LiteralIy how do l get a bf?

>>35888888
talk to me, mister six digits

>>35888888
>get quints
ill be your butt buddy bf

>>35888888
We could cuddle and talk about our feelings.

with those digits anybody

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Same question here

steamcommunity.com/id/tfwNoTomokoBf/

>>35888888
This proves right here that 4chan is dead and Kek is laughing at us. How does this get a six-digit blessing? My Kek, my Kek, why have you forsaken me?

>>35888943
fuck you asshole who just blocks everyone who adds him

If girl: Go to any dating site, and filter through your 50 messages and pick the best

If guy: Go to a gay dating site, and filter through your 10 messages from 40+ year old men. Until you find that one younger guy that looks acceptable.

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Proof that bf threads are forever allowed on /r9k/

>>35888954
It's pretty mean honestly. I feel like I'm a nice person anyway.

>>35888918
>6
>quints

alright my dude, alright

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you attract people to your thread with quints and then choose the one you most like

me

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>>35888944
4chan belongs to the fags and kek wills it. Leave now and never return this is the beginning of a new age!

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>>35888888

any boyfriends from new jersey?

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>>35888888
you can start by spelling correctly and NOT meme'ing the robot, you piece of shit

>>35889015
me, north or south?

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>>35888943
But you already know how.
>tfw digits
>>35889022
Sorry.

>>35888888
With awesome gets like this.

>>35888944
Kek wills it leave this site you breeding scum

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>>35888954
I just rejected your friend request
I have nobody blocked atm

>>35889030
No thats a lie

>>35889063
You know better than me.

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>>35889089
I was just really lucky

>>35888999

>nice trips

That has got to be the creepiest rule 34 I've seen in years.

Awesome, man...

>>35888888
Where do you live? I won't be your bf, but I could fly out to your state and give you a go for those sick digits

>>35888944
What were close.
>>35888887
>>35888889

>>35889026

south how cute are you

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Normally I wouldn't respond to a thread like this, but you got sexts, so I'll share my personal experience.
I met my bf on 4chan. At the time I never thought I'd be gay, but I have a thing for traps and crossdressing, and had taken a few pictures about a year ago. He was having some trouble and I, very cautiously, offered to talk to him. We'd talk every day about whatever was on our minds, and share the occasional flirty remark but it was all in good humour. For some reason I sent him one of my old pictures and thought nothing of it. A few days later we talked about crossdressing, one thing led to another and he told me he fapped to the picture I sent and that he had a crush on me and, I said I probably did too. I listened to that one gay Sufjan Stevens song and had a good cry that night. Later we agreed to meet up for a convention, we were both very nervous and the first few hours were very awkward, I was even sick in a coffee store bathroom. I won't go into the specifics, but things got a bit lewd that night. Two weeks ago we met up over the weekend for another convention, but most of it was cuddling in bed. At about 3am a drunk woman somehow managed to get into our hotel room, but that's besides the point.
There's been a few lows over the last few months, but we've managed to come out the other end through talking it out, and we've probably profited from it.
When the new university year starts he'll only be an hours drive away, and I look forward to seeing him fairly regularly. Mum just thinks we're close friends.

So, to answer your question, OP, talk to someone from 4chan (or anywhere you can find people with a common interest) that doesn't seem like some kind of whore and see if anything happens. You'll have to open up to them, and that's a very difficult thing to get over, but I find the initial anonymity really helps. Good luck. I'm an autist that had never been in a relationship and I managed to do it, so you can too. I'm sure you'll be a great bf!

>>35888888
>Get quints
Wasted on a faggot thread.

>>35889902
Learn to count dummy.

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>>35889666
i'm not cute and i'm north owell

>>35890782
I'm a different person

I'll cross the border, fuck you in the ass and cum in your eyes

>>35888943
Fuck you Cebruz. I've tried to be your husbando so many times I've lost count.

>>35888888
>6 fucking digits
wasted on a robot pretending to be a femanon for attention

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>>35891210
>pretending to be a femanon for attention

>>35889882
So basically, you're a normalfag who shouldn't be on this board.

>>35891252
you type/select pics like a dude attempting to be feminine

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Look like this and all robots will want to fuck you

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>>35888943
Ill be your robo boyfriend

Here's what I did
>Be completely apathetic for a year and change towards a guy because I wasn't looking for a bf
>Long story short, realize I need a bf
>Be complete autist
>Throw around piles of spaghetti like there's no tomorrow because never had a bf khv
>Somehow guy likes me
>Here I am today

>>35891465
>here I am today
You mean shitting up a robot board when you're a normalfag? Out.

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>>35888943
Be my gf please i need you

>>35891491
Whelp, she wanted help so I tried
I don't know if I'm a normie, he's my only friend other than my dad

>>35891527
>I'm loved and have had sex but I don't know if I'm a normie guuuuys XD

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>>35891523
>gf

>>35891527
>she

when will they learn?

>>35891553
Haven't had sex before and don't intend to til I'm married but okay, I was just saying I've got my issues with social cues and such, not trying to win the autism competition

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>>35888888
>step 1: be good looking

that's it, that's literally it
if you're not attractive then you're fucked, not even ugly people like ugly people
welcome to the club

>>35888888
Well anon the digits have spoken. If male get thin. If female, don't be super fat, unless you're into black guys.

>>35888888
Be forward and willing to ask many people. Also nice get

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>tfw you will never get a gf because you bring nothing of value to the table
i just want someone to play games and watch anime with

>>35892052
>If male get thin
Now what?

>>35892172
i know this here feelio

>>35892336
Be attractive or rich. Trust me I should know. Being thin alone changes nothing.

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>>35888888
>>35888999

Th-th-this thread c-can't be real. Such digits, so early in the thread. Th-this thread is giving me a big bulging boipucci

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>>35888888
>>35888922
>>35888944
>>35888955
>>35888988
>>35888999
>>35889022
>>35889666
>>35891377
>>35891400

What's going on, half of the posts are gets, with an impressive number of rare gets.

>>35890782

we can still be boyfriends
some1 plz

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Hmm Mmm wat is goin on in here anon s?

>>35892172
Give her all your money.

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>>35888888
join our chill discord, girls and guys are in here during the day

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>>35895258
https://discord.gg/pRQxU

this is the discord lots seem to like chilling out there. More than me posts up the link so the room has a few places.

>>35895285
>discord
should be banned from /r9k/

If your female just walk outside

>>35895285
Can you guys fuck off to Reddit at this point

>>35895990
This
I love gay type threads but this discord shit needs to fuck off

>>35888888
LiteralIy how do l get a gf?

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i really want to answer to one of those "how do i get bf" threads but i FUCKING KNOW ITS ALL FAGGOTS CATFISHING SO YOU CAN FUCK RIGHT THE FUCK OFF
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35897931
>catfishing
we all know exactly what we are getting into anon

You are the only dumbfuck here who is pretending there's women who browse 4chan

People as fucking retarded as you should be euthanized, much less allowed to browse r9k

>>35889015
Hey im from Jersey. Are you a guy or a girl? Please answer honestly.

>>35897931
You delusional thirsty cuck, the few grils that browse here are only interested in the few normie tourist guys that also browse here sometimes. You won't find a gf here unless you're a normie.

>>35897955
I can become whoever you want for these dubbz

>>35897931
he never said he was a girl you stupid fuck, we know

Have you tried existing?

Oregano comment

I need an ENGLISH bf :(

>>35898441
UK English or what?

>>35898637
Yes, Im South where are you sailor?

>>35889015
RUTGERS
U
T
G
E
R
S

pls respond i;m so lonely

>>35898637
PLEASE REPLY I NEED A BOYFRIEND

>>35900207

nope south jersey and im a boi

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>tfw no cute boy to suck my penis while i hold myself up with a pull up bar because my legs would give out due to the pleasure

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>tfw insecure about my looks
>tfw hate every single masculine feature I have
How do I get over the fact that I will never be a 10/10 animu girl?

>>35900952
>6'4ft
I know this feel just end me

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>>35900990
Sorry about that, anon. Makes me atleast appreciate being short.

>>35900952
holy shit this.

i would be so much happier as an anime girl.

>>35901019
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
if you're short no matter how manly you are now you can just take hormones and t blockers while losing weight and you'll be a qt.

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>>35901094
I'm 57kgs and starting hrt in a few weeks
I probably don't have much to complain about. I kinda dislike my face. Also no hips, sorta wide shoulders and such. I imagine I'm just triggering you further. Sorry for that.
I had a friend who was about your height and in the same situation as you. He had a kinda cute face though, makes me believe things are not hopeless for him and probably not for you either.

>>35901165
Anon if you ever leave your living quarters i'll be waiting to rape and murder you <3
(This is a meme please don't arrest me)

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>>35901301
s-sorry, pls no bully

>>35898841
I'm near you sort of I'll be your pretend bf if you like email me your skype or something here within the next 1 hour:

>[email protected]

>>35901550
I only use KiK for reasons also i don't want a pretend bf i want a real bf.

>>35892172
>tfw you will never have a girlfriend because you bring all kinds of value to the table, but are completely neurotic

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>>35888888
Display those sexy digits, and you'll have all the bf's you want.

>>35901581
oh ok ;-;
but your missing out, I don't think you can even begin to imagine how much fun we'd have together,
maybe next time right though anon? heh

>>35901720
I could say the same back honeyboo, best of luck with your search though mister :>

Stop being so pickyj

>>35901818
No need to be rude lad we are all free to do as we please.

>>35900990
>be 5'4
>natural trap
>wish to be more masculine and taller
I wish I could swap bodies with any of you anons

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umm, are there any big boys in London?

i want to do lewd stuff to a nice guy

>>35902346
L O N D O N
o
n
d
o
n

Only if you're a cutie tho

>>35902376
hmmm, i'm not that cute anon

that is my problem

Considering people here are guys, unless they be traps cuteness is unlikely

>>35902430
Height and Weight ? :>
>>35902448
>implying men can't be cute.

>>35902461
i'm 5'9 and about 150 pounds

but i waited too long, now i've started to lose my hair

>>35902461 Hence why I said traps <

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>>35888888

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


shieeeeeeeeeeeeet

Do bots like cute(ish) boys or do I have to be a full trap to get a robot bf.

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>>35888888

Fucking check'd n kek'd

>>35902554 I would assume as long as they find your cuteness attractive whether you go full trap or not would be irrelevant when you consider most if not all robots aren't really gonna be picky that are after that sort of thing

how does lewd stuff even work?

i'm assuming it goes something like
>meet up
>grab a drink
>talk for a while
>go to an empty apartment/room
>throw some music on

than what?

if potentially i wanted to do lewd stuff with a boy
what usually happens? what can i expect?

>>35902494
Don't sound like my sort of guy sorry pal, hope your search go's better.

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>>35888888
>>35888922
>>35888944
>>35888955
>>35888988
>>35888999
>>35889022
>>35889666
>>35891377
>>35891400
>>35897955
>>35901711
>>35902522
Is Kek trying to tell us something??

Fucking faggots you all need Jesus

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>digits can't into bf, even with vagoo
Kill youself, roastie.

>>35888888
You come over to my house, and we talk about vidya, anime, and politics over a cup of coffee.