Homolust feels

>>35850996
tfw no qt to homolust after me

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>>35850996
And he's going to beat you up, faggot! Hope the footage goes viral.

>tfw 6'7" and have a crush on my cute 5'6" friend and don't know how to bring it up without seeming like a rapey giant

>tfw standing next to cute boy in elevator
>sperg out and don't say anything or make eye contact and whisper "good bye"

>>35851058
>tfw no tall girl (male) to like short boys

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>>35850996
>that Fatboy in cc who is a chad
>Fatboy has good genetics because he's hwp
>built like a 325 pound linebacker
>how can such a fat fuck have such an appealing face
>he's a mutt no less
>Stacy and boqueesha want the d

I literally lust after and stalk this fatty. I want him to push me down and force all his weight on top of me, my boy cooch aches thinking about it. Too bad the little half niglet is straight.

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>Only boy I had a real crush on was in my class when I was in middle school

He wasn't really masculine, he was small and cute and I would tease him sometimes just to be able to talk to him

>>35851134
Tell us about him

oringeo

>closeted
>have sudden strong urge to kiss my straight friend at work
>suddenly stop talking to him mid conversation and walk away

Hope he thought I was just sick or busy or something.

Quit gay thread laddies

>>35851123
>lusting after fat niglets
consider suicide

>>35851058
Just rape him anyway, it's not like he can fight back. And then tell him, if he thinks about squealing, that nobody would have sympathy for a faggot.

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>tfw the only guy to ever homolust after me lives on the other end of the country
>hung out irl for a couple days but because he had to stay with me at my parents house and we were just meeting irl for the first time, nothing lewd happened
>he told me later he wanted to hold hands when we were out in public but was too shy to bring it up

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>>35851152
W-Well...

He had blonde medium-ish hair. Not really short, but nowhere near shoulder length. I don't know how to describe it. He was small, not really manly, not overly-popular, but I thought he was really cute for some reason. We had band class together, and he was just kind of one of my friends' friends. He made me feel funny and confused inside, he made me really scared that I might be gay. I think in the beginning I thought it was just a strong feeling of wanting to be friends. I didn't know how to approach him or get to know him, so I would just come up to him and say stupid stuff. I never did anything more, and the year ended and we got different classes and I didn't see him anymore.

>>35851303
Did you go to OLMC? You kinda are describing me.

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>>35851318
No, it started with an M, sorry...

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>tfw was massive scene/alt fagboy
>tfw use to dress in girl hoodies and girl tshirts since guys clothes weren't cute enough
>tfw hungout with all the football guys and had a crush on a few of them
>tfw Austin will never drive you out to the country and flirt with you like he did with his gf's
y liv desu

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>>35851350
>Austin

O-One of my friends was named Austin...he never played football, but we would play MMOs online together. He was mean to me sometimes but we were still friends

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>>35850996
>be me in highschool
>be autistic, lovable big guy
>have crush on qt feminine male classmate
>he has the softest lips i'd ever seen
>desperately want them wrapped around my dick
>terrified of being labeled a homo
>quietly orbit him and admire his beautiful face and body
>go home and masturbate furiously to the thought of him kissing and licking my cock
>go to sleep depressed and confused (and cuddling my pillow)
homolust is pain...

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Why you turn your trip off Sharpie?

>very feminine with long hair during early teens
>never knew any gays because of living in a small town
>online everyone lusts after you for being qt but nobody even lives in the same country
>slowly getting older and wasting away without anu relationships in sight

I'm starting to be so lonely ugh I just want to hold someones hand

>>35851553
finland, is that u

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>>35850996
Story time, robots
>be me, 6'5", 220 lbs, fit as fuck college student
>friends from a few different "cliques," including jocks, nerds, stoners, frat boys, etc.
>one of my stoner friends is a homofaggot sexual
>I'm nice to him, but I can tell he eyerapes me when I'm around
>I politely ignore it
>he texts me every day asking if I want to go smoke with him
>I mostly study and go to the gym, but every now and then I indulge
>One day he texts me asking to go smoke and I ignore it because I'm working on a project
>Sitting in my dorm with headphones on, working on the compy
>Someone softly knocks on the door, I don't hear it
>Starts knocking harder and yelling in the hallway
>I hear it this time and go to see wtf is happening
>It's homostoner, standing in the hallway with tears in his eyes
>Looks up at me with that familiar homolust
>"S-sorry anon, I thought you were ignoring me."
>Tell him to relax, I'm just busy
>By now there's a scene in the hallway, lots of people around because of the screaming faggot
>For some reason he decides now is his chance
>He tells me he loves me and wants to come in
>I tell him it's not like that for me at all, I have no interest in his boipucc
>He's crying and screaming that he knows I love him too
>I 100% don't, and I'm starting to get pissed because he's drawing a crowd
>I tell him to knock it the fuck off and get out of here, I'm not a homosaxophone
>He starts trying to push his way into my room so he can "show me how good he can be for me"
>I shove him back, not even hard, but he's a lil skelly and I'm a big guy (not for him)
>He goes sprawling across the floor like I threw a boulder at his head
>Looks up at me like I just broke his heart and his ass (but not the way he wanted me to)
>I tell him to fuck off and never come back, he's being way too weird and I don't want him
>He runs off crying down the hallway
>Entire dorm is out in the hall staring at me
>Dude in the hallway says "fag"
>Everyone laughs
homolust, not even once

>>35852164
>Dude in the hallway says "fag"
>Everyone laughs
like pottery

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>tfw homolusting after straight best friend
Is there a worse feel?

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>>35850996
>Be me
>Take drawing lessons
>qt guy with black long hair
>Twink and obviously gay
>always talks about some gay shit like fashion and trends
>Has a qt butt and physique
>He probably only sees me as a friend

what do?

>>35852450
i mean he probably acts like he sees everyone as a friend, cause he'd have to assume most guys aren't gay. maybe just hint at being gay, or come out on some social media that he'll see.

>>35851582
One bullet in head please

>>35852475
finlaaand
you deleted me on steam :( i thought we were special

i bet you talk lewd with all the boys

>>35852468
Not sure i wanna come out just yet not even in private but I'm a huge lalala. How could i be more discreet about it?

>>35852450
playing hard to get is for both genders man, don't admit defeat!

>>35852494
Touch his butt accidentally but on purpose. Or just say his hair or eyes are nice/cute. Would let him know you're gay but you could play it off to others as just a regular compliment or some shit.

>>35852622
Thanks for the advice anon. I'll try and see how it goes
>>35852572
The thing is I'm not sure he thinks I'm gay ,most people were shocked when I told them i was gay irl.

>>35852350
The fact that he knows but won't be gay for you.

>tfw straight khv who met a cute girl(male) online but already drifting apart before having a chance to meet up