Holy Shit /r9k/!! I got a match on tinder with a qt3.14 azn girl.

>be on /r9k/
>Get a match on tinder

Looks like you won't be the only robot in that relationship.

Lol you cant even begin the convo without asking advice

Say hey hows it going then go from there.

Respond fast though. These bitches are horny IN THE NOW

tfw I'm cuter than her

How old is too old to use that app do you reckon? Nearly 30

>>35877672
You are fine, I think it tries to sort you with people around your age range

>>35877665
Then swipe right on my profile.

>>35877654
>say hey
That sounds like horrible advice. I was thinking about the pickup line with koalas but I forgot it since the loneliest vagabond dosent post anymore

>>35877692
okay, where do you live?

original

>>35877706
>where do you live

Nigga get the fuck out of my thread with your autism.

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>>35877692
>>35877725

Clearly OP knows what the fuck hes doing and doesnt need advice.

Just another "hey look at me! Im scoring likebacks on tinder!" Thread.

>>35877624
Ayyy gurl lemme succadem tiddies

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>>35877812
Meh. I don't know if this will work or not. I saw it on misc so hopefully I'll get a reply.

>tfw too much of an autist to even make a tinder profile
kill me desune

>>35877624
Use this opener:

>Hey girl, are you an avocado? Because you look fat on the outside, and you're probably very ugly on the inside

100% chance to get laid. Thank me later.