>tfw no misery chick gf I always used to have a crush on her too

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>>35876185
Best show. Is best.

I've been told I'm Daria incarnate-including dryness and a lack of emotional involvement, and pessimism. Trust me, it's much more fun in a cartoon.

>>35876202

(((original comment)))

Are you also a girl?

>>35876197
christ look at those two goddesses

i would absolutely melt and die in their divine presence

>>35876197
Jane is shit tier idk why everyone likes her so much. Daria is ultra qt tier and I want a daria gf irl. I just wouldn't act like Tom the Chad. What a cunt.

>>35876290
Tom did nothing wrong.

>>35876232
Yes. Do you really think a boy would have that unique set of destain for vapidity of most teenaged girls and the moronic nature of most teenaged boys that only comes from lived experience?

A show about a man in similar circumstances would have him more angry, and less cutting.

>>35876308
Everyone says this, especially robots b3cause they're projecting. They forget Tom kissed Daria while he was still dating Jane and also was way too into the idea if sex even though Daria was clearly made uncomfortable by it. He was nice enough but ultimately too nice for him to work with Daria.

>>35876313
>A show about a man in similar circumstances would have him more angry, and less cutting.
No, it would have him even more detached and boring, because the general coping mechanism is looking away, not trying to come up with something witty.

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god i love diarrhea

>>35876367
Whereas I have developed a convenient shell of witticisms to cope, because it makes me feel better about having no friends (sadly no Jane eventuated).

>>35876202
Is this a girl? What's she doing on our board? reee and such.

>>35876479
If she's truly Daria like then she's probably okay. Misanthropy and such.

How do I do d a Daria irl and convince her to be my gf? What's the best way to impress a Daria girl?

>>35876402
Ok, I'll marry you, a/s/l?

>>35876185
I'm basically Daria.

Except I'm a guy

>>35876185
Who on 4chan remembers this show? This show was forGen X. Like people born in the 70s watched Daria. 4Chan is for Gen Z..

>>35878386
Be silent dumb neonazi phoneposter.

>not having a crush on the slow, low-talking Asian girl part of Quinn's stacey clique

>>35878386

4chan was made in 2003. Gen Z wasn't allowed to use the internet unsupervised back then.

>>35878433
4Chan users leave after a certain age. This is why the majority of users are teens or barely 21.
>>35878399
Millennials are mire conservative than you think. Especially Millennials with money

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>>35878489

>4chan users leave

They sure do.

>>35878489
>Millennials are mire conservative than you think
No. Gen d is like nuboomers. You're fucking pure, unfiltered cancer, and you'll destroy civilization. You're the dumbest, least informed generation in fucking human history and the one that has the least excuse to be. And every single one of you is a sociopath utterly without conscience or moral fiber.

>>35878515
Millennials in their 30s and 40s are red pilled. Remember millennial cut off begins at 76 nd ends in 95

>>35876202
agreed i know a girl on the internet that looks like daria and even looks like her shes edgy as fuck but shes pretty cool

but she can be edgy to an extreme at times hmm

>>35876313
You sound like you're trying really hard and it's cringe.

>>35878633
>red pilled
That word lost all meaning once incel cunts got a hold of it and then it just swapped meanings with blue pill, once trump's army of paid internet trolls got a hold of it.

>>35876185
I thought this but now that I'm older I realise she would actually be unbearable.

well maybe, depends if she would be frigid in private

>>35879366
>frigid
>If they won't fuck me, they're a terrible person
Change, /r9k/. You're shit.

>>35879468
just a couple of times a week and a cuddle here and there.

contact would be a plus

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>>35876185
>look for daria porn starring jane
>tfw actually manage to find something good

>>35879705

>Jane
>chinky/gooky

But that's wrong

>>35879799
I prefer it to be honest. I always saw her as a halfcast

>>35876202
tits? originalbl0x

>>35879960

She was a white girl with dyed black hair.

Or natural black hair but that doesn't really happen.

I could see the brunette girl in Quinn's fashion club being half but not Jane.

>>35880118
>but that doesn't really happen.
Are you retarded?

>>35880331

I said that in a retarded way. Watching Daria now.

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Best character here.

Quinn is a nerd.

>>35878386
I found the whole series plus both movies at Best Buy for under $20. Snatched it up right away, I couldn't believe my luck.

>>35880698
Why can't I be Trent in this pic it turns me on beyond reason.

>>35881215
good find, Anon, it's a great show.

Remember the episode where Daria tried to figure out if she wanted ti fuck Chad or not?



>tfw she chose not to
>tfw you will never meet a girl like this irl

>>35881728

Because Trent is in the picture, ofc.

>>35881215

Ya good purchase. I'm watching episodes at work.

>>35881749

Who is Chad ? There's no Chad in this show.

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>>35881785
in what way is he not Chad

>>35881806
oops i meant to reply to this one sorry anon i'm a little drunkaroo right now

>>35881833

That's Tom. His parents own MySpace.

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>>35881862
yeah and he's the show's Chad. Ruining qt nice girls for the thrill of sex. Or at least, attempting to. Daria had enough will power to not fuck Chad.

>>35881906

He doesn't even lift though.

He is Tom.

>>35878386
It was on in the late 90's. I remember hating it as a kid but i like it now.

Such a great show. The characters said much with few words.

It was also very chaste. Twerking didn't exist.

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>>35881785
>ywn be a shirtless hipster 90s punk faggot with a qt sarcastic brain girl wrapping her arms around you and reaching down your pants for your cock.

why even live

>>35881906
Tom is absolutely not Chad.
He's just genderflipped Daria.

>>35882053
Tom is in no way a male Daria.
Daria wouldn't kiss her boyfriend's best friend
Daria wouldn't pressure her boyfriend into having sex
Daria was too pure for Tom.
Tom was essentially the closest thing the show had to a Chad.

>>35882042

Trent is tall and sings for a band.

But his appeal is from his aura of confidence. Daria once described Jane as being confident and secure in herself, Trent is exactly the same way.

>>35876197
Daria was always so pure and this picture shows it. Look at her in comparison to Jane.

>>35882127
I'm very tall but I don't sing in a band. I'm also pretty confident and secure in myself. Do I have a shot at scoring a Daria gf?

If Trent lived up to the rockstar cliche and hooked up with groupies, he would be alt-Chad, not Tom. Tom is a rich introvert that's kind of dorky.

But they made Trent very older brotherly and wholesome.

Tom is "chadly" only because he has the luxury of choice between Daria and Jane. He hints that he's dated before too, constantly to Daria, meaning he got around.

Tom is kind of a play boy by virtue of his family's vast wealth.

The football Chad and head cheerleader are pair bonded and loyal to each other throughout the show.

Thats nothing like what we have today with hookup culture propaganda being pushed into our faces.

>>35882159

You'd have to do literally everything though. Which is fine you wanted any old roastie, at least that blonde cheer leader girl probably reciprocates.

>>35882159

That's not up to me famalam