>HEEEY ANON >*chuckle* what do

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>>35871187
Oh hey guys what's up

(Origami)

>>35871187
Some girls used to do this kind of shit in highschool.
I'm confident that they were making fun of me because no one knew or cared about me then.

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*blush*
h-hi girls

Hey, park bench.

yeah hi (proceed to walk away)

>>35871187
FUFUFUFUFCKK/spoiler hi

>>35871238
Your "confidence" implies your wish for someone to convince you otherwise, but the sad truth is you're right in your assessment that they were making fun of you.
Next you'll reply with "I know I'm right, I said I was confident" to which I'll respond by saying you're just putting up a tough front but deep down inside your heart sank to what you hope will be the bottom of that matter, so you can finally put a lid on it and never have to think about that again.

It's good to move on.

>>35871187
>coming home from Trainspotting 2 at my work
>bunch of black folks in the lobby
>no one else around
>one of them says "Hey I like your shoes"
>realize I'm wearing my shitty work shoes
>"Uh, thank you"
>"And your jacket"
>"thank you"
>"and your shirt, your hair, your everything"
>polite laugh from me
>autism walking out the door

Were they drunk? What possible motive could they have had? Did they just like seeing me uncomfortable?

>>35871662
They were asking for permission to rob you, you goddamn sperg.

well if they're referring to me by my name like that I'd prob stop and chat

>>35871187
mumble something and walk away

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>>35871187
>"hi, what exactly is it that you want?"

>>35871187
Glance over and say, "Hi, how are you?"

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>"BEGONE FOUL WENCH"

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>>35871187
>*chuckle*

she just sealed her fate desu

>>35871187
h-hey ladies

b-back that ass up

>>35871187
>*chuckle*
>not *giggle*

And I'd just turn around and say, "Hey, what's up?"

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>>35871187

Your whore magic doesn't work on me, you whores.

>>35871589
I know I'm right, I said I was confident
N-NANI !?

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>>35871187
why the fuck do girls 14+ now all wear 6in heels?

>>35874100
Because all the whores on television do it, and it means they can justify setting their height requirements to frankly absurd levels. Women really just wanna be whores now. Well, I mean, women ALWAYS wanted to be whores, but now they can get away with it, so they do.

>>35874100
Are you upset you'll never get to fuck them?

>>35871187
>13 years old
>at public library using computer cause i dont have one
>2 girls pull this routine on me
>eventually just start asking what they want
>literally keep giggling as im trying to talk to them
>eventually get up and wait in the entrance for my mom to pick me up
>they follow me there and continue to giggle at me

im 26 now and i still dont know what they meant by this

>>35871187
Ignore them like the backstabbing bullying sluts they are.

stuff hand crassly down the front of my pants

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>>35871187

It is an invitation to you to come over and introduce yourself.
They have given you an opening and the burden is now upon you to make the next move.
Take this opportunity to show off to them your self-confidence by boldly walking up to them, introducing yourself and asking them questions in an attempt to get to know them and to work out their desires (that you can fulfil ;)

At least that's the theory, never done it :(

>>35871187
Talk to them ffs! Beta male problems...

Hi girls ! How much for the complete service ? :)

"wow you girls really know how to dress sexy"
>they giggle and laugh
"so listen, how about i take both of you for a drink?"

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>>35875473
you gonna take 14 year old for a fuckin drink?

>>35875566
If she's 14 Then so am I.

>>35871187
>hands get sweaty
>start breathing heavy
>"HI"
>speedwalk away

>>35871187
>what do
RUN

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>>35871187
>tfw that has happened to me several times, specially in high school.
Now that I think about it I never spilled my pastae, I just said hello and look away. No one seemed to think I was an autist for that, maybe they were mocking me, yes, but at least the mockery ended just after what I said.

>>35875740

You spilled your pasta.

>>35871187
>high heels
>high dress/pants/skirt
>high self esteem
notmytype.filetype

>>35876152
give a cheeky chuckle back at them then proceed to invite them over to my my place for a drink and a smoke in hopes of them getting paralytic so that i could have some REAL fun with them

>>35874771
im waiting for the collapse. ive already had as young as 12 year olds hit on me. even the NEETiest of NEETS and the SPERGiest of SPERGS can get a young GF. almost anything impresses them.

>>35871187
go to the nearest toilet and fap