/britfeel/

>>35886462

just got paid, splashed out on 150 bong worth of consumables.

might get a handle of jacky d this week too

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first for POST DEM LOVELY WAIFU'sand husbandos i guess

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>>35886462

Everywhere britbongs congregate, even on /r9k/, we create something magical

>>35886462
Come watch a movie


cytu dot be slash r slash filmnight

Mmmbop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, ba duba dop
Ba du
Yeah
Mmmbop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, Ba du dop
Ba du bop, Ba du dop
Ba du
Yeah

Oh yeah
In an Mmmbop they're gone
Yeah yeah

>>35886514
>handle

FOY.

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>Drinking alone
>Thinking of my uni crush

Who else /sad/ here

>>35886527

Is that american? Didn't know we don't use it over here, desu it's something I've picked up online.

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>>35886534
>Drinking alone
>Thinking of all the uni crushes and missed chances
>tfw Uni was three years ago

Girl I was chatting to finally replied after like 2 days silence, I sent a message back about 15 minutes later, now nothing again.
How fucking busy can you possibly be

>>35886561
What makes it worse they're a boy

>>35886550
Yeah it means a 1 gallon jug of booze with a handle. They literally don't sell them here.

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>>35886515
Hello fellow monstergirl poster

>>35886563
It's nothing to with being busy.

>>35886627
What about the ladies (paki) (male)?

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Home sweet home lads

>>35886627
The white girls at my college are so hyped about this, they just wont shut up about it ffs

>>35886718
you have your own grill FeelsGoodMan

I'm not fat but tomorrow I'm going to buy a birthday cake and eat it

It's not my birthday I just fancy one

>>35886718
enjoy your restoration allocation, bio-unit

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who /maccies/ here

>>35886750
You going to put candles on it and blow them out?

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>Go to pub with friend from work
>Start discussing politics and the world in general
>Agree on nearly everything
>Both pretty much Blackpilled
>Finally able to say stuff I've wanted to for months
Feels good man. Hope you lads are all having a nice evening.

>>35886718
looks nice lad, I am eying up room one

In about 3 minutes, I'm going to just piss all over the kitchen floor. Then I'll clean it up, no one will ever know that event happened.

>>35886770
>Go to pub with friend from work
>Start discussing politics and the world in general
>He starts saying abhorrent, disgusting, racist shit
>Nod along and pretend to agree
>He's a bit autistic so he thinks I'm agreeing enthusiastically
>Record the conversation on my phone to take to HR tomorrow

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>>35886534
Lying in bed thinking, been best friends with her for a year now and watch her on nights out get flirty with other guys

>>35886718

what are those useless rooms in the bottom right corner?

>>35886764
No i just want to eat some birthday cake

My bday is in january

>>35886784
post pictures, I want to see

>>35886808
Why do you think you are so attracted to the cuck lifestyle? Do you think it's just your natural place in the world?

>>35886800
>Record the conversation on my phone to take to HR tomorrow

what are HR gonna do exactly? Everyone at work knows I'm a racist due to an anonymous tip off, but I'm still working there 8 months later

>>35886784
why lad
why piss on the floor do it in the shower

>>35886784
I remember I pissed out my window once just for the hell of it, made me laugh

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Unlucky for u bby

kinda hate being 20s lads, feel like im not down wit th yute and 30s people just dismiss me as millennial

>>35886838
Hey richard remember when you were on graham norton and you told the story about the old woman that slapped you? Made me laugh

>>35886823
Theres times where she flirts with me, theres times where i flirt in pitiful attempt to make her jealous, what do ?

>>35886856
ditch her

>>35886574
thought bois would be easier to bum tbqh

unless they're straight that is

>>35886827
what kinda racism are we talking? you hate the muzzies? or you want everyone who isnt white out of england? not gonna aruge with you either way because i cba, just wondering what your view is

>>35886808
Just stop. Make a move or leave that shit is toxic. Used to be a huge beta.
>Dead and cold inside
>tfw girls like me more now

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>>35886856
She flirts with you to keep you on the hook.

Just find a girl who actually wants to fuck you.

Also check out the name of this bar that turned up in my capcha

>>35886838
i know what you mean richard hillman

the problem is all the 30 year old people fear being 40

40 year olds fear being 50

50 year olds say "i'm not old"

and then 60 year olds know whats up

70 is good too

80 is too old

Been dieting 3 weeks now, lost just over 4lbs. FUCKING STARVING ALL THE CUNTING TIME.

>>35886867
Its complicated. I'm completely closeted and a nervous pile of trash, but he's an extroverted guy thats out most weekends. We had one hook up.

Whats making it worse is that he's told me that he's gonna start transitioning soon

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>>35886800
Oh you!
I said nothing racist

>>35886800
>abhorrent, disgusting, racist shit

Like what?

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>>35886863
True but too much time has been wasted, can't let anyone else be happy with her if i cant

>>35886870

Everyone who isn't Western Euro out desu, slavs are some of the worst.

>>35886912
thats stalker killer talk, just ditch the bitch

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tfw work 2 days a week

tfw perfect blend of normie and NEETie

>>35886911
Like supporting leaving the EU

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here's a hot tune to keep you guys comfy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMUfg75kZwk
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMUfg75kZwk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMUfg75kZwk
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMUfg75kZwk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMUfg75kZwk

>LYRICS:
You know me love when you get nasty
I wanna do you in the backseat
Never put no one above me
Seven days sex, I'ma leave you so weak
Like hol' up, hol' up
And we'll go slower, slower
Tell the chauffeur, chauffeur
Keep your hands up on the road cus', the road cus'
Show her cake while you're doing the work
Love how ya whine too, neck back, gripping your hair, working your spine too
Gentleman, I'll let you come first and then I come through
Night lights killed the whole night, nigga ate you

Rude bwoy mi nuh beg friend
Big black hand ting ita end it (Bop, bop, bop)
These niggas all pussies baby
I'm the only nigga to drive that pussy crazy
'Cause I love the shape of you mama
I wanna put my hands on ya
She know I'm tryna open her
Body like a bottle Coca Cola
'Cause I love the shape of you mama
I wanna put my hands on ya
She know I'm tryna open her
Body like a bottle Coca Cola

Oh I oh I oh I oh I
I'm in love with your body
Every day discovering something brand new
I'm in love with the shape of you

She said me talking too much, me talking too much
I should come her way, she said me want it too much, me want it too much
(That's a likkle baby one)
Come grab on it, don't get offended
There's enough for you girl and your best friend
Me know you want this, stop pretending
In the back of the rave or in a basement
Any place that you name girl we can go
If you're feeling my vibe
We can disappear to a place thats out of sight
Just you and I-I-I and we'll be fi-i-ine

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Red pill me on 2d waifus, fellow bongs

>>35886940

me too lad, Thursday and friday, what are your 2 days?

>>35886961
No. Enjoy your 2D waifu. VR will be great for you.

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>>35886856
I just got out of the zone with a girl that was my "friend" for over 5 years. It was one of the scariest things ever. I made a move and she denied me... then we talked about our friendship (was as gay as it sounds) and then I made another move and we made out.

We've banged and are still chill. Brother anon, just be flirty maybe have a few drinks. Be touchy BUT NOT FUCKING AUTISTIC TOUCHY (that's important). Then you just have to do it.
>There is no such thing as the perfect moment

>>35886959
No rapper could save that fucking aweful song. Why can't ed just make soppy singer-songwriter shit rather than vapid pop

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>>35886969
Weekends lad, would probably make it sunday and monday if I could choose though

pretty comfy though

>>35886989
i keep seeing him and his twin getting posted on here over the last few months, but i'm not familiar with french celebrities/politicians. who exactly are they?

>>35886980
Brother, i will act on your works, the next few weeks are going to be a wild ride wish me luck

ha ha nothing says failure like having a nap and waking up at 15 to midnight

>>35886940
>>35886969
What job and how much?

>>35887019
>Anon gets arrested for sexual assault thanks to shitty advice on 4Chan.

>>35887030
Sounds like a really comfy nap. Wouldn't mind one of them myself.

>>35887030

When did you start your nap?

>>35887059
like 9 or something, i cant even remember

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Nipping to the GP

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>TFW I found out I have aspergers.
Well.
There goes the chance to actually having a gf.

Do you guys all have someone whose smile you want to protect?

>>35887077
I want to protect my own smile. I am miserably failing.

>>35887076
Not true. Cousin and friend both have aspergers. Both have GFs

>>35887077
my boyfriend

im sure this original

>>35887077
how does one protect a smile? and from what exactly?

>>35887077
I think I found one recently

>>35887136
Ok.
I guess there's a small chance to get a gf afterall

>tfw nobody told me about the new thread

it's like secondary school all over again

cytu dot be slash r slash filmnight

come watch "The problem with homosexuals" top keks to be had

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>>35886515
Lads, I managed to cobble together a Frigate that didn't immediately sink. Took me like 6 hours though.

Got to build a Destroyer next. Torn between that or a Sub. Think it'd be easier to build a Sub due the the fact that I know how to build missiles/torpedoes, but my destroyer is going to basically be an SPG on water, and I have no idea how to make cannons that aren't shit.

Just going to stack AP and sabot and fire it through a belt fed railgun. Seems like it'd work but knowing my luck it'd be shit in practice. Either way I'm going to have to add Torps/Depth charges, but that's not going to be a problem. Dunno if I should add a deck gun to the sub though.

My design priorities go basically: Sub/Destroyer>Cruiser/Command Cruiser Variant>Battleship/Battlecruiser>Orbital Battleship>Fighter/Orbital fighter.

Ahhh. The possibilities.

/Blog
Posted.

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>>35887076

But you've got Prim

>>35887154
It's just caring for someone and making sure they don't get hurt

>nationalist parties rise to power across europe
>the eu inevitably collapses
>nationalists beginning promoting the restoration of local traditions
>europeans take pride in being european again
>nations compete with each other, however this strengths them
>it is agreed that the saracen must be expelled from sacred Constantinople
>the holy land is reclaimed next
DEUS VULT
EUROPA INVICTA

>when you take a step back and you realise how degenerate the shit you're looking at is

Haven't had one of those clarity moments for a long time. Feels bad.

>>35887230
>uk
>catholic

off you go friend

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>>35887077
I've never felt like that about anyone, for the better probably.
>>35887233
>when you realize you've been fapping to 100% degenerate homosexual content

uhoh

>>35887185
My cousin's is a smoke show. No idea how he landed that. My other friend's also has aspergers.
Find one of your own, anon.

>>35887277
temporal agent of the neo ottoman empire detected

>>35886587
ay up lad, alri?

>tinder sucks, can get matches but it never goes anywhere
>at uni but the course is off the main campus so don't get to mix

Depression getting worse lads

>Fell asleep after wage slaving
>wake up 11:30 so the supermarket is closed

>>35887288
try protestant instead

>>35886462
How do I become a wagie? Don't live near much but I really need a job.

>>35887187
Who fucking told anon about the new thread?!

It's over guys. Lets go somewhere else.

>>35887317
not falling for your tricks roach, you're losing the time cold war. now go back to future and tell your grand vizier you failed

>>35887352
please honestly kill yourself if you want to rewrite the history of this country and pretend its a catholic country

Any of you lads ever tried beta carotene tablets?

It's basically a tablet form of the stuff that makes carrots orange. Have enough of them and it gives your skin a bit of a healthy orange glow (obviously too much will look shit). When combined with a bit of a natural tan the results are said to be very pleasant.

I'm skeptical because I can find very few before and after pics. I know for a fact eating a load of carrots (or even drinking juice) can give a glow so hopefully these tablets are legit.

30mg a day should start showing some results in a week. I'm on day 2 now.

Any update on the /britfeel/ tavern AKA The Britbot Arms???

>>35887187
Yet you still turn up where you're not wanted

>>35887077
Back in the day. Her smile unironically moved me to tears a few times if I hadn't seen her face for a while.

>>35887363

Cordial Silver is the real shit

>>35887344
>>35887369
Lads.. come on.. this is getting a bit close to home.. haha...

>>35887281
I want to protect ur smile

>>35887363
That sounds stupid as shit, why not just make your own pasta sauce and add carrots whizzed up in it? It's hard to believe there's a real tablet out there called "carot-ene". Sounds like snake oil.

>>35887387
Aye lad, I know that feel, my mum says you can come over mine and watch road wars till tea time

>>35887387
WE GOTTA DITCH HIM LADS.

>>35887077
yeah, some friends and my family i guess

>>35887406
>>35887387
batty boys batty boys.

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>>35887390
please do

>Google keeps reccomending what I want to search even though what im searching for is sometimes obscure

its like its reading my mind finishing with these reccomendations. I swear i've been creeped out about 10 times this week by it. It never used to reccomend exactly what I'm thinking of. I'm starting to believe its reading my mind or something


Going to watch Shin Godzilla, bluray+subs are up on nyaa if anyone was wondering

>>35887387
ah we love you really lad. ignore the meanies

>>35887410
BEZ IT!!!

Lads I want to be a copper so bloody much

https://youtu.be/n8s0zbJh8Cg?t=5m15s

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just ordered this beast off amazon

what do you reckon lads. looks decent doesent it.

>>35887401
Because that takes effort?

And it's a real substance.

>>35887500
won't get there PIRATING copyrighted material will you lad?

We are we are the britfeel lads!
We've got no time for fucking chads!
Sometimes we're down to our last pennies
Just waiting for our lovely bennies

Wagies sometimes also post
But NEETs are here by far the most
When the limit hits, we need a thread
But Shipman has made OP dead

>>35887387
In reality you probably only knew about them hanging out without you about 20% of the time they did it.

>mfw this still happens to me

>>35887504
Looks alright. The shoulder straps look different to the picture in the background tho.

You gunna cum on it lad?

>>35887504
Couldn't you just get one of the Figuarts or something?

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How do I learn to draw, lads? I want my own, unique waifu.

>>35887500

Charlie Etheridge attended a Car crash I was involved in, not part of Road Wars, but I was so excited to see him because I was obsessively watching road wars at the time

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>>35887536
>he shoulder straps look different to the picture in the background tho.

i think that is the lighting, not sure though

>You gunna cum on it lad?

nah, im not gay, and i dont want to get my figure sticky and smelly.

>>35887459
>Going to watch Shin Godzilla, bluray+subs are up on nyaa if anyone was wondering
ouch 5gb though

>>35887550
i could but i prefer statues because i think they look better. i think the joins ruin the look of the sh figuarts but they are good for what they are, bloody expensive though.

>>35887578
thats pretty cool, whats he like? Same as the show?

>>35887612
Fair play lad. I prefer articulation myself.
Figuarts on Amazon do tend to be a tad expensive, I order any Figuarts I buy through the weeb stores, no idea on the cost for the Dragonball ones though.

>>35887614

Exactly the same, I didn't bring up the fact I recognised him because he probably got it constantly, but he was great in the situation when I was very shook up.

Living in the Thames Valley was brilliant because I sometimes saw places I recognised on Road Wars

>>35887652
Very cool of you, and glad to hear he's a good lad not just for the cameras, I had the same thing when they did The Force: Essex, great seeing places you know on the telly

>>35887635
>I prefer articulation myself.

fair enough. i used to prefer articulation too until i realized i find it awkward posing the figure and i only ever leave them in one position.

>>35887635
>Figuarts on Amazon do tend to be a tad expensive,

yeah, they are like 50 quid for dragon ball ones. i have a piccolo one but i got it for like 20 quid from a shop in town.

some of the figurearts i would consider getting have become rare and now go for about 100 quid.

diagonal is the best cut for toast and sandwiches

>>35887775
Nah, into squares or not at all.

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Installed Tomb Raider Legends for a bit of a laugh, Also because i wanked myself raw unlocking all the costumes as a kid.

Hasn't aged to well but it's alright for a quick 1 hour look see.

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>>35887607
one I downloaded was 12gb
>looking through normiebook at people from my school year
>they're all married/in relationships/have kids and have jobs
>I'm a shut in NEET the whole time

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>>35887528
Enjoyed this lad desu

>>35887845
Tell me about it mate, in my 30s and alone.

got a job as a uni lecturer lads

>>35887898
really? are you not nervous?

well done anyway. hope it works out for you

>>35887878

Early or late? I think you can pull things back if you're 31/32

>>35887898
what you lecturing lad

>>35887924
nervous as fuck, feel sick.

thanks lad

>>35887947
Gender Studies.

Origami

>>35887947
Politics

oregano famalamalam

>>35887955
>nervous as fuck, feel sick.

im sure as you do it more and more it will get easier.

FUCKING HELL THESE ROMANIAN 'GIRLS' HAVE BEEN SHITTING BRICKS. SHIT SHIT SHIT TODAY, FILLED THE FUCKING PAN.

EUGH.

>>35888031
classic monica

>>35887878
can just imagine how bad it is in 30s, I'm only 23 going on 24 (but I'm summer born so one of the youngest in the school year)

no idea how to turn it around, I don't even have GCSEs

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>>35886462
Why is /britfeel/ so comfy lads? I think this is the only regular thread on 4chan where I actually feel relaxed after participating in it.

It's depressing as fuck sometimes but so is the majority of my life.

>>35888122
because we are all brothers going through the same same struggle

just went for a very runny poo

was like a water gun

>>35888154
charming lad. do you kiss your mother with that rotten mouth

>>35887459
*protects smile*

>>35888122
It's the retirement home for the british poster who is too jaded and experienced to find pleasure in high speed international and political shitposting any more. We're generally similar and just want a comfy place to share our mutual musings.

>>35888122
Cause it's literally a bunch of similar people on a small rock having comfy banter with no one trying to be 'the alpha'
Other threads don't seem to have that same feeling. You surely couldn't say you was off to sleep and get a couple of goodnights anywhere else but /britfeel/ 99% of the time.

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Rev up those friers.

>>35888184
>rotten mouth

all i said was i had a very runny poo

>>35888221
looks like you lads have to stir my haggis

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>>35888122
>Why is /britfeel/ so comfy lads?
Because it's like a cosy british pub but online, locals and all

>>35888221
BET IT WAS SOLID AS FUCK A 3 ON THE BRISTOL STOOL CHART YOU LYING CUNT

who else literally only users 4chan for brit feel?

>>35888291
99%, sometimes drop by /g/ if the thread is slow.

only gone and came on my church trousers again

>>35888291
/r9k/ is the only board for em
and /hr/ to post Sophie Turner

>>35888291
Ironically look at /pol/ sometimes
go to /tv/ for a laugh and shitposting
and /sp/ during sporting events

>>35888335
Lad, you need to start hanging those up.

>>35888252
pubs aren't comfy, at least here there is no fear of being seen, judged by people who can see you, and you dont have to interact with others to get yourself a drink

>>35888383
Someone has never been to a comfy cosy pub before.

>>35888408
ive never been to a pub in my life because being outside scares me, cant imagine how a place with other people could be comfy tbqh

>>35888383
You're not going to the right pubs lad

guys i thnk im going gay

these girls at work chat so much shit , i mean i ain't got much going on in my head but these bratty cunts talk about the most utter hogwash its beggers belief

they put me off wanking too, and trust me they are quite attractive young ladies, clean, manicured, not too bimboish, perfect wank material yet i feel a visceral revulsion at the thought of them

i just dont want to think about girls anymore, worried im going gay t.b.h they just piss me off now

>>35887564
andrew loomis has some good stuff, people talk about him on here and he's got quite a few good books
http://www.alexhays.com/loomis/

Was just reading that Europe can expect up to 30 million Africans, lads. We're due to get 250,000 Arabs and North Africans this summer (and every summer for the foreseeable future)

https://www.rt.com/news/382706-african-migrants-millions-europe/

We're fucked.

>>35886718
>paying for a prison cell
>still have to pay bills and all other expenses

In the meantime a paki just got accepted for a 4 bedroom council house, even then its overcrowded as they breed like rodents.

>>35888458

Thanks lad, goot night

>>35888422
i wish i could help some of you lads.

i know your pain and i know if i had the power i would empower you.

>>35888464
not us anymore lad

>>35888485
night lad, hope you get to turn her into 2D

>>35888464
>There are children going about their lives unaware that their rapist is en route

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>>35888122

Do you think you'll all remember britfeel in 20 years

>>35888441
women repulse me more and more these days. Not sure I could be gay though, I'd be worried they're just as bad.

Might just be alone and focus on myself and a doggo

>>35888599
can't remember things when you're dead lad

>>35888599
probably. i remember forums i went on like 8 years ago that i didnt even like that much

Thinking of opening a bar lads. I've worked in one for the past 7 years and sick of being a cuck under someone else. Only thing deterring me is I would have effectively wasted my degree

>>35888599

what ia wojak thinking there?

>>35888441
>>35888618

yeah, women are pretty much always like this, even the ones that seem nice.

>>35888640
all the feels he's felt of course

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>>35888640
All the ways Richard Hillman is better than Harold Shipman.

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>>35888599
very likely desu

>>35888640
"that feel when the jumper is too itchy"

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>These bitches want money stacks
>Me? I want a hundred stacks
>These bitches selling their soul
>Well, I want my money back
>She bounce it like jumping jacks, but she got a funny ass
>Look what them booty shots done to that
That bitch need her money back

>>35888703
it's a simple message, but it comes from the heart

>>35888635
how the fook do you plan on doing that. why you working in a bar if you've got that much dosh?

>>35888122

Britfeel is the dog's bollox desu

>>35888888

posting to see dis get

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>>35888866

accurate get desu, britfeel IS the dog's bollox

>>35888851
You only need 20-30k to open a bar lad, I'm half way there after a year, in another year I should have enough, maybe sooner if I do even more hours. The perks of living with mummy tbqh

oh shit the get hasnt been got yet rawling

>>35888891
wow Clyde Cash got old

Still ain't got no friends lads. 2 years into uni, think im going to pass this year, ive got money ive got a job for my 4 month summer holiday lined up i haven't really got many problems other than no form of socialising.

No one to ask about my day. Sigh...

>>35888969
where are you from? i could be your friend

>>35889035
Settle down Lenlad, was Albarnlad not enough?

>>35888892
Running a bar profitably is one of the hardest things that you can do. Most of the people who open one are just like you - they are opening it because they like the idea of owning their own bar.

Some of them succeed, against the odds. But most of them are dominated by bars run by incredibly experienced publicans who are only in it for the money. They are more efficient in every single way because of their single minded focus on the business (as opposed to hanging around in the business being landlords and running the place day to day) so it's really tough to compete.

>>35889054
lol. nah, im just trying to help someone out because i know what it is like to be in his position.

Can't sleep tonight. Keep thinking about wanting to punish myself for being born male.

Decided to get up and tie a bit of string around my bell end as hard as I can and then slap my cock with a shoe. It hurt quite a bit so I decided to stop.

>>35889119
calm down lad. you need to see a psychiatrist something

>>35889064
Yeah lad I've thought of all this, it's a damn hard market but if I fail, it's not the end of the world. I'm thinking of focusing it as a student bar, with student discounts, constant half term events but I'll focus on having sporting events and shit too. I want to focus more on it being a social area with constant events as opposed to just a place people go to get drunk which I think is where most places fail around here. The only thing that really has me worried is the amount of spoons around here

>>35889176
The last time I tortured my ball bag and pe-she was when I was 19. Thinking of getting back into it if I get denied that Visa card I applied for.

well lads im at my last stage of self betterment, im down to 175 lb from over 260. finally got my self a job after 4 years of sitting around on my arse, got my self a driving license and worked on my social anxiety

now its time for me to leave this place behind, as much as i love it i know it has to be done to get where i need to be

its been a pleasure lads and i wish i had the discipline to be able to keep coming here while improving my self but unfortunately i dont

if i can make it we all can

goodbye space cowboys

>>35889258

See you tomorrow lad

You're not unique, I think almsot every britfeeler has tried to leave.

I've improved myself massively but I still come here

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>>35889258
So long lad, hope things work out for you.

>>35889285
I managed to leave for a year but I came crawling back recently, I think it's true it's impossible to completely leave this place behind

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>>35889258
best of luck to ya mate but unfortunately pic is very much related

>>35889310

are you the same anon I replied to?

>>35889206
Yeah, a lot of spoons is pretty worrying, especially in the student market.

It really depends what type of spoons you're up against. Some of them attract students, but some of them are just too depressing. I'd go down every night for a week and check out the atmosphere. If you see students and it doesn't seem too depressing then be careful.

Also you won't be able to compete with price, and it will be tough to deck the place out enough to compete on atmosphere with 20 grand.

Near as damn it 2am and I'm wide wide awake. fuk it.

>>35889368
Nah lad just giving my 2 pence

Lads I have a weird fetish. I like lettuce. Here's a random pic from my collection.

>>35889463
Very sexy pic.

>>35889463
nice pic lad, here's one from my patch.

>think /britfeel/ is moving much faster than usual
>turns out it's 2am

christ where does the time go

>>35889610
just noticed myself lad, feels like 11 or some shit

>>35889606
good, but check this beauty out

>>35889610
>christ where does the time go

doesn't go fast enough. i'm probably here for another 40 years, that's 39 years and 23 hours too much. wish i were dead

>>35887878
Pick me pick me, am alone too :(

>>35889998
is it our fault we are alone?

it's bedtime for me lads
i'll sau nighty night, and leave thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8ADfS8WQmw
hopefully will give you lads a giggle

>>35890060
what a tit,
hopefully this is more accessable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8ADfS8WQmw

>>35890060
good night, sleet tight, dont let the bed bugs bite

>>35890056

Maybe its because those we are interested in aren't interested in us

>>35890117
maybe is it like that for some of you. personally speaking, i have pushed a lot of people away for varies reasons.

>>35890202
I'd like to know those reasons

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>>35886515
I know he looks like me
Hates work like me and walks like me
He's even got a twin like me

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>>35890056
>tfw I know it's my fault

>>35890227
the people who i tend to meet tend are normies that have a habit of drug taking and drinking. so i never bother with them because i dont fancy taking drugs and going clubbing all the time.

>>35890343
sorry if this is garbled. im tired as fuck.

>>35890343

How are you even meeting people like that in the first place?
Take what you are doing reverse it and you'll meet the reverse of those people, would that even world in RL and not the head.

>>35890379
Don't worry its alright, just woke up myself, the nap turned into a sleep

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>Talk to friend
>They start just fucking spamming me with screenshots of this visual novel
>Literal blogposting constantly
>Tell them to stop
>"no I paid like 10 dollies for this"
>Leave and block their notifications because the constant fucking beeping is tilting me
>They're calling me all kinds of shit

I'm right fucking tilted now lads, can't concentrate on me video games

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjPhzgxe3L0
Who /miserable/?

>tfw no sad morissey pepe

>>35890521
>friend
jealous desu

>>35890437
>How are you even meeting people like that in the first place?

uni or through my brother.

>Take what you are doing reverse it and you'll meet the reverse of those people

but what is the reverse? i dont go anywhere else, nor do i know anywhere else that i can meet people. seems like all anyone does is drink or take drugs.

four hours until the end of my shift and I can go home to play more nier automato

can't wait lads

>>35890535
That makes sense if its from uni that's what uni is all about, drinking, drugs

>>35890610
whats ur job mate?

>>35890654
security officer, pretty comfy

Don't take my drugs away, lads.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWXdKOD0dio

Anyone else having a problem with catch up and demand on virgin being unavailable? Its been like it for about 13 hours now

>>35890746
any stories lad

>>35890766
why are people who own guitars such wankers

anyone else on easter break from uni. my sleeping schedule is officialy fucked once again.

How do I get the doc to give me sone Xanax, lads

>>35890824
Still got a couple of days left although I don't go to anything anyway and fridays no lectures so once I get a project meeting out the way tomorrow job's a good un, gonna tidy my room and then spend the next 3 days drinking. Sleeping schedule's been fucked all week mind.

>>35890791
only a few vague ghost stories of things going bump in the night and spooky libraries

I did have to call the police on an extremely drunk rich poof at a private party once, that was fun

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>On a walk!

https://discord.gg/9dsyV

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>>35891083
>furry

yiff in hell

Dam looks like I'm staying awake until evening tomorrow.

>>35891774
Why's that laddy?

>>35886718

What are those ant looking things on the walls?

Pay day tomorrow also if I am lucky my capture card will arrive so I can start saving tv shows from tv to my computer and pirate blue ray movies

will someone come and tuck me in and give me a cuddle

>>35891977
I will, been after a cuddle all day, wanna be big or little spoon?

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another blazing track to keep you lads going through the night. this is by the based south african Gemini Major.

i dig the lyrics. at least he's red pilled not like other rappers that rap about shit.

RAGGA RAGGA RAGGA RAGGA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzPWqnh-DQE
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzPWqnh-DQE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzPWqnh-DQE

>LYRICS:
Badman no waste time
We don't fuck with no wasteman
Snapchat, no FaceTime
Ragga (x20)
Bad girl no waste time
We don't fuck with no wasteman
Snapchat, no FaceTime

Badman, roll up the ganja
Rockstar, no de Rasta
Let me continue the saga
Young nigga on the come up
My nigga I'm on the road now
New rims on a Honda, up in the trap and they know
They know I'm coming like karma
Zaga, zaga, zaga, zaga
Came here for the gwalas, no time for no drama
Shabba (x4)

I just got a key from the plugga
My niggas is Real Madrid, you niggas is more like Malaga
We spilling champagne like its lager
The honey you wanted, I got her
I hit it and don't even call her
She only wanted iWallet
Her name is whatchamacallit
She call you whatchamawho
You talking that "I wanna wife you"
She call that hullabaloo
These bitches is fucking for 10G's
She lucky she got it, I'm stingy
But she remind me of Thembi
I told her she dropping

Family Tree up in this motherfucker
Lotlhe mo le di ntwananyana tsa ka
Rona re magwara-gwara-gwara-gwara
Fresh off the plane from the United States
And I'm smelling like "Dollar, dollar, dollar, dollar"
Never hesitate to pay me my money my nigga
Faka, faka, faka, faka
I know y'all be hating on me undercover
But nobody's ever had a better come up
I'm in the street, hustling until the sun up
Ngudu already got the summer covered
So y'all niggas ain't gotta put out no music
My old shit inspired your new shit
My closet is full of exclusives
You'll never catch me in Carducci
Maybe Gucci, rocking H Lorenzo in the Benz-o

How long after you start being able to smell yourself can other people start to smell me robots? It's not like I'm having sex with anyone and I normally try to sit away from people in lectures / stand in the corner on the tube so nobody's ever really close enough to smell me. I normally shower as soon as I can smell myself but once I start noticing it I'm often self conscious that other people can too, am I just being autistic?

>just found out someone in my family hundreds of years ago was indian

REEEEEEEEE
should I end it all

Bought a deep fryer lads, what weird shit can I deep fry?

>>35892067
If you can smell yourself, people have been able to smell you for a long time

>>35891974
>so I can start saving tv shows from tv to my computer
why not just download them lad?

>>35892092
Best decision of your life mate. Get yourself some yeast sachets and strong bread flour and make some deep fried pizza dough balls. Put mozzarella in them for extra points.

You can now make fucking awesome chicken nuggets too, and frozen samosas come out insanely crispy.

>>35891977
>tuck me in and give me a cuddle
Think I'd literally pay someone 300 gbp to do this to me right now till morning

>>35892067
You can smell yourself long after other people can

Your scent is familiar and is ignored by your scent identification processes. When it becomes strong enough to overpower those, people have been silently wishing for your death for several days already

anyone remember knoxs korner/klayworld?

>>35892141
How do you think the guys who upload the shows get the shows for you to download, they capture them from live tv and upload them. I will be the hero, time to give back and be the pirate

Well lads if any of you want a cuddle my door is always open

>>35892126
>>35892169
I think it's the other way round isn't it? I'm always very in tune and aware of what's going around me, plus it wouldn't make sense for me to smell that quickly, I don't really exercise and I only eat a few things all with no spices or unhealthy things in them. Surely if I keep my distance anyway why would somebody be sniffing me?

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>>35891886
Its too late now, I don't like having a bad routine for long and I kinda like 24-30 hour days. Plus I got a cheeky little bit of weed so I'll smoke that whilst I'm zoned out for fun. I've been unemployed since nov 22nd, this neet life is so comfy I'm grateful I got you lads to share a thread with at such an hour.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lmdRjPjDn0

>>35892195
just wondering what shows you're doing really, is it something no one else is doing?

>>35892011
little spoon lad

>>35892235
that chair looks terribly uncomfy mate

>>35892268
Game of thrones, also doing it for myself, that way I get a perfect copy and it's done right. Can literally do any show on tv. Also for parents who don't have fast internet.

>>35892235
this room looks very like a japanese neet one

>>35892235
Don't think I could do that anymore 12-14 hours is my limit. You've got a nice place, lots going on and to look at, what's in those bottles?

>>35892340
ah expected it to be something british

>>35892570
Nah Canadian or US shows and movies.

Just had some banter with a polish tech support guy who came in to fix some shit at work. Wondering why we can't all get along tbqh lads

>>35892092
Literally anything, lad. Think american. Make your own tendies.

>>35892089
Everyone's got a bit of darkie in there somewhere. It's inevitable.

>>35892092
katsu lad, make katsu-sando

>>35892235
>neet since november
so are you living with mummy and daddy then?

>>35892319
It is but I got a new spinny one from a mate but the fucking bastard sold me dodgy goods I was leaning on it a bit funny and the fucking leg snapped so I had to repair it with some metal and screws.

>>35892370
Thanks, I like things stacked like this but sometimes I get a bit worried about the floor having so much weight on it sometimes. Out of the picture is a little 2 seater under the bed, some more shelves and a wardrobe where all my clothes are, I find it pretty comfy in here.

>>35892441
Thanks friend, in the bottles was different types of cough syrup, not DXM just normal stuff my chest gets bad sometimes. How comes you are still awake? Your routine is fucked as well?

>>35892772
I work the night shift so my days are reversed, had a few days off but I don't see the point in returning to normal British time only for it to go back to new Zealand time a few days later.
Why does your chest get bad? If you need that much is there some underlying problem maybe

>>35892224
Two people separtery gave you practically identical answers and you still refuse to believe it
Smells waft, people on the tube can't help but smell you because of the changing air pressures of the doors opening and closing all the time
And trust me, by the mechanism I explained you definitely would not smell yourself before other people could.
Shower every other day if it concerns you fret that much about it. I mean if you are hiding in the corner you already know deep down that you stink and are trying to protect others from your stench. All your body language is doing is telegraphing to others around you that you know your smell is offensive and leading off of that thought you actively choose to do nothing about it aside from stand in a corner which they already know is not enough

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>mfw just had to call campus security to try and stop my flatmates playing music at 4 am

fuck this lads i want some sleep

>>35892987
And you think calling uni security will help?

Call the fucking police

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>>35893028
this lad gets it

/pleasehurry/

>go to bed at 11
>wake up at 1, cant get back to sleep until 2
>wake up at half past 3, cant get back to sleep
>its already 5, decide fuck it ill just stay up then

fuck this shit lads

>>35892987
I'd be smashing the door down. You're a beta pussy otherwise.

>>35893262
Everyone on here is a beta pussy, you included

>>35893313
Even by normie standards I'd consider myself rather alpha. Shrinking violet I am not sunshine.

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I am a yank and have been participating in /britfeel/ since 2015.

You will know this, and accept this.

>>35893409
Just because a person doesn't cower away, doesn't make them alpha. Are you considered alpha by others and not just yourself?

>>35893506
as long as you don't act like a spacker you're fine

>>35893524
Speaking as The Alpha, you are hereby prohibited from posting on 4chan

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>>35893028
>>35893222
>>35893262

Either way the normies didn't sound too happy when security came around.

>>35893544
They know it was you who called anon

Your life is about to get worse

>>35893533
Your verbal banning means nothing to me Sir :P

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>>35893603
Original One

>>35892743
Yes but just me and mummy we go halves on all the bills I used my time wage slaving to build passive income, I invested into a record label I've ran with some mates since I was 18 (25 now) but that doesn't take too much of my time if I am honest its only been a profitable enterprise since early 2016. I was also lucky enough to put quite a bit of my savings (my tax returns for 3 years in a row plus some) into BTC and I trade that now everyday with an additional minimum target of 1 percent daily, I trade with a few of my pals capital too so I can provide them another revenue stream and make a bit more on commission. I make close to a normal wage (any where from 40 - 120 a day sometimes more if I do very well) I open and close about 2-6 positions a day but I've not been doing it at this sort of time scale for very long, only since January.

>>35892915
Oh you are the night shift worker that's cool I used to work nights about 6 years ago it was pretty comfy. Yeh I get shortness of breath sometimes mostly when I go to sleep, I had pneumonia and asthma as a boy and I smoked a lot of weed between the ages of 14-22, every day pretty much. I used to smoke a lot of 'toots' as we call them in our ends sort of like a homemade water pipe made from a bottle, at one point I was smoking about 15 a day that's probably why. Its not really that bad I just get very annoyed with it I have ventolin inhalers and I use them fairly often to dilate my chest, those syrups I don't use much for it they were leftovers from when I got ill sometime before I took that photo, that cold was a bastard. When I am normal I never really seem to cough anything of substance up or have any pain its just a feeling of mild irritation I suppose.

>>35893630
I am hard to kill

well laddos, its off to bed with me

>>35893572
It's fine, that particular flatmate is pretty much hated by everyone at this point (e.g. chucking people's food out of the fridge/freezer).

>>35893711
W-wait

Tell me about your day first

>>35893711
Sleep well anon goodnight

>>35893751
caught the pop up before i was shutting down my pc

spent the day staring at /britfeel/, eating more than i should have, hating myself and holding back the tears, sums up my average day

>>35893761
y-you too

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>>35893743
>mfw I was the flatmate that ate other peoples food, stole money out of wallets, and smoked everyones weed

I'm glad I live on my own, because that shit was bound to get me killed. I'm a bad person

>>35893785
>stole money out of wallets, and smoked everyones weed

wew that's going far mate

>>35893780
I love you, lad

whoever you are

your happiness will come one day, nothing lasts forever, even the bad times

>>35893797
Yeah. I made decent money when I was living with them, and growing up I was never one to steal. Something about living with strangers for the first time just brought out the worst in me.

>>35893871
Feck off I'm snoozing

>>35893929
I love you, don't forget that

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>>35893943
QUIET DOWN YOU CUNT

>>35892646
>Everyone's got a bit of darkie in there somewhere. It's inevitable.

That's not true, you disingenuous prick.

>>35893972
only campus security can silence my love for you

>>35893695
Yeah smoking that much with already dodgy lungs is going to mess you up somehow. Use to smoke a lot in my younger days too, was perm stonned for about a year of my life. Can't touch it anymore get paranoid when I do. Past that part of my life anyway. Focused on work and making a nice home for myself. Would you like to chat on Skype? I've never asked that before

*blocks your path*

You are a giant poopy-head anon!

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>>35893991
*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*

OPEN UP

>>35894015
Ew, let's not make this weird lad. Just venting, don't want to talk to some 30yo on Skype while he fingers his bum

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>>35894061
NO YOU CAN'T DO THIS I LOVE HIM

I LOVE HIIIIIM

>>35894015
Sure m80 my skype is
>shitting.dicknipples55
Any other lads can add me if they wish. You are all my friends.

>>35894078
I'm sure its nothing like that mate as that would be homosexual which is not only degenerate but also disgusting.

>>35894078
Ladette actually and wasn't interested in fingering my bum. That's cool, thought I'd ask.

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>>35894091
TOLD YOU TO QUIET DOWN

FEEL THE LONG DICKLAW

>>35894171
STOP BEATING ME I'M GETTING AN ERECTION

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>>35894171
>FEEL THE LONG DICKLAW

>>35893989
you'll just have to deal with it, denial won't fix anything

>>35893989
your mam definitely does lmao

Got a total of 7 hidden threads because of you gay, bender fuck-ups.

>>35894391
well that's nobody's fault but your own

Who here /cuck/?

FeeIs so fucking good lads to get your girl plowed totally out of your control

>>35892067
Just get washed everyday you smelly bastard. Can't stand people who don't shower, its selfish as fuck.

>>35893506
Display you /britfeel/ green card or leave my board lad

>>35894338
You're delusional.

>>35894382
Your mum is the /Goodfellas/ spammer

>>35894482
I bet it does, (((Mr. Bernstein)))!

>>35894563
pot and kettle lad

speaking of pot and kettle, your mum doesn't mind calling a bit of black every now and then

>>35894581
Is there something wrong with interracial relationships? You're coming across quite racist

>>35892067
>How long after you start being able to smell yourself can other people start to smell me

It's improbable any of us have conducted empirical scientific tests on the subject - perhaps consult Google??

Best practice would be to wear freshly laundered garments and bathe at least once a day you smelly cunt.

>It's an anon learns an important lesson about hygiene far too long in to his life episode.

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>>35886462
BUKAKKE!!!!!!