That ONE memory

Was fucked by an older dude for 20$ while i was drunk. Im a dude aswell.

>>35864723
Griffith?

originargi

I was talking to Stacey and her friends back in HS and whatever came out of my mouth weirded her out so after that I always thought of something to say first before opening my mouth

>kindergarten
>abusive parents
>kindergarten teacher starts pushing down the trash to make more space
>flashback to my dad yelling at my sister not to do that, got very violent and lots of yelling/shoving
>tell mrs. holt that my dad said not to do that at my house
>she replies all bitchy at me that "well we're not AT your house"
>forever shaken and can't talk to teachers at all

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>>35864072
>On bus
>7th grade
>Friend keeps grabbing my man tits, weird as fuck and annoying
>Finally want him to stop
>"WHAT IF I JUST GRABBED YOUR COCK??"

>ENTIRE FUCKING BUS HEARS

>>35864913
That's originally alpha as fuck, anon

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>>35864913

What IF you grabbed his cock?

World of endless possibilities, anon.

>>35864847
kek

hgjghg

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>be me in 9th grade
>was a ponyfag
>cute girl approaches me
>I start talking to her about it
>she finds the first chance she gets to make an excuse and leave

>>35864072
Cant rwmber.
Repressed them.
Only get snippets.

I see popular black people.
A girl with s bloody nose
A baseball field
Its dusk

Theres a classroom
A cafeteria
A playground

Its all jammed together and it all feels dark and angry without clarity.
I just remember details really specific

Itd like how I imagine a person without training would use the animus

I remembered it the other day but thankfully my mind made me forget it again.

A girl obsessed with me for an entire year and I did nothing.

It's not humiliating, just painful.

>>35866815 here telling the story.

>cute brown haired pale skin girl started to like me a lot
>at first she just flirts shyly from a distance
>she realises this isn't getting my attention, so she gets bolder
>starts to get her friends near me but not to talk with me, just so I could listen to her describe me when she talked about the guy she liked
>she does that for a while
>realises she isn't getting my attention
>gets bolder
>her friend says loudly in class "OH YOU LIKE HIM?" then looks at me
>I look, disregard and continue doodling on the table
>PE free class I'm sitting alone as always
>a friend of hers come talk with me
>invites me to talk with their group
>I go there
>immediately the girl that liked me comes talk to me
>she won't shut up about how beautiful my eyes are and get centimetres from my face
>I do nothing as always
>her advances go on
>substitute history teacher takes us out to the patio and then proceeds to talk about life, relationships, asks us if we have any question
>then the girl boldly asks "teacher, there is this boy that I like but he's quiet... How do I make him notice?"
>every single person looks at me
>I do nothing besides be a real human being
>this goes on for the rest of the year

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>>35864757
Underrated

Original original original

>>35864757
HAW HAW I THINK THATS FUNNY

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>around 2007
>want to become one of those cool people I see on the internet that just say "... meh" when something bad happens
>family is eating at some restaurant
>hatch plan to have my drink tip over and say "... meh" afterwards
>swipe at my glass and it fucking flies across the room splattering everywhere
>catches me off guard and I scream "MEEEEEEHHH!!!!" like some downy
>entire restaurant goes quiet and stares
>family huddles around me and tries to calm me down as if I had some sort of mental breakdown
luckily I didn't have to go to counseling after that

dunno but this one pisses me off

>be me
>get assignment in school
>finish it
>anon b asks for help
>send him my assignment
>next day
>teacher applauds anon b's assignment
>realize i forgot to hand in and now he got the credit for it

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>7th grade
>Always had really long nails cuz I'm a weirdo and hated the noise the clippers made
>Girl asks why my nails are so long
>"so I can scratch anyone who tries to fight me haha"
>Known as cat boy until high school

My whole school life was one big cringefest
>kindergarten
>mom is asian and watched some weird asian cartoon
>kid in cartoon constantly pulls his pants down to show his ass
>thought that was funny and did that irl
>nobody bothered to say or do anything so I thought it was okay
>becomes notorious for showing genitals
>even did it in a play in front of parents
>Fastforward to grade 3
>interested in girls
>humped and kissed them as they try to escape
>luckily never got in trouble
>sees girl that stands out from others
>tries to be all romantic and touchy with her
>pokes her in the eye with pencil as a joke
>cries and tells teacher
>"I don't know what to do with you, anon."

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>>35864757
Guts did too

Aint too bad at all but I grew up trusting noone and made no friends after this
>musician comes in to play songs for class in 2nd grade
>ugly beta girl keeps blabbering about some insignificant thing to me
>ignore her until she starts getting louder in my ear
>musician unexpectedly shouts angrily at me to stop talking
>try to plead my case while crying
>sent outside to hall while music is playing >forced to skip recess
>class's behavior chart goes to naughty and teacher doesn't trust me with anything anymore
>all because of a downy-looking roastie

Pretty much my entire freshman year of HS

The most reoccurring one is when I tried to get a gf.

I fucking suck at small talk and became clingy as hell to this one girl.

She told me to fuck off after I asked her out.

I remember myself apologizing to her constantly.

Still new to 4chan btw
>Be me
>6th or 7th grade
>History Class
>Teacher is chill as fuck
>Conversation happens mid class
>Everyone is talking to each other (including the teacher)
>Class conversation goes to something about addictions
>Autism.html kicks in
>Blurt out "I have an addiction to picking a scab on my finger"
>She is silent for a second
>"That's... disgusting"
>To this day I have no Fucking clue to why I would say that

>be 16
>have gf i thought i was in love with at the time
>inb4 norman roo
>she starts hanging out with a guy she liked from before we started talking
>she says we need fo just be friends
After this a lot of cringe things happened but this one is maybe the worst
>try to regain her interest for like a month
>she invites me to her house and then goes to shower
>she left her phone and i look at some texts
>shes mocking me, telling her friends how stupid i am, telling them that i sexually harrass her and her friends are laughing at me.
>go to home school after getting harrassed enough

Never recovered from that desu it was brutal.

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>>35867827
Fuck that sounds traumatizing
>>35864072
>be black
>all my friend groups end up at some point begging me to rap
>actually do it once
>they all laugh
>distance myself from black culture for the rest of my life

I was doing the fall musical and when we had to talk about the director of it, because it was someone new I pointed out all the bad stuff but said she still did a good job. She was in the room

>Be me, 14 years old
>On bus
>Chad mate says me and a 13 year old qt3.14 should shift eachother
>whynot.jpg
>we're now sitting beside eachother with the entire bus population pressuring us to kiss
>we eventually do but i felt she didn't want to as much as I did
>Chad suggests i sit next to the next day and progress to bf/gf

The next day

>sitting beside her
>realize i have to talk to her for a 30 min bus ride
>try being funny with some irony
>"So... you like cheese?"
>This is clearly ironic as I'm not stupid enough to ACTUALLY ask that
>She doesn't know me, probably thinks I'm being serious
>"Eh.. you're weird Anon.."

>>35867030
was she originally cute?

asdf

>>35866815
Same

Didn't realize it till years later

>>35867030
Fuck dude

DO YOU EVEN PASS NOTES

PASSING NOTES IN HIGH SCHOOL GOT ME LAID AND I'M SHY FUCK

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>>35866815
>mfw she had a baby with a wigger

>>35867466
HAHAHAHAHDUIFCO

>>35867466

holy fuck I'm in original tears

> school's last year
> at a camp
> shower times comes
> friends find my dick is small and bully me about it well into highschool

It sounds like a small thing, but moment transformed me from a academically successful nerd into a robot failure.
I couldn't have a conversation one on one with a girl until I was 20, and I'm still a khv at 23

>>35867666
I kekeled

>>35868034

oh god, mine's similar:

>be from Brazil
>friends in US HS keep asking me to play soccer with them
>I absolutely hate soccer and never really played it much
>they insist
>I make a fool of myself, run weird, fall on my ass twice, can't make a pass to save my life
>they don't even laugh at me, they just kinda look at me like they're too sorry to say anything
>never go out with them again in shame

Why is everyone's at school? Mine had to be reawakened by my sister, the culprit.

>Be me, maybe 3-4 years old
>Sister brings me over from my room to the living room to "see something", is 3 years older
>Sits me down on the couch next to my stoned out mother and puts the TV on, clicks my dad's black box to access porn
>Pulls down my underwear and watches to see if I get hard
>Gets confused, wiggles my penis between two fingers and asks my mom, "why is it so squishy?", mom responds saying I'm too young

Definitely an odd moment, kind of feel like I got molested by my sister.

>>35867919
Hello me my old friend. I've come to talk with you again

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>>35869782
got any more sister stories?

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>>35869782
>tfw no older sister to show you porn and help you learn how to jack off
why liiiiiiiive

Hate between groups of humans will never be stopped. Even if everyone in the world was one race and religion, people would just divide themselves over other things, like hair color or height or whatever.

>8th grade
>crushing on this girl, getting to near oneitis levels
>never actually talked to her
>she finds out through mutual friends
>at dance
>buddy tells me to go over to her and ask her to dance
>as soon as she sees me she immediately starts avoiding me hard
>practically runs from me at one point
>completely destroys my self esteem, kicks my avoidant tendencies into overdrive and I've never approached another girl since

>>35867030
>>35866815
A girl had her friends ask me if I liked her, my first assumption was that they would make fun of me if I did. So I said no.
I was in 3-4th grade, why the fuck was I so paranoid? Why the fuck was I so stupid? Please god smash my fucking head in

>>35869782
>moms only reaction is you're too young
>didn't care your sister wanted to play with your dick

>>35864072
>four years old
>daycare
>rash
>unbearable going to cry
>try to tell counselor
>counselor doesn't understand
>pull counselor aside
>show counselor
>pastor walks in (daycare's in a church)
>Very compromising situation, right? he'll totally look the other way after it's explained
>long talk about how this could ruin the church
>we aren't allowed to leave the room
>pastor is very solemn
>comes back with other pastors
>am molested in front of the girl
>suddenly the pastor pulls out gun
>forces counselor to molest me
>myself and her in tears now
>things keep happening
>feels like hours
>incredibly stressed, head pounding, can't stop crying
>nothing

And that was the day I had my first stress-induced seizure.

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>>35864072
>tfw transcended all feelings of humiliation and 'cringe' and embarassment

feels top good man

>>35867722
hahahaha fucking shin chan

>>35867466
kekd
hwhwjsb

>teacher holds up his hand for a high five
>right hand is really dirty after eating lunch
>instead of telling him this I reach out with my left and grab his hand, like some sort of gay lover
God help me

>>35864072
>3rd grade
>dyed my hair green for crazy hair day
>I almost rarely showered, had green hair for months because I never showered
>Asian chad makes fun of me saying "Take a shower anon, you gross fuck"
>I didn't shower for like 7 months after that

It physically pains me to tell you all this

>Hey anon you should walk femanon home!
>Ok sure
>Having nice conversation on the walk to her house
>Well here we are! Bye.
Then i walked home alone. None the wiser until a few years ago.

Another time difference femanon
>Hey femanon! You should come over and watch clerks
>ok
>She gets through half of it and leaves
>That was weird
>Realize years later she was waiting for me to make a move.

Why was i so blind

>highschool, 15 years old
>metal head, absolute fucking delinquent
>incredibly anti-social apart from very close group of friends, most of which were from different schools
>outspoken and extremely vocal about hating normies
>would call out Stacy's on their slutiness and Chads on their gay ass bro shit
>this attracted the attention of a cute recluse punk chick
>she befriends a female friend of mine
>she says we should go the three of us grab something to eat at a nearby mall after class
>get there, they're smoking on the parking lot sitting by the curb, I sit next to them
>we start talking about music, she's into some pretty dope shit
>realize just how cute this girl really is
>she says she's going inside to buy a can of coke, leaves me with my friend
>my friends asks me "hey, anon, listen. would you like, date her?"
>I immediately freeze, I'd never kissed a girl and I didn't really think about that kind of stuff, I thought highschool couples were lame as shit
>I go like "uh, I don't know. I don't uh, I don't really do that kind of stuff."
>"hmm. She's really into you, she wants to go out with you."
>"Uh, I see. It's just that, you know, I'm not really into that whole making out with someone I barely know, you know?"
>can't think of anything, my mind is going everywhere, I just want to get out of this uncomfortable situation ASAP
>tell my friend I should probably get going
>she smiles, but with a kind of pity in her eyes, says "ok"
>I leave, and just as I'm turning the corner, I stop to light a cigarette and look back
>my friend is standing up, hugging the girl
>punk chick is looking sad as fuck
>I can physically feel my soul smashing itself into pieces as I slowly draw in smoke
>hold tears back, walk away


I have absolutely no idea why the fuck I did that; after that we just avoided each other in school, and she changed schools the following year.

To this day I still picture how different my life would've been if I'd given her a chance.

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>>35864072

>>Senior year of high school
>>Was on track team
>>All seniors got a thank-you plaque at this end of year banquet
>>Go up to accept mine
>>Retardedly think that this is my moment to show classmates how "fun" I am
>>Autism.exe
>>Take mic when giving out plaques
>>Pull piece of paper out of pocket pretend I'm reading jokes off it
>>"I was gonna make a speech, but this paper's blank!"
>>No one laughs
>>Go back to my seat in silence
>>Secretly cried myself to sleep that night.

That hurt to type out

>>35870213
Jesus Christ, that is horrible

>>35870273
It was in front of about 50 people and parents too.

>be a lot younger
>always had a fucking high sex drive
>kinda had a stocking fetish
>was to young to realize this
>a girl who always messed with me has her shoes off while wearing them
>I sit close to her during recess outside
>she looks pissed
>I say "man i hate feet in my face so much!"
>She fucking smirks and stuffs her foot in my
face
>this is happening too fast
>didn't think she'd actually do it but she thinks she's actually torturing me in a bully way
>get hard
>she freaks out and stops
>everyone notices and is weirded out
>"what's wrong with anons penis??"
>I start fucking crying

>>35870006
because you would have gotten your head smashed in if you would have acted differently in some way

your brain knew better to keep you safe, this dumb asking about why is just another example to keep you from examing things more threatening to your sanity, accept it mate

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>be 13
>playing truth or dare at school
>cute as fuck jap girl is dared to kiss me on the cheek
>she hugs me, puts her hands on my face and gets so close that her nose almost touches mine
>she stays like this for a few seconds as if she was wating for me to do something
>she finally gives me a kiss to the cheek and returns to her seat
>I did nothing, like a little castrated cuck
>now, 10 years later I'm a khv with terminal yellow fever

>>35870436
kek if you would have left out the last two lines it would have been a badass alpha anti-bully story

>>35864072
I have several but I try so hard to suppress them that I only remember them when the cringewave hits me
>be 13
>write a history essay in middle school
>win a prize- 2 weeks in a "resort" school for foreign well-off fags, as a vacation
>go there everything is good until the group-leader teacher wants us to do a choreography for the foreigners
>give us some traditional clothes, mine are too small
>after 20+ hours of practise, I manage to remember the steps etc.
>in the end we go out in front of 2k middleschoolers to do the routine
>ends well etc. but hear laughs from the front rows, slowly spreading backwards and my autism senses start tingling
>turns out my underwear was half-visible the entire time due to my pants being too small and me tugging the front part
>even fucking teachers were laughing
Good thing I left the next day.

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>>35868805
>first word in the greentext is cute

>>35867030
This is happening me and i know that it is going on but i refuse to react because she isn't virgin or stupid and my dick is really small (less than 4 inches girth and length)

>>35867466
You are the best kind of weirdo.
Thank you for sharing, Anon.

How big is your Benis anon?

>>35870127
>asian
>chad
>waaaa I'm a leaf

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>>35870213
AIIIIIIIIIIII
AHHAHAHHAAHA
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

>>35870186
Oh, dude... Find her on normiebook or twitter or some shit. At least message her! Ya, it's been many years, but at least let her know you used to kind of like her. Just at least ask her how she's been, what she's been up to. It can surprisingly help you feel better, and I'm sure she'd be happy to hear from an old acquaintance .

>>35871085
Then how the fuck will you EVER get laid? At least take advantage of this golden opportunity you were just handed!

>Be me 7th grade
>Bring Blastoise card to school
>Its rad af but pokemon was starting to be uncool
>Only friends (chad) invite me to hang at a park
>Holy shit my ginger crush is there
>Tfw chad grabs my Blastoise card
>He runs with it I gasp and run trying to get it back
'>Rips it in front of me
>Cry on the ground
> Run home
>Still hang out with them until Highschool
>Become a loner
>Only friend speaks to me because he feels pity
> I wanna die.exe

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>near end of 8th grade
>switched schools after 7th
>6 and 7 i was the kings of the nerds
>had literally died inside because of the transfer
>luckily my dad was the disc jockey for the dance of my old school
>help him unload gear, get to go to the dance
>almost as if i never left
>most of my friend circles had broken though
>yet things had worked out
>they were fine without me
>i felt i had been forgotten
>i have no reason to be in their hearts
>they don't need to remember me
>old friends
>old girlfriends
>realized i had to leave them, i need to move on
>they have moved on; not me
> feel as if in another universe everything would still be alright
>and i'd still be their king
>alas, my loyal subjects have no need for their king anymore
>say my goodbyes
>after the dance was over and everybody had left the room was empty
>finally was by myself again
>defeated, i knew it was over
>cried in the restroom, alone
still hang with two of my mates from that school
surprised they didn't leave me already
pic related

>>35864072
>superior sergeant repeatedly hits me for having food in pockets
>hide in the toilet and cry

>>35871878
I once snuck Cheetos in my ROTC uniform

>>35872602
nice.
I remember i dropped my hat in the toilet, i was keeping it on my belt when it fell
the whole day i was more paranoid than ever

>>35867466
fucking kek'd you're the best.