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i just dropped out lmao

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>just talked to my advising counselor about dropping zoology lecture
>"this should save your gpa some and give you more time to get your other grades up"
>tfw going to just use the extra time to sleep in

>tfw fell in love with the Chad that befriended me

>literally can't build up enough motivation to write my English papers
>didn't even do my last one
>trying to write one currently but get distracted at the slightest thing or lose interest every 5 minutes and do something else like shitpost
>tfw

I wish I were still in high school

bump

would like to have an original thread full of other people in the same boat as me

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>he's struggling to pass reading and writing classes
>he can't even pass basic algebra, trig, or stats
>he hasn't even made it two years into a degree after waiting so long to go college
>he doesn't even use time to study after work or class
anon, what are you doing here? you're not cut out for this, please drop out.

I'll start a new semester this monday. Not sure how I feel about it, I always think I'll make some effort to get awesome grades but I lose interest quickly and I end up with mediocre grades. I checked my classmates for the courses I got and there are a lot of girls, much more than guys.

So considering this is a frequently occurring thread, I guess it's safe to assume that going to college won't get me a gf, right?

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Mfw my family is poor so I'm getting paid $5000 from financial aid each semester to go to college yet I still don't go to class and I'm failing all of them.

>>35879069
Nothing you do/are a part of in life will automatically ensure getting a gf. We're all still socially retarded so of course even at university we haven't gotten gfs

>>35879069
fucken lmao how old are you son? 19? it only gets worse from here. My advice is to leave this place before it's too late for you

>>35878413
>when kids younger than you already have good paying jobs and sexy girlfriends while still in uni
What the fuck am I doing wrong

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WHATS IT LIKE LIVING WITH ROOMATES
tell me about yours

residence, dorm or student housing? who gets to use the kitchen? what if they dont clean their dishes? or eat my shit? will they be too loud?

D:

>>35879214
I live in the worst of the freshman dorms on my campus. I honestly don't know where the kitchen is in this building, or if we even have one. As for roommates, mine's a stereotypical black-chad. We get along well enough, I'm hardly in the building anyway besides when I come in to sleep, but I'm getting sick of him working out in our room while I'm trying to work or go to bed.

Your first year or two of university dorm living is a real game of chance until you find friends that want to live with you for the other two or three years. I have a bad feeling about the guy I'll be rooming with in the fall, and I think I'm going to end up missing this chad

>>35879214
My roommates are fucking shit and I hate them. I literally stay in my room all day and they still manage to annoy the shit out of me. This is what they do

>leave lights on when they leave the apartment
>leave food out on the counters. A fucking half cut LIME on the counter just sitting there
>leave weeks old food in the fridge so it smells like shit
>smoke weed in their rooms so the whole apartment smells like shit
>invite friends over at 2 am being loud as fuck
>play music in their rooms that I can hear in my room
>make random annoying noises when they are talking, like screaming or some shit as a joke
>they decided I was the bad roommate because I like the apartment to be quiet and clean so I complain to them constantly
>they decide they don't want to live with me next year

Fucking faggots really think I'm the bad guy here. Sorry that I don't want to live like a fucking pig

>>35879214
Campus housing is literally potluck unless you and someone you like go to the same university, in which case you can both request each other on the housing contract. Even then, you may find that your friend is insufferable to live with.

Liked a girl since the beginning of last semester but didn't say anything and pined over her since then
>past few days it got worse
>wake up feeling very depressed
>feel depressed all day
>any interaction with her was the best part of my day
>began to have big mood swings and get a lot of energy then lose it
>decided it was time to tell her
>she doesn't want a relationship now with everything thats going on
>I'm fine with that
>it's not me I should've just spoken up sooner
>were still good friends
(This was Monday btw)
>all fine that night a little sad
>the next day she comes up to talk to me
>yells at me for "trying to break up her and her boyfriend over a month ago
>won't listen to me
>coincidentally that is brought up from someone in the dorm
>she won't look at me now
I almost made it guys
>I hurt so much now

>>35879087
just join the military, you are retarded.

Your life will be so much better, do navy or chairforce

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>>35878413
Right now I'm giving it my all but I still expect to fail my chem course. My grades are getting worse every week, stagnating at best. I can understand the material just fine, but I choke every time I take a quiz or exam and mix up what I remembered. I'm going to see how I do on this next quiz and change up my study habits if necessary.

Life here just isn't possible with no friends or socialization, so I don't even expect to last until my junior year. So I'm doing all I can right now until the inevitable happens and I have to drop out. I hate everyone here, can't stand to listen to normie for more than a minute, wearing headphones 95% of the time, and in my room 80% of the time.

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Girl I love just got asked out less than twelve hours before i planned to. She said yes. Had to throw away flowers and a heartfelt poem i wrote for her.

>>35879890
>a heartfelt poem i wrote her
That's good for you anon, you won't have to live the rest of your life thinking about how cringe worthy that was.

>>35879890
>Flowers and a heartfelt poem
You dodged a bullet, that would have been rather autistic if your plan had actually gone through.

>>35879890
>poem
>flowers
Oh God that's cringey as fuck m8. You should be glad that you didn't embarrassed yourself

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>>35880066
>>35880086
>>35880140
I know but i asked her for something shed like and thats what she told me she wanted so i complied. We used to be dating but she left me to "find herself". Anyway the worst part is she knew i was going to ask this morning but said yes to this chad

>have to get faculty members together for my thesis committee
>only kinda know one
>another one pulls some strings for me (idk why) and gets others to agree to be on my committee
>now have to go over this form with them all and get signatures
>emailing back and forth
>"sorry, won't be on campus then"
>due date rapidly approaching
>get email reply today "also, you have to give me some sort of progress plan"
>literally don't know what the fuck im doing, haven't done any research, absolutely no plan for how this is going to go

what the fuck do i do, i'm so nervous

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is engineering a good program to switch to?

I'm from canada and I'm thinking of being more employable, okayish pay, and a somewhat relaxing 9-5 job when I say that.

Right now, I'm in biochem and I really don't see myself graduating, fighting with my fellow biochem bachelor holders to get a 35k/yr technician job, or having a high enough GPA to apply for medschool and get denied because I didn't volunteer in MSF, or reading and writing about biochem until I get a phd and become not employable at all

>>35879322
Youre a fucking pussy dude, just chill and try to enjoy withput being and asshole after the uni life really sucks

>>35879322
why do you want to stick with them if they suck?

First year math major here. I just had to late drop Calc 3 bc I would have gotten a D. Am I fucked now?

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>>35878413
Information Systems-

didn't pass a single midterm. I dunno what happened this semester.

I dont even know what happens if you fail a whole semester...

bump because I hate life and I want other people my age to hate life as well

>>35881489
What did you fuck up this time

>>35880740
I'm not trying to be an asshole retard. I'm trying to have some peace and quiet but I can't when my roommates act like apes.

>>35881510
everything anon. Im depressed because lonely which ruins my grades and then makes me bitter which leads to more loneliness and depression it's a cycle

>>35878413
>Senior CS project
>AI project not even started
>Final paper
>Behind several homeworks
>1 month to go
20 credits was a mistake. Just kill me

>>35878413
Fucked around for half a semester, gots some catching up to do. Not the worst thing in the world but the calculus and the inorganic has gotten tough.

>>35881575
Focus your efforts into fixing one of the two problems and hopefully you can break the cycle. I'd suggest handling the grades first since failing school is a lot worse than not having friends for a while

In my country universities are in the cities downtowns, so you don't have to live in a shitty dorm if you are a local.
This week is freshman's week, so all the chads and stacies are partying and I can stay home.
And a girl said I'm very good looking.
But the prospects of making actual friends are null, as their humour is too basic and shitty.

>>35878423

oh shit, what happened ?

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>>35878413
Classes
>Going good, Organic chem labs make you a stressy bessy but I'm confident for the final exam
Withdrawn
>No
Roommate/Suitemate drama
>My neighbour is being a cunt (in dorm), insists on playing his shit music (Drake etc., dad rock) at full volume
>My other neighbour is a hot lesbo from Toronto, we hear her and her gf every night. They also always go for a run at 12pm and like to let everyone else in the corridor know with her loud fucking accent, I rarely get to sleep before 1am courtesy of her.
>No one else in the corridor complains about this to one another, but will complain about it to me
>All other corridor mates tell me I obviously don't know how to live with other people and it's due to me going to a really shitty state-funded high school (they all went to international schools, private schools)
>Say I'm making complaints up because they had a better education and I'm jealous

How do I get out of this, /r9k/?

>>35881741
Stop caring, it's the only way to rise above it.
Also get some bloody earplugs so you can sleep

>>35881684
But I have absolutely no motivation

>>35881741
I was much two smart for that place I am transferring

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How do non-autistic gay guys go about developing platonic bro friendships with hot straight guys?
Maybe it's because I'm a lonely virgin autist, but every attractive guy I see I want to fuck and every attractive guy I talk to that has a nice personality I want to cuddle with.
Is my problem simply just me being desperate?

>>35879087
And people wonder why poor people generally stay poor.

>>35882719
Yeah, it's probably mostly desperation. I have a pretty solid crush on one of my close friends, but he's straight so I keep my power level hidden so as to not ruin a friendship for literally no reason. Try keeping your romantic and platonic prospects separate if you can

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Anybody here feel like everyday you fall further and further into a hole?

>23 year old 5th year college student, only junior status
>thousands of dollars in student loans debt and only getting bigger
>failing almost every class because I can't absorb the material when studying
>asking teachers for help never leads anywhere and end up having to figure it out on my own
>never had a job, have no skills or experience
>no friends, tired everyday, afraid of what the future will be like

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>>35882872
>I have a pretty solid crush on one of my close friends, but he's straight so I keep my power level hidden
This is me as well with someone.
Made friends with a Chad at the beginning of the semester, and he's pretty much 100% my type.
It sucks because he'll occasionally do the shit you see straight bros doing to each other (slapping each other's ass, calling each other babe or saying I love you, etc.) but I don't do any of it back because it feels weird to me since I have a crush on him.
I need a boyfriend.
>tfw

>>35883076

>he'll occasionally do the shit you see straight bros doing to each other (slapping each other's ass, calling each other babe or saying I love you, etc.)

Ain't never seen that shit happen with my bros. Most we did was call each other faggots. Are you sure he's straight?

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>>35883217
You're telling me you've never seen a guy slap his friend's ass when they walk by or tell another guy "Love you" or "Bye babe" when one has to leave?

And I'm positive he's straight. He went on a date last night with a girl that he met at a party.

lol failed out of uni a few years ago, currently trying to get into the military but i need references from university and im totally unable to, i guess even the military doesnt want me

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>>35878413
>1 year left
>still no gf
>still khv
>no idea how I'll even meet girls after uni since my job is all guys who rarely talk to each other
>realize even if I did get a gf in the next year at this point she'd probably have fucked half the school and my friends would just look down on me
How do I accept dying alone?

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>>35878413
>GPA is 2.1
>I'm sure to fail two classes by the end of this semester
>I'm in an undecided major because CS nearly killed me
>scholarships have been pulled due to my low GPA
>I'm thinking of withdrawing because I don't want to waste any more money

Community college is golden compared to this. I was getting A's left and right and everything seemed hopeful. Now I can't even pass a simple Pre Calc class because I'm too concerned with trying to figure out what I want to major in. Not only that, I got screwed as a transfer because I have 2 years under me and it'll take at least 3 to 4 years for the majors I'm interested in to complete. And that's if I get on my shit. At best, I would graduate in 2022 and I started college in 2014.

This is a stupid expensive trick.

>>35883217
not him but my friends used to do this shit all the time, of course we were all in theater and comfortable around each other since we had to help each other with shit like stage makeup and getting into costume and we were also always acting out trying to be class clowns so it was all "ironically" then we'd call each other faggots afterwards, all of us were straight and all but me even had gfs

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>be me, 25
>first semester back on campus since 2012
>way out of shape, look like 18 yr old freshman faggot
>classes pretty easy
>A's in all 4 classes right now
>apathetic, want semester to be over already
>smoked way too much weed for 9 years, became shut-in during first round of college right after high school
>don't talk to anyone outside of class
>haven't spoken to old friends in years
>shitpost on 4chan for socialiation

a-at least my grades are good, right guys?

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>>35882973
I hear you anon. Every once in a while I feel like I make a step forward I end up moving two steps back.

>>35878413
>want to attend community college
>family convinces me to try a trade school for computers since "you're always on it so you'd be good at it"
>e-gf and i both think it's dumb but she's supporting me so i go ahead and go through with it
>trade school is class by class basis, with each class taking making 3 months a piece.
>ace the first class, really great scores, top of my shit and everything
>during the short break between classes she breaks up with me
>we've been together for years
>grades drop, lose interest in school
>eventually skipping class and just not even trying
>drop out

i can't wait to live the rest of my life as a miserable bastard.

>>35878467
Just shut the fuck up and do your work, pussy. Your life could be so much worse, you have no idea.

>>35884363
>25
>9 years out of high school
uh anon...

>>35879069
The only time that going to college will help you get a gf is if you're in the 18-21 age range. Any older than that, and you're just wasting your time.

>>35879156
I know that feel, bro. Currently going through this right now at the age of 25. Fuck us, right?

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protip

>go to community college
>only costs like $1k semester
>do a trade or get 2-year
>if you're stupid as hell just join the military or become a trucker/police/mailman

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>>35884738
>trucker
>getting a job that will be obsolete in the next 20 years
may as well just suicide now

Literally alienated everyone I know through doing stupid shit whilst drunk

The first it has ever happened

Looks like being a normie is not for me

>>35884783
pretty much all the jobs that don't include programming and hands on tech shit will probably be automated to some degree in the very near future (forget 20 years)

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>it's yet another 'whole dorm is having fun while I'm sitting here getting diabetes from Tesco brownies' episode

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>got straight A's this quarter, including an A in calc 2 (integrals). which I'm really happy about
>dean's honors list
>3.8 GPA
>stacey life
>internship in the summer
>now it's spring break and goofing off with my bf

Why are you failing at life when it's so easy? Just go to class, study between gaps, and not be a brainlet and you can't possibly fail. If the class is hard then go to office hours.

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>normies have facebook group where the lab professor puts studying material
>dont have a profile
>made a fake one, sent request for joining
>still pending

>>35885082
>>stacey life
Because I'm not a useless fucking roastie who can give up my vag to get whatever I want

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>>35885231
>professor wants to see bikini pics

>>35885246
>implying I need to give up my vag to get good grades
Just don't be lazy human trash, anon.

>>35885295
>>implying I need to give up my vag to get good grades
>implying you haven't
fuck off whore

>>35885260

the professor is a younger female tho

>>35885303
yeah? what if my professor is female, nerd?

>>35878413
Academically: Grades are looking good this semester. However, my math grades on my transcripts are too low to ever be considered for a STEM major. Was thinking about graphic design but with that job outlook and salary not lining up with my goals, I don't want to pursue it. This is my 3rd year.

I feel like i'm working away from my biggest fears rather than towards my goals. All I want is a well paying job and my own home to bring a gf back to. I'm unconvinced a liberal arts degree could ever give me that.

What do?

Romantically: No girls. One or two talk to me about school and what not, but I don't have the mental energy to keep a conversation going. I'm trying to cut to 160 lbs, so no distractions.

>>35885398

Then munch the carpet retard. How are you a student if you're this retarded

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>>35878413
>Community college
>Had to step the fuck up from high school
>Happy with arts classes but getting goddamn sick of algebra, which has always been my lowest grade
>Have to transfer sometime because CC doesn't have my major
>Haven't done shit for financial aid yet
I'm stressed as hell but I think I'll make it.

>>35885478
I dunno dummy, I think lesbians are kinda uncommon.

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>>35878413
interview'd at a place today; both interviewers were incredibly nice. Completely stopped being nervous as soon as I checked in and didn't stutter.
Let's hope I get hired so I don't become a NEET in 1 month.

>>35885082
Same here, but I'm not a stacy. Feels good to have a bright future lmao. :^}

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>>35884578
What the fuck are you talking about retard

Hurdur origami

>>35884578
actually if you're 18-28 you still look 18 from what I've seen. I can't tell who is 18 or 25

>>35878413
Just withdrew, now only doing two classes, relatively nice ones though.

>All lectures are at 3PM + other classes later on three days of the week
>No sitting around for classes, fuck long breaks I can't fucking handle being at that place
>I wake up at 2PM every day and can go to bed whenever I want, it's fucking 8am in the morning here and i'm feeling like i'll be up for hours longer.

It's actually going to be okay boys.

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>>35878413
>first year
>barely passing with C average
>no friends
>no gf still
>surrounded by qts that won't date me
>tfw I'm wasting my prime sexual years
>tfw probably won't get laid until age 35 if I'm lucky

at least when I was still NEET I could ignore my problems and play vidya all day

Last semester senpaitachi
Have never failed a class but I got senioritis and literally cant focus desu, takes me hours to read a 30 page chapter

Fuck it though I made it this far, I can finish I think im solid on 3/5 classes

Have a stupid presentation with 4 other people next thursday but fuck it dont care gonna wing it

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>>35878413
>tfw you make a joke and the entire class laughs
It happened twice today

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Fuck I'm like halfway into spring break and I still haven't really texted this girl whose number I got right before it started. How do I go about this, I'm not trying to fuck up before I can ask her out sunday/monday but I also don't want a whole week to pass before she hears from me again

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>4 more weeks

no more papers, no more thinking problems after this year I have a year break until dental school

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>>35886607
>tfw you make a joke and the entire class just stares at you with confused/angry faces
it's been happening every week for 2 months now

>>35886879
You'd think after a certain point you'd realize it's time to stop attempting to make jokes in front of that crowd

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>>35878413

>Might be evicted for hanging a dixie flag in my room since a few cunts decided to take issue with it.

>Refuse to have my choice of decorations be removed just because of the self-righteous demands of a few sensitive cunts.

>Am thinking of dumping most of my possessions into storage and living in the 24/7 library for the remaining 2 months of academic year if I do get evicted.

>Maybe even occasionally parade about the university compound with the flag draped around my shoulders just out of spite.

>tfw not even white.

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>>35886748
>6 more weeks plus summer classes

I'm in classes I don't understand and if I fail I'm homeless.

im very lonely, thats it

i also study a lot 10-12 hours a day, have to keep this up for the next 50 days or sk
o

if i fail im hanging myself, cant go home

>>35886909
you're about to be homeless because you're a sperg. why are you so stupid?

>>35886744
Talk to her before she forgets you anon.

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Changed my major to secondary education with an emphasis on English and a minor in linguistics last semester from business

I've never been happier tbqh

I got a test tomorrow, gotta read and study half of Atkins' Physical Chemistry in one day.

Wish me luck

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>>35885946
>>35884578
>>35879069

this

i'm a freshman and there are people in their 20s who everyone assumes are students

I can think of a 27 year old who I thought was a freshman or sophomore when I first saw him, a junior who looks like a freshman and is physically smaller than I am, and a guy pursuing his masters' who everyone mistakes for a upperclassman as examples

You aren't as fucked as you think you are, lad

>>35879069
it's a good place to meet young people
it's ultimately on you to not be a sperg just like it is anywhere else

>>35887079
Better to be a sperg who goes through some physical discomfort than be a coward who submits to the shrills of overbearing, self-righteous bitches.

>>35878413
>fall in love with every attractive person you walk by on the way to class
tfw I'm actually this pathetic
I want to die

>>35887148
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. You have to be literally retarded. You basically just said "I was going to have a high paying job and work not many hours each week, but I'm much happier with heavy unemployment, persistent poverty, and crippling debt"

>>35887200
people in their 20s here*

>>35887215
>I would rather fail out of university and be homeless and in debt than do what some cunt asks me to do in order to pass
Wewwwwww

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>>35887246
Except that I'd want to kill myself everyday in the job that my business degree would lead me to. I enjoy teaching and English much more

Happiness > wealth

>>35879087
Nice bro keep it up!

>>35887265
>Implying being homeless has anything to do with failing university. The current curriculum is laughably easy.

>Have fun living an emasculated life, KEK!

>>35887266
That's stupid reasoning. You could have went business, and then searched for a job teaching finance, accounting, or marketing or something. If you found nothing, you would always have the backup of getting a corporate job. Thus, you would have either ended up with a lot of money in a job you don't like, or less money in a job you do like. With your new degree you either end up with no money in a job you don't like, or a little money in a job you do like. Also, since most business majors go to the corporate world once they graduate, the supply of business teachers is fairly low (again, since you make less money), but the supply of teachers in English is so massively high since all those people can't find a job somewhere else.

You see what I'm sayin?

>>35883374
Just fcking go speak to girls man
It's not that hard
Get some books about how to not be a stupid dumbfuck and just do it
Even if you are ugly af you still can get hot girlfriends
I promise you if you build up real confidence everything else comes automatically

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>>35887641
What if I told you my state has a huge shortage of teachers right now

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>about to get kicked out of community college for failing too much

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>>35887757
>tfw someone came in late again and missed 2 days already

there's a 2-day policy, you can't miss more than 2 days of lab and only have 2 tardies

Teacher btfo'ed him out of class

This retard came in the last 30 minutes of a 3-hour lab so many times

>>35887732
I would say someone sold you on a meme statistic. When you graduate, your not going to be saying the same thing. And btw, when they say lack of supply, they mean lack of supply of qualified or experienced teachers. Virtually every single industry is going to claim lack of supply, but this supply isn't filled with college students. It's just kept unfilled to keep labor costs low

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>>35887920
Maybe you're right anon, thing is I don't enjoy any other subject except english, it's something I've always been passionate about

I just want to try and make kids love english just as much as I did

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>australian student coming up to last semester
>only have to do 3 subjects before I graduate (normal F/T load is 4)
>thinking of doing exchange to a big U.S. state Uni in south or south east

Part of me thinks it'd be a good opportunity to get away from it all for 5 months and hopefully reinvent myself but on the other hand I'm worried I'll fuck up and not pass all the subjects, I'll remain an antisocial loser in one of these weird U.S. Unis where they coddle you and hold your hand every step of the way and get caught up in the crazy U.S. campus politics and rules and get in trouble or something

>>35887920
If he's in Arizona then he's not memeing, the state is at a crisis-level shortage of teachers atm

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>>35887374
>I can't read or greentext: the post
>>>/reddit/

>>35878413
Anyone here from Loughborough?

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That poo of a Lancaster student bailed on me last night
>feelsbadman with the gun

is 4 exams a lot for finals?

I can't stop thinking about killing myself.

I fucking hate Glasgow.

>>35887965
Don't get me wrong, it's great that your passionate about something, and I know your feel, but there is a point when your love of English should be fulfilled by things like a book club, than from a worthless college degree. Also, you have to understand that there are millions of things to learn, and you may have also found something else your passonate about that actually has job prospects

>>35888083
It's a meme you retard. Do you know how you reduce the supply shortage? You raise wages to attract more workers. If they aren't willing to raise wages (which no one ever is since it is costly), then the lack of supply is artificial. And again, the "crisis-level" lack of supply is always concentrated at the high experience end level. The supply of entry level is virtually out the ass in every industry, since the government extended a shit load of loans, which massively increased the supply of college students. But, at least the job prospects are better in some industries than others

>>35884469
this kind of thing happened to me. if she seemed to like you and things were going good, but then she suddenly decides to break, she was probably cheating on you.

>Ate my first homecooked meal in months tonight
>Wrapped up in my own bed
>Getting on skype with my mancrush from uni in a few minutes to play vidya
Get /comfy/ tonight unibots, you deserve it

>>35885082

Heading to college soon, not really sure what to expect. High school was a breeze, and I'm not one to procrastinate heavily or have difficulty with anything that isn't math.

Really hoping college won't kill me.

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>>35878413
I'm actually becoming a chad. This year alone I've hit on girls, lost the vcard and join a total of 4 sports teams. Becoming a pro alcoholic helped me. Now about those exams...

>>35885082
integrals are baby shit. how easy is your calc 2 class? you sound like you're only at your second or third year, tops.

I have a fucking business plan assignment due in on Sunday. I can't fucking find a scrap of motivation to even start the thing. I can't stop playing For Honor. Fucking help

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>Chem lab missed a lab due to storm
>There's a make up day
>text my lab partner if he was ready for the make up lab today
>"oh no anon that was last week"

>>35884363
it is really good that your grades are good anon. you should be proud of that.

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>tfw never got an internship
>graduating next semester

It's over isn't it?

>>35890120
Depends on your major

It's not over but I hope you better have a good GPA to compensate

>>35890337
Computer Science. Everyone makes it seem like you need a internship to even be considered. I have a 3.6 gpa.

Perfect GPA but no gf
All I do is study
Is this what uni life should be like?

>>35890399
You're not fucked but you're going to be at a severe disadvantage, hope for the best anon

>>35890399
I was literally you.
CompSci, no coop or internship or networking, good grades.
Took me over a year to get a job.

I seriously hope you are a minority so that you get to qualify for the hiring quotas.

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>>35878413
What is the most Jewish major after finance?

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>tfw supposed to graduate this spring but not 100% sure that I meet all the requirements for my program yet I constantly delay meeting an advisor for fear that they'll say that I don't meet all the requirements and that I fucked up somehow and make me feel like a loser that spent 7+ years in uni and couldn't even finish a 4 year degree like a normal person

>>35890484
does being an asian benefit from minority quota?

>>35878467
You will never become a veterinarian and save brdies lol.

>>35890554
doctor/lawyer

>>35890597
Literally me.
Yes it counts.

>>35890484
>Took me over a year to get a job
Fuck. I have 6 months after graduating before I will have bills to pay and I probably have 2 or 3 months before my parents start threatening to kick me out. I really don't want to wind up with a fucking McJob.

Also I am white.

>>35890415
I really hope so.

>>35890637
that's great, I thought it's like college admission where you're actually disadvantaged

>>35890646
why don't you become a professional trap?

>>35890715
That's degenerate as fuck. Also I don't look girly at all.

>>35890747
rip in pepperoni man

what's your program?

I'm in my 6th of my physics degree, doing my final research project this semester. And I've realized I hate my major and I'm graduating this semester so no time to change it. So I really have no idea what to do once I graduate, probably become a lab tech or something cause apparently that's all this degree is useful for.

I'm struggling with the idea of going to the Air Force because ex made out with some boy when I'm still in love.

>>35887677
>Just fcking go speak to girls man
I'm not an autist anon, I have female friends even, none of them are interested in me romantically though, I'm fine as a friend but too personalityless and ugly to be a bf

>>35890778
What kind of major? I'm getting a Bachelor of Science.

>>35890858
6th year that is, god it's taking me a while to get out of here

>>35890554
>Jewish major
Dentistry, especially if you own your own dental office.

>>35890943
I see, chem, physics?

>>35891104
Comp Sci, I said so earlier.

My early graduation plans are being fucked over by a physics elective. Just drop the class and still finish "on time", right? Can't afford it, would probably have to take a semester off to work full time. So now it's time to scramble for a month and hope this prof is mer(C)iful

>>35891131
ah I see sorry, I thought you were someone else, best of luck, there should be a high demand for comp sci graduates, no?

>>35878413
So I had a 100% average before the final

Grades posted: I got a C

I'm raging right now because I though I was well prepared, just emailed my professor to see if there was an error

Please bros, I'm cryin

>>35891203
That's what people say, I'm hoping for the best.

Anyone not doing STEM?

I just finished my midterms and surprisingly, I did well enough to avoid being placed on academic probation (I had a 2.1 last quarter because I wasn't taking college seriously.)

>>35891221
Just stop being a brainlet, anon

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>tfw fell for the stem meme
>tfw found out how dumb I really am
>tfw flunking out of stem classes I barely got into in the first place
>tfw both socially and mentally retarded
>tfw manlet and brainlet
>tfw no gf and no friends
>tfw still kissless virgin but have to hear roommate fucking every other night
>tfw hot girl in the prime of their life everywhere I look but still stuck masturbating every night
>tfw my parents really believe in me and have been telling all their friends about how I'm gonna become a rocket scientist
>tfw I can't tell them how bad I'm really doing
>tfw had a chance to go to art school but passed it up cause "lol, waste of money"
>tfw haven't drawn in 2 years and art skills have dulled back to retard baby levels
>tfw had to move to a different state for college and leave the 1 friend I made back home
>tfw classes take up all my time so can't even get a part time job
>tfw haven't had time to play vidya in like 11 months
>tfw missing out on everything I used to care about
>tfw was happier when I was a loser NEET living in my parents basement

fell too hard for the college meme

Does your school do midterms on a regular centralized schedule, like finals, or do profs get to hold midterms whenever they feel like it? Do you like this way of scheduling?

Post enda in
1-4 I sleep
5-9 I do homework
0 I do whatever I want

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>have missed 90% of my thursday classes
>gotta present all the work i've done to my professor in person tomorrow
>pulling an all nighter trying to pull something out of my ass

I'm bricking it lads.

>>35882973
I hope your done a valuable STEM major and not some liberal arts bullshit

>>35891221
go into office hours and explain that you have a superior intellect and do not deserve peasant tier grades

>>35891619
Do your fucking homework anon

>>35883579

>pre calc

im doing this shit now after not having taking a math class in 7 years and this is terrible

i am fortunate I have so much free time, this is about 20 hours of homework a week

How can I find a qt autistic girl in uni? I don't want Stacey's used up roastie.

>>35891884
are you dumb? 15 year olds can do precalc, you chimpanzee.

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>been attending college for 8 years
>can't racking up student debt but too scared to graduate and get a real job
>have like 6 different minors at this point
>still no major declared
just wreck my life fampai

>>35892049
>implying autism is enough to ward off college chads
they fuck literally everything that moves, I'd bet there isn't an unpopped cherry withing 10 miles of your college.

>>35892181
Please don't say that anon, I'm trying to actually maintain my sanity.

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>>35878413
>gave Chad take-home quiz answers
>made some incorrect to protect myself
>he gets a 70
>super pissed because he might fail
>he saw I got a 100

>>35892049
Depends on which college you attend and where you look.

>>35892254
A fairly sized state college (~30k students), where would I even look?

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>>35892219
kek.

don't use any porter-potties anytime soon.

>>35892219
>helping chad succeed
you deserve whatever punishment you get

>>35891884
remember that trig shit for calc 2 or get creamed

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>roommate has his gf over in our room to stay and sleep during weekends
>does the same thing 2-4 times during the week

What is wrong with normies? Why do they do this shit?

I swear to god I'm so angry and tired of this shit I want to stab them both in their sleep.

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>>35884947
that hit me a little too hard anon....

>>35878413
Reaching the end of college and it feels like I'm walking off a cliff basically. Made a lot of friendships that either sort of gradually faded out or abruptly ended, now I see all my old friends in groups planning for the future together, getting houses together and forming communities while I live alone. I went through three separate sets of roommates/housemates, they all excluded me from their housing plans at the end of each year. When I see people I know they're friendly but distant. Meanwhile I've been coasting as far as grades, did the bare minimum with exactly one major and no minors, undergrad, my GPA not good enough to go to grad school or anything, and zero internships or real opportunities lined up post-college. It just feels like it was a huge wasted opportunity and I fucked everything up and sabotaged myself, but stuck it out to the point that it's not like I can drop out to follow my dreams.

>>35885650
>implying lesbianism isn't a choice
come back once you graduate high school

>>35892801
pure lesbianism may be uncommon but bet your ass that bi is super common

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>>35884947
2 for 3 pounds so i buy 4.

>tfw at first year a guy bet me 15 pounds to catch a squirrel so I built a wooden cage trap and waited like an autist with a string at the grass near the property entry
>students i just met came by and asked me what I was doing
>2 sessions of 1 hour each before i realised what i was doing

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>warm weather arrived; temps consistently in high 60's low 70's
>dorm is behind this big ass quad
>finish with classes in early/mid afternoon
>on return to dorm, pass all those groups of happy normies passing footballs, lying in the grass/in hammocks, and just having fun
>meanwhile I spend my leisure time avoiding contact with others because even in the odd event that someone sought out my company, I wouldn't know what to do with it

It really isn't going to get any better I guess.

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>only thing I excel at is writing
what the fuck am I supposed to do with this skill

fuck guys some nights im just so close to proposing to the closest girl. i still have no idea if im good looking or attractive or whatever. I need to find out one day

>>35892955
sell porn to /d/ or write a book

>>35892643
Talk to your roommate about how you feel about this and how it affects your ability to study, etc. If that doesn't work tell your RA about him having her over so much. Don't let other people ruin your college experience because you were too much of a pussy to confront them

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>>35878413
HELP

A WORLD RENOWNED SCHOLAR IN MY FIELD SENT ME COMMENTS ON MY PROJECT AND WANTS TO WORK WITH ME HOW TO I RESPOND REEEEEEEEEEE

i just want to work by myself and get no feedback on anything and turn it in and be done. I'm too nervous to work with actually smart people.

>Uni girls drive me crazy except the ugly ones. They all have sleazy, douchebag or shitskin boyfriends though

>Fucking mood swings can severely affect my academic behavior. I'm happy because I get to work on something but I get depressed when I feel like I'm not reaching my true potential, classes aren't fulfilling enough or trite cynicism

>Still no gf and I'm falling for a teacher like a clumsy liberal arts whore stereotype.

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Can this semester please be over already? I don't want to do any more work.

>>35893099
>Still no gf and I'm falling for a teacher like a clumsy liberal arts whore stereotype

Is (s)he hot? You should offer to be their teacher's pet~

>>35893002
I've considered going to my RA about it but I always resist.

As much as I hate how often she's there and forces me to vacate, my University experience is already ruined and I'm the only one that cares. My happiness, sadness, indifference, etc -- they're all of equal consequence to everyone but me, so I feel there's no point in doing anything that might make someone unhappy or less happy than they would otherwise be, regardless of how much it may potentially benefit me.

I have to resist that urge because how I feel doesn't matter.

I hope that made sense.

>>35893069
just do it you beta-cuck-autistic-edgy-weaboo-trash-sperg-nigger-faggot

>>35893193
She's gorgeous. Yeah, I'll try to be her bitch but I don't know if she will respond to my dependence positively.

I want to fuck her right away but I don't know what will happen if I get caught up

>>35891619
My grades fucking suck.

>>35892955

Be a technical writer. Makes pretty decent money in the US, anyways.

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>>35893200
t. beta cuck

How you feel doesn't matter to them because it doesn't matter to you. Give enough of a shit about yourself to spark some minor conflict in the interests of making things better for yourself in the long run. The tools to fix things for yourself are right in front of you but you're too cucked to use them because you're unreasonably scared of stepping on someone else's toes when you reach for them

>>35893230
Do you even know if she's single? And maybe don't ask her during the semester, just wait until after because it'll make things really weird if she tells you no and you have to continue seeing each other.

>>35893380
I do care about how I feel. If that weren't the case, I wouldn't have come here to vent.

The reason I resist confronting them or someone else is because my roommate and his gf have family, friends, etc. with whom they are in close, constant contact. Their welfare matters to people, and if I say something and they can't spend as much time together, their happiness will suffer, as will the happiness of their family and friends when they hear of it.

Diminishing the happiness of all those people for simply my sake isn't worth, not when I'm the only that intrinsically cares about my happiness.

>>35893465
She has a daughter not younger than me but I think she might be divorced. Not very sure though. She might be divorced from family life though

I've thought of dropping subtle hints about being interested in seeing her again. Not really sure that's going to work out. I'm usually great with girl but this is different. I am at utter shock when I see her because I don't know how she'll react

>>35893570
>she has a daughter

fuck her instead

>>35893639
The plan is fucking both of them.

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>>35878413
>How are classes going?
As always, mediocre.
>Have you withdrawn from any yet?
I've withdrawn from 8 classes total in my 3 years at uni, and no, I'm not behind and should still graduate on time.
>Are you trying to frantically bring your grades up?
I'm just bullshitting classes as always.
>Are you having roommate/suitemate drama?
I've been living in a single dorm for a year now. Living with another adult that you aren't fucking is just fucking stupid.
>Do you fall in love with every attractive person you walk by on the way to class?
I don't even notice people anymore. Kinda hard to fall in love with someone just by looking at them. I just mind my business.

>>35879890
>girl I loved
Never understood how knowing a girl you most likely had casual conversations with at the very most for less than a year somehow results in people "falling in love with them"

>>35881575
I know that feel. It's hard to fight it when your mind Warps your entire reality and perception of it to fit nothing but sadness and anger.

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>>35879214
absoute shit, dorming here was a mistake and choosing a room by random was a mistake too. i cannot wait for this semester to be over.
> Be me
> have some southern, chad asshole
> uses my desk as a ladder to his bed
> has his stupid friends in his dorm
> im pretty sure he's taken some of my shit
> thinks im weird and annoying
> tells me to shut when i talk in OUR FUCKING room
> Has a nigger girlfriend

i cannot wait for this shit to be over.im commuting next year and will only have to go to class 2 days out of the week. Fuck this shit, i hope he gets raped by niggers

>>35878413
Why are so many of you worried about getting a gf when you have a ton of other problems to deal with?

Don't you realize that how the girl feels about you is totally out of your control? The best thing for you to do is be yourself.

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How many times have you changed your major /r9k/?

About to finish my meme degree is Illustration so looking forward to that.

I'm glad it will be over soon, I just want a normal job and a normal life for a while. Uni life is overrated as fuck.

>>35881741
12PM is fapping time. Pretty sure this is the only chance you'll be able to get off to two lesbians doing each other.
Play shittier music when your neighbor does. Ask /mu/ for suggestions if you need them. Get your speakers nice and close to his walls.
Remember that everyone has emotions, everyone's jimmies can be rustled. Don't take shit from others about "living with people". They're doormats that would put up with anything.

>>35894109
Zero. I've thought about it and probably should have, but having to schedule meetings with 3 different people is enough to stop me from doing just about anything.

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>Anon, you need to do an internship. You won't get a job otherwise.

>>35894109
Four times across four semesters. Cost me $20k but only a few gen eds will count towards my new major.

>>35887965
You would have been more employable with a degree in English or Philosophy than Secondary Education.

As an analogy, you think math majors can't teach if times got hard? "Sorry, anon, we don't take college grads that actually know what they're teaching."

>>35891221
This has actually happened in my school, where the professor accidentally gave everyone a C- but fixed it later. Hope you're not in engineering though.

>>35894512
NVM HE JUST EMAILED ME

EVERYTHING IS GONNA BE FINE
HE HAS THE EXAM

Anyone else here fucking hate political science majors? They all have this condescending arrogant tone in their voice and always act like they're the experts on everything.

They also unironically believe they're going to be rich and powerful/president one day

>>35895349
they are psychotic freaks who were to scared to get a real degree because hurrr math is too hard don't measure a fishes ability to fly and so they need to be superficially arrogant to cover up their own sense of inferiority
they're like poor people that wear fancy clothes cause they're mad about being poor they don't even realise normal people dress normally because they are over compensating
arts majors think they're being strong empowered normal people when they act like weird pompous cunts they literally don't know any better

>>35895349
My freshman roommate was a political science major. He was like that until second semester, when he started living in reality.

>working full time, nightshift job
>decide to go to trade school on my days off
>somehow my dad convinces me to take 4 classes this semester
>mfw I'm now a full time student and a full time worker

I'm glad I don't have kids, because I'm damn sure I would be abusing them after a few weeks of this

i have a 10 page report due tomorrow. I have been puttung it off for so long that now i will have to pull an all nighter to get it done. Its not even a difficult report but i just cant bring myself to do it for some reason.

does this happen to anybody else? Its a cycle i cant get out of, just procrastinating till the very last minute because i would rather be writing this sentence than working on my report.

How do i stop doing this to myself

>>35880292
lmfao friend u have auddism

>>35880846
yeah.

t. 4.0 in calc 3

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I have one more semester left. I am so close. But there is one class that is giving me trouble. This one class. And I am failing it. It is mathematically impossible for me to pass the class at this point. I have already sentenced myself to another semester to get this degree.
What is worse is that I already have a job offer lined up for when I graduate. I really don't want to lose it. I don't want to disappoint my family and friends and my mentors and I don't want to give ammo to my haters.
I have opted to try to figure out how to change my grade in this one class via breach. I have already gained access to multiple student emails for use and a couple GTA accounts. AMA

Any Calstate fags here?

I want to transfer to electrical engineering. My three options are SLO, Long beach and Pomona.

I heard Pomona has an awful boring campus. Can anyone Calstatefags in those three schools give me a basic gestalt on those schools?

>>35879628
Can I still watch anime if I go to the military? I have a bunch downloaded on my external drive that I could bring with me.

>>35895942
Why did you fuck up in this class?

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>>35896124
I underestimated the workload of the class and I have dug myself to a point of no return. It's completely my fault I didn't do well enough. I'm frankly ashamed but I'll be more ashamed if I don't graduate on time.

Fuck
I wanna change my major but it's to a different engineering field and I'm in second semester sophomore year
how fucked am I? Probably not horribly, but I'm still really nervous about it

I'm currently in chemical and biomolecular engineering, and I'm starting to realize that a) If I'm having so much trouble giving a shit about my studies maybe I shouldn't be studying that shit and b) I'm more excited about the potential applications of biomolecular engineering than actually DOING it

I wanna switch majors to comp sci or something like that since I legitimately like programming (I even took any excuse I could find to do it at a part time job before) but I'm definitely worried about future prospects...

>>35879069
Went through 5 years, didn't make a single friend or even an acquaintance (much less a gf). What very few "friends" I have I got in high school.

>>35887965
Don't listen to those faggots. Nothing is more valuable than being paid for something you would want to be doing even without pay.

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>tfw have crush on straight friend
IT'S NOT FAIR

>>35896174
why do u need to graduate "on time"

this isnt a race champ

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>>35896326
I don't have enough money after this semester. I will be unable to continue further education without massive lifestyle changes. I have to get through this semester successfully any way possible.
You are right in that it isn't a race. I should have planned for a December graduation. Instead, I dug a big hole and I almost want to blow my brains out over it.

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>>35878413
I attend a private university.

Bachelor of Science in Management and Leadership, Marketing minor.

Freshman/Sophomore year my grades sucked but great social life through my fraternity.
Junior/Senior year I developed as a person and became more responsible, better grades.

Finishing up my degree over the summer and next school year, will graduate spring '18

>feelsgoodman

>>35888481
The problem with raising wages for public schools is that the budget is limited by politicians, and privatizing education and making everyone pay for education means an even greater disparity in education for the rich and the poor than there is now

The only option is to increase education funding by state politicians, and people hate education in a lot of places

>spring break
>just pretend like I'm a NEET for a week

>>35896723
THIS

Oreos and origamis

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>have to a write a measly 300 word response to a reading
>halfway done
>don't want to finish it and am looking for every excuse not to, so I'm here shitposting

>competitive exam in May
>no chance to succeed now, I can't learn all the stuff I need on time
>will still have to try and fail, disappointing and alienating all who believed in me

I have to pass my next exam at all costs, or I fail the class and my GPA takes an irrecoverable hit. I hate my major, have no clue what I'm doing, and just want to escape from it all. But I can't, because I have too many obligations and without this Calc course I cannot graduate.


I just want to enjoy what I'm learning. Is that so much to ask?

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>trying to sleep
>start thinking about my student loans

I graduated yesterday, I got an A for my thesis which is the best grade I've gotten so far. Feels good. Now onto a Master's. Shit's never over.

>>35893954
desperation + imagining and projecting an entire future onto the person

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>tfw I've made a habit of pulling all-nighters to write papers just before they're due

Thank God it's the last challenging semester. I can take it easy after this.

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>tfw random girl asked how you were out of nowhere and you're so confused why that you stutter

I just don't understand why she did it. Was she interested in me? Was she worried I looked like a school shooter? Was she cozying up because she wants to improve her grades? Fuck me sideways people are complicated

>>35898457
Explain the situation. Have you talked before, what you were doing at the time, what was she doing, where were you both, etc.

>>35898554
I was just leaning against wall just minding my own outside class when she showed up. I didn't even think she knew i existed before then so it was really out of nowhere.

>>35898609
I assume she was just friendly and bored, and since you weren't doing anything she thought she'd have a chat. She might have been interested, but the other stuff there's pretty much 0% chance of.

>>35898754
You're probably right. It's was probably just one of those times where you haven't talked to someone in so long you forget how to speak

>>35878413
I never had a college experience. I commuted from home, never tried weed, never had sex, never had a drop of alcohol, never even kissed or ever had a girlfriend? And I'm graduating in a year with no guarantee for a job or a love life. What went wrong? And it's not like there's any cute girls in my major either. Just gross probably taken anyways nerds.

>dont go to class
>dont know anyone
>get an email telling me ive missed an assessed homework
well bye bye 10%.

Why cant they fucking email me when the homework is set?

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>>35885082
How are grades in the US so high? In the UK, 70% average is considered excellent.

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>>35885082
Why are you here?

No, originally, why are you here?

>Lecturer sends out email that makes no sense with obvious typos
>reply "Go home you're drunk"
>she sends email again, still has spelling mistakes, makes no sense
>reply again, telling her to try again tommorow
>sends same email directly to me with same mistakes
>I don't reply, pretty sure I just earned straight fails.

>>35900979
unless you are not a student, how autistic do you have to be to tell your lecturer that they are drunk and should fuck off home

>>35901074
Autistic enough to know when someone is obviously drunk.

>>35901102
But in what shithole of a uni is it acceptable to speak like that to a member of staff?

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>can feel myself starting to slip in my classes
>going to drop one and take it again 2 semesters from now
>have a ton of exams coming up that I don't feel prepared for
>am only taking 3 classes next semester

I want this fucking semester to end so much
I'll change my study habits next semester

>>35879087
You fucking lazy fuck, you currently don't have the means to be a NEET. Go to school and do something so you can grind to a corporate job when you graduate

> tfw missing classes and work just to stay home and masturbate to hentai

I just know I'd be so much more successful and everything in my life would be right if only I had a GF

FUCK

>>35878413
Today I got the top progrmming checkpoint done wth just 5 mins to spare
Feelsgoodman

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>seminary group
>my grounp consists of
>me
>a fucking autist that would be an outcast even on /r9k/
>stacy that almost enver goes to class because she has 2 fucking daughters at 21
>fucking nigger sheboon
>and a fucking downs syndrome girl
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
GOD FUCKING HELP ME IF ONE DAY BY A FUCKING MIRACLE I HAVE A KID I SWEAR TO FUCKING YOU IF IT HAS DOWNS SYNDROME I'M GONNA RUN FASTER THAN ROAD RUNNER

I dropped out in high school.

>>35900773
Extremely high standards, except for me, I probably have a ~3.0 gpa and I'm only a freshman

>failed out
>came back
>failing out again
I'm bad at the whole school thing.

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>>35902050

i know that feel friend

>group project
>geoinformatics (think like google maps, spatial databases, web development, etc.)
>group of 4
>pajeeta who doesn't even know how to use ArcGIS (basically the microsoft word of the geomatics world)
>nigerian whose computer desktop is literally covered in files and full of viruses

this is a goddamn master's program, how the fuck are these people getting in when they have literally ZERO experience in the absolute basics? i'm not even sure if i trust them with the most basic data-entry gruntwork. ree.

thankfully i have a relatively normal spanish girl too, she doesn't have a lot of coding experience but she is very eager to learn, and her boyfriend is a web developer or something.

>>35902253
>gee why are these foreign people so stupid

The school wants their money. Chances are they're paying more than you.

>>35902253
>pajeeta
>nigerian
> how the fuck are these people getting in when they have literally ZERO experience in the absolute basics?
you answered your own question

>>35902322
>>35902327

there are other pajeets and nigerians in my class that are some real smart cookies but yeah it's like theres 1 smart one for every 5 dumb ones

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>week before spring break
>being around normies for 7 weeks driving me mad
>burnt out, on the verge of a mental breakdown or panic attack
>go home for the break
>mood lifts and become happier than ever
>came back this sunday
>workload is heavier than ever
>two nights already of staying up to 1-3 am
>barely any sleep
>work just doesn't stop
>beginning to lose motivation to work
>just want to leave this place
>"maybe if I fail my classes, I can drop out and never have to come back" mentality
>I've never been more miserable in my life
>even when I try to focus, I just drift off into thinking about leaving this place

Do I keep trying to do work, or just let the shit hit the fan?

>>35902725
M8 summer will be even worse if you can't deal with normies

Shirtless chads everywhere

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Should i drop out college?

I fucking hate go outside and feeling no point at what i'am studying. I have no friends in there and sociallly retarded. Of course i'm gonna fucked it up at last
I just feels like autistic faggot in there

I just want save some money and study digital art i know i'm hopeless piece of shit but i'm already piece of shit

>>35879706
I have zero (0) friends for the whole 4 years I've been here, I still managed to finish tho don't be such a pussy desu.

i cant even leave my house today fucking hell I just hate how I look

>>35903061
stacies and chads care about how they look you fucking fag

>>35903061
my hair is curling funny today so I'm not going to class either
>tfw you will never kill yourself

>>35902967
If its something you can teach yourself, then free yourself from that hell. I'll probably end up dropping out this semester, learning how to drive, and start trying to get a job because I'm in a similar situation. Hate going outside, no friends, autistic, and fucking everything up.

I am officially done with school. Third semester I try, few years apart, and third semester I end up dropping classes cause I don't attend. Before is was cause muh social anxiety this time cause lived to far from school and never made it on time. It is freezing where I live and waking up is a pain, I'd have to be up at 4:30am to be in class at 8am. No free time with work and only 4 hours of sleep cause of the commute, call me a baby.

I am intelligent, A's in all the assingments I handed in and an A in the one test we took in bio, granted it was just the beginning. Not that that's what makes one smart, as college work is trivial BS, at least the classes I took and the few assignments I did. I just HATE college, our lab was in groups and everyone was doing everything wrong and when I tried to say something they cut me off and ignored me. I didn't say a peep for the rest of the assignments, watched what had to be done and handed in my own work only to have the professor tell me it was mandatory the work be done in groups, I got an A+ right they got a C-. Then there was my sociology class, I thought it'd be a lecture but no, we sat in a circle like 5 year olds and proceeded to read out loud and debate and talk as a class. I went in witch the mind set 'screw these people, I am never going to see them again' but that commute killed me.

What is there to do when you have no college degree? Be a cashier for the rest of your life?

sorry for the rant

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I'm in art school right now and it's so fucking embarrassing. All of the entry-level/foundations classes are taught by former graduate students and there is no substantial criteria for finished pieces. EVERYONE gets an A regardless of how shitty their project is. Seriously, we just had a film project (in a 3d design class?) and someone took the ugliest single-shot video on their fucking iphone at a gas station and got an A because they managed to bullshit their way through. I'm so overwhelmed by these boring, mediocre projects that ask for no critical thought. I just want to spend the whole day figure drawing, painting still lifes, and attending art history lectures but all of the complex, challenging, interesting aspects of my major are reserved for upperclassmen.

Luckily, I'm doing okay in school with all A's. It might just be intro classes that infantilize us freshmen, or because i'm not in STEM, or both. I just want to make more fucking art and not feel like i'm floating in a stagnant pond.

pic related, just some lain doodles i did. is anyone else majoring in art? what are your thoughts on uni art?

>>35903886
that's funny cuz it's the opposite here. Everything is done by grad students and they don't give a shit so they just fail you.
guess that's the difference between STEM and art

>>35884947
same but drinking helps

Why do normies like to scream for fun? I swear someone is going to get raped or murdered outside my dorm one day and no one will react because they will just assume that someone is screaming for fun.

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>midterm in 30 minutes for a class that you've skipped half of the lectures for

Why do I keep doing this to myself

>assignment due next week, should've started today, gonna start tomorrow
>one last committee job, then internship, then finally rest

quite anxious

>>35878467
use the library computer, not your own

>>35879069
anything can happen. if you think bad things can happen don't forget good ones can too

>>35879214
i live with my friends in a house, 3 of us guys and 2 girls. if they don't clean their dishes, tell them to. if they eat my shit, tell them to stop. if they're too loud, tell them to be quiet. sometimes we cook together. we're all good because we're friends

but i did stay in the dorms, some stories
>cockroach stayed in my sink for three days before i killed it
>indian guy went over to my room and made my bed literally smell like curry
>left my alarm ringing while i was away
>found a cat in the hallway

>>35879502
>>35880309
>>35881575
>>35882973
>>35883374
>>35884363
>>35884469
>>35885620
>>35886925
>>35887035
hang in there

>>35880622
everyone's doing engineering today, so i guess yeah it's good

>>35887148
congratulations, i'm proud of you. no regrets, happiness > wealth, job prospects are fine

t. business student

>two students missing when hiking a nearby hill
>it's been a few days
one of them is in my class, quite spooked

>lecturer made me keep the attendance list
>miss a class

>finally feel that classes are starting to get hard
>read /uni/
>motivated to not be like the rest of you

>>35887197
good luck

>>35888359
no

>>35888379
don't

>>35892955
fucking write you faggot. your uni must have a literary magazine or newspaper. fucking write there and win prizes. send your pieces to outside competitions or magazines or papers or whatever, it's not that fucking hard, fuck

>>35895349
no but they're hipsters and really outgoing and nice

>>35895458
dedicate a day, remove distractions, it'll be easy when you get the momentum going

>>35896480
>Leadership
sounds like a shit degree but good to hear you're doing good

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>>35905952
>congratulations, i'm proud of you. no regrets, happiness > wealth, job prospects are fine
this feels like sarcasm

>>35896021
There are lots of weebs in military and you don't work on weekends

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>tfw classmates call me 18 years old
>tfw 27

at least I know I look young

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>Graduate with an MS in a STEM field in May after 5.5 years
>Already turned in my thesis
>Class has 3 exams that make up the entire grade 25/25/50 split
>Get a 27/29 on the first two
>No roommates
>Taking BJJ classes and competing as a blue belt
>Have already left my job, looking for a career
>Have about a year of relevant experience
>Ready to pass any drug test
>Ahead of schedule on my homework

Feels good not to be an incel. I still feel sad like a total fucking loser.

inb4 I don't belong. I'm a virgin

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>tfw brainlet
>tfw couldn't manage better that a C in Maths GCSE

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>tfw fuccboi haircut
>fuccboi clothes
>go to party
>4 girls hit on me


I made it

>>35903886
Based on your "art" you're quite a hypocrite

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>>35879322
>not leaving limes out for the lime fairy

>>35906235
two women got kidnapped and held in a house on the same block as my dorm.
also spooked

>>35893539
Utilitarianism is utter tripe. Don't be that faggot who bends over and takes it because it's for muh greater good, who cares about those people

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>tfw I'm watching myself make the same mistakes I made in high school but I can't stop it
Fucking christ, I thought I had made some serious improvements when it came to socializing/talking to girls. But now I'm completely overthinking with this girl and I know it'll screw me over if I don't cut it out, I don't want to spiral into a serious crush again and ruin everything I just want to go on a date or something with her

>>35898192

its worse for me because I have realized i always do my most outstanding work when my back is against the wall and the paper is due in like 2 hours

dont do this unless you like waking up with nightmares about having work immediately due. and this lasts long after you have graduated

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>buddhist monk from india doing guest lecture today
>fucking sperg who always tries to act like he's a normie in the back of class
>has to tell his life story every time he asks a simple yes or no question
>rambles for a good 30 minutes straight trying to ask a question
>monk actually starts to lose patience
I think I finally witnessed real weaponized autism today.

>>35879322
>not living alone
You literally asked for this

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who /no break/ here?
I've had classes continuously for the past 1.5 years. My longest break was 2 weeks

>>35908586
I may be adopting that lifestyle starting next year, I don't want my semesters to be packed with useless classes that could be taken over "break"

>failed a test a few weeks ago
>prof puts a list of names of people he wants to talk to
>can be seen by the whole class
>my name will probably be up there
should I just skip today

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>>35908586
I've got 4 weeks right now but I have to write my dissertation.

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>>35878413
>How are classes going?
3 solid B's and 1 who knows
>Have you withdrawn from any yet?
Considering dropping jap 3 because the professor's kind of an asshole
>Are you trying to frantically bring your grades up?
Only japanese
>Are you having roommate/suitemate drama?
I live alone
>Do you fall in love with every attractive person you walk by on the way to class?
Nope, women are disgusting and I have no idea why you would have any desire to be with one

I'm getting that feel where it's like impossible to do work. I have a project due next week but I just can not find it in me to start it. I just want a comfy job as a streamer not this smart, logical life choice bullshit.