SMURF VILLAGE

I'll be NEET smurf
its not like there's any women here anyway
might as well stick with what i know

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>>35865980
Skills
>don't annoy people since I avoid them
Hobbies
>vidya
>reading
>writing
Dream
>to make a famous vidya game

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>>35865980
>archery, hunting and bread making
c-can I make meat pies?

>>35866008
But smurfanon
the only female smurf was created by Gargamel
us smurfs dont need smurf vaginas to make smurf babies.
Now go pick some smurfberries, you'll feel better knowing that the smurf village values your contribution.

>>35866045
sounds like we have a smurfing inventor among us, we'll have to put your skills and aspirations to good use!
>>35866057
Of course,my fellow smurf! you can start as soon as you're ready!

>>35865980
skills:
I can play badminton relatively well
interests:
comics and vidya
dreams:
get rich/have friends

>>35866249
We're putting you in coach role for the morning exercises, us smurfs must stay in shape, a healthy smurf is a happy smurf! We're all friends in our tiny smurf village, it's how we survive!

>>35866119

I honestly hope that new smurf movie has the new waifu smurfs being some sort of elaborate trap by gargamel, who's finally stepping his fucking game up.

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>>35866422
we're going to poison that bald fuckers well so he drops dead, now back to berry picking you lazy smurf!

Ahmed Smurf here

I lived 12 years in Britain and I have a cool club you can join. If not I have a really cool knife. And gun. And Toyota Tacoma.

Allahu ackbar

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>Stealth Smurfin'

>>35866586
Sounds like you should drive at Gargamel in full speed whilst yelling "smurf ackbar"!

>>35865980
I'll be the fishing/sea-dog smurf.
Skills
>sailing/boating
>fishing
>cooking seafood for friends
Hobbies
>fishing
>vidya
Dream
>nothing specifically...probably finding buried treasure or some shit since I'm the sailor guy

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remember that time when a smurf rose to power and became the smurf king, started throwing his political ennemies in prison and plunged the smurf society into civil war

what a badass story that was

>>35866057

I was about to say good luck only hunting mice, but since I forgot for a second they're so tiny(smurfs) they'd probably be an actual good meat source if they could capture a few alive and get a mousie pig farm going.
I wouldn't mind doing that for smurf village, it'd save on this guy's overall labor and being able to teach more guys the hunting and cooking skill would be way more valuable.

>>35866641
Into the smurf scouting/lookout regiment you go!
>>35866686
Ah, now that's what I like, a smurf who knows what he wants, and brings variety to the dining table, welcome!

>>35866755
A practical thinker smurf, you'll fit the role perfectly! The younger smurfs need a good teacher to hand down our smurf skills.

I excel in critical thinking, planning and persuasion.

>>35867284
smurf scouting organizer it is!

Im borderline smurf

Skills
>manipulation
>lying
>secretive behavior
>crying

Interests
>being better than others
>attention

Hobbies
>being in a relationship
>basing my entire personality off other smurfs but convincingly

Dreams
>finding true love
>finding myself

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Uh hi
ive hunted with my father since i was young so im good with a bow and rifle alike. Im also good at getting people to do their jobs.
I play video games and write, Also i work on my firearms

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helo papi smurf :)
>skills
leading, commanding, problem solving, observing
>interests
politics, history, culture, war
>dreams
become a politician and powerful leader
pls make me the Fuhrer of the smurf village :)))))