i botched it kek

>>35875786

There's no magic to it as far as I know. Just get started. Probably best to start by getting a bit less fat. Being in shape feels better. If you don't have NEETbucks, get a job ASAP of course.

Look at it this way: you can spell and understand multisyllable words like 'transitioned' and 'trajectory'. Believe it or not, that already makes you more employable than probably 20% or so of the adult population.

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>>35875786
Im exactly same as you only I am 23 and not fat

Add all to this list:
>No license, scared to drive
>Zero experience with women beyond the mandatory hello to the checkout girls
>No mobile phone, what is the point
>Shitty capped internet

I'd like to see you fucking flaming faggots without your goddamn mobile phones and 100mbps unlimited internet, then you'd be really depressed or whatever the fuck you think you are.

>>35875786

wew lad exact same situation here except i'm 23

eternal manchild existence is some shit

>>35876027
kek, i got my license years ago but have never been able to use it and have most likely forgotten everything i learned about driving. and i can relate to the being scared to drive bit too, i hate it. i really honestly have no problem talking to girls but i just avoid it because there's no reason to even try being stuck in such a shitty situation.

>>35875786

Start by getting a McJob or something, no one can just jump into fillming especially as a robot.

>>35875786
I wanted to be a writer, but realized I can't create good dialogue. I also wanted to be a game developer, but that was too hard and laborous.

My stats (better than yours, so I check my privilege while you're reading this)
>29
>no job
>not enough or too much job experience
>no gf
>everythingless virgin
>no friends
>skinnyfat
>shitty personality
>no real talents
>never transitioned into real adulthood because overbearing parents and autism
>generally bad luck: fail at everything, often through no fault of my own
>BONUS: oldest child and grandchild so fell from a higher position than many others (i.e. had more expectations and failed them all)

>>35876027
I have only 50mbps. :^)

>>35875786
Become a trucker
>lots of money
>no high education required
>no social skills needed
>just driving around listening to music and podcast.
Do it.