>wake up >step outside >see this wat do?

Same thing I do every day, eat pizza and get drunk

>>35860067
jeealous 2bh

>>35860067
Fpbp

OriginalIy, of course

I would be blind if see this.

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>>35860049
>active accretion disk
>cooks earth before swallowing it
Laugh just before dying knowing that all that has been gathered will be lost

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>>35860049
Sit down and start meditating until death embraces me

>>35860049
that wouldnt happen because black holes don't just appear out of nowhere overnight

I had a weird dream like this but the only thing i did was stare at it until i died/woke up

>>35860049
Probably fucking die.

>>35860049
> Sit outside
> Listen to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mbBbFH9fAg
> Admire the beauty
> Take a moment to ponder the transience and fragility of life
> Go back inside and fap until the inevitable happens

assume i'm having a small psychotic break and move on
I would probably look at the other people reactions or the news before I start worrying too much

>>35861053
>nut as you are spaghettified
man what an album cover that'd be

>>35860049
We would just die.
I would be happy to die desu.

>>35860049
I'm no longer on the Nibiru timeline, nice try tho

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CEEEEELEBRATE GOOD TIMES COME ON LET'S CELEBRATE

>>35861008
Not as far as we know.

>>35861022
I had a dream like this too, but it ended like all of my dreams: With me raping every girl in sight

Lucid dreaming feels so good

>>35860049
go back inside because that looks really bright and would blind me

Be happy because its a supermassive black hole so i """might""" survive past the event horizon and finally figure out the sekrits of the universe and nature of our reality.

>>35860049
>The mission was completed successfully.

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Crack open a Cherry Coke and eat some fries

God damn it you made me think of my old soccer days when I just read about black holes, and was afraid I was gonna miss the game because a black hole would hit the earth.

I'd shit my pants and drive to my cousin to smoke some weed or something. Might as well be comfy before death.

>>35860049
Inquire about this interesting scientific phenomena as to enlighten my mind.

Unironically go around raping people

>>35863429
Is there a way I can ironically rape people?

>>35863559
dress up as a muslim

>>35860049
How the fuck can time dilation even be real? If I jump in that black hole time would freeze forever, but that doesn't make any sense what so ever. Fuck black holes man, and fuck Einstein and his bullshit.

BLACK HOLE SUN
WONT YOU COME
AND WASH AWAY THE RAIN

go back in

originaririo

>>35862596
haha le bongo lady :^)