robots assemble!

just pull out your dick in front of her

does she know you exist? this is the first step

do the same

This is definitely the best place to go to get advice on how to fuck a woman.

Drill a small hole through the wall, watch her schlick

>>35852922
If you can hear then Shea probably getting fucked not masturbating
Also
>single mum
>robot
The equation dosent add up. Go get a hooker

Noisily masturbate every time she does. Make sure she hears you.

>>35852922

explain what you can hear in more detail op

Is she good looking?

>>35853015
There is like no noise isolation here. I've heard her getting fucked by random guys before, it sounds way different than when she masturbates.

>>35853021
I don't know how to noisily fap tho

>>35853029
Face is kinda meh but she has been working out lately so her body is alright-ish. Also virgins can't be choosers.

>>35853037
>I don't know how to noisily fap tho

screech everytime you stroke your pinner you fuckin faggot

Put a note through her door.

I hear you masturbating every morning after you drop your kid off at school. You are very sexy and I like it a lot. Would you prefer to have sex with me instead of masturbating?

[_] YES!!!!!!!!
[_] no
[_] undecided

Cook some bacon and go out on the balcony and smoke a cigarette while you listen to some music.

Maybe the smell will get her outside to say hi if she's really lonely.

>>35853046
>>I don't know how to noisily fap tho
>screech everytime you stroke your pinner you fuckin faggot


This. Be all like FAPFAPFAPFAPFAP UHHGGNN UHHGNN AHHHHHHHHH *heavy breathing*

Maybe make a comment like "Holy shit that was some big cummies"

>>35852922
Dick through the letterbox

>>35853076
Or he could alternatively wait till she's fapping. He a step ladder and expose himself to her peephole.

>>35853046
>>35853074
Do i just yell REEEEEEE while i stroke?
Are girls even attracted to male moaning like guys are attracted to girls moaning??

>>35853101
Yeah they love guys that make noise and talk dirty. Better than laying there like an autist being socially awkward

>>35853101
>are girls attracted to male moaning

No, if you make noises to the extent that a girl does it will put her off

Wait till she already started and then knock on her door to ask for some bullshit thingy.
Wear something tight. If you're not autistic it's easy

>>35853161
Will she even open if she's in the middle of fapping tho? What if i sperg out or she gets mad?

>>35853201
Yes.

What the fuck kind of advice you expect? "Don't sperg out"? Only you know how much a sperg you are

>>35853201
Have a few drinks before hand, it will up your confidence, knock on the door, make sure you look tidy and if you play it right you might get your dick wet

>>35853227
>>35853234
What do i say?
>h-hi y-you sound hot when i creepily listen to your moans, w-wanna fuck? ehehe

>>35852922
>Break into her house
>scatter a trail of roses leading to her bedroom
>position yourself in a provocative manner while in the nude on her bed
Trust me, she'll give you a good suck.

>>35853245
>"Hey, I live next door. M-my name is... uhh .. Chad. Yeah. I'm Chad."
>unzip fly

>>35853245
Introduce yourself as her neighbor, small talk etc, if she likes you then keep at it, dont expect le fuk straight away though

Record noises and post it on /r9k/.

>>35852922
first get hard. then
knock on her door a bit after she gets home when she answers all flustered lean on the doorframe and ask "would you like some company" she'll see the boner and she'll get it.
if she doesnt then point to it. worst that can happen is she tells you to fuck off if u whip ur dick out she can call sexual harrasement

>>35853037
its called moaning

>>35853486
More like
>get a boner
>knock at her door
>tell her you need a service
She will stares at your dick during all the conversation
And she will acts like a slut

>>35853552
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWNaR-rxAic
erogenal comment

>>35853552
>>35853600
>ops neighbor is actually an escort
>he says he needs a service
>she says sure that will be 200$ for 30 minutes, come in