m-maybe I can be your gf tonight, anon?

>>35871730
is this a sexy lady or a giant cock?

>>35871997
i think you may be gay my friend

*eats your butt pear*

>>35872014
not if I self-insert as the pear

>>35872017
*suks you off*

>>35872041

*becomes diet cola*

>>35871730
Anymore kmore thicc fruit?

>>35872072
*rubs and caresses your balls*

>>35872092

*i was a straw*

>>35872113
*i was fone*

tfw want to fuck a fruit

>>35872017
>>35872041
>>35872072
>>35872092
>>35872113
>>35872130
Now this is what I call quality shitposting

>>35872130

*and I would call you*

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>>35871730
Nice pear. Any more attractive foods out there?

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I love this thread. Please continue

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>>35872030
>insert as the pear

>you'll never pear up

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>tfw no pear gf

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>tfw cheating with butt peach because insecure