Blackbot Feels thread

>>35866066
black people can't be robots, your black privilege prevents you from claiming such things

>>35866066

Go buy a 40oz and shoot some random nigger, Tyrone.

Also dubs get

>>35866066
ITT:
we're black.

Ay nigga yo waddup?

AYOOOOOOO
HOL UP
*smacks lips*
HOL UP
U TRYNA TELL ME,
U TRYNA INFER, NIGGA,
DAT U TRYNA EXPLAIN TO ME,
DAT
DAT WE WUZ KAAAANGZ N SHIEEET?

ALL RIGHT NIGGERS AND WHITEKEKS LINE UP FOR THE GLORIOUS GETS
DUBS GETS THE RAREST OF PEPES EVER SEEN

>>35866099
I disagree.
Black people can suffer from roboticism much worse than whites because at the end of the day when we can't meet the standards society expects us to live up to, we are immediately outcasts on both sides. Blacks want nothing to do with you if you aren't some ripped athelete that can sing and dance and have a 9 inch horse cock and whites want nothing to do with you because you don't act like the cool blacks they see in their movies and video games.

>>35866164
>>35866188
>>35866203
No you are not.
You're just some bored autistic and racist white/asian kid

>>35866241
I AIN'T AUTISTIC N SHIEEEET
UR FUCKING RAYCISS MAAAAN.

U TRYNA TELL ME,
AYOOOOOO.
HOL UP,
U TRYNA TELL ME,
I'M SOME WITEY N SHIEET?

FUCKING RAYCISSS NATZI.

WOOOOOOOORLD STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

>>35866210
yes, but you can get a woman MUCH more easy than a white can because of the stereotype that all blacks have a large penis... which is why it's black privilege

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>>35866066

this. fat white girls are unbelievably brave when talking to black guys. i have literally had fat white girls get in my face about not paying attention to them. i'm not even into white girls like that. holy shit.

>>35866241
NIGGA WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT RACE KEK TRANSCENDS RACE
NOW ROLL FOR A RARE PEPE MOTHERKEKER

>>35866260
WITEY GO AWAY

U RAYCISSS N SHIEEEEEEEEEET

TRYNA MAKES US SLAVES N SHIEEEEET
WE WUZ KANGZ
U HEARD DAT?
WE WUZ KANGZ N MOFUCKIN SHIEET.

U TRYNA ENSLAVE ME NOW?
AFTER U WITEYS WERE LIVIN IN CAVES AND WE HAD PYRAMIDS N SHIEET?

RAYCISSSSSSSSSSSS

DUBS GETS RARE PEPE FROM MY RARE PEPE COLLECTION.

ROLL ROLL ROLL.

>>35866259
Dude were you laughing when you typed this? You KNOW this isnt true. WOMEN GO FOR WHITE WAY BEFORE BLACK MEN

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>>35866256
>>35866270
>>35866292

This is so cringy god
It would be hilarious if people like you got exposed irl for the shit you say on here. Like somehow your family found these posts and everyone at your uni found them too. You would get the shit beat out of you every day by both whites and blacks

Smacking your peepee around to pics of sows with large dumpers won't increase your T.

>>35866319
ROLL I NEED MORE PEPE FOR MY SACRIFICE TO KEK
please Kek all mighty grant me this rare pepe so I can worship you with It

>>35866333
trips, give the damn pepe

>>35866066
>be me
>mixed race black dad/white mom
>5'10.5" 155lbs
>play on rugby team in my local town
>enough people that we regularly have two teams (div 1 and div 2) to play on the weekends
>be the only black guy on the team
>constantly get jokes tossed my way about being a halfie/negro
>only keep playing rugby because I love the game
>always known as "the black guy" at any events the club throws

Fuckin' hell

>>35866358

he's asian or black larping as a white guy who hates blacks who is black but larps as a white or asian

>>35866333
waste of trips baka

fr though you cant be THIS insecure

>>35866358

>bunch of autists memeing in some silly thread

Man, this is some horrible stuff.

>>35866358
MY MAMA WAS A BLACK WOMAN MAAAN
U TRYNA BE RACIST AND SHIEEET?

U BE A FUCKIN WITEY.
NOT VALUING BLACK CULTURE N SHIEET

>be me
>tyrone
>be in the hood bustin caps n shieet
>cops roll up.
>tell em to fuck off cuz dey be witeyz n shieet
>dey shoot me
>sue my state for 10 billion watermellons
????
PROFIT.

>>35866260
For some reason they believe that black men love fat white girls, which I guess is reasonable since a lot of them will fuck a landwhale even if she's white and think she's a 10/10.

I, however, am not one those. I love women that are very toned and lean or if they have wide hips but that's where I draw the line.

>>35866437
AYOOOO
I LIKE DEM WITE WOMMINZ TOO.

WANNA BUST A CAP IN A WITE BOIS ASS, Y'KNOW WAT IM SAYIN N SHIEET?

DASSS RYTE.
DEN GON FUCK SOME BITCHES N SHIEET AYOOOOOOOOOO

WOOOOOORLD STAAAAAAAAAAAAR

>>35866259
Lol you don't actually believe this horse shit do you?

Most white women irl don't find black men attractive at all, stop watching so much fucking cuckold porn, its warping your sense of reality.

The truth is, white men are desired more by women of all races and its actually much easier for them to get laid since they have more variety. You're probably that asian guy from reddit

>>35866270

>NOW ROLL FOR A RARE PEPE MOTHERKEKER

I laughed

>>35866478
>>35866434
Look at this tripfag lmao
Just want to point out what a waste of space this guy is. Like no one except yourself thinks you're funny

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>be blackbot
>every expects you to be chad
>family, normies, etc
>just a socially retarded brainlet, and want to be left alone
>but they never leave me alone
>chads would call me oreo for acting too white
>normies in general would come over and smoke weed with me
>white girls would be all over my dick and try to get with me
>10 girls asking me out every week, shits rough
>decide one day to sell drugs on the street because lol who cares
>some racist cop shoots me
fuck man, i hate being black and a robot.
who else understands this pain

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>>35866270

ROLLEX ROLLIE POLLEY

>>35866529
>>>implying it's a tripcode.
>implying i'm not just using a name.

AYOOOOOO HOL UP NIGGA

>>35866549
Apply yourself next time.
You gave yourself away with halfway through

>>35866549
That's pretty bad desu, can relate.
What is it with white girls and them being obsessed with us?

>>35866529

>caring about some silly autists having fun on a Cantonese Duck Marinating SMS Group

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Roll for rare pepe, guys.
Dubs gets something from collection.

Pic is not rare, just a sample.

>>35866528
I did too xD xD lmao
Organic is good

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>>35866066
Whites anger me, the do slavery bigger than any other race ever did

>so what?

Blackbots complain just as whitebots do

>blackbots dont deserve to cry and feel pain

>majority of 4chan is anti-black and yells OOGABOOGA

>deal with it nigger

Like what the fuck, white people treat us and all minorities like trash day in and out and you get mad when we retailate?

>>35866529
>heheh look at this tripfag waste of space
>despite me also being a waste of space
nice going

>>35866333
Trips of truth.
Leave now autistic asian larpers

>>35866620
AYOOOOO
DAQUAN, HOL UP.
U TRYNA SAY,,

U TRYNA SAYM

WE WUZ MINORITIES N SHIEEET?

>>35866606
ROLLER BLADES MILKSHAKE GIMME THAT PEPE YOU CUK

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>>35866066
Hakuna Matata, my name is Jumbo Gumbo

I'm a 27 year old American Afriboo(African fan for you white devils). I draw with berries and maggots on my stone tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior African games. (Starving to death, Aids, Mudball)

I train with my bo staff every day, this superior weapon can't cut clean through anything because it's a stick, and is vastly inferior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my bo staff license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak mouth clicking fluently, both Ooga and Booga dialects, and I don't write fluently as Africans never invented a written language. I know everything about African history and their tribal codes, which I follow 100%

When I get my African visa, I am moving to the Congo to not attend a prestigious college because there isn't one. I hope I can make it to age 50!

I don't own any clothes, so I don't wear anything around town. I want to get used to walking around butt naked before I move to Africa, so I can fit in easier. I make clicking noises and rape my elders and seniors as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Africa!

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>>35866666
HOLY JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY.

>>35866066
Its funny that you made this, you are so naive. Might as well make a thread saying you like chicken and watermelon.

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>>35866666
GIVE UP THE PEPE MOTHERFUCKER

>>35866666
THE ULTIMATE
6 GET
WOOOOOWZER

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>>35866666
FUCKING EBIN GET.

KEK IS ON YOUR SIDE, ANON.

>>35866676
Good luck in Africa, Jumbo Gumbo

>Around blacks, never relax

>>35866358

Could happen, House just voted to quash Net Neutrality.

The contents of your posts are now legally accessible and for sale thru your ISP.

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>>35866694
I just forgot that even on /r9k/, blackbots are at an even lower caste system than whitebots.
I think were even valued beneath fembots.
silly me

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>>35866620
ooga booga
if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if ah if if if if if if if if if if if if um if if if if if if if if if if if if um if if if if yes
okie doke

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THANK YOU KEK FOR BLESSING ME WITH THESE LEGENDARY GETS TONIGHT
WITH THE HELP OF THESE I SHALL REEEEEEEEEEEE ALL NORMIES AND ROASTIES OUT OF MY HOME
AMEN BROTHERS

>mfw you're maymaying epic maymays :D
>entire thread gets riled up into fucking /pol/.

>mfw these fucks post "white people things", on their twitters.
>make epic maymay on gangsta shit.
>RACIST.

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>>35866666
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>35866746
Go back to tumblr you faggot blacks are gods irl and online now. I bet you wear stuff with floral patterns and wear visors like tyler the creator. Go away i meet people like you every day youre annoying.

>>35866754
>>35866662
Exactly my point and why I wouldnt mind murdering a fucking cracker to get even for all the shit you people ever did to our black race and all minority races.

Whites are the only problem this earth ever had and I hate you people entirely. No fucking joke I would fuck you up if I knew you in real life and you said this shit to me you fucking white pieces of filth. A white dude just murdered a black guy who did nothing so I feel we should return the favor.

Fuck you and your entire race you disgusting white pale alien assholes. I have a hatred for you

>>35866792
Not every black person is some cool rapper or ripped football player little guy.
If we don't live up to those standards we end up having it worse than even most autistic whitebot.

>>35866666

FUCKING SICK CUNT

KEK HAS SPOKEN

>>35866821
obvious bait....
Stop talking to yourself little man and go back to /r/tiger
Thread is over

how do i deal with having a black gf

t. white guy

>>35866746
blacks, like any race, has people that can be cool. OP is a ghetto nigga though

>>35866821
>this is why white people hate you oftentimes :D

>makes thread about being black on 4chan,
>someone makes meme greentext.
>"AYOO I WANT TO FUCKING KILL ALL THE WHITES".
>mfw

>>35866259
>you can get a woman MUCH more easy than a white can because of the stereotype that all blacks have a large penis
This only works if you're a living meme who dabs and is the life of the party, with no worries and is always smiling and/or supremely confident.
If you aren't, they'd much rather be dating white dudes.

>>35866858
Well no shit, but its pretty ridiculous to say something like blacks can't be robots when the opposite is true.
Also, how do you know if i'm ghetto? Most ghetto people I know have no idea 4chan even exists let alone have any idea about shit like robots.

>>35866829
thats not what im saying what im trying to say is that at university tumblr is the most popular website for kids there. tumblr is known for their victim complex where they talk about being oppressed because of their race or gender so it attracts a lot of blacks and white girls. So then when they get to university, they think that they need to get back at white men and bully them and ostracize them. you don't even go through pain everyday like i did and still do sometimes, your only problem is girls you don't like talking to you? are you trolling?

>>35866898
>Also, how do you know if i'm ghetto? Most ghetto people I know have no idea 4chan even exists let alone have any idea about shit like robots.

please delete this thread, this is a disgrace you are an embarrassment.

>>35866821
Koko the gorilla has a tested IQ between 70 and 95 on a human scale. The average IQ of blacks is around 85." http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2011/08/pictures/110805-rise-planet-apes-movie-science-chimps-gorillas-tools/#close

>>35866952
You are on /r9k/ you stupid fuck don't get holier than thou with me.

Don't throw stones when you live in a glass house

>>35866984
no you're trying to make a distinction between yourself and "ghetto people" and say you're better than them, or "at least i'm not...."

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>>35866934
advanced shirley timple

>>35867029
I never made any distinction like that, just stated facts.

You're the one that clearly misinterpreted my post and are putting words in my mouth.

You sound really insecure my man, just saiyan.

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>>35867052
yea ok we get it you don't want fat white girls you want skinny ones.

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>>35866066
ALL I WANT IS THIN GIRLS

JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

>>35867087
The door's that-a-way elliot
Thanks for playing, but unfortunately you are the weakest twink.

>>35867081
no you're trying to say that "ghetto people" don't have a conscious and "couldn't understand 4chan" it's just gross, you need to respect your own people.

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>>35866666
SIXGET
I
X
G
O
D

>>35867110
So saying that the average ghetto person has no idea 4chan exists somehow correlates to not having any respect in my own people...?

With every new post you make, you just sound like every asshurt black person I meet irl that has a problem with the way i act just because it doesn't correspond with how they think a black guy should act.

Get over yourself, and quit putting words in my mouth you fucking toddler. The older you get, the more you realize that not even blacks have respect for their own people.
You are dismissed.

>>35866066
I see what you mean op kek

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>>35866746
>I think were even valued beneath fembots.
Of course.

They just ask females for nudes before ostracizing them out.
We offer nothing my guy.

>>35867171
you're just making it even worse don't spread hate you're just reinforcing what other white people who actually are racist want to think. you are going to hurt yourself trying to side with the whites, only to find they don't see you as human. luckily for you im not one of those people so its not going to happen today

>>35866210
As a guy who generally looks at black people and sees mostly normal blacks in real life who are totally fine, but regards the violent crime committers as niggers, I think you opened my mind a little bit more in some way. I wish you the best.

>>35867171
is this what you want?
>>35867228
"hes not like the other ones, hes one of the good ones" maybe he'll give you a cookie

>>35866099
>your black privilege prevents

What privilege?

>inb4 muh affirmative action
Or that we can say the n word

>>35867219
>>35867258

Lol when have I ever said I wanted to side with whites?
In my OP post, I expressed my disgust with their women.

Its blacks like you, that are so antagonistic to blackbots like me. Groups are so polarized these days, theres no where for us to really "side" with. We are forever stuck in the middle where no one wants anything to do with us.

>>35867322
im not black im white lol my best friend for 10 years that i met in freshman year of high school drug deals my friend just got out of jail but i didn't fill up his commissary because he had an assault on minor/elderly does that mean i shouldn't respect whites either?

>>35867322
I suggest moving to Liberia

>>35867391
Sorry, but its going to suck no matter where I go.
Wasn't lucky enough to be born white so I can't go to a random country and be worshipped like a god.

>>35866066
Obese white girls know black males will usually fuck anything in the world, and they have no other options because a white dude wouldn't touch then with a 10 foot pole.

>>35866066
>That thiccness

Damn, and she probably dates solely within the race.

>>35866066
>when its easier to get thirsty obese white girls than women from your own race
>Just because im black doesn't mean I automatically want to fuck every fat white girl I meet no questions asked, FUCK OFF

Fuck man, I feel you. I fuck these white bitches out of necessity. I wish I could get a qt, fit black girl, but all the good ones either want super Tyrone or BWC

>>35866358
Wow it's been a while since I've seen a faggot as big as you on /r9k/.

>>35867488

aYOO, Hhol up nigga

u tryna TELL ME
Y TRYNA INFER TO ME, NIGGA,
*smacks lips*
U TRYNA EXPLAIN TO ME
*collects welfare*
DAT, U SAYIN DAT,
*robs bank*
WE WUZ,
*snorts*
KANGZ N SHIEEEEEEET?

>black
Accidentally think im racist.
Disengaged from people intrinsically.
Friendship and interaction is taxing to me.

Raised black.
Averse to weak characteristics like men using words like "cute" (writing it out creates a subtle change in my face)
Men joking about being actual pedophiles or glorifying burdensome feminine behavior. Naturally visually annoyed by colorful effeminate anime posters.

Remember the majority are white here.
Attach this behavior to a composite face from all the posters ive seen here attentionwhore.
Talk back to parents, feel entitled to things.
Read stories about you guys destroying things your family worked hard for and not having your father AND mother want to retaliate with considerable harm and force.

We live in two different worlds.

But my avoidant, jaded character is percieved as stronger for some reason.
Maybe it is.

I don't know how to end this post.

Dis be pretty gud thred n shieeet

wite bois get rekt n SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
ZOZZLE WHITE BOIS BTFO

WE FUCK UR WOMMINZ
WE FUCK UR TEENAGERS
WE FUC EBERYTHING

AYOOOOOO
WORLD STAAAAAAAAAAAR

>>35867486
Probably not, I love curvy black women with big butts like that, they're very receptive to white men it's just that most think we won't like them, and to be honest I don't like most black women, they have to have a particular face and body type for me to be attracted. But when they're face down with that round black ass rocking there's nothing better.

Booga booga 1 2 3
ooga booga look at me
wite womminz i desire,
bust caps dis rap is on fire
fuck da police fuck dem good,
but i wish i could afford food.

>>35866666
HOLY SHIT!!

KEK INHABITS THIS THREAD!!!

Ebola ebola can't u see
ebola ebola for u and me

wite bois dont get ebola, no
only ooga booga hoes

dis wite bois gon make me mad
but 'dem banterz are so bad

wite bois wite bois i will kill
bust some caps into cops named phil

>>35867652
AYO nigguh hol up hol up... u sayin yous gonna fucc mah hoes n sheit?

MuthaFUCK you nigga ima bust a cap in ya ass bitch

>>35867778
aYOOO
hol up, im a nigga more den u
u tryna tell me,
AYO, u moFUKA tryna tell me dat U gon be some more nigga den me?
u tryna tech me ebonic n shieet mon?

u tryna be a nigga when u relly a wite boi dem son
u one fuckin cracka im a pop a cap in yo ass nigga
dis nigga thinks his nigga-lookin booty be nigga n shiet when hes a wite boi
bitchass mofucka

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>Live in a predominantly white area
>White people in school and uni:
>Touching my hair without asking
>Commenting about race with some joke they're never the first to have made
>Had a cute asian gf for a few weeks but it went to shit because white people we live with at uni kept making dumb comments
>Me: "Hey could you not-"
>"ANON WHY IS IT ALWAYS ABOUT RACE WITH YOU YOU'RE BEING THE ANGRY BLACK GUY"

I can't be the only one to know this feel

>>35867715
Reverse image searching eventually leads you to an instagram page of a woman that may or may not be her. Anyway who ever it is is thicc and looks to have mixed race kids.

>>35867846
>Commenting about race with some joke they're never the first to have made

Elaborate

Gimme gimme chicken tendies, Be they crispy or from Wendys. Spend my hard-earned good-boy points, on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints. Mummy lifts me to the car, To find me tendies near and far. Enjoy my tasty tendie treats, in comfy big boy booster seats. McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's, But of my tendies none remains. She tries to make me take a nappy, But sleeping doesn't make me happy. Tendies are the only food, That puts me in the napping mood. I'll scream and shout and make a fuss, I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss! Tendies are my heart's desire, Fueled by raging, hungry fire. Mummy sobs and wails and cries, But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries. My good-boy points were fairly earned, To buy the tendies that I've yearned. But there's no tendies on my plate! Did mummy think that I'd just ate? "TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW, YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!" I screech while hurling into her eyes, My foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper surprise. For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers: Never forget my chicken tenders. p

>>35866573
eh, you're not funny regardless.

>>35867846
you probably are, you fucking normie

>>35866358
fucking kek, if only

>>35866953
lol I've seen this already who cares, I already know my race is shit.
>>35866821
I hate it when people like you make posts like these. It's probably shitty b8, but you still fall into the trap of acting like a typical nigger with anger issues how do you not see this.

>>35866256
ayyyy B whatc u sayinn cuhh,,. y is uo bein a fckin wastemanz .ayyyo shieettt worldstrrrrrrrrr

>>35866210
>whites want nothing to do with you because you don't act like the cool blacks they see in their movies and video games.
>he thinks whites want him to act more niggerly

>>35866210
If you can't live up to the standards that society has for you then you need to leave this country. I'm completely fucking serious. Every standard that a white man has is automatically lowered for a black man. All you need to do is be a decent white person. If that's too hard, then like I said, get the fuck out.