Would you rather - >eat a girls ass? or >get a handjob?

>>35880721
Neither. I'd rather fap or have missionary sex with a girl I care about.

Eat ass, all day every day. Especially if it's smeared with her shit

>>35880741
>have missionary sex with a girl I care about.
My gf is obese (like a good 230lbs) and I only have a small dick. We can't do missionary as I just cant get close enough to get it in, can just about touch the tip on to her roastie and there's no room left after that.

>>35880929
Ok normie, pls go and stay go.

This ass meme is really fucking gross. Shit comes out of there poop holes. Is this some massive trolling thing to get people pink eye and all the other bacterial infections? ...poop holes are not meant to be licked. The only thing that should be going near them is toilet paper, baby wipes and soap&water. Wtf is wrong with people?

>>35880721

both make me feel uncomfortable to think about actually experiencing tbqh, maybe lick ass so I don't have to pretend to be enjoying it

>>35881042
If you don't like butt stuff then don't do it. Why would a handy make you uncomfortable? ...if you would prefer to jack yourself off, that is perfectly fine.

Eat ass while jerking off, every girl I've been with sucks at hand jobs. I only eat ass fresh out of the shower, though. If you've so much as farted since your last shower I'm out

>>35880721
girls literally get paid to sit their ass there while getting a smooth tongue massage.

>>35881041
>This ass meme is really fucking gross. Shit comes out of there poop holes. Is this some massive trolling thing to get people pink eye and all the other bacterial infections? ...poop holes are not meant to be licked. The only thing that should be going near them is toilet paper, baby wipes and soap&water. Wtf is wrong with people?
That's why you clean it beforehand, you virgin.

>>35881200
You can never clean it well enough, it's fucked up, do you think people did that like 3 years ago because they didnt? its a fucking new meme.

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>>35881200
None the less. A shit hole is still a ...shit hole. It's a hole that is not meant to be licked.

>>35881231
People have been eating ass since the beginning of time, it just became cool to do it recently. I remember when there was a rumor going around my high school that this girl liked to eat her bfs ass and this was 2013.

>>35880929

why do you have an obese gf

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>>35881231
I think it's a massive trolling thing. Others are trying to get people to have uncomfortable life experiences that they were not meant to have.

Will it be a good handjob? If it is then I will take it. I've had bad ones and incredible ones that were better than actual sex. I don't want a girl to try to like grab my fucking dick and yank on it, that shit hurts. But if she uses lots of lube and kinda slides her fingers across it, tight enough to be gripping it but not too hard, it's one of the best feelings there is.

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>>35881303
Some people are into scat. That doesn't mean that everyone is into that though. I certainly am not.

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>>35881318
It's probably that persons "practice gf". She is probably trying to lose weight, unless that poster has a fatty fetish.

>>35881231
>do you think people did that like 3 years ago because they didnt?
Hi. My porn collection is around 3 terabytes and started some time in 1999-2000. Rimming porn was always highly sought (but initially lacking supply) and it really took off after 2007.

You don't know your porn history (and you don't know natural male instinct if you think it's not totally normal for someone to want to shove their face in a woman's ass).

I would guess you have no testosterone and are a limp dicked maggot.

>>35881041

You're boring. Notoriginal