name a movie that fits this board better protip: you can't :-)

>>35868625
>tfw no friendship built around having superpowers

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>>35868625
fite me nigga

>>35868625
>normies with powers
yawn

>>35868625
>There will never be a sequel that matches the first one

fuck

>>35868672
Pretty much this movie.mostvrobots are rich, spoiled fags who'll fall apart without mommy or daddy

>tfw that's your favorite movie even though you know it's not that good
>tfw its basically all you've ever wanted (minus Andrew going crazy at the end)
I just want a couple friends to get superpowers with me and fly around the world together, goddamn it.

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ezpz

classic

>>35868744
Did you read the Martyr script? I'm sure you could find it with a simple google search. It's not as good as chronicle but its an amusing read

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Some poor acting in the beginning but their devotion to Dagon is like our devotion to pepe.

I doubt hollywood will ever make a decent Lovecraftian movie.

>>35868752
Good movie, but doesn't really make me think of robots, besides the whole never getting the girl thing. But that was ok, cause he had Manny.

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That's alot of loyalty for a hired shill

>>35868802
seems pretty robot to me

he was trapped on a an island disconnected, suicidal and delusional, far from society

when in reality he was just in the woods behind the suburbs the whole time

>>35868752
Thanks for not saying the name, so I had to imagesearch to find out what it is. Swiss Army Man

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>>35868625
AYO HOL UP
>hangs out with Chad and his robot friend
SO U BE SAYIN....
>befriends robot too
WHATCHU SAYIN IS
>ignores red flags of robot being unstable, and dangerous
WE BE SUPERPOWERED N SHIT?
>dies from robot being an ungrateful shithead who ignored his attempts at friendship and would rather shitpost on /r9k/ how shitty his life is and how much he hates his dad

>>35869094

Never be a black guy with super powers, unless you get out of there super fast IMMEDIATELY after you get them, because you always, always die for ignoring obvious red flags.

>>35868716
>implying

mc is robot incarnate

Movie is basically what would happen if a robot was given ultimate power to take revenge on society as he sees fit

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I couldn't stop thinking about r9k and tg while watching it.

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>>35868625
It would fit robots who browse /tv/ mostly

>>35868747
>it's not that good

nigga what you talking about

shit has 85% on RT

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>>35869222
>what would happen if a robot was given ultimate power to take revenge on society
>killed fewer people than elliot
i don't think so tim

>>35869244

>implying RT is a valid judge of anything

Quoting RT is basically admitting you can't form your own opinion man.

>>35869774

Sounds about right, even with super powers he's STILL not as good as Chad.

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perec nig

>>35868625
FIGHT CLUD

>>35869774
>implying that isn't perfectly accurate

Even while wielding supreme power a robot is still a impotent cuck

>>35869891
this


originalcommentfuckthisshit

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>>35868625
Winnar here

>>35868625
>I am le apex predator normies watch out :p

edginess aside this was a good and charming movie.

>>35870081
FUC i try to pretend that part never jappened

>>35870074

>he gets some used up roastie single mom whore g-milf because her daughter is emulating the same stupid bullshit that landed her in that position in the first place
>she was more upset about being a grandma than being a single mom who didn't have a sound plan for anything until some rich-in-toys beta came along to provide her with something other than the cock

Frighteningly accurate and also depressing as shit.

>gets ultimate power
>still dies a virgin
>still gets fucked over by chad


Honestly I wouldn't be surprised to find out a robot wrote the movie

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This one hits way too uncomfortably close to home for me.

For folks like us, it's one of those "suicide is the answer" movies....lest we overstay our time on this planet.

>>35870146
Honestly the edginess and the shaky-cam actually really came together to show how Andrew(?) was disconnecting. Couldn't stand his real life, used the camera elliot-roger style to show him off as a superior gentleman despite his self-hatred, and tried to bring about the day of retribution.

>>35870191
>when his eyes bleeded

Scared the shit out of me when I was a kid.

>>35870074
Andy is a normalfag-friendly 'loser' character. He's dorky in a charming way and has attracted women. Realistically he wouldn't be a virgin.

>>35870191
>"suicide is the answer"
I think you just sold me on this movie anon XD

>>35870324
Enjoy your depression.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfFYUzM7H4Y

>>35870324
>>35870584
Actually, I think this is the complete version.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isaNQhsoO1E

It's a very creepy depressing movie about a creepy guy who want to be normal.

....just like /r9k/

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Because u people are not healthy.

>>35870702

implying

bateman was a chad

>>35870702
Bateman was mentally healthier than most of this board. At least he could function in normal society.

....even if he was a hallucinating pillhead.

>>35869827
But anon, in the movie there's a scene where he rips chads teeth out.

>>35868625
>robot
>friends
Wow jee it smells like normie in here

>>35871028
They only became his friends after they gained god like powers

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I'm sure more than one person on this board has had similar fantasies.

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This movie has a killer robot in it....

>>35870989

No matter what you do to Chad, he's always better than you, and always was.

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Believe it or not, this children's movie is actually worth the watch; the entire film is about existentialism.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqT2uOa1-d0

>>35869222
Most robots would go immediately to killing people. And he does try to fit in with the normalfags and almost fucks the chick. Robots would just go kill the normalfags.

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Ya'll niggas never seen zero day? Granted it is just a school shooting movie, but damn it is realistic. The ending is GOAT.

>>35872241
Most robots would try and fit in. You people aren't nearly as individual as you pretend to be. If given the chance you'd do the same.

>>35872266
This was good but I wish it went more into the reasons they did it / how much or little they were robots. The blond guy even had a girlfriend. I guess a point of the film was that there's often no reason, though.

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It's about an autistic kid who gets bullied and finds love in a video game but ditches her when he finally sees her. What a faggot am I right?

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>>35868625
Chad always wins at the end, as shown with Ichabod Crane

>>35869094
This all could have been avoided if the nigger had just gone to kfc instead.

donald darko

>>35872767
XD clever! Do you have a writer or are you just this smart?

>>35872266
This movie and the security camera shooting scene is actually better than the real life columbine, except one is entirely fictional and the other actually happened.

>>35871028
Matt was his cousin who kinda just felt sorry for him and Steve was nice enough of a guy to not be treat Andrew with the same disdain he other students showed. They only became close friends after the powers, and that may have been due to the fact that their minds were now connected

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>>35869237
in this vein. Zero Day.

If suicide is your thing watch pic related

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Not a movie per say but this video makes me think of robots.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYYdQB0mkEU

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Is every single one of you a stupid retard with no culture?

Probably

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>>35872514
>tfw watched this movie in HS
>people knew I had aspergers
Not a bad movie though.

BEN X IK BEN NIKS

>>35875215
The MC is a total normalfag who can talk to girls easily. Don't see why people bring this movie up.

>>35875279
>the MC is a normalfag
I have no idea what you saw, he is the robot of robots

>>35875346
>talks to girls easily
>had a normal job
>not a virgin by the looks of it
>pretty damn alpha
Just because he's discontent w/ society doeen't mean he is a robot.

>>35875374
>talks to girls easly
He tries to talk to girls but he sucks at it. The first girl he talks to ignore him, the main just thinks he is normal at first, then realise he is a fucking autistic.
>normal job
In the first scene of the movie is said to be a job for outcast
>probably not a virgin/chad
He says he was alone his all life and fail in every social interaction during the whole movie

Why don't you watch the movie for real next time?

>>35875466
Sorry for the awful english

>There are people here who haven't seen "The Bridge".

Its about suicide jumpers and the San Francisco Golden Gate Bridge. Preddy gud.

Also that documentary about that guy who lived with bears and eventually was killed by one is pretty good. Guy was literally an autistic furry but back then no one knew or understood what the fuck that was or even existed. Preddy gud if you like seeing an autist let he freak flag fly.

>>35875466
It's been a while so you might be right.

Didn't he get discharged and had to walk in to some employment office?

About the girls you're wrong, he was still too confident and even had a few dates.

If he said he was alone I might have missed that but I still don't think he's a robot. I'm well aware making an actual robot movie would be boring but I don't see him as a robot in the same way the MC from MR. Robot isn't a robot.

It's just hard for me to see why he is a robot. He's way too involved in social circles and I remember him being involved in some political rally.


I'll watch the movie again today. Maybe I'm wrong.

>>35870942
HE DIDNT HALLUCINATE KILLING PEOPLE. THE STORY IS ABOUT NARCISSISM AND HOW PEOPLE CAN BE SO FULL OF THENSELVES THAT THEY DONT EVEN RECOGNIZE OR GIVE A SHIT SOMEONE IS A PSYCOPATHIC SERIAL MURDERER. READ THE BOOK. REEEEEE

I also forgot to mention Malcolm McDowells first major acting role. The 1968 classic film "If..."

Because fuck society. (I probably super botched his name)

>>35870324
and hurry up with that suicide for using xD

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>>35868625
>pro tip you cant

Sure, I can. And will.

>>35875574
This, Im not the usual fag to say READ THA BOOK BRO, but there's nothing like reading psychopathic 2-5 page tangents about the subtle intricacies of stereos and music artists.

>>35871220
You realize that if chronicle wasn't a kids movie, Chad would have been turned to literal ground beef right?

>>35870081
All three of those kids were pussy.
Normals are the least impressive type of human being imaginable
>that powerful
>not meditating and refining abilities
>not gaining am sense of particles to start changing atomic bonds and structures
Fucking retarded normals man I hate 'em

>>35869867
This is actually an underrated post.

>>35876596
>beef
>literal

Ima Boku Wa

brutally depressing movie about a hikki in japan

>>35868625
Murder by numbers is kay.

The movie powder just because.

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This one right here boys

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>>35876289
i'm pretty sure this is what the average r9k poster looks and acts like

>>35868625
>People say I look like the guy from this file

I'm ugly right?

>>35876841
Did you even see the movie?
Orig

>>35868625
That guy wasted his potential. He had friends, he had powers but he lost all of that due to rage (which I don't blame him for having, but rather blame him for not addressing to his buddies)

He could have talk to them and then nobody would have needed to die

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I'd add this to the list

>>35868625

The Wall (pink floyd'a movie from album of same name).

About the decay and rot that inevitably follows self imposed social isolation.

> And the worms ate into his brain.

>>35876985
Actually yes I did see the movie? Your point?

>>35870702
this is pepecore not robotcore

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>>35876837
i wanted to watch this but cant find it anywhere online at all

pissed me the fuck off

>>35877092
>virgin
>manlet
>fat
>wagecuck
>stubborn
>lives with mom
>fucked up fetishes
>small dick

That guy is everything beeing a robot stands for.

>>35869867
apart from not being a virgin and having friends this is about as close as you can get to a real robot movie

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>>35870642
Thank you senpai, I needed that. Only dreams now...

>>35868625
Elliot Rodger watched this movie.

>>35876645
>not jerking off with telekinesis

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>>35872266
if this was real they (especially the blond twink) would become insanely popular. Possibly even more so than Columbine.

>>35877228
PR0JECTI0N THE P0ST

>>35872241
I would contain myself until I can control more my powers and be like a demi-god.

The guy just did snap too soon.

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>>35870191
>I get it now
>I have to shoot myself

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>>35868625
most of you are manchildren so it still fits