I'm a robot with a normie social life AMA If you want advice

Want precisely makes you think you're a robot and not just another normalfag who thinks he's special?

I don't want advice, but thanks anyway

>>35872436
social rejection up until i was 14 or 15
tldr never had friends because I was busy being autistic in a corner
decided to get my shit together and got a social life towards the end of high school after a few years of trial and error
I don't see why any normalfag would come here and claim to be a robot
what's the appeal
nothing special about being a neet

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>>35872398
>I'm a robot
>Social life
Excuse me sir, are you lost?

>>35872563
my autism isn't going anywhere

>>35872603
if you have a normie social life clearly the autism doesnt matter you fucking tool

>>35872617
read >>35872519
loriginal

>>35872633
>decided to get my shit together and got a social life towards the end of high school after a few years of trial and error
ok? if you have your shit together and a social life you are not a robot. go away tool. why the fuck do you even want to be accepted here if you have a normie social life unless youre in denial

>>35872652
the real question is why you would even bother posting in this thread to dispute whether I'm a normie or not when it's irrelevant
assume or fuck off you stinky ape

>>35872398
get out

og

>>35872519
man being a loser when you were 14 hardly qualifies as robothood, finishing high school with a social life definitely isn't

>>35872398
>>>35872519
>man being a loser when you were 14 hardly qualifies as robothood, finishing high school with a social life definitely isn't

Having always been a friendless virgin NEETcuck doesn't make you a robot either. Just makes you a loser.
Robots are people that generally feel dead inside. No motivation. No inspiration. No aspirations.
A social life just means you're able to keep up communications and grace others with your presence.

>>35872977
No, the criteria obviously precludes having a social life as there is no real motivation for one if you are a robot. You can fancy yourself as having whatever disposition you like but an actual analysis of your behavior shows it's a crock of shit.

>>35872398
>I'm a robot with a normie social life
That's like a straight guy who loves getting fucked in his ass by other guys.

>>35872398
why do normalfags try so hard to fit in? honestly if someone made an exclusive club about shoving dildos up your ass and told them they dont qualify they would say shit like "b-but i've been shoving shit up my ass since i was in highschool h-honest!"
you would think that telling someone they dont fit in with the bitter NEET khvs would be a compliment

>>35873013
Would you turn down sex with someone you found attractive?
Same logic applies with having friends.
Regardless of if you feel the incredibly stupid need for it, or if it just so happens to fall into your lap, you're gonna go with it.

>>35873092
>Would you turn down sex with someone you found attractive?
Yeah probably

>>35872398
I think im like you i have a decent social life i even hook up with some sluts when im drunk at parties
>Have gynecomastia which i hide under baggy clothes some people dont notice
>terrified of taking off shirt
> Constantly think about scenarios where i fuck certain girls in my classes when im sitting beside them
> Have bi-polar and slight deppression dissorders
> Socially awkward around large groups of people, can only really be interesting around people when i drink alchohol
> Weird obbsession for anal porn.
>virgin
I know there are way more misserable losers that are far more worse off than me but I would consider myslef a failed normie in a way

>>35873195
Aren't there ways to fix gynecomastia? Or can't you grow out of it so to speak? Sorry if I'm ignorant

>>35873195
I think what makes me have a normal social life is i know how to fit in decently. As long as you have good hygeine and not dress like you have autism you should be fine.

>>35873280
Well said anon
og

>>35873272
All good. I have had it since i was about 13 (18 now) and its not as bad as it used to be a couple years ago but still noticeable. I have researched it a bit and the only permanent way to get rid of them is through surgery. I might go to the doctor soon just to see if there are any other options. I have been doing chest workouts for months now so they arent too terrible, but it doset help that the fatty tissue is above the muslce covering it. You could compare my moobs to a female A cup.

>>35873337
That's not so bad
Hope it works out for you anon

>>35873360
Thanks anon, As for us i feel like we are the dudes that when someone sees us they find us odd at first but later learn that we aren't that bad because we know how to fit in. As apposed to when people see an average r9k tard in real life and immediatley identify them as a degenerate. We just know how to play both sides of the card atleast thats how i feel.

>>35872519
how severe was your social rejection?
I feel like I can get out of this avoidance but I can't relate with anyone

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>>35872693
because you types of people insist on flooding the board and bring the overall level of discussion down by a significant notch
get out norman
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>35872977
>le dead inside meme

do yourself and everyone else a favor and become dead on the outside too

k? tnx

A bit awkward as a preteen until you just got over it a year later is in no way a disqualifier for being a complete normalfag.

>>35873879
I spent most of my time at home reading books when I was younger and it was because of this (i believe) that I developed a weird way of talking
nobody wanted to hear what I had to say so I stopped trying
be careful anon
getting a social life honestly feels like losing a bit of yourself if you're introverted

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>>35872398
>I'm a robot with a normie social life AMA
Hi there! I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but Reddit is actually quite far removed conceptually from r9k. If you could do a little bit more reading on who we are and what it is that we do here BEFORE you post another thread, I'm sure we'd all appreciate it! Thanks anyway though, hope you have a great day!

shut the fuck up you normie scum

>>35873280
What if I have no idea how to fit in? It was always a huge problem for me.

>>35872398
you don't sound like robot, instead you sound like reddit.
>>35872519
>[...]after a few years of trial and error
tell me more