>oh my god look, anon has a boner >Are you still a virgin anon?

>>35852869
Fuck being at a party like that would a literal nightmare for me.

Why I don't go.

>make out with with qt3.14
>get hard
>"omg anon, you haven't been laid in a while, eh"
>tfw never got laid

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What's the point of these 2-3 line threads where you're supposed to roleplay as someone who is socially awkward?

>>35852869
ive never been to a pool party

More of the one on the right? She looks like she might have nice hips.

>>35853366
What is Sam doing there?

>>35853730
Also this

>>35852924
>tw-twenty four years

>>35852869
>Not for much longer >:D

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>>35852869

that asian looks filthy as fuck its pretty hot

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They arent even that attractive. I dont see how you could get a raging hard on in this situation.

I would probably tape my willy to my leg if I was going to an event like this.

>implying anyone would be able to see my erection

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>>35855493
That's like some Scary movie worthy face right here.

>>35852869
No but I'll be one if that'll get me all 3 of you in bed with me.

i can't go to functions anymore because human behavior drives me crazy.

>>35855493
hey, crab man

originally

>>35852924
Can't get hard: Not a real man
Get hard easily: Not a real man

You just can't win

>>35857584
Yes you can: learn to control yourself instead of being a creep.

>>35857835
>just be yourself
Good advice desu.

>>35856777
Hey Earl.
Orgonzo.

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>>35857835
>instead of being a creep
why do normalfaggots say this so much?

>>35858323
>why do normalfaggots say this so much?
Why do robots act like creeps so much?

>>35852869
>move, bitch, you're blocking Chad

Roasties BTFO

>>35857835
How about you stop judging people based off basic human biological functions. If I get a boner, I get a boner. If I fart, I fart. I don't give a fuck what you think.

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>>35852869
>qt of my dreams gets drunk at my house, says she's too drunk to drive home, stays over
>asks if I'm a virgin
>ofc I am
>we don't fuck because I'm too embarassed
>she thought I was rejecting her but really I'm just a sperg
It was over a year ago and I'm still fucking seething with rage about it.

wow a bunch of drunk morons. piss off.

>>35858667
If you "don't give a fuck what people think", then obviously you're okay with people judging you about your poor manners/hygiene and creepy behaviour.

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>>35852869

A boner...
Over you girls..
heh...
Im simply flexing

>>35852869
>tfw no slutty westernized asian gf

>>35858731
Yeah but I'm not OK with you doing it to others and trying to put them down for it.

>>35858840
But she's not even a particularly good looking Asian. Look at her face, not her body.

>>35858496
I hope you die soon. And this is coming from a girl.
The word "creep" is overrused so fucking much, and it makes you look like a condescending overtly judgmental piece of garbage that should die off quickly.

>>35858947
ugh what a fcking creep

>>35858947
Creeper alert creeper alert

>>35852924
You should've said
>Nah can you break the streak?

Don't make me take my belt out.

>>35858896
Maybe, but I'm not good looking either. I find average/cute friendly girls more attractive than 10/10 bitchy instagram models.

>>35858947
>oh and btw I'm a girl

>>35859214
she used it justifiably there, a gril's opinion is more respected by normals than an adult's

>>35859214
>>oh and btw I'm a girl
girl here, can confirm she is totally a girl

>>35852869

>implying I would ever have a boner over simpleton rostie whores.

>implying if I ever got in this situation I wouldn't just say "yes I'm a virgin" and they would stare at me like I was a monster and I wouldn't care

Nice try.

>>35858947
Totally disagree. I don't think it's used *enough*. Case in point, an admitted sexual assaulter is POTUS. We need to do more to stop men from these behaviours that make women unwelcome, uncomfortable, and unsafe.

>>35852869
>implying I'd ever be invited to party
>implying I leave my apartment other than work

Try harder faggit

>>35858731
You think getting hard from kissing someone attractive is "creepy"?? Do people may not ger hard from kissing you but it's actually expected if you aren't shrek

>>35852869
None of those girls are boner-worthy

>>35855493

Holy shit that expression. Best reaction pic.

>>35857835
>Control and uncontrollable biological function
k

>>35852869
If I had an erection my trunks would be split in half.

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>>35860113
Indeed my good sir!