/britfeel/ tfw have 4chan pass edition

>>35858537

i remember being on here for the westminster bridge attack the other week

>>35858537

I remember 9/11

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Loc28cXUeCc

>>35858537
Kek I remember posting on /pol/ during 9/11 it was crazy.

Does anyone remember this? The most tragic day in human history

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpnN0onuFGo

>tfw realising im in love with my best friend

fuck

>>35858537
4chan hadn't been created by 9/11

>>35858537
That isn't even true oldfags. The best time on 4chan was the fall of the Berlin wall.

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Hello /britpol/ it's me your friend, President Donald J Trump. How's things?

being a bit of a nerd for old things, i was quite chuffed today when i saw my nan and she gave me a purse full of old coins, huge 1p coins from the 1960s, even a half penny from 1936 and a few other off ones

>>35858619
>being this much of a meme
Is it a girl at least?

>fags out
gays out
>fags out
gays out
>fags out
gays out
>fags out
gays out

>>35858633
Whoops ment /britfeel/

>>35858619
not my best friend but i realised i loved a friend v recently
shame i'm gonna have to cut them off contact wise so i don't make myself crazy

>>35858633

Post a timestamp, Mr President

>>35858619
Make a move or break that shit up right now cunt

>>35858633
Make /britfeel/ Great Again

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>tfw anon asks you to prove ur not a fatty and he doesnt even care
im desperate for any attention idc i admit it i just want affection after losing the only boy i have ever cared about

>>35858640
no
bloxblockityblox

>>35858633
>Trump
You're name means fart.

>>35858626
>The best time on 4chan was the fall of the Berlin wall.

no, its when we won world war 2. we were all like "hitler kys" and he did it the mad man. was a good laugh.

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>>35858619
t. Sufjan Stevens

>>35858656
Oh, I'm out alright ;^)

>>35858659
Too busy at the moment, sorry lado!

>>35858690
Are they gay at least?

I need a film to watch. You lads got any ideas?

>>35858701
if he was he would have told me

>>35858709
Independence Day
Always delivers

>>35858633
Check those digits Mr. President!! Hot dam!

>>35858709
terminator 2

the matrix

fight club

step brothers

star wars

avengers

>>35858537
Holy fucking shit I can't imagine browsing this board since then. I came here a little bit when I was like 16 then came back after a few years of being a normie. That's over thoigh.

>>35858717
Ameritrads out! Britfeel for britfags only.

>>35858709
Truman Show
Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story

>>35858633

>Trump has probably lurked /pol/
>It's only one click away from /r9k/
>That's only 1 click away from /britfeel/

i wish i could have told you how i felt im so sorry i need you

You lads are a bunch of bellends, lol

Fucking exhausted lads, keep falling asleep sat at my desk desu

>>35858745
that has just made my willy helmet pop out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WcT4q-OaQc

>>35858633
donny please help those nasty yuros are going to bully us

>>35858768
>lads
>bellends
>crisps
>roundabouts
What the fuck is wrong with you people

>>35858709
I've been feeling like American Psycho lately.

>>35858709
Sure, you should watch The Look Like People. A good idea of what having a schizophrenic BBF would be like.

>>35858633
Hey Donnie, sorry Mummy May was rude to you. She doesn't speak for us all on that one :^(

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If you've got em, post em

talking about waifus

>>35858804
fuck off ya yank. ya mah snorts coke off ya dah bellend

>>35858709

The Last Stand
Eraser
Twins
Commando
Red Heat
The 6th Day

do i look ugly

>>35858804

What the fuck is wrong with you people that you can only sustain 24 posts from 300,000,000 people?

>>35858837
Yeah I'm guessing so

>>35858804
>bellends
giggled tbqh, best word ever.

>>35858841
hahahahahahaahaha. the yanks have just been terrored. what a nation of victims.

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>>35858489
wasn't bragging..
Also fgsfds
desu desu desu desu desu
dsfargeg
I was around before boxxy
I mostly used to lurk on /b/ desu

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>>35858841
Fucking brutal desudesu

>The bible says don't be gay
>but god made dicks so delcious and suckable

what did he mean by this

>>35858841
brazil here. I don get it?

>>35858878

I'm gonna save that pepe for future smugness

>exclusively masturbate to ssbbw porn

what is wrong with me? i'm skinny but fat girls get me rock hard.

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EU about to be absolutely BTFO tomorrow

>>35858930
How you lads gonna celebrate?

>>35858930
>>35858958
i dont follow politics. is something happening tomorrow

>>35858884
Forbidden fruit, its a test.

>>35858709
brazil
waking life
el topo

>>35858914
Super-saiyan big beautiful women?

>>35858968

Article 50 will be triggered, therefore we will have a firm leaving date of March 29th, 2019 or earlier

>>35858968
Triggering article 50 lad getting this Brexit ship sailing

>>35858709
The boys from Brazil

>>35858978
more like "el fopo" lmao

>>35858930
i dont really get what people leaving the eu is going to achieve
it just seems contrarian more than anything

>>35858968
lad, brexit. article 50. all that stuff.

>>35858986
>>35858987
wew

good job retards

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>>35858821
Posting lad. Not sure about all this gay-posting tbqh.
>>35858709
Stalingrad. IT can be difficult to find it with subtitles though.

>>35858968
the t r i g g e r i n o of article 5 0

b r e x i t
good times a h e a d

d e r p

>>35858753
we posting things we want to say to people?

i love you but it will never work and that hurts a lot

Can we deport benders after Brexit?

>>35858968
no.

oh wait, there is.
i believe its something to do with brexit???

dunno lol

>>35858930
God damn. We lost by a hair lads

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>>35858930
Finally. I've been waiting too bloody long

>>35858968
yes, they are going to separate the uk from the eu with a crowbar to the tune of SIXTY BILLION BONGS

will our isles stay afloat?
tune in tomorrow to find out on ARCILTE FIVDEEEEEEE

>>35859025
We are a nomad people, we have no land beyond Canal Street. Strangely, our numbers keep dwindling, though...

>>35858968
It's wednesday mah dude

that means quintessentially british shit and absolutely no euro-nonsense EVER AGAIN

Hurrah! aren't we all so terribly clever?

scotland are off, hope youre all happy

really tempted to get dragons dogma on sale lads

people act like gays are degenerates but then they go and eat fanny
tf

>>35859077
lol no they are not, no means no.

>>35858573
I remember:

https://youtu.be/fswg0uEbzC0

>>35859091
>he hasn't seen the news

>>35858968
no. only leaving the eu which is causing scottyland to leev us in return
good call lads bloody good decision best we ever made!!!! RIGHT?!?!?!?

>>35859100
>he doesnt realise they still wont be granted permission by Mummy May

>>35859100
I've read the news, Scotland are throwing a tantrum but Mrs May has said no. They can't have one without her approval.

shalll we make memeballs to commemorate brexit and scotlandipendence?

tfw ate 2 cheese + onion rolls
i hate myself

>>35859185
Sounds tasty to be fair

>>35859185
two?!!!
your an absolute animal
a fucking monster
jesus christ you want to get yourself checked mate

>>35859212
it was but im meant to be fasting bc i want to look be pretty and skinny for my oneitis when i see him again...if we ever do see each other again.
>>35859224
..theres 4 left in the packet...

>>35859130
You'd think if Scotland was a liability we'd let them go. Almost as if we're benefitting from them..

>>35859308
>fasting

Man why are people such fucking retards

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>>35859308
>my oneitis when i see him again

I've just applied for jobseekers. What is it like?

>>35859406
ahahahahahahahahahahahah misery incoming

>>35859406
Do you have any dignity left? If so you're fucked.

>>35859406
Get used to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxH4-aoTlTw

Im seriously considering going nuclear and deleting all my porn.

I had 4tb of the shit a month ago, deleted 2tb after spending days sifting through it and now i have 4tb again.

This shit is a drain on my life.I uninstall games to make way for porn.

>>35859413
>>35859435
I'm a uni dropout with no prospects (I failed a foundation degree and have about 120 UCAS points worth of low grade qualifications). Been a NEET for about a year and my parents have told me to get my act together.

I take it the jobcentre is not very helpful.

>>35859462
Why kind of porn are we talking about? How often do you wank?

>>35859442
Not going to lie that sound triggered the fuck out of me God damn that repetitive tune for hours on end.

>>35859462
funny i was considering a NAS for mine

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>>35859483
Probably close to double digits a day. All sorts of porn, mainstream porn, fetish porn, joi porn and even lots of HQ celebrity videos and stuff.

>>35859331
Oh well, we have the upper hand so not to worry.

>>35859332
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xvdbtt_eat-fast-live-longer-hd_shortfilms
why am i a retard? theres a reason fasting has been practiced by nearly every culture on every continent throughout human history. maybe dont share ur opinion on things you know nothing about before calling other people retarded? you fucking fat mong.
>>35859352
blame my oxytocin its not my fault

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>>35858821

I need to buy a vacuum cleaner

I never asked for this real life shit, it was much easier living with mummy desu

>>35859525
that webm is disgusting

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>>35858821
Spider booty is best booty

>>35859540
You're clearly a teenager and dont have the willpower to fast.

Life is going absolutely brilliantly at the moment, these times don't come often so I'll savour it. Hope you're all doing well lads

oh well, virgin media is fucking up for a change, this is after over a month of having no wifi for a good 12 hours a day, looks like ill be off /britfeel/ for tonight

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>>35858821
What is a waifu?
I know Mado's mine, but what exactly is she?

>>35859601
Feel the same lad, just waiting for something to fuck it up

spent an hour looking through adultwork at prozzies to rent, spotted a proper fluid druid popped a stiffy had a wank instead and closed the app

funny how these things work isnt it lads

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You are in 'spoons and this nigga slaps yo waifu on the ass. What do you do?

>your path is blocked
>you cannot teleport behind as you are only at 9% power

>>35858692
I was too young to be on 4chan back then but I watched Hitler an hero on Twitch.
I couldn't understand why my father was celebrating.

>>35858537
tfw yellowy teeth

is there any fix?

>>35859640
I have moments like that when I decide to try sucking me own knob and end up spaffing on my face

it's a top wank but I immediately wonder what on earth possessed me to do it afterwards

Went to the bookies again today, won a tenner but that's not the point. Just couldn't stop myself from going in as I passed it.

At least I only went once today, rather than 6 times yesterday

ended up ordering some chicken and chips from the local paki chicken place

fuck losing weight i guess, what a failure

>>35859600
and youre clearly a fat neet whos bitter bc im young and beautiful and you just sit in ur room pissing in bottles all day

>>35859601
Pleased for you lad. Life's short so got to cherish the good times. Not having a great time myself but I know it wont last for ever.

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>>35859682

He slaps himself on the ass?

>>35859743
I'm actually in pretty decent shape and havent pissed into a bottle in years. Have fun being a failure.

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>>35859601
I'm feeling a bit better, I've joined a running club, made some friends at work and I'm getting along well with my Dad again after we fell out, plus my one friend from school has invited me to come travelling next year. No gf is still a painful problem but I can now focus entirely on tackling it, as hard as it may be
>tfw foreign girl at work starts talking about how great her bf is

>>35859751

Anything particularly troubling you lad>

Did anon from yesterday get his leccy sorted out in the end? Was on 34p last time he said

>>35859770
>and havent pissed into a bottle in years
> in years.
>having pissing into a bottler ever
why would you even admit that. im sure ur very successful :)))))))

>saving porn

Lol?

>>35859814
>be underage
>thinks he can come on /r9k/ and talk shit
>doesnt realise he's destined for a shit life full of fad diets and lusting after someone that doesnt give a fuck

>>35859640
that's why i don't want to lose it to a prozzie. if i want sexual release i can just wank. i just want to cuddle and kiss a girl but i don't think a prozzie would let me do that.

>>35859814
Go wank your boiclit you faggot

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>34 year old man comes into the surgery
>Has an upset stomach after eating bread
>Believes that he has Coeliac disease
>Wants me to give him a prescription for gluten-free bread
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead

how do people kiss any other time than directly after brushing their teeth? how fucking vile is that, especially people that kiss after a meal

how do you get past their foul breath?

>>35859693
visit a hygienist

>mfw 4chan shitposted the Allies to victory

Do you remember the meme war? That Albert Hall song about Hitler single-handedly brought him to suicide

>>35859888
>a prescription for gluten-free bread
made me laugh too much

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>>35859824
>watching porn
No

>>35859930

Anon....
https://www.theguardian.com/society/2017/mar/28/nhs-draws-up-list-of-items-to-be-banned-from-prescriptions

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>>35859906
can they fix it? It's been like this since I was very young so I'm pretty proactive about my teeth

>>35859919
pic related

>>35859932

Shut up

You're not my dad

>>35859932
>tfw reading about the negative effects of porn just makes me want to fap

I don't like this

>>35859930

I'm sure I heard something about this in the news this morning

>wearing a tshirt from david bowies 2003 reality tour
>flatmate asks me if I'm a bowie fan
>say yes
>all she can respond with is oh
Are normies retarded?

>>35859777
>I'm getting along well with my Dad again after we fell out

Same. Been estranged for 5 months.

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>More than half of the threads on /pol/ have been bait threads for the last year or so

Why can't it go back to comfy happening-watch.

>>35859993
He probably thinks you're a poser

>>35860008
because its full of 14-16 year olds along with reddit mongs that came along during the US presidential campaign

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>>35860008

/pol/ was sacrificed for the real world victories of Brexit and Trump

>>35859993
Bowie was a rapist a paedophile, she's called the police on you

Anyone regretting this whole brexit thing?

Fucking 31 YO. No fucking GF EVER EVER EVER. No fucking job either.

>>35860008
Because /pol/ is the new /b/. They post shit, they're the point of first contact for all the edgy newcomers, and they can't keep themselves in their own fucking board.

/pol/ is actually worse. At least /b/'s obnoxiousness wasn't topical.

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>>35860034
Loved watching the trump election more than brexit to be honest

>>35859840
fasting isnt a 'fad' diet. whatever tf thats supposed to mean.. do you think the average person 500+ years ago consistently ate at regular intervals? even 60/70 years ago? public health during ww2 rationing was much higher than it is now. dont act like you know shit just bc you read the /fit/ sticky once. and desu yeah actually i can just come on /r9k/ and talk shit. what are you going to do about it??? pussyole
(im nearly 22 lol kmn)
>>35859863
>boiclit
stahp

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Question; what are the best tendies in the UK? So far I've tried Domino's ones and they're okay I guess.

>>35860106
>tendies

Do you mean chicken nuggets?

>>35860105
>you think the average person 500+ years ago consistently ate at regular intervals?
muh noble savage
>public health during ww2 rationing was much higher than it is now.
They still had set meals you fucking retard they didnt 'fast'.

>>35860106
>>35860111

No he means chicken fucking goujons. Decent ones can be found in Tesco in the chiller section near the beef.

>>35860106
dominos ones are wank m8

pizza hut does better ones but they're still a bit shite

maccies chicken selects are good but tend to be a bit dry, kfc's mini fillets and boneless strips are probably the best you're going to get unless you find a good paki chicken shop

>>35859962
it's usually just stains mate, mine are white after I visit no special whitening treatments just a buffering

How did poleys trial go?

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>make soup
>almost instantly spill some on my hand

>>35859794
Just a few things stressing me out. (Struggling to leave neetdom after my bennies were cut) I'm normally fine but every few weeks I'll get a few days of intense depression and hate myself.

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CORNISH INDEPENDENCE WHEN!?!?

>>35860106
KFC crispy strips

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>>35860170
Cornish independence, like Scottish independence, is stupid because Cornwall doesn't exist.

When is the "MUH INDEPENDENCE" fad going to be over?

How do neets successfully live off the state?

How do you collect enough bennies to pay rent?

>>35860212
When scotland gain independence and realise they are fucked

>just turned 18
>have no friends
>literally have to be dragged through life by my family to do ANYTHING

Lads

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>>35860212
Now listen here, me'ansom. Kernow bleddy well does exist and you better believe it. You'll see. We'll gain dependence dreckly.

>>35860097
>tfw got 1st's on exams and coursework before Trump got elected
>tfw I'm behind on all my deadlines and my grades have plummetted

I actually thing I enjoyed the presidential election so much it made me less depressed

Build a wall around London

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>>35860231
They never will, they'll just continue on the cycle of
>MUH INDEPENDENCE
>GIB PREFERENTIAL TREATMENT
>Okay, we won't leave
>*Two years later*
>GIB PREFERENTIAL TREATMENT! INDEPENDENCE NOW!

>>35860034
>victory

kys rn desu

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>>35860270
FTFY

oasdjid

>>35860170

Cornwall's too small.
They won't survive without Westminster bennies

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>>35860270
This one is a more pressing matter

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>>35858821
I could literally post her. now to find a 8 metre envelope

>>35860171
>>35860146
>>35860154

Thanks for the suggestions lads.

>>35859540
Fasting is nigh on always for religious purposes, an act of penitence, a form of deference.
It's not a suitable diet.

Calories out > calories in
The one true diet

>>35860154
>>35860171
What's the GOAT KFC then, lads? Partial to a Supercharger myself. All about the sauce, imo

post more britpol memes plox

>>35860338
I just meant independence as a state much like Scotland and Wales are. Cornwall deserves more than mere county status. We have our own culture and shit.

>>35860142
historically the average male was in much better physical condition than they are today. they just had hard manual labour and diseases to deal with as well. repeating meme words isnt making an argument. if you dont eat for 12 hours thats still fasting. some days they would have nothing bc they needed to swap rations for other essential items etc. ask ur nan what rationing was like unless you come from a posho family. why are you trying to argue about something you obviously know nothing about?

I wish there was a pill you could take to shut off your brain for 8+ hours a day to get you through work. If such a thing existed I would gladly take it. Even if it meant my conscious time was limited to only 4 or 5 hours between work and sleep I would take it so as to not have to suffer the misery of experiencing work.

>>35860146
>buying goujons

The best ones are made with chicken tit, eggs, breadcrumbs and some salt and fucking pepper you rancid cunt

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Woah! It's me, an American! I sure do love freedom and guns, just like the time when I took my son out back 'n taught him how to shoot those gosh darn jiggaboos! Yeehaw!

did i do good yanks pls rate

>>35860250
When Cornwall becomes its own country I'll be able to go abroad any time because it's within fucking walking distance

>>35860406
My grandparents were poor as fuck and never missed a meal. Not everyone's parents were Jews selling their rations for "essential items etc".

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>>35860398
>Implying Cornish 'culture' is in anyway discernible from English culture

Fucking hell you're nearly as bad as the Scots.

What is with peoples fucking obsession with ripping apart the oldest running country in the world for some bullshit non-reasons?

Why the fuck do you want to balkanise the UK into a million different 'states'?

>>35860406
>dont eat for 12 hours thats still fasting
And you fucked up instantly then whined about it on the internet. Maybe dont compare yourself to based old people.

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>>35860391
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwBUbgigEUc

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>another night shift full of activity while on DNP

this is gonna be painful lads.

The dose is a bit weaker now and I'll have lots of banana flavoured milk (as opposed to food) to keep me hydrated, plus the natural sugars from milk should energize me so I at least won't be on the brink of death like last night.

>>35860491
Alright lad how's the cut going? When's that con you're going to?

>>35860328

It was a victory lad

I can hear my flatmate's friends blackmailing her into going to a club with them by using the stability of their friendship as leverage.
Roasties are the fucking worst

How fat are you that you put a cocktail of dangerous drugs in your body just to lose weight faster?

>>35860546
its a tuesday night too, what the fuck

>>35860569
I don't even fucking know. They're terrible bitchy cunts. One of them keeps saying how she'll be really upset if my flatmate doesn't go.

>>35860506

going to a few, nearest are animecon on the 8th, then MCM on july (unless I go to liverpool/blackpool/chavingham).

cut's going very, very well. them coworkers are really noticing how lean I'm getting, I feel like absolute shit though, and am always feeling starved despite taking in like 2500+ calories a day.

I'm sure my source replaced the DNP from powder to crystal, or maybe adding superdrol really fucked my insides up, it's not a strong dose though.

Feelin a bit funny lads, what do?

>>35860555
Either very fat or extremely not fat.

>>35860595

good funny, or upset stomach funny?

>>35860613
Funny like I feel like I forgot something important

Can't imagine being anything other that British desu

this thread is the pride of our nation

captcha: High street

>>35860455
Bleddy tourists...

>>35860467
>be me cornish
>have my own language
>have my own food (pasties)
>have my own flag
>have no concept of personal space
>have strange conversational patterns (to a northerner)
>have our own concept of time
>have our own calendar
>have our own distinct notion of beauty
>have our own history
>have a very negative attitude towards authority (we hate Cornwall Council with a passion)
>have our own religion and afterlife
>fuck my sister and no one cares because we all do it

>same as British culture though

Look I'm not asking for independence in the same way as the bleddy scots. I just think Kernow should be recognized as it's own state within the UK. I don't want a million different states, I just want a special exception made for Cornwall. If only for symbolic reasons.

>>35860555
You either have to be really fat on mentally ill

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>>35860170
Made a yorkshire version

>>35860642

Nothing wrong with that lad


originalcommentary

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>go on tinder
>settings are set to females only
>this fucking thing in my matches

fucking Tinder jews I swear

>>35860684

this is why we hate trannies

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>>35860640
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DgbUBoxa48

>>35860684
does tinder have a report function?

>>35860684

>wearing womens clothing
>still looks miserable

So this the power of being transgender

>>35860642
>tourists
Can't help that I live in the ol Plymeroo

>>35860684
I had one come up I never would have cottoned on to. Tinder has been fucked for me all day and only started working again recently.
Girl I was talking to aint replied in 23 hours so hoping the same happened to her :/

>>35860723
Yeah, and 3 reports is all it takes to get banned

>>35860642

>cornwall

a ghost town full of inbred hick farmers and mostly abandoned vacation homes from 60 year old cunts in london.

You barely even qualify as a region.

>>35860663
bleddy love it, me'ansom. I saved it dreckly.

>>35860667
thank you, sorry for gettin' a little teasy

>>35860750
>thank you, sorry for gettin' a little teasy

No worries anon, Kerowek are alright, as are the Welsh desu, It's scots and orange paddies that are the cunts

>>35860642
Literally everything you listed is bullshit that nobody recognises or cares about.

Having one staple dish does not mean that you have a food culture that is any different from the rest of the UK.

>>35860667
You're a fucking idiot. All that recognising states that don't exist does is make people hate their own country.

If I made a bullshit flag for my county and started making up shit about "MUH CULTURE" idiots like this faggot would be all "INDEPENDENCE NOW!"

The UK is dead because of fucking idiots like you.

All you're doing is stirring shit for no reason and making your own country weaker from within.

i want to get into British history. what are some long, detailed books i can read?

thank you, lads.

>>35860684

>terrible choice of clothes
>no makeup
>penis probably isn't feminine
>he isn't even cute

2/10 would not swipe right with

>>35860663
nice lad, need independence and to make On Ilkla Moor Baht 'at the national anthem

>>35860808
>The UK is dead because of fucking idiots like you.

Good, I only care about English, haggis niggers and orange paddies should hurry up and fuck off

>>35860809
my diary desu

origi

>>35860663

Needs more chavs with baseball caps, a CEX shop and single mothers pushing paki babies along desu

>>35860846
England is going to be on the way out because of these stupid independence faggots.

They aren't going to be satisfied until the British Isles is a Balkanised group of two dozen nothing states. It's divide and conquer, but it's from within, which makes it even fucking stupider.

>>35860887
okay
give us a read then anon

>>35860901
I said yorkshire not leeds mate.

>>35860809
A History of the English-Speaking Peoples by Winston Spenser Churchill

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>>35860745
to think I could have walked past you in the many times I've been to Plymeroo. Why does a Cornishman have to pay to cross the Tamer and exit this beauty of a land but you tourists don't have to pay to enter Kernow? Come down to St Austell brewery sometime my friend and I'll buy you some of the finest beer around.

>>35860746
>a ghost town full of inbred hick farmers and mostly abandoned vacation homes from 60 year old cunts in london.

Have you never entered the bustling city of Truro? Or entered the fine historic town of Tintagel? Come down here and tell me Cornwall is a ghost town.

>>35860795
>It's scots and orange paddies that are the cunts
This I can 100% agree with. I'll buy you a Tribute beer from St Austell Brewery too if you ever find yourself in Kernow.

>>35860808
I'm just having a bit of fun no need to be a mega autist about this. No Cornish Beer for you. Would I seriously unironically like Cornwall to become a separate 'state' from England? Sure, but more as a symbolic gesture than anything political. The rest of what I said was just a bit of ol' Cornish meme humor. So chill tf out.

Give me some god tier UK TV lads, finished Road wars, moving on to Britain's Darkest Taboos

>>35860379
did you watch the video? theres scientific proof that fasting has a multitude health benefits.
>Calories out > calories in
>The one true diet
i mean i could just eat a packet of digestives once a day and still be on a caloric deficit but ur not doing yourself any favours nutritionally.
>>35860462
unless your grandparents were irish immigrants living in the roughest borough in east like mine i doubt they were 'poor as fuck' lol.
>>35860481
does criticising others make you feel better about your own personal failures? thats a behaviour most people grow out of when they are in middle school. i have nothing to prove to you i just ate two cheese and onion rolls lmao.

>>35860905
this, you could make tons of examples of different cultures, dialects etc within england itself, for fucks sake england used to be split up tiny kingdoms, going back to this is just utterly stupid

>>35860951

mate you make devon look like new york.

>b-b-b-ut this one city has PPPPEOPLE IN IT!!

>>35860933
actually looking at this right now on amazon.

should i get this edition?

https://www.amazon.co.uk/History-English-Speaking-Peoples-Bloomsbury-Revelations/dp/1474216315/ref=sr_1_2?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1490731137&sr=1-2&keywords=history+of+the+english+speaking+peoples+churchill

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evening lads, have some shitty OC

>>35860912

Leeds IS Yorkshire

All those faggy villages and irrelevant towns like Huddersfield and Halifax can fuck right off

>>35860979
the faggy villages are the best bit, sorry I triggered you Leedslad, go cry into your CEX and Grainger Games

>>35860951
>Would I seriously unironically like Cornwall to become a separate 'state' from England? Sure, but more as a symbolic gesture than anything political

That's how it starts you fucking moron. Scotland and Wales have no legitimacy as countries but people still want to be independent because of "MUH INDEPENDENCE".

Cornwall has no legitimacy as a separate 'state'. All you achieve by making it one is to break up the actual country you live in for one that doesn't exist. It's divide and conquer from within.

Just performed an absolute corker of a trump.

Very loud.

>>35860971
dont pay 64 quid for it lad, just get down the library

>>35860957
watching nightmare tenants and slum landlords on spike lad

>>35860979
I agree with this tbqh in regards to west yorkshire.

Still north york moors, York, yorkshire dales etc though.

all the shitty towns around leeds can fuck off though

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Better late than never edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

>Be a wagecuck
>recently got tindr, swiped right on every profile i came across
>Get matched with one of the regular customers at the store i work at
>Shes fucking pig disgusting

Will my manager understand if I resign?

>>35860970
it's like you northerners don't realize we Cornishmen are capable of ironic humor too. I know Truro is a tiny ass city that barely even qualifies as a city. I was doing a meme. Still Cornwall is a far from a ghost town. Well, I say that but there is a little place on Bodmin moor which I swear down is full of literal cannibals.

>>35861003
chill out mega northern autist. you seem to love "muh togetherness" too much. Where you a fan of the EU too? Sorry Britain will never be part of the United States of Europe.

>>35861031
I can't relate because black people don't exist in Cornwall.

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>got a one word essay due in by the heat death of the universe

>>35860993

>chatting shit about Grainger Games

Gave me a good deal desu

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>>35860973

kek, 8 bit ship

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>>35861071
Cheered me right up lad

Can we tell each other jokes? I'll start

So there was this professional assassin that charged $10,000 per bullet.

A guy comes up to him in the bar one day and says, "Are you the guy who charges $10,000 a bullet?"

"Yup."

"What if you miss?"

He looks at the man, deadly serious. "I don't miss..."

"Okay, we'll I've got $20,000. I just found out my wife is having an affair with my best friend. They're at the motel together right now."

"Let's go," the assassin says.

So they drive to a store across the street from the motel and climb up on the roof. The assassin takes out his rifle and attaches the scope.

"They're in room 21. I want you to shoot her in the head, and I want you to blow his dick off."

The assassin looks through his scope. He keeps staring for several minutes, not taking the shot.

"Well? What are you waiting for!?" the husband asks.

"Hold on a minute. I think I can save you $10,000."

>>35861019
The shitty towns around Leeds are quintessential summaries of Britain desu. Shithole places with nothing remotely interesting there, failed attempts at reinvigorating past glories in understaffed underfunded museums, good mixes of all sorts of immigrants from muslamics to slavs, closed down pubs, potholes in every road and council estates dotted sporadically around the town centre.

Haven't you got anything better to do that browse britfeel?

>>35861122
>implying this isnt every "market town" surrounding major cities and county-towns

Who /fallout shelter/ here?

>tfw no legendary dwellers
>tfw happiness not rising
>tfw white males have all now been diluted out the genepool

>>35861137
I'm distracting myself from finishing a cover letter for a job application by browsing britfeel and playing warcraft. So yes, but I don't want to be doing it.

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>>35861061
No because the UK isn't like the EU.

The UK is literally the longest running country on the planet. I'm sick of faggots like you wanting to tear it apart for the sake of nationalism for countries that don't, and have no right to, exist.

It's not about "muh togetherness" it's about having a sense of nationalism. For fuck sake people in Estonia have a stronger sense of nationalism than people in the UK. There is no reason to rip apart a state (especially one with the legitimacy of the UK) for the sake of non-existent nationalism

If you want to be a self loathing faggot your whole life, then do so. But stop trying to rip our country apart in doing so.

>Have a shit opinion
>Get called out on it
>HUR DUR YOU'RE AUTISTIC

>>35861122
sounds like cardiff

>>35860979
>>35861019
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7miErQzz4Y8
leeds can suck muh dick desu lads
halifax's got my heart, most of the people are cunts, but getting to walk a few min and be out in the countryside is heaven. i do love the north yorkshire dales though, good fun to be had up there

>>35861165

Who are you to tell Scots etc they don't exist?

Half of them consider themselves European and don't beleive brits exist

>>35861122

>tfw Huddersfieldfag and this is scarily accurate

feels bad man, also uniLADS need to fuck off from my town

reeeeeee

>>35861137
i moved into my grammas house bc i had a nervous breakdown and now im miles away from civilization and i miss my oneitis

>>35861013
ive got the money lad. i like owning the books i read so i can refer back to them

>>35861160
>not keeping accurate genealogy records of your dwellers
>not selective breeding them

>>35861172
>travelling through halifax on the train
maximum comfy quota attained

>>35861203
well at least get proper hardback if money is no object

>>35861061
>black people don't exist in Cornwall.

Yet

>>35861114
Why would he willingly lose out on 10k you autistic fuck

>>35861182
Scotland has none of the following
>A unique culture (wearing tartan hats and speaking funny isn't a unique culture, see pic in >>35860467)
>Their own currency
>Their own armed forces
>A proper government (The Scottish parliament only exists because Blair doesn't have a spine)
>A naturally defined border

Scotland isn't a country. They have a flag and a national anthem and that's about it. It's baffling that people can say it's a country with a straight face. It has none of the features of a country.

>>35861226
Cornwall isn't getting blacked any time soon. We're too openly racist. niggers and pakis hate us.

>40 minute round trip to Tesco

Fuck sake, should have gone earlier but kept putting it off due to shitposting

Can southerners fuck off

Ruin everything for fuck's sake

>>35861243
Calm down mate, it was just a joke...

>>35861268
They do delivery now, just give them a bell.

>>35861277
just like you're whole life XD

>>35860231
less fucked with the EU then us though

>>35861262
Scotland has none of the following but Cornwall has all of them plus more.

>>35861277
So was my post you autistic fuck

>>35861190
Mate huddersfield is nice in comparison to the places I'm on about, was thinking more along the lines of shitholes like Barnsley, Wakefield, Halifax, hell even Scunthorpe if we're stretching out a bit.

>>35861274
northerners arent even people. if your going to live in england learn to speak the fucking language yeah?

>>35861296
Their only chance of getting into the EU is leave the union before we leave the EU. I highly doubt the EU will accept them.

>>35861274

This desu, fuck off down pret a manger for a skinny latte or some shit will ya

>>35861294
>>35861300
Can you not be mean to me, I'm feel kinda tired, I dont need it

>>35861315
>northerners arent even people.
southerners arent even robots.

you're all fucking frauds

gimp

>not living 5 minutes from the coast

what are you, poor?

>>35861277

I'm not your fucking mate, mate. Alright?

>>35861318
why not? The EU is pretty pro scotland, spain have confirmed that they won't try and block it

>>35861334
thats funny because we're all tired of you

>>35861354
we live on an island, everyone is 5 minutes from the coast

>>35861366
>living on an island

what are you, inbred?

>>35861262

Scotland makes the UK weaker, they make our deficit worse, and continually vote for liberal/left politicians.

>>35861326
yeah suck ur mums batty crease pie face
>>35861351
enjoy living in a economically + socially deprived shithole [laughing crying emoji] [ok hand]

>>35861326
>tfw technically midlands
>everyone except you says glass with an R

>>35861354
This only applies to me and that's because I live on fucking St Agnes

>>35861381
>but le labour will never win again without scotland xD

>>35861182
Also, the definition of 'European' is so vague that it is effectively meaningless. It has to be vague because the EU wants to push the idea of commonality between countries that have barely anything in common.

>>35861381
>tfw the conservatives have downgraded us from being a triple A economy twice
>the worst labour has done is made us pretend to feel bad about arabs being bombed
>makes the uk weaker

>>35861381
So does the town of Grimsby, that doesn't mean they have any legitimacy as a separate nation.

>>35861404

How are we closer to Scots than any other Europeans apart from language?

>>35860973
>only got 1 you for my bad OC

>>35858537
>>35858586
4chan was made in 2003.

>>35861391

>batty
>yeah blud, ya get me pham,blud bumberclart innit bruv

Fucking cheek to call yourself "English" I bet you aren't even white either

>>35861434
geographically

but yeah dont get me wrong those scots can fuck right off

>>35860684
That's Lee from Kay's Good Cooking

>>35861427

There is no rule saying you have to have X/Y/Z cultural differences to form a separate nation.

I'd much rather a union with The Netherlands than Scotland

>>35861456
are you sure? I definitely remember posting on /pol/ after the jfk assassination.

>>35861434
Apart from sharing the same monarch and hundreds of years of history?

>>35861456

No way man, I remember the >Southgate shitposting on /sp/ in 1996

>>35861447

I loved it anon

>>35861517
what about >pierce after missing that penalty?

>>35861071
I posted this exact joke in /brit/ earlier today you thief.

>>35861434
Common Language

Common ethnicity (People that think post industrial revolution Scotland is ethnically disernable from England in any meaningful way are idiots)

300 years of being the same country and a much longer shared history

We share an Island

Both Protestant. Mainland is mainly Catholic

Very similar economies

Sports

Common culture, including but not exclusively: Attitudes towards others, attitudes towards work, Child raising, concepts of identity (as much as the SNP would like them to think otherwise), ways of interacting with people

Like I said, the concept of being 'European' is so broad that it is meaningless.

>>35861504
remember that post that #madlad made about watching the news on 22/11 as something big was going to happen?

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>>35860973
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>Britfeel anon comes into the surgery
>Appears to be hyperventilating with excitement
>Shows me this crude image of me with Kathleen Grundy
>Wants me to give him a (you)
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead

What do you get from the chippy, mate?

>>35861447
sorry lad, got distracted with the war of the whiye rose.
love it, but why the old bill, they were the baddies in the shipman saga

>>35861604
Smoked sausage supper normally. Thinking of making a fish supper my new staple though.

>>35861586
>>35861586
>Common Language
revisionism
>Common ethnicity (People that think post industrial revolution Scotland is ethnically disernable from England in any meaningful way are idiots)
revisionism
>300 years of being the same country and a much longer shared history
revisionism
>We share an Island
revisionism
>Both Protestant. Mainland is mainly Catholic
revisionism
>Very similar economies
revisionism
>Sports
revisionism
>Common culture, including but not exclusively: Attitudes towards others, attitudes towards work, Child raising, concepts of identity (as much as the SNP would like them to think otherwise), ways of interacting with people
revisionism
>Like I said, the concept of being 'European' is so broad that it is meaningless.
revisionism

its my birthday in a few weeks, lads. my mum and dad said i can have up to 1 grand spends. what stuff do you think i should get? i like video games, blu rays, and phones.

>>35861586

They have a distinct identity, they drag us down, England would be better off without Scotland.

>>35861604

I like a big sausage ;D

>>35861638
>my mum and dad said i can have up to 1 grand spends
spoilt twat

please refer to this post;
>>35861274

>>35861467
sorry, did i give you school days flashbacks? jamals earning 60k a year at a marketing firm now. got a nice ting on the roadside too u kno. hes got bigger man things to do than to make fun of neeks like yourself these days. my mans needs to humble himself.

Would Scotland remain in the Crown Commonwealth if they left?

>>35861676
They wanted to in 2014

They can fuck off though

>>35861643
My point is that Scottish 'distinct identity' is mostly artificial.

They have much more in common with us than they care to admit and they certainly ave more in common with us than those on the Continent.

I think I've sunk to a new low lads. I just got banned from my local McDonalds.

I'm not that hungry so I decided to just get a Happy Meal. The guy serving me said "Is that for you?" and I replied "No, give me the girl's toy, I've got a hot date with some hairless tonight."

The guy gave me my money back and said "We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone. Please leave the store."

Fucking raging lads. Was only a joke. Don't you think he overreacted?

>>35861660
>spoilt twat

you are just jelous. i deserve it for doing well in my schooling.

i might spend a few hundred on a part for me and my friends.

>>35861274
we're the reason you dolescum even have a penny to your names

ungrateful monkeys

>>35861686
Other than the language, Scotland is much closer politically and socially to Scandinavia.

>>35861707
>jelous.
>i deserve it for doing well in my schooling.

pick one you fucking gimp, and please refer to my post

>>35861719
yeah man, because you're a pillar of society, posting on /britfeel/ all day

bet you're a Londoner as well

>>35861724
You really are a special kind of stupid aren't you?

>>35861704
>store

hope you yelled "FOY"

>>35861704
>is that or you?
>nah mate, I'm off to rape to rape some kids after this

That's not a joke anon, that's how you end up like poley

>>35861724
You cant actually be serious.

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>>35861724
Do you happen to be Glaswegian?

>>35861757
>>35861775
I'm someone who has lived in both Scotland and Scandinavia.

Have you lads ever lived in one of them, let alone both?

>>35861746
>all southerners should fuck off
>not all southerners are meaningful contributors to society
you can't have it both ways lad