ITT we share our autistic rituals/moments

>>35861888
Nice trips !

I have one to share.
Sometimes, to see if I want to sleep, I "taste my bed". I just lay down in my bed for a few seconds and wait to see if I feel sleepy.

>>35861888
Have you ever tried frozen banana slices, OP? It's like candy but healthy

>>35861935
No, I havn't, but I sure will

>>35861888
>dont bathe all week
>come Sunday I'm disgusting and greasy and smelly and unshaven
>go to sleep in filth Sunday night
>wake up on Monday at some point
>it's time
>grab book or graphic novel
>go to bathroom
>pull out all my hygiene products
>it's bathtime
>take a 3 min shower first because I'm not disgusting
>fill up tub with hot water
>turn on space heater
>have hour long soak in hot bathroom
>when water gets cold, drain and refill
>wash whole body thoroughly
>drain tub
>clean ears
>brush teeth, floss, rinse with mouthwash
>shave
>comb hair with pomade (only do this once all week)
>apply lotion to face
>apply deodorant
>get dressed
>leave bathroom feeling like a million bucks

It's the best

>>35861888
>walking on the street
>two weird guys walking towards me
>they do the grabby hands and go BWAAAAAH
>I do the same
>They laugh
>I laugh
>I resume walking

>>35862205
Alright that's pretty good.

Here's another from me that still haunts me

>Be me, 10 or 11 at that time
>Go camping with friends for three days
>Be overwhelmed by the sense of freedom
>Say "Man, we have three days without our parents, we could do anything! If I wanted, I could fuck a doe!"
>I could fuck a doe

a friend of mine still reminds me sometimes, years later

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>>35862375
>they do the grabby hands and go BWAAAAAH
like this?

>>35862455
Yeah but they're trying to be scary

>be me
>Have best friend at church
>Dad and grandpa are pastors at church
>Decide to do something autistic
>Start pretending to be gay with Adam
>Goes on for a few months
>Dad wants to talk to me one day
>Tells me gay is not okay
>Mfw
>Say okay
>Get qt gf to throw him off my scent
>Break up with qt gf few months later
>Start doing gay shit again
>Dad tells me I can't come to church if I'm gay
>Mfw kicked out of church for pretending to be gay

I dont do it anymore, but when I was a kid I had to get naked to take a shit. I just couldnt do it without getting butt ass naked.

And then there was also that I wouldnt wipe my own butt, I'd call a parent to do it once I was done. Or a teacher, if I did it at school.

I blow on the tops of glasses to get the germs from the top to disperse. I also run 3 fans simultaneously in the same direction to circulate air away from my bed.

>>35861888
Spinning around on a chair is a good rush

>>35861888
when I eat skittles or m&ms I eat them by color going from warm to cold.
red
orange
yellow
green
blue
brown/purple

>pour coffee powder into cup
>start boiling kettle
>get half a spoonful of coffee power out of cup and eat it

>>35862658
>Start doing gay shit again
>Mfw kicked out of church for pretending to be gay
>pretending to be gay

>jack off to trap porn for 25 minutes butt naked on the toilet before a shower