Enjoy your 10.67 microsecond lunch break, wagecuck.

>>35856768
Thanks, it's an hour and I'll be going to Arbys.

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>tfw boss won't let me take a break today because I spilled my cum cubes over the floor yesterday

Just fucking kill me, or wait I think my boss saw me using my phone! Looks like it might be over lads, I'll post an update if I survive.

>tfw boss caught me masterbating for the 3rd time this week

I don't think I have much longer lads, this is how people get fired

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>>35856792
Wow! An hour lunch! You must be a supervisor or something

My lunch can be however long I want it to be and it's completely paid for by mummy dearest

>>35856824
yeah dude youre on the clock

general rule is three masturbation related instances in work and your out

>brought my dog to work today and my boss if throwing a fit because he's a big Pitbull and likes to wander around the office
>doesn't believe it's my seeing eye dog because I never brought him before

I just wanted to spice things up fuck fuck fuck

>>35856768
>went over my lunch break by 0.04 boss minutes because I decided to chew my carrot one extra time
>sent to the bull mines where Im force to mine for big black bulls 13 hours a day until I'm rehabilitated

Shit, all they serve in the fucking mines is maggoty bread

>>35856768
>be me
>work for Skynet
>job us to travel back in time whenever a terminator droid falls over and upright it
>accidentally said hi to Sarah Connor and caused ab infinite time loop
>bosses breathing down my neck for eternity

Just pass beyond the event horizon already...

>>35856768
>work at neetcorp
>barely making my wagie post quota
>execs waiting for me to get fired to buy up all my Tendie stocks
>pretty sure wife is fucking my boss
>pretty sure this place is a front for Zionist jew ritualists
>boss keeps calling me buddy
>hey buddy
>how's it going buddy
>keep up the good work buddy
>buddy is about to snap buddy
>mop the floors with an ak47 buddy

>>35856768
>Be me, PC Master Race
>learn to code 'cause I'm not a fucking degenerate
>now work as a game designer w/ flex hours
>roll in about 10:30am
>leave after the boss man (~5:30)
>hour long lunch

I work less than 6 hours a day doing something that I love and get paid $74,000. Enjoy your NEETbux, poorfag.

>>35857054
DELEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*stops to gasp for air*EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETE THIS