I have to go to prison tomorrow for almost 2 years. Farewell

What did you do faggot ?

>>35855858

cheated a company out of money

dont forget to rape a guy on your first day

>>35855880
Was it worth it?

Originiri

/pol/fags never learn

>>35855904

i guess not

lost my job, gf, place to live + 2 years forced vacation now

Hope you get fucked in the ass OP

>>35855844
Isn't there a separate prison for white collar crime? I guess it depends on your country. Good luck OP

>>35855952

hope I don't

>>35855880
how much money faggot
also more details so please

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>>35855948
>gf
Just go to fucking jail already, faggot.

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>>35855844
long time prison man here.
its not actually that bad, you will learn a lot of important things.
but just remember, if someone tells you to go put your shoes on, prepare your face.

>>35856027

almost 200k over 4 years to up my salary :). They traced it back to me cause some new hire faggot started digging for no reason

>he did it for free

>>35856035

K

>>35856062

what important things

i like how OP's super sad about going to jail but everyone just says go to jail fag. guys r u really that heartless lol

>>35856134

ah well im okay with that tbqh

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>>35856147
oh. well good luck with jailtime op. take this rat with you

>>35855844
Nice dubs. Get swole in prison and fukk some bitches when you get out. Good luck

Lol that sounds shit. Yeah just spend 2 years getting jacked.

>>35855948
>nigg out and steal what isn't yours
>have a gf, a place to live - things robots would dream of
>boohoo pls have sympathy for me, i'm a robot just like you guise

i legitimately hope you get raped by a nigger in jail

>>35856291

when did i ask for sympathy again

i just wanted to say goodbye. You faggots here helped me through dark times.

>>35856128
Kill dat nigger

>>35856354
>goodbye friends

we aren't your friends
you aren't like us
you want to pretend you are so you can feel like a special snowflake and 'different' whilst reaping all the benefits of NOT being like us

enjoy prison faggot. Say hi to tyrone for me

>>35856551

>pretend r9k is a homogenous group

hallo reddit ...

>>35856551
>that /b/ tier fake hatred
why do people want to recreate that shitty trap porn board?

>>35856551
>muh r9k is le sekrit grup
fuck off back to plebbit nigger faggot

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>>35856588
>>35856600
>>35856641
oh look its more triggered normies

>haha r9k isnt a secret club nerrrrrrrrrrd, me and my gf post here all the time after football practice - i even learnt to tell people to go to reddit if they disagree with me

>>35856134

Well, he did admit that he stole 200k. He deserves to go to federal pound me in the ass prison.

>>35855895

this
channel the rape ape

>>35856551

fuck you nokhor i've been in a cell before and i'm as much of a robot as anyone here.

kill yourself.

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At least you'll be qualified for a job when you get out! See pic related.

>tfw employers would rather hire ex-cons than a 4'11" one-eyed retard with hearing aids.

>>35856861

>mimimimimi life is howwible and the odds are stacked against me!
>but if you try to better yourself you deserve to get ass raped

crab mentality

>>35855880
Why do they send people to prison for that?

Learn to make a manpon quickly.

>>35856698
lol who the fuck makes these shitty autistic comic strips

who makes these shitty autistic posts

BRO listen!!!!!
if its prison be careful dont think ur gunna get raped u prob wont. just stand ur ground stay quiet at first and stand up for ur self they will test u immediately

IF COUNTY jai; just chill those places are way more comfy than u think. just eat ur food, sleep when u can/want watch tv and play cards with dudes if u can, be nigger/polite like be nice but in a confident, illeterate kinda way

good luck dude its not as bad as u think just be a man and ull be out in no time

>>35857139

thanks friend

>>35856953

Robin Hood is a meme

>>35855844
Your only crime was getting caught. Godspeed anon.

>>35858074

See you on the other side my dude

>>35855844
Have fun with your criminal record once you get out faggot.

Good luck fella, hope your life isn't too ruined.

>>35855844
You dumb fucker, don't steal like a nigger next time. Good luck finding a job when you get out because you're a fucking con now.
Keep your head down, hit the prison library as often as possible, do correspondence courses, participate in any and all training programs they offer, have someone top up your comissary account to buy things for barter, and find a crew or buddies to chill with. Don't join that retarded gang shit. You're only gonna get more time added on for that and risk getting shanked or beaten until your eyeball pops out. Hit the weights as often as you can too. Do as much exercise in your cell as you can. If a fight breaks out, you might end up on your own for 5 minutes until the screws come. Stay in shape.
Take the two years to refocus and improve yourself and learn from your mistakes.

>>35858242
Commissionary*

goodbye anon
good luck :)

>>35858122

thanks

>>35858218

theres nothing left to ruin

>>35858242

thanks for the solid advice. Yeah no gangs for me thats for sure.

>>35858273

:)