CRIKEY

Hot. Post the not stupid version please.

>>35861915
Why does this make my peepee feel hard...

>>35861964
not OP but I gotcha mate

Aye? You've never seen a pair o tits before? And you're HOW old?! Fuckin ay! Ahahahah! W-Well cunt, we'd better fix that right up then! Just turn off yer blinkers for a sec, aaaaaaand...
HERE! BOING!
AHAHAHAHA! You look like a roo caught in 'eadlights! CRIKEY, mate! Th-Th-They're just a pair o' knockers, ya know! Do they really turn ya on THAT much?! G-Get yer binoculars on this, then! See how they jump about like a kangaroo! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to cop a feel of them too, don't you, Mr. Fuckin Dirty Mate?! G-Go right ahead! Bash these bush babies as much as you want! Take your bloody time! Bloody heck, wrap your chompers 'round em too! I know you wanna, cunt~! Just fukin watch yourself; my tits are stickin out right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~! I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my cunt too! You dirty fucker! W-W-Well, the trains already left the station! Might as well! I'm not wearing knickers anyway!
S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that bloody boner in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a sad cunt, mate! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of yer mum! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! FUCKING STREUTH, it's so fuckin drenched! Fuckin flood season already! Look what you fuckin did, you shitcunt! Y-You sure know how to make a sheila all hot and bothered! Oh, my! CRIKEY! You'd better cop the fuckin blame for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to slide a fuckin snake up on in there! And Im leaking like an outdoor dunny! You'd better shove in your sausage RIGHT NOW!!

>>35861915
>>35862076

autism

sage and reported

>>35861964
>>35862083
>>35862083
I made a mistake while copypasting, sorry man

Ehh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...

HERE! BOING!

AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful; my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!

I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!

S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, anon! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!

>>35862116
I read this and get aroused, then I reread and feel like a total retard.