/britfeel/ Straight out of Europe edition

>>35880519
Show him any muslim country in the world.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rdt5XNvPkc

Lady Maria a cute. A cute cunt.

only gone and got my self a gf lads

what do i do with it?

>>35880532
Okay indonesia

or malaysia

or morrocco

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We are now sliding into MAXIMUM OVER COMFY-DRIVE

>>35880516
Got a lump on my penis lads. Feels pea shaped, located on the right, under the surface of the bellend.

8th for maybe going to the bookies yet again later

>>35880558
which uni you at lad?

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>>35880558
Have some extra comfy to go with it lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLiBuzwN36E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLiBuzwN36E

>>35880562
Sorry lad, we got to lop your willy off

and btw [spoilers] no girls allow :^) [\spoilers]

>>35880551
>indonesia
Would strike that one off the list mate

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/indonesia-woman-banda-aceh-sumatra-26-lashes-whipping-sex-outside-marriage-extramarital-affair-a7559826.html

>>35880558
I see you opted for the long legged pee jays for extra comfy, good choice sir.
Good choice.

>>35880547
hmm tricky 1. can it vidya, does it like animu
if not did you keep the receipt

>>35880562
Mine got a bit swollen when it got jerked off too much. Just give it a bit.

>You will never have skin dark enough that you can get away with any crime you want because the police are scared of being called racist

Enoch was right

>>35880590
Swansea, you at uni?

What we listening to on this comfy evening lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v52AqofLXXM

inb4 nignog music

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Laptop repair anon here, shes coming over to drop it off around 4pm tomorrow and my mum said I have to go down and speak to her.

I know her first name now and its worrying because its a younger sounding name that at-least two people in my year at school were called. She only lives around the corner too.

What have I gotten myself into lads.

>>35880612
You are retarded if you think that's how the real world works. Stop browsing /pol/

>>35880593
ohhh I'm feeling it

>>35880603
They're still warm from the tumble dryer too, its like my sack is being hugged by a angel

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>>35880558
I'm with you, complete with the best captain

>>35880620
Porno set up

>buy asda """"""hoisin duck"""""" flavoured crisps
>don't really taste like anything

Last time I buy Asda own brand crisps, lads. Just not worth it.

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*unzips katana*
Heh, nothin' personnel, dad!

COOKING SOME TENDIES WITH PIZZA AND CHIPS ALL FOR MY TUMMY IN JUST A SECOND

GUNNA TASTE SO GOOD LADS

>>35880613
nah, graduated, was just curious. my parents went to swansea, seems pretty nice

https://www.langangen.com/ariane10/dateariane/

I DONT UNDERSTAND WOMEN REEEEEEE

>It's against the law to refuse someone a job because they've got a spent conviction or caution, unless it's because a DBS check shows that they're unsuitable.

>Job applicants don't need to tell potential employers about spent convictions or cautions

Interesting tbqh, I grew up always told if I got a criminal record nobody would hire me

>>35880631
Yea mate, Rotherham didn't happen. Nor do we have muslim pedo rings nation wide. It's all a /pol/ conspiracy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SOvr9fLHUM

God bless Britain, lads

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Decided not to workout today. That's nearly a week off. Piana would be so disappointed.

>>35880660
Its pretty nice, love the area, I'm not coming back next year tho, I was doing a one year course with the plan of going on to do another full three year degree, one year was enough, planning on becoming a bobby instead

>>35880671
It used to be that way but turns out when you fill the country full of criminal filth it's "discrimination" to make your own choices while hiring people. The government made it so unless you hire exactly any one who walks through the door it's illegal.

>>35880697
just imagining the heavy breathing from this guy makes me feel sick
there's no way he's healthy

>>35880607
no, no and no lad

>>35880681
I'm non-white, you think I can get away with 'any crime I want'? How many years will we drag out Rotherham and claim it's evidence non-whites have a free reign? They clearly had people on the inside.

>>35880713
>lifting for health
lol gay

>>35880692
>these clips of the american trying to get into cricket or listen to the radio

fucking comedy gold

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>>35880511
But they had a higher number of seats in the 2011 elections and the scotch still voted No.

So I wouldn't call it the highest mandate tbqh. I do envy the proper voting system though desu.

>>35880717
you're fucked then lad, you can't even part exchange it without a receipt

>>35880646
I hope not, it would be the shittiest porno ever made.

"r9k robot virgin gets tricked into giving up virginity to roastie whore".

>>35880717
you wanna get one of those new boyfriends lad instead

>>35880739
what major city pedo ring would you like to discuss? Pick any town and we'll discuss it.

>I'm non-white
Of course. Pakis stick together as do niggers. Enoch proven right again.

>>35880692
Holy shit this channel is a gold mine.

Proper can't be bothered living you know lads

>>35880779
So what you're really saying is 'I wish I were a paki so I could get away with fucking kids'. Brb just gonna rob a Tesco and shoot the manager since apparently I can get away with 'anything'. I'm not a paki by the way. Or a negro.

>muh rotherham
I swear some of you lads get off on this stuff

>>35880830
Yeah he's not mad at coloured people he's mad he can't get away with being a massive fucking nonce.

>>35880692
>Sardine can in 1940s
So what are we now? A matchbox?

>>35880830
>p*ki
>n*gro

You mind stopping that hateful language please mate? Ta x

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What did he mean by this?

originally of course

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>>35880877
Perhaps it has something to do with this. Maybe.

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>>35880667
>i'm not promising anything, but let's make out and see what happens
>[kiss her]
>"Sorry, I'm just not feeling it. Making out in a hot tub is not that big of a thrill."
>"Lets call it a night. On a scale of 1 to 10 you rank a 5. THE END "

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"well anon? how do you like my cosplay?"

britfeel meet up?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFd0xqEwDyQ

just ordered a few zen meditation books and the complete works of plato.

i will post the results of my enlightenment here for you lads.

Not gonna lie, former brexit supporter here. I walked to the shop and I heard someone speaking polish. I thought we voted them out, they lied to us lads ;-;

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>it's a britpol invades britfeel episode

shit's getting tired quick lads

>>35880918
No. Now fuck off home

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>>35880939
I feel you. This is supposed to be a comfy thread on a comfy board. Politics isn't comfy.

>>35880918
Your eyes look like shit, fuck off

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>>35880883
but i guess this is how he got there

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These Persona 5 reviews are annoying me lads, think I finally understand the definition of triggered.

Bois buy etherum. Trust me it's the moment now

>>35880939
>>35880961
i stand with you lads. its especially not comfy when its pol.

lets us rise above and talk about crisps instead

>>35880982
stupid cucks don't even realise it's probably an age rating thing

>>35880877
kylo ren turn good rey turn bad please, it will at least stop her from being a mary sue

>tfw you will never slide your hand under the tights of a prepubescent schoolgirl and tickle her moist hairless cunt

a-anyone else share these feels?

>>35880970
>>35880883
>>35880877
https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWarsLeaks/comments/626ftk/possible_tlj_footage/

confirmed fake lad

>>35881017
>Making posts like this white Mummy May is watching

Enjoy v& m8.

>on the train heading home
>only me in the entire carriage, comfy feels
>at a stop, one guy gets on
>out of all of the empty seats, sits directly behind me
>whatever, keep listening to music
>start to hear a weird noise so turn it off for a second
>he is clearly wanking
>get off at the next stop and take a different train home

which one of you faggots was it

>>35880982
I haven't actually played persona so forgive me for presuming a bit here - is the main character strongly defined or are they just a blank slate for the player? If it's the latter then really they should be able to bone whoever they want, but if the character is established and the player just makes a small number of choices for them then there's no reason gay choices have to be included at all.

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>>35881001
I used to love these as a lad, got a pack recently but I wasn't impressed.

There was also an american buffalo flavoured crisp i loved but I can't remember the brand, anyone remember those?

Beef hula hoops are the top crisp though.

>>35881040
>mummy may

she is more like that evil auntie you never want to visit

>>35881046
Unsure about 5 but historically the MC is a blank slate and you make all the choices for them.

>>35881025
Where is it confirmed? I just see a bunch of people arguing it being fake and others being real. There's no confirmation on either side.

>>35881049
Cheese and onion kettle chips are the best crisp you disgusting pleb

Feel a bit weird/bad now

My uni supervisor is fit, and she wore a really skimpy outfit on Monday. It was almost like she was trying to suggest something to me because we're around the same age (I'm 24) but I tried to be as polite as possible and not stare or anything. I totally would but I'm a KHV loser.

And I assume she just took off her many layers she always wears for once, she also adjusted her top a bit awkwardly at the end of the meeting and I'm not sure if she was embarrassed or disappointed? Thing is I have zero confidence in myself and I'm sure I'm just overreacting. I'm worried because I got an e-mail about my project and she was much more cold and negative than before.

Either my project is shit or she hates me now? Honestly hate this kind of situation. I don't even talk to women 99% of the time but the few times I do I end up feeling humiliated and confused.

>>35881051
Fuck off mate. Mummy May is a powerful, fair leader, leading our country into glorious soveriegnity

LAD WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU. THE TORIES ARE FUCKING WATCHING!!!!!

>>35881068
at least you didn't make a joke about fucking her kid

>>35881077
She has no kid... I think. She's probably about my age considering she's new but is an assistant lecturer.

She's so hot and nice but it's got to be an act she does to all students, right? Why am I such a fucking social retard that I can't tell, fuck me.

What's up lads,

I'm the guy who works in a primary school. Today I was on the playground and I heard one kid call another a "Batty boy". They were both 8.

It's good to know that the classics never age

>>35881064
You are wrong, salt & vinegar twirls win

>>35880961
How are you supposed to be comfy when your country is being invaded by pakis unless you are a paki?

>>35881064
Enjoy your smelly breath you absolute mong.

>>35881104
>not Frazzles

Skips tho

>>35881124
Thank god they aren't

>>35881098
i remember when i was about that age i called some kid a shit cunt because i heard it in green street, got punished pretty severely for it

>>35880667
>can't answer 3 art trivia questions
>1/10 YOU'RE AN IDIOT LMAO

I don't think I want to date ariant desu

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>>35881138
Absolute top taste, lad

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>>35881071
>THE TORIES ARE FUCKING WATCHING!!!!!

you underestimate my power

>>35880983
>etherum
Can I get a quick run down?

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>>35881112
by getting on with your life and talking about crisps with the lads

>>35881001
where did they go, lads

they were the best

>>35881068
>not slobbering over her and begging for sex
She'll want you more lad.

Fucks sake lads

Alienated everyone I know from work whilst I was drunk

Literally everyone is ignoring me

Gotta say I like Square crisps.

>>35881224
dont try it

origigigi

>>35881168
I work in a SUPER catholic school where the behaviour is exceptional.

I might get one kid a month come up to me because someone called her "Bossy boots". Thts kind of it.

>>35881260
>Alienated everyone I know from work whilst I was drunk
Did you make a dead baby joke?

>>35881168
i wasn't allowed in sex ed because i called someone a cock muncher

>>35881264
Why? Are you mentally handicapped?

>>35881253
Yeah but I probably won't see her again now, giving in thesis tomorrow

This is the first time I even saw some skin. She is well stacked, it was a massive distraction. Really pretty smile too. But I'm probably just a creepy fat loser who is getting delusional.

>>35881264
Same tbqh, I think they're pretty good

>>35881270
no, I threatened someone with violence

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>>35880692
Christ lads this is comfy as fuck. Getting a war boner.

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if these aren't your favourite crisp you need to re-evaluate your life

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Here's the big question lads.

What's your thoughts on these?

fucking modicum of salt isn't enough to please me AND it all ends up running to the bottom anyway

>>35881311
im sorry but if you dont feel utter shame at the fact we fought on the wrong side and ruined are country you are a massive cuck

>>35881233
>>etherum Can I get a quick run down?

It's based on a block-chain, which simply put is that the output of one signed set of records is used as an input to the next set of records so it makes it extra-ordinarily expensive to go back and change things or deny you did a transaction. Then Ethereum builds on that to have actual code running that can do "if this condition, then send money from A to B", so-called "smart contracts"

It's a curiosity at best at the moment. You can buy drugs with it like bitcoin but not everywhere.

>>35881233
>Can I get a quick run down?

-Bitcoins bow to etherum
-Bought by aliens
-Gives psychic-like abilities
-Controls the world with an iron but fair fist
-Owned by banks globally
-Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (etherumgrad will be be the first city)
-bought by people said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51

Basically the hottest cripto right now. Something is going to happen in two days. Whale from south Korea is coming. You have 3 days. Value may go up to 200-500 (from 50 right now) in some weeks if not days.

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>>35880692
>>35881311
http://www.hardscrabblefarm.com/ww2/britain.htm

This is fucking solid gold.

>Brits don't know how to make a good cup of coffee. You don't know how to make a good cup of tea. It's a fair trade.

>>35880983
was gonna buy some about a month ago but was told by several people to avoid it, whats got you so confident lad?

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Putting forward these bad boys as best crisp 2k17

>>35881337
Brits who worship Hitler are absolute scum.

>>35881337
You're a fucking traitor to the crown, m8.

>>35881352
fuck off ben with your fancy meal deal shit

>>35880645
Do you live with your gran?

Interesting taste of decor if not lad!

>>35881351
Inside trading.
I should have bought it when it was like 10 but I bought it at 50, still gonna make a lot of money anyway so who cares lol.

>>35881352
Dietfag like me? These are not great except for low calories.

Walkers baked are the best though.

>>35881352
Good choice but the sweet chilli flavour

>>35881367
I dont even meal deal pal, these bad boys and a bottle of strawberry Ribena and I'm ready to go

>>35881380
Dietfag, but I dont eaten them for dieting
When I have crisps I get kettle or Tyrrells, I only eat crisps every once in a while so I get the fancy stuff

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what does /crispfeel/ think of these? up there with salt and vinegar chipsticks for me, both very good in a ham sarnie

>>35881374
hmmm might look into it later, a few of my pals are big on the whole crypto currency bollocks and have about 75% of their wealth tied up in bitcoins

they were saying ether will die out before it gains any genuine momentum, what makes you so certain its gonna multiply? whats the scoop

Best meal deal is obviously the sun-soaked tomato and feta cheese pasta, McCoys Beef crisps and a refreshingly cold 600ml bottle of Pepsi Max.

>>35880692
know your allies. and know your enemy. found this today
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=tokio+jokio

>>35881414
Mid tier pick, respectable but nothing special

>>35881414
I am prawn cocktail masterrace

>>35881415
>what makes you so certain its gonna multiply? whats the scoop
Can't tell much, but it will happen the 31. Sorry mate.

Bitcoins may go down, like a lot. I'm putting everything I have at the moment into eth.

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>>35881416
He gets it lads, he gets it

>>35881237
Call me old fashion but tbphwy I prefer Walkers.

>>35881413
Kettle are the best but those have to be high fucking calorie.

Thing I found was even baked Walkers are still 100 calories a packet, not the best but I suppose every little counts. A normal packet is 130. I suppose if you eat a packet a day like me that's 210 calories less a week but in the end that's only 5 crackers saved.

Really recommended the cheese and onion walkers baked. 100 calories a packet and 25g, so they aren't just skimping on you like Wotsits or Skips with their meme 70kcal at 15g.

>>35880702
aye was it you posting the other night aboutwantng to be a PO?

>>35880935
have a look at the stoics lad

>>35881001
I like mc coys, quite feeling qauvers lately

>>35881452
Who is this autistic about calories you fat cunt.

>>35881335
i used to love these crisps, i dont know why but i just did.

my favorite crisps are salt and vinegar kettle crisps though

>>35881344
The British Are Tough. Don't be misled by the British tendency to be soft-spoken and polite. If they need to be, they can be plenty tough. The English language didn't spread across the oceans and over the mountains and jungles and swamps of the world because these people were panty-waists.

Sixty thousand British civilians-men, women, and children-have died under bombs, and yet the morale of the British is unbreakable and high. A nation doesn't come through that, if it doesn't have plain, common guts. The British are tough, strong people, and good allies.

You won't be able to tell the British much about "taking it." They are not particularly interested in taking it any more. They are far more interested in getting together in solid friendship with us, so that we can all start dishing it out to Hitler.

good stuff, makes me a bit ashamed because im such a pussy though

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>>35881444
One of my own kind AND he gets trips.
Kek is on our side lad.

>>35881452
Thats some serious logistics you've worked out there, I'm sure it works if your on the daily with your crisps, but we all know that you got to cut that down to special occasion territory if your going to diet

I like salt and vinegar pringles.
This triggered /britfeel/ last time I said that

>>35881494
It's just a fucking waste lad.

>>35881468
I've lost 70lbs since summer so it's working Mr. Anger Issues.

>>35881487
It can be every day if you control the meals, that's most of the calories a day. Zero calorie noodles or pasta has been losing me a ton lately.

>>35881436
is it due to alpha bay accepting eth payments? im fucked anyway, need to wait 2 weeks to be verified before i can purchase

>>35881494
Sour cream or OG pringles, faggot.

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alright lads, dont mind me

>>35881475
>A nation doesn't come through that, if it doesn't have plain, common guts. The British are tough, strong people, and good allies.
y-you too

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>>35881416
I'd disagree but Sainsburys got rid of the hamhock and cheddar sandwich in the meal deal. Fucking travesty it was.

>>35881448
each to their own lad, I respect your tastes

walkers extra crunchy were tippy top tier before they were discontinued

>>35881494
I'm with you lad, I like them too
also prawn cocktail pringles, but they make your breath smell fucking v i l e

>>35881494
Not a crisp

>>35881513
That will help, but that's not what is going to bring us to the moon.

So you don't like money, son? Make a wallet on coinbase, it literally takes some hours to be able to trade. I'm sure there also faster ways.

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Did you know Pringles are technically classed as cakes?
This is because cakes are exempt from paying VAT whereas crisps are not!

>>35881521
Preferred the Cajun Squirrel to be fair

>>35881475
you're a british boy, lad

I don't doubt that when the chips are down you'd show as much backbone as the next lad

>>35881464
Yeah it was me that wanted to be a PO, feels a bit funny posting on the chan and wanting to be a police officer, but at the same time, I am connecting with part of my local community so I guess its okay, plus you guys would think its dead funny to have a guy on the inside
(p.s. stoics is the best girl of philosophy)

>>35881468
t. fat cunt

>>35881494
BBQ or bust lad

>>35881511
Nice one, I've been doing prawns/fish with rich, I'm cutting down my fat, and the sea food is great for lean protein and heart health (Taste bretty good to)

>>35881564
*rice not rich

>>35881550
Thought that was jaffa cakes lad so they didnt get taxed biscuit tax

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>tfw you fell for the "comfy night shift" meme
>tfw it's not comfy at all
Back to the wagie mines for me, lads

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Crisps and war time patriotism. Love you lads.

Was meant to be meeting a 40 yo mother of 4 fir a D/S session today, me the Dom

Last night she sent me a snap chat of her playing with a dildo and I saw her tits were like spaniels ears so I ghosted her

>>35881549
dont kikebase charge 4 percent

Post comfy youtube videos

I like long video essay on videos games (I dont even like vidya gams tbqh, just like learning about them)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EV16ROaHVfo

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>>35881550
fucking ell you're right

Whats a good WW2 doc lads? Something about individual battles/campaigns more than the whole war.

>>35881616
I know, but it's fast and 4% if not much when you go to the moon.
There are probably better alternatives though

>>35881475
good post.

we can be a bunch of hard bastards when the going gets tough. we are lions, you my friend are a sleeping lion.

>>35881629
WHAT
i was only making a joke

>>35881564
I've been a vegetarian for over 10 years now. I was fat like a whale, 22 stone last summer so still not exactly skinny atm yet. First few months were crazy, I lost a stone a month for a while, on the same track now.

Is there a cryto currency shill in here right now?

>>35881607
What did you expect? Perky 20 year old tits that haven't had kids sucking on them

>>35881681
Buy Dogecoin. It's valuable, honest. We sponsored a nascar driver for a few weeks. That proves it.

>>35881643
Maybe we used to be. I doubt a bunch of trannies, prison gays and robots could do much though

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i have never been big on crisps. i have always preferred pop corn or chocolate. i pretty much never eat crisps and will choose not to eat them if i can

>>35881628
Me too lad. Fave channels:

>https://www.youtube.com/user/broadcaststsatic
>https://www.youtube.com/user/elmyrdehory

How are you supposed to be productive in your "free" time after work? I'm absolutely knackered by the time I get home after every shift. All I can do is lay in a heap.

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>>35881337
It's a pity, but I'm not going to feel "utter shame" and flagellate myself for something that happened before I was born. That's the exact logic used by modern lefties. Nor will I be angry at the war veterans themselves, blame the people in charge.
Anyway, we ought to keep this in Brit/pol/.

>>35881681
crypto currencies exist only because of their shills, its quite funny tbqh

dont invest if you cant afford to but if you want to jump in on the memes that
might make you some monies then jump on board

>>35881592
Love you too, lad.

Originally.

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Fuck muslims, lads

>>35881734
Start working out, its take a bit of effort, but you end up with more energy

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Back in the bookies

>>35881712
Most of the lads back were probably nerds and losers too. You think the whole country was full of 'ard lads back then? They were delivery boys or worked in a factory.

>>35881734
Get a comfy desk job

When was the last time you called you mum and asked her how her day was?

She misses you anon [\spoiler]

>>35881763
uncomfy, lad

>>35881778
Fuck sake lad, howling but please stop going to the bookies.

I love you anon, yes you. you know who you are.

>>35881778
You're gonna be offering blowjobs later to get your money back.

>>35881763
early Herge was based as fuck, tintin in the congo is fantastic

Enough crypto talk, I still have PTSD from not buying bitcoin when I knew about it when they were 30p each. I'm being triggered and it's not comfy.

>>35881778
You're headed down a bad path, lad. Gambling is gambling for a reason. Your wins are pure chance, and you'll lose it all to a system that's significantly weighted against your favour.

>>35881713
that's all good lad,but what flavour popcorn do ya like. salted is bestest

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This is taking the piss now, 29 up in this bookie, 61 overall today, time to pick a number lads!

>>35881778
yaay gamble it all
i'll play the devil you've all these angels giving advice

>>35881851
Cash out

t. gambleanon

Does brit/feel/ play the lotto?

http://www.strawpoll.me/12633940

I spend one quid a week playing the thunderball, got a 1 in 9 million chance of winning half a million, I think its not a band chance

>>35881851
My last two digits

>>35881851
All on green zero.

>>35881851
zero.
got a good feelin

>>35881812
Let's make Tintin in the Congo an adult comic because it's portrays negroes as the idiots they are

>>35881814
You're doing the same thing today not buying etherum. 1000 in bitcoin bought 5 years ago is now 1.000.000

Honestly tempted to take these winnings to a proper casino

Where's Albarnlad been lately

>>35881907
Someone called him gay and he left in a huff.

>>35881592

I love patriotism, but hate the current strain of nationalism.

America did that shit post-9/11, the ol' "look how top we are". Now they're a nation of illiterates with fucked up infrastructure, being cucked by the chinks. They took their eye off the ball, over-confident.

I fear we're going down that path. Nobody buys British because another nation does it better, we engineer & design technology but the government has made that an unaffordable discipline.

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About to have my first wank in 3 days lad, fucking hyped

>>35881893
yaay. do it. gamble it all.
i know those pesky angels will chirp up so i'll play my part again

>>35881935
need to find an east asian gf that will put up with me again

>>35881924
I'd hope Brexit will jolt people awake since we're faced with a big struggle at once rather than being slowly chipped away.

>>35881923
didn't he say something about having gay feelings though. people just commented on that

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>>35881935
ere ya go lad

help lads, my little brothers only been out of young offenders for 4 months and hes already involved in gangs again

he was in there for just under 2 years and hes almost 16 now so if he fucks up this time hes gonna be in proper prison

how do i sort him out?

>>35881924
I agree 100% with you, lad. Too much pride in what we are and not what we can do. In the absence of any real accomplishment, people are attributing themselves merit based purely on the fact that they're white or conservative or liberal or whatever bollocks.

That's Yank thinking. We should be taking pride in our ability to work hard and achieve in the face of adversity, not things that we just happen to be.

>>35881923
>>35881973
Fuck avatar fags tbqh

So now I'm only 10 up here 42 overall, maybe i should bet the 10 profit and worse case I'm break even

>>35881973
He acted on them but got pushed in the canal
RIP Damonposter

>>35882032
stop altogether lad

this is a dark road

>>35881979
blimey lads, what did she mean by this?

>>35882036
I've heard Damonposter makes this Lenlad's 150th prison gay murder.

>>35882067
she's just got an itchy scrote anon, stop being a perv.

>>35882036
based lenlad, working for the greater good of britfeel

how can i find out what im good at?

i feel like im useless at everything, everything ive tried fails, i cant seem to do anything at all and i dont know what to do

>>35882036
yes i hear the pusher has high standards.
another 1 fails eh. who next will dare to risk it all for the chance of happiness

>>35881564
aye well good luck with it lad hope it works out, don't forget us when your BTFO normies

Came in with 10 got up to 39 now back down to 10

>tfw just sent off 500 squids to who knows where because some stranger on a tibetan mural plastering forum said a made up currency was gonna make me rich

hate myself already desu lads.

>>35882100
if your shite at everything then pick a thing you want to be good at and practice

t. couldn't play guitar a year ago, now I can

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>>35881924
This might sound weird but I somewhat want to see a huge collapse, like a full blown financial crash.
A good few years of nasty hardship. A lot of people would suffer and various good and bad groups would leave, but pulling through such a thing would rekindle that old spirit we once had. It would probably undo a lot of the social and cultural erosion that's taken place here and elsewhere too, tighter family and community bonds, less reliance on technology and a more local approach to everything, for instance.
Again, you can call me mad if you want.

>>35882138
go home with that ten lad.
kek has let you dodge a loss tonight.

>>35882150
l-lad i was only joking about etherum, i thought you'd at least do a bit of research

>>35882150
>500 squids
Why do this to yourself?

>>35882150
lad, if the coin is at the point where it's being randomly shilled everywhere, it's clearly not the time to buy

>>35882150
>falling for the meme

fucking hell lad

>>35881494
i;m not the biggest fan of pringles but i alwys find them moreish they must be laced with crack or summit

>>35882154
practice doesnt work for me, throughout my life ive tried and failed at everything ive tried, if we take the example of instruments, i spent 2 years with violin lessons and couldnt play it past a very, very basic level, 1 year on the drums with the same outcome and 1 year trying on the guitar with the same outcome, no matter how hard or much i practice after a certain point of learning i just cant go further

>>35881043
Sorry lad, check the back of your jacket btw ;)

>>35882162
I dont think humans aren't supposted to go to long with out a big old fight, I think it keeps population in check, keeps people hardy, keeps evolution rolling on, gives us a chance to rebuild over old shite that dont work, I think it is mad, and war is horrible on some levels, but I also think its the purest form of the human experience, everything in life you find in war but ten times stronger

see you in the trenches lad

>>35882150
Good job. Do you like italian cars? Lambo or Ferrari?
>>35882177
>>35882193
>>35882203
>>35882222
>people like to be poor

>>35882285
I like KNAWLEDGE and LAMBORGHINIS

>>35882264
We should have a war with France every few years to keep in shape

>>35882329
Few friendly wars before we go for the World War Cup

>>35882228
Just spend time on hedonism lad. Eat, drink, have a wank. Learning stuff is a waste of time. Detach yourself from any need to improve and have worth, then you can find happiness In the base pleasures. Also stop thinking, it does no good.

>tfw I watched I, Daniel Blake today
Bit grim, lads
Had a lot of flashbacks

>>35882264
That's what I mean. I feel like we've tried to exempt ourselves from the laws of nature for too long.

>>35882339
And then on to the Crusades?

>>35882364
>I feel like we've tried to exempt ourselves from the laws of nature for too long
it's easy to say this until you expose yourself to nature in its rawest form

there's a reason we've tried to deny it, our nature is fucking horrific

>>35882285
>people like investing in things recommended by an autist on a special needs support forum

>>35882340
i desperately want some sort of purpose, im a neet and have been for 8 or 9 years, i cant even remember now, im stupid, i have no qualifications, i sit in my room because im afraid of everything and i want to do something, i want to try and learn, anything, i want to have a skill, i mean i cant even fucking cook properly, i usually burn or undercook things and my mum has to baby me if i ever want something to come out decent

i am the biggest oxygen thief in this thread but i just want to be able to be good at something, im not even good at video games and i spend most of my time on them

>>35882167

Back from the bookies, I lost that 10, put another 10 in and lost that too.

Down 20 quid in that bookie, up 12 overall today.

Although I'm up today, I clearly am worryingly compulsive so I'll stop

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>can see two local Chads outside their front door having a cigarette
>only one Stacey is visible inside

What do you think is going to happen?

>>35882364
>fookin blacks and muzzies and their primevil behaviour

>I think we've been exempt from the laws of nature for too long

>>35882364
I'm just trying to picture what the lad saying this looks like and it's giving me a bit of a laugh tbqh

>>35882421
Well you don't need to get salty. Some people don't like money :^)
>dumb nocoiners

>>35882264
>>35882364
nietzche goes on about this, you know how war keeps the masses disciplined. i have been considering it for a while now. not sure if i agree but i can see where you fellas are coming from. wouldent mind giving the yanks a good smack tbqh and taking our rightful place at the top of the food chain. the yanks are a mess about of a super power.

>>35882479
Fucking hilarious right?

>Mens orgasms on average last 22 seconds
>time mine
>one yesterday was 42 seconds
>48 seconds today

feels bretty good to be above average at something for once

>out for a walk earlier
>pass some girls going home from school, look about 14
>both smoking cigarettes

slags

>>35882506
mine lasts about 10 seconds. I am cursed.

>>35882506
>>Mens orgasms on average last 22 seconds
That can't be true, mine last 3 seconds tops.

>>35882498
the yanks would wipe us off the face of the earth lad, they have thousands of nukes and missile defence systems to shoot down incoming missiles, we are constantly selling off our ships and planes and cutting military spending

they would absolutely decimate us

>>35882498
As if mate. We'd get absolutely destroyed in a war vs America.

>>35882506
After 10 seconds I'm already cleaning myself in shame.

>>35882518
How can they afford fags now? I'm fucking 25 with a full time job and unable to buy them now since it costs 12.59 for the cheapest baccy. It's fucking stupid.

>>35882541
>>35882545
I thought this too lads but I timed it. I think it just seems faster than it is because of the feeling of pleasure and shit, I was surprised how long mine lasted

>>35882498
the yanks are dumb muscle lad, sad to say but they'd absolutely thrash us with sheer numbers and the utterly bonkers amount of money they sink into their military

>>35882545
youre not thinking about the bliss afterwards

>>35882506

if mens orgasms last 22 seconds then ive been missing out

by about 20 seconds

>>35882518
Disgusting, I bet the parents don't car either. when I was growing up smoking was a very serious offence in my parents eyes.

>>35882576
this guy gets it
>>35882569
maybe lad, maybe. I bet it would feel better if I had your lips wrapped round my cock though.

>>35882566
doubt they pay from them, probably get an older guy to buy it for them for a handjob

W-would we win against Russia or China maybe?

>>35882587
both my great grandparents started smoking when they were 13, people act like youngsters being stupid is something new

>>35882598
i need a sugar daddy ;_;

>>35882403
True, but you can't ignore it forever as well, I am all for law and order, but sometimes you have to have a break down, its just part of a cycle

>>35882438
What is Social Identity Theory?

>>35882498
I wouldn't want to fight the yanks, we're like their dad, it would be weird, I think its gonna be the middle East

>>35882611
We wouldn't go to war with either unless they caused a massive international incident so no

>>35882547
>>35882553

we dont have to attack them straight away. we bide our time and pick off weaker nations while building up our resources. weaker nations have come out on top.

i believe we can make the world pay homage to our glory once again

>>35882638
stop playing so much ck2

>>35882615
little different when people had no idea it was harmful back then

Extremely emotionally unstable, lads. Why was I blighted with the mental illness of women aka BPD? A real pain desu

>>35882638
>kek brits are this delusional
No wonder you left the EU
Btw are you 14?

>>35882634
I know that but we wouldnt fight America either and people are still breaking it down.

>>35882638
You sound like the crazy guy in war of the worlds.
"We'll build tunnels, live underground, and when the time is right, strike!"

>>35882657
>BPD
Me too lad. Feel like a dumb teenage girl with this shit.

>>35882652
people have known it was harmful for at least three generations now, it's genuinely nothing new

>>35882571
>they'd absolutely thrash us with sheer numbers and the utterly bonkers amount of money they sink into their military

my lad, all good generals know that a good strategy beats numbers every time. take a look at the greatest battles throughout history. the yanks are foolish, they have failed in every imperialistic outing of theirs. having said this, best not attacking them straight away, especially not in our current state. the yanks are our final aim. they are the final boss.

>>35882624
>I wouldn't want to fight the yanks, we're like their dad,

exactly. im liking your spirit

>>35882659
>all these brits telling one retard he's a retard
>"kek brits are delusional"
come on lad

>>35882648
>>35882659
>>35882674
yanks out

ori ori ori

>>35882686
I was at a party the other night. Extremely drunk. My ride left without a word and before I knew it I was inconsolabe, crying 'Why has he abandoned me?!' What the fuck is that all about? I don't even understand why I was so upset but it was as though the world was ending. Also have very little memory of the night owing to alcohol and dissociative spells.

>>35882688
the average person had no idea and the tobacco industry covered it up

>>35882713
I was talking about the entire ''we rebuild the Empire'' brexit thing

>>35882705
mate, this is a song for you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLrnkK2YEcE

>>35882735
im not a yank for calling out this insane idea

Meant to be on with this Slimming World. Only problem is I have to go out on Saturday. If I have one drink I know it'll be ten or so before I'm done. Bit worried. Not sure whether I'll resist or if I'll even bother. Always end up finding some excuse, shooting myself in the foot.

Militaryfags how would we fare against China or Russia?

>>35882688
>people have known it was harmful for at least three generations now
>think this sounds wrong
>it actually is 3 generations since the 50s

weird

>>35882780
>nuclear war
>everybody dies

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whens the star wars trailer coming lads :(

>>35882762
>for calling out this insane idea

ok, i will be honest, i am pushing above my weight. we should try conquering Europe first.we will use false flags to perpetuate war with the eu, and once we have won we will set up puppet leaders in the enemy state under a false flag of freedom.

>>35882780
we wouldn't be able to invade russia but russia wouldn't be able to invade us either

>>35882817
Delayed by Brexit, episode 9 may not even happen.

>>35882780
pretty much >>35882812 and without nukes we would lose against both, the russians have immense numbers and a tech advantage on us, china would just throw bodies at us until we collapsed

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Happy Brexit day lads

>>35882812
am i alone in thinking that nuclear weapons will never be used?
i dont even think there will ever be another world war

>>35882822
>ok, i will be honest, i am pushing above my weight. we should try conquering Europe first.we will use false flags to perpetuate war with the eu, and once we have won we will set up puppet leaders in the enemy state under a false flag of freedom.
>13 years old confirmed

>>35882828
Brexit just gets better and better

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>>35882501
>>35882479
I worded that really badly please don't bully.

>>35882758
why not rebuild it, lad? do you want to be ruled by the yanks?

>>35882851
by the rules of nature you have to kill yourself now

>>35882833

thankyou for the picture anon, i want that as a poster on my wall, might even get some paints and pain it on there myself

>>35882832
>the russians have immense numbers and a tech advantage on us
The russians are not that powerful. Their technology is old, their entire GDP is less that California's one. They're getting shilled so NATO can ask for more funds

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the so-called workplace pension pot

>>35881296
Story time pls origanoo

>>35882866
Those times are over, Only giant superblocks work in today's economy, or microstates like Luxembourg and Switzerland. Everyone else struggles.

>>35882833

That is an excellent picture

bl0c

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>>35882846
>scared yank worried he is going to be cucked by his dad

dont underestimate my power

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>>35882868
Alright.
Been nice knowing you lads.

>>35881584
What job? Night shift is only comfy if you're left to your own devices

>>35882917
dont try it

origigi v2

>>35882917
I'm not even a yank, but if you think that the UK can compete with the US you're extremely delusional

>UK's main export partners
>2015: United States 14.6% Germany 10.1% Switzerland 7% China 6% France 5.9% Netherlands 5.8% Ireland 5.5%


The only nation we really lose out on is Germany and that's only if Merkel does it spite us which she may not even do. Netherlands are willing to trade as long we agree to their terms and France want the best trade deal possible. We'll end up exporting more with China so it all balances out. Future is looking bright lads.

>>35881584
night shift lad here

what did you sign up for m8

>>35882954
dont know anything about this shit lad, help me out

what do we have that people cant get anywhere else? whisky?

>>35882904
>Those times are over

obviously in the sense of perpetuating war under nationalistic ideas.

superpowers still exist. the only difference is now empires are inverted totalitarianism. the yanks say jump and we say "how high".

>>35882954
>he considers export only

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>>35880516
BBC on the BBC edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites boy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

>>35883010
The more we export means the more other nations are willing to import to us

two cans of guinness in the fridge lads

wish I had some snacks :(

>>35883037
Kek it doesn't work like that, we are not exchanging goods for goods. Why should I buy from the UK a random thing that I can buy for the same quality and cheaper in the single market?

>>35882951
>i have never studied history or politics but i am going to call someone delusional anyway

look at france after the revolution. look at Prussia after Friedrich the great. look at greece after the Peloponnese war.

do you honestly think the yanks are inevitably going to remain a super power forever?

>>35883037
>>35883093

Same for the common citizen of the Uk, where everything that can't be locally produced is going to be more expensive.

>>35882893
I daren't look at mine, I imagine it will depress me too much

>>35883113
>still other times

The US won't be leaders forever, of course, but there's no way they're going to be replaced by the UK

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Just started crying for no reason lads.

Finally been dating and actual girl as a virgin of 23 years but I still feel the same inside. I'm so frustrated.

Hold me lads...

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>>35883037
What.

Companies don't care so long as you have the coin.

>>35883167
its not even worth it as this point lad, just let him go about his business

>>35883167
>but there's no way they're going to be replaced by the UK

how do you know? you dont have very much hope in your own country, lad

Aren't all these brexit theories on the basis that Britain won't remain part of the single market?

>>35883207
>no natural resources
>just cut itself out of the biggest trade block in the world
>does not have military bases around the world
>does not have enough global influence
>doesn't produce anything relevant
>doesn't have enough population
Kek

>>35883251
dum dum reply that. its not like we are going to become a super power straight away. its a gradual process me and the lads will be working on.

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>>35883178
I love Eloise so much

>>35883295
Ok you're trolling.

In case you're not, there aren't ''gradual processes anymore''. No more colonies, no more expansion, no more conquest nor wars. Just economy and trade, and we're not making moves in the right direction rn.

I had chicken and chips and 6:30, and now I'm tempted to nip out for a chow mein

>The absolute state of my diet

>>35883349
>lost weight last week
>been munching down on shit this week

ill be a fatty forever

>>35883349
>>/fit/
It's time to make a change anon

>>35883331
i was taking the piss until you were all like "meh, its never going to happen". who would seriously talk about going to war with europe and setting up political puppets while posting a pic of anakin, i thought it would of gave it away, lad.

there are expansion still, they are just economic expansions. look at the yanks in the middle east.

>>35882616
Thee need tae fucking neck thee sen thee fucking dirty AIDS ridden bender.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWNH3_Wk5Jg

Mummy Mays speech made me feel tingly lads. Gives me hope of the future tbqh

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M-muh independence please big mean england

>>35883450

Shipman

>>35883296
I want to see Eloise take white cock!

>>35883531
Why settle for second best? She needs to get the bbc

Just found out the Queen was Pro-Brexit kek, pretty good banter