Frog and Feels Tavern

>>35883182
a fuckin sage

>>35883182
Hello. Two Jagers please.
I need them, and I need some certainty in my life. I'm not sure what to do anymore. Finally, an opportunity to make a choice, to make some difference, and I just stare blankly and waste it. Really need a drink.

>>35883300
no you don't
frog 'n' feels is one of the few remaining good parts of r9k

>>35883182
I'll take a boulevardier, please.
I'm finally almost out of high school, but prom's coming up. I just don't know whether to go or not. Each girl I've asked has rejected me (some more nicely than others), and I'm not sure whether it's worth it to go alone. A few acquaintances will be there, but I'll only have one friend there.

>>35883182
Gin and tonic please

feel really tired today lad, how are you though?

>>35883182
just a water

>/fitbot/ here

>>35883480
>>35883842

Coming right up lads what brings you in so early?

>>35883182
Gin and tonic please
Then a warsteiner and some steak quesadillas

>>35883942

Bottled or tap?
Any progress on your regiment?

>>35883182
Whiskey.

Just not in the mood for work tomorrow with it being so damn early and all.

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>>35883942
Faggot
Real men drink

>>35883182
Irish Coffee, please

Need to finish a little more work but I also want to start happy hour now

>>35884046
It's 23:19 here. I should not be here, but I'm bored and lonely.

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>>35884075
>>35884091

I'm on a cut, doing well so far, lifts still good

>all for that summer body
>so i can fool those stacy's
>i'm doing it for /r9k/

>>35883942
oh and i'll take tap
>you got any squash to go with it?

>>35883182
where the fuck are you, barkeep? not even one drink served...

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>tfw don't need to order, bartender already knows

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Bouncer checking in

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>>35884173
you and me both, anon. slow progress but I'm trying to power through it.

we're all gonna make it, bros

give me some vodka bartender.

I've just smoked some weed and felt good for 5 minutes and now i'm sad again because i have 0 friends.

>>35884639
Bouncer here
>I need to see some ID

>>35883182
A good glass of absinthe please. If i'm getting wasted tonight I will at least enjoy it.

>>35884672
I'm a regular...what is this non-sense?

>>35883182
do you also offer some prerolled joints? prefer them over alcohool, but if only alc i take a Bloddy Marry.
Feel pretty fucked, just want to have some
>positiv vibes
again

>>35884766
Bouncer here
>are you giving back chat?
>I asked a simple Q

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>>35883182
OY GEVALT
Nobody told me there would be so many Nazi's walking around out there!
There are so many stars on my jacket!
I'll never cut down /pol/ Blvd ever again!

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>tfw feeling down for no real reason but suspect it's my mind preparing itself for disappointment and abandonment during the weekend-long reunion party I'm going to on Friday
On the bright side I won't kill myself from feel overdose but on the not so bright side, I know that my imagined worst case scenario is likely to come true and I'll spend most of the weekend in a secluded room while hating myself. If I'm lucky I'll be able to drag someone who isn't dead set on drinking until their liver ruptures aside to casually talk with and not hate myself too much but I'm not getting my hopes up because all of my luck goes to dice rolls while playing tabletop RPGs

>>35884823
I can take you motherfucker. Don't try to start shit.

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>around ~75% in two classes
>~59% on another
>couldn't access the midterm for another, 100% certain failing it's a fucking class on jazz
>missed half the week already because I'm just exhausted from part time + student + no motivation
>typical 0 friends, no gf, total sperg, nearly bald shit
>Just want to join the military and get a job driving trucks or, HVAC, or security

absinthe mixed with a bit of anthrax sounds good. At least I started brushing my teeth and taking vitamins.

>want to get drunk on tons of shitty cocktails
but
>have to save money to pay my debt
>live with parents
>don't want to be an alcoholic
Should I just go to a bar and drink water and juice all night?

>>35883182
Large rum and coke, please.
I need to feel something, anything that doesn't tear me apart from the inside.

Is bartender missing? I am starting to worry about him.

>>35883182
I struggling to cope with the fame I've acquired in my delusions.

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Please just pour some fucking bleach in a glass of whiskey for me. My room mates are having ANOTHER fucking party. They do this shit I feel like every other fucking day. I thought they had classes to go to but I guess fucking not since I feel like every weekday they pack the apartment with their normie friends and play shitty rap music so loud I can't even think. I can't even leave my room to go to the bathroom so I crawled out my window and am hiding in the university library for god knows how long.
Moving out of my parents house was a fucking mistake. Don't ever do room mates, just wait until you can afford a place to yourself. Fucking hell this lease can't end soon enough.

>>35883182
Diet Pepsi with skimmed milk
I'm just worried about getting into Cambridge uni to do natural sciences. I've never wanted something more in my life than to go, but I don't think I'd get in.
I am tantalizingly close, and the months go by and it makes me more depressed

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Did the bar close early again? I only wanted 10 or 12 Sapphire and Tonics.

I accepted that I was going to die alone today, gents. The feel was so real that I'll likely be doing it again tomorrow.

I don't need anything for now.
Grandma got out of surgery for her colon cancer. Doctor said she's doing well. Other than that I've been fine.
Also I'm in a Tornado Watch for now so hopefully nothing happens.

>>35883300
why do you come to /r9k/? Would you rather see a trap thread? >>35883486 is right.

>>35883182
double scotch and lemonade, please.

Uni exams are coming up in about 5 weeks and im pretty sure im fucked. Even if i pass i dont know if it'll be worth hanging around since i dont want to spend 3 years and 100000 shekels just to get a 2.2 or a 3. It probably wouldnt be so bad if i had friends but all i do is sit alone in my room. People said this would be the best time of my life but if this is as good as it gets i want off this ride before it gets any worse.

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>>35886778
shouldn't you be in class little boy?

>>35883182
>got my military records in the mail today
>literally just everyone who was in charge of me shitposting about how much of a bitch I was after I got disabled
Join the marines, they said, it'll make you a man they said
Jack Daniel's, straight.

>>35883182
Got any guinness?

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>>35883182
Give me a bourbon, neat.

It's been a fuck of a day. I had to harass a few of my new employees who didn't fill out their insurance forms correctly, held a conference call with our company's largest client, and had to stay behind to finish up some reports while my coworkers left early to go grab a drink at the nearby bar.

After work, I had to go drop a hundred dollars on an anniversary present for my girlfriend. I'm also going to have to pay her tuition bill and rent this month because she hasn't found a job yet since graduating.

God I wish I could back to the days years ago when I was a NEET. Life was so fucking easy. All I had to worry about was trying not to let myself sink into horrible depression for being worthless to society and leeching off my family.

Now I work myself stupid 5 days a week 9-5 just to make ends meet and keep my girlfriend happy, and I'm edging closer and closer to just driving my car off a bridge on my way to work one of these days.


Make it a double, bartender.

>>35883182
Kopperberg please, mate.

After 4 months of waiting I got the letter in the post with a date to get circumcised. Getting it done for medical reasons but it's been on my mind all fucking day

I want something light to start off with. Give me a normal coke.

I need to think about a few things first, before succumbing to the uncertainty of not having answer to my question. And then I'll start hard.

>>35883182
Black coffee and a shot of Jameson's. I have to drive all night, but one drink won't hurt.