Are eyebags the #1 sign someone is a robot?

I sit in the dark (windows covered) so when I do finally go outside once in a bluemoon people see my eyes and ask why I'm so tired. That's how you can tell the fake robots from the real ones, look at their eyes.

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The eye bags combined with my strange disposition has caused a number of people to assume I was on drugs. I've never touched drugs, stop assuming I'm a pothead REEEEEEEE

>>35856632
I've always perceived people with eyebags as more "raggedy" in a good way. Mine look very familiar to pic related

I look like a total fucking creep without my glasses.

>>35856632
>why are you so tired, anon?
>did you not sleep?
>you need to go to bed early
>>35856710
I had this happen all through high school. I smoked a little pot when I was a senior but that was it. even when I wasn't high I always had people tell me I'm high because I just act high I guess

agatha is as normal of a cunt as there could be, no, eyebags are not a robot sign

>>35856963
didnt always have eyebags

>>35856632
I have these and i hate them. It doesnt matter how much i sleep they dont go away. Im sick of normies telling be its because of x, y or z as well.
>fix your diet anon
>sleep more anon
All i do is fucking sleep and cook. I eat fucking great and i sleep plenty. Both my parents have rings around their eyes like bloody kiss and ive inherited the problem.

>>35856632
I don't mind my eye bags as I got used to them and it's just part of me from insomnia and parents abusing me but balding is where life went too far. I can't even hide my eye bags with hair anymore.

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>Try to find way to fix them or at least make them less prominent.
>"Just drink less alcohol."
>"Just eat kale."
>"Just get surgery bro"
>"Just use make up that's how I fixed mine!" -t. female

Worse than shitty "jus b urself" advice.

It can also be a sign of iodine deficiency.

>>35857124
how do i fix this? I dont really want to take potassium iodide.

>tfw airport security stops me to check my pupils

>>35856632
Yes I have that problem too. Maybe one week every year they'll go away completly overnight and the next day its like my face is shining, then a week later they return and stay for the rest of the year, no matter what I eat or how long/well I sleep. My skin is also very pale, especially in my face.

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>tfw I've had dark circles since 1st grade

Those and my almost permanent blood shot eyes make me look cracked out.

I stopped trying to get rid of them because I'm pretty sure mine are due to genetics.

>>35856632
female here so apparently I can't be a robot, and I have bags under my eyes n people constantly ask me if I'm high.

A kid in school even told people that my dad beat me because he thought I 'had that look in my eyes'...
weird

>>35858265
Fuck off women cant be robots because no matter how ugly you are someone can and will love you eventually.

>>35858312
that's why I said 'I can't be a robot', thus proving the point that eyebags aren't only for robots kek

>>35857962
>be 24
>never drank alcohol
>never took any drugs
>last medicine I took was cough syrup in elementary school or something
>exercise everyday
>drink only water and milk
>eat relatively well

Yet I look like a fucking junkie all the time

>>35857124
Not really possible if you live in a first world country and consume table salt regularly

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is my eye ok or not

>>35858761
It's attached to a tripfag, so clearly not.

My dark circles are a symptom of sinus allergies (see: "allergic shiners") so sleep has no effect. Regular Flonase use helps me look less like a zombie, but only somewhat less.

>>35858858
if i turn it off will you tell me if my eye is ok

>>35858761
Looks like a horror fanny.

>>35858932
What's a horror fanny, English isn't my first language sorry.

>>35856632
I think one of the reason I have them may be caused be wrong life style and too much cholesterol in blood

Being fatass and having too much cholesterol can also cause fordyce spots

>>35858977
A vagina that one might see in a horror movie, just as the lucky gentleman is about to penetrate at full force.

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>>35859012
Oh. So my eyes are not good then

>>35859047
nah, it's fine, kind of narrow and bulgy, but egregiously so

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>>35859069
>NOT egregiously so
fug

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>>35859069
here is better picture, i guess.

>>35859090
i think the quality of the photo itself really hurts how it looks

>>35859112
>CUTE GIRL EYES

GET OUT

>>35859112
Too small to tell, post a better pic faggot

>>35859112
Those eyes look cute and girly.
I enjoy looking at them but I'm going to have to ask you to leave due to unwritten rules of this board's culture. Please, respect my autism.

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>he doesn't know everyone has this

women use makeup

>>35856632
Glad there's a thread on this. It's been pissing me off so much I've considered plastic surgery.

Only problem is the skin below my eyes is relatively thin (not puffy) which seems like it would make a procedure problematic.