Match on tinder

>>35854154
Tinder is known to be very direct

Say "oh wow you're even cuter than when I swiped, how's it goin" or some shit

Jk I've never had a relationship but fr tinder Is a direct flirt game

>>35854154
if you're this much of an asspie you've already lost
also tinder chicks are nothing to have, meet a girl naturally for fuck sake

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>>35854154
>tfw met girl on tinder last week
>has already asked to bear my children and be my cute housewife

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>>35854189
>meet a girl naturally

The only time that happened i became obssesed with the poor girl for 4 years. I just dont want to be alone forever

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>>35854269
Post your conversations anon.

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Bump dyke kyke die

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>>35854291
This was from last night

She is as good as I will ever get solid 9 idek why she wants me

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Men are pathetic
If you're a girl you'll literally be inundated with guys asking you out and offering to shower you with money
It's pathetic
Pic related is a dummy account, tried to find the ugliest pictures possible to use

>>35854869
Girl here, had a bio that said something like take me on vacation.

Had loads of offers of from rich guys going on vacation, literally could have travelled the world for free

>>35854820
Post her profile pic. And then yours

>>35854991
But you do realize the best scenario that you get is a destroyed hole and the worst is you get killed?

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>>35854991
This was in 5 minutes. 22 matches. I have spent maybe, 4 years grinding away on this stupid app, trying to get laid. 5 minutes.
Women livee life on easy mode and bitch and moan about it.

>>35854820
>I don't know why she wants me
>free housing off base

Oh wow, almost like she wants a free pass at life since you're a militarycuck retard. She wants to live the NEET dream but blame it on you with your future child and justify it so society doesn't blame her.

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>>35855031
>"want to fuck"
>tfw you will never be this smooth

>>35855029
Not all guys are from 4chan

They were decent guys mostly. They would have wanted it to be romantic but they knew they weren't entitled to it

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>>35854991
this was my profile
I picked a disgusting hamplanet with insanely high standards

>>35855072
>can suck a mean dick

fucking kek

>>35854154
openers dont fucking matter. tinder is all about attractiveness

just say hi.

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>>35855031
STOP RED PILLING ME SHES NOT LikE THE OTHER GiRLS REEEEEEEEEEEEEE SHES NOT LIKE THE OTHER GIRLS

This was supposed to be an advice thread from normie 9000 thousand

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>>35854820
>solid 9

Whatever you say desu

>>35855040
>she's extremely attractive, traditional and wants to be my housewife
>>I want a cute traditional housewife
>she wants a kid
>>I want a kid
>can give her tricare and shit
>>I want to get that sweet sweet BAH

Seems like a good deal to me fampai

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>>35855335
She pretty much looks like Ana from frozen

>>35855410
>She pretty much looks like Ana from frozen
Then post her pic faggot

>>35854997
Nice try admin Marine trying to rob me of my housing allowance

>>35855031
what the fuck, even with a photo of a hambeast like that? God damn i hate being a guy

>>35854154
More than half the girls on tinder only use it for validation. Less than a third is actually looking to meet people.

Might as well try to win the lottery and buy a high end mail order bride with the jackpot.

>>35854820
>using emojis
get the fuck off this board

>>35855561
>implying I don't ironically use emojis
I've gone full fucking circle and now under infinite layers of irony I'm a normie

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>hot model picture
>"Send me 5 dollars and see what happens"
>hey we have two mutual friends
>that's enough to find out who it is on facebook
>it's a fat bitch with a gross face

Guys, it's not just one scam company with a bunch of bots. Somebody is spreading this scam idea to the roasties..

>>35855628
I actually kind of feel this. I only use emojis ironically, like the ghetto meme emojis.

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>>35855668
I actually hate myself now, the one thing I set out to destroy.. I have become

>>35855064
You really are naive. Go on one of those trips, I fucking double-dare you.

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ATTENTION /R9K/
I'm looking for the anon who posted pic related.
I think he's doing God's work and I want to help him.
tl;dr :
>create Chad accounts
>give validation to all roasties on Tinder
>destroy what little hope non-Chads in the area had to get a roastie's attention since they're talking to "Chad"
>bring the beta uprising a little closer

>>35854154
just be yourself
what happens when you meet up?
exactly, beeing yourself is the best way, sadly

>>35855954
This is the most frustrating thing about women sexuality, it's completely comparative in nature. Show a man 5 women that are 8/10 and he'll see 5 8/10 women, show a woman 5 men that are 8/10 and she'll re-stratify them from 1 to 10 based on decimal points.

>>35854991
>for free

suckin and fuckin is some kind of work too though, pleasurable one if you will, but work nonetheless, nothing is free you dumb roastie

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>>35855954
Kek I love this guy already, he is absolutely devilish

>>35855954
I like these sort of ideas a lot. Resisting a movement and being on the defensive sometimes doesn't work when a movement has a lot of momentum. Often times it is best to direct that momentum off a cliff.

>>35856140
that sort of makes sense in a biological sense because women used to get pregnant for 9 months after having sex. the time investment difference is pretty large

>>35855629
normies have already shared this idea over instagram

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Can anyone give me 5-10 pics of a girl? I wanna try this out. Will try on lesbians first.

>>35855369
She's going to divorce you and find chad.

>>35854186
>oh wow you're even cuter than when I swiped

lolwat people say cheesy sheet like that?

>>35857310
>implying I won't be her Chad
I'd probably just kill her tbqh

>>35856140
Working as intended. Pregnancy is a heavy investment for women, so evolution wants them to choose only the best seed. Evolution has designed their sexual drive to be this way.

>>35857278
I'll find you a set for 25% of the revenue.

>>35857624
That actually make sense
>men have lesser standards because we're designed to fuck as many women possible to continue our species, hardwired into out primal instincts
>women have higher standards because they are designed to chose the ones they find the most suitable out of those many guys interested

modern culture and social media interactions just multiply those percentages for both men and women