>failed my driver's test for the 9th time today

Did you try reading the book and taking a practice test?

Keep trying anon we believe in you

What state? I don't even know how to drive well and passed the second time. What did you do wrong?

OP could have a small car by now if he wasnt so stupid

>>35860268
>>35860286
Sounds like he's not trying at all.
9 times?

HOW THE FUCK?

Just don't bother mate. Just use the bus. You'll be a danger to yourself and others if some instructor decides to pass you out of pity.

>>35860268
>tfw got my theory tomorrow
not studied not gonna pass

>>35860325
My father doesnt allow me to drive his car. So I have no idea how to practice

>tfw everyone calls me Spongebob

>>35860268
What fucked you up this time? What about the times before?
I failed 5 times before I finally passed. My state used to require parallel parking as part of the test and I could never get my anxiety under control enough to pass that part of the test.
I tried breathing exercises and somehow passed it on the 6th try

>>35860458
Does your state not require a certain number of hours of practice (on the honor system) before you can test?

I was about to hint at you being Roberto Esponja

>>35860490
I lied about my practice hours, so I can test.

>first attempt on drivers test, miss 12/10
>second attempt, almost get hit by another car, basically get failed for that
>third attempt, dark rainy morning, totally different route because some roads were closed, only missed 1/10 that time
Fuck drivers tests. Test givers are so fucking finicky, I had the same woman all 3 times. Actually driving I'm safer than most of these normie fucks on the road, and I actually use my turn signal everytime I have to.

>>35860480
Everytime the instructor lists things I did wrong that I dont remember. The first time the instructor told me that she had kids at home and they couldve grown up without a mother because of me.

>>35860526
You're going to need to practice before you can pass. Why are you so eager for a license if you don't have a car to drive?

>>35860563
My dad said he would buy me a car once I pass

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>>35860268
Is this a meme? That shit is easy desu

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i failed my my theory test for 10 times.

10 times.

im not joking.

>>35860552
>Everytime the instructor lists things I did wrong that I dont remember

So you don't practice and you don't remember what you were specifically told you did wrong and yet you complain when you fail the test. This is some advanced autism here.

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>>35860268
you failed a driver's test 9 times in one day?

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>>35860552
>The first time the instructor told me that she had kids at home and they couldve grown up without a mother because of me.
Kek

>>35860268
Do you live in mammi sauna land or krautland something?

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Ride a motorcycle instead

>>35860856
This is why I didn't even attempt
>I ride my bike to s-save the environment

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>>35860268
I know that feel. After almost a year of driver's ed I just quit because of this, and the anxiety driving brings me. Just take the bus like I do, that way you're no danger to yourself or your surroundings.

>>35861415
I live in the subrubs not alot of buses here.