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>tfw 5'11 at 18 Guess I'm dying alone :(

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>tfw 5'11 at 18
Guess I'm dying alone :(
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You can always make up for it by lifting, working on your prsonality, and getting rich.
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Date Mexican girls. They rarely grow over 5'5" so they don't have any 6 ft requirements, they just want you to be taller than them.
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>>35879918
>>35879940
Don't listen to these fags OP, I'm speaking from experience when I say that your life is pretty much over
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>5'11

Calm down nigger, you're fine. It could be MUCH worse. Average girl won't be even near you in height.
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>>35879885
>Tfw 5'11 at 28....
you still have hope anonalon.
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5'5'' with shoes off,5'6'' with them on
>26 years old
Fuck you normie
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>>35879885
Are you fucking kidding me, dude?
I'm 5'8 at 18 and I'm fine. We're both still taller than the vast majority of girls. You have literally nothing to complain about. If you were 5'6, you would have case.
Not all girls like tall, retarded beefcakes anyway.
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>Dad is 6'4"
>Sister is 5'11"
>I'm 5'7"
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>>35879885
No one can tell the difference between that and 6ft. Actually, you are literally 6ft tall with shoes on.
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>>35879988
>>35880099
I'd ignore these shitposters if i were you OP

They're either sub 6ft turbochads or deluded cyborg's

Your life is by all measures, over
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You didn't say why you will die alone? Are you a closeted gay? Ugly, fat, deformed? High school dropout NEET?
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>wah, i'm average, wah
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All of the men on my dad's side of the family are either 5'3" or 5'10".

I got lucky and rolled 5'10".
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>>35880157
>They're either sub 6ft turbochads or deluded cyborg's

They're all bitter virgin lanklets. Most people on here who brag about being tall have literally nothing else to offer.

FTFY
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tfw 5'9 at 19
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>tfw I'm just as tall as Tom Cruise
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>>35879885
Wear boots. Instant 6'1 guaranteed.
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>>35879885
Can't you still have friends, and then die beside them?

If you're physically
unattractive but have enough cogency and economic speech within your lexicon, can you not be considered important and contemporary by other people who will be there with you during your last days?
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>>35880087
I am so sorry anonalonadingdong
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>>35879885

fuck off, try being 5'7
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>>35880075
Jesus you are a delusional manlet. Sub-6ft men aren't even considered human in our society. Our lives are over. You should be very worried
>t. 5'11 manlet
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>>35880087
I know this feel
>dad 6'2
>sister 6'
>younger brother 6' (probably going to hit 6'2 fully grown)
>I'm 5'11
Just shoot me now
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>Tfw 20 years old
>Tfw 243 pounds and 5'8
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>>35882305
holy shit literally exact same
my 14 year old brother is taller than me now and has a gf, I want to fucking die
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>>35882258
>t. 6'4" bitter virgin

Fixed that for you.
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>>35879885
>tfw 5'11 and 18 too
i have a gf tho so it's aight i guess
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>>35879885
>tfw 5'10 at 18
You are almost 6' OP, you don't know this feel.
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>>35879885
I'm 5'11 at 20, so you're fine
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>>35879885
>5'5 at 18

just fucking do it
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> tfw 6'1 at 20
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>>35880157
Lol the players in pic related aren't even side-to-side, Russell Wilson is downfield from Manning.

Poor attempt at b8, m8, it's not so gr8
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>>35879885
5'11" is fine
i mean 6ft is better but at least you're not a manlet. irl, women won't mind too much. most of us are shorter than you.
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>>35879885
I was 5'11" at 18, and 6'2" at 23.

You still have hope.
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>>35879885

I'm only 5'7" and I've had a pretty satisfactory love life (and no; I'm not rich, I don't lift, and I have a mediocre face on a good day). There's clearly something else wrong with you besides your height.
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I get that this meme is intended to make people insecure about themselves, just like the penis size meme. I'm 25 y/o, 5'9", and have never had a problem attracting women. Why you people fall for this shit, I'll never understand.

Send your manlet jokes this way. I actually enjoy them.
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>>35884011
If you're still on this board at 25+, you should KYS.

I get that you feel secure in yourself, but your peers are doing far more with their lives than shitposting on a Burmese Architechture Enthusiast Forum.
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>>35879885
>playing life on moderate difficulty
>gives up at 18
yep you probably should just drink bleach
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>>35882258
>Sub-6ft men aren't even considered human in our society

Kek

This 4chan says absurd shit has finally gotten to me, I was giggling like a retard for 30 seconds
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>>35884142

Women don't consider you male if you're under 6
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>>35883928
It's a meme you dip

Oiriginal
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You're literally 6 foot with shoes on stop being a faggot
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Oh my god. You guys are fags.
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WTF since when is 5'11 considered a bad height??!!
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>>35884276
6'4" virgins get all buttmad about shorter guys getting pussy.
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>>35884170
>I was only pretending to be retarded

Doesn't mean you're not retarded
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>>35879885
im 6"2 height requirement is a myth
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>>35884289
But 5'11 isn't even on the "shorter side",it's still above average
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>>35884165
oh kekekek oh kek owed my sides, it's even funnier if you read it in pic related's voice.
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>I'm 5'8"
>brother is 6'0" but has legit non-meme autism so he has even worse luck with women than I do
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>>35879885
Yes you're doomed, with basically every girl ever if you claim to be 6'0 she'll whip out the tape measure and humiliate you in front of her friends. Then ripped 6'6 chad will grab you by the shoulder and say "hey buddy, I don't think you're old enough to hang around here" as he simultaneously makes out with the girl. And of course, as you leave she'll whisper "he's not actually a kid, he's *gasp* a manlet hehehe" and he'll whisper "so tell me your name, I'll be sure to protect you from fags like OP"
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