What do you smell like /r9k/?

>>35850470
Piss and urine

>>35850470
I smell like aventus, tuscan leather, l'air du desert marocain, sensei, tobacco oud or my secret personal favourite scent that I tell nobody about.

(it's cum)

>>35850470
Girly deodorant, sweat and sadness.

Old Spice

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>>35850470
Old dried cum and coffee.

just myself with a tiny bit of deodorant at most. my gf loves that

my hand smells like nothing
my arm smells like nothing
my shirt smells like frozen vegetables and dust
my shorts smell like berries
my dick smells faintly like cum
my fingers smell like old food
my lips smell like nothing
the air around me smells like plants
my nipple smells like nothing
my saliva tastes like nothing
my hair smells like dust

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>>35850795
Modern or vintage?

>>35850470
I mostly wear following perfumes:
-D&G The One
-Blue De Chanel
-CH Men
-Chanel Allure Homme Sport Eau Extreme

These are all insane compliment getters.
Your attractiveness is instantly boosted by wearing cologne. Also gotten quite a few compliments (by females).

Why aren't you guys wearing cologne right now?

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>>35850470
Like this.

very original

>>35850470
Joe Malone, Seasalt and sandalwood. I love it, it's my favorite cologne, by a wide margin. Burberry original is what I've gotten the most compliments on, though.

>>35850999
trips speak the truth.
You heard it robots, get cologne right now!

Polo Black, the wife likes it. Also cum, coffee, and pickles.

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>>35850470
kind of obligatory

>>35850999
>Why aren't you guys wearing cologne right now?
Because I have two rotting teeth and the rest of them are yellow from 10 years of smoking.
I don't even bother wearing cologne, I just wash my clothes and sometimes maybe use some deodorant.

>>35850470
Tabac black is better.

It's a shame it's impossible to find these days.

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i switch the old spice occasionally

>>35850867
>my lips smell like nothing
How did you smell them?

Disapointment
and cum

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>>35850470
Like this, I guess.

Original comment.

haven't showered properly since Friday night and I stink of weed, fags/ rollies, grass and alcohol

Fresh clothes. tobacco and acqua di gio aftershave

Breddy gud, I sweat very easily though

>>35850470
Motor Oil and metal shavings.

I love my job

Cigarettes and cheap, sweet smelling aftershave right now.

>>35850477
Also old semen and sweat

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Not a man but I just wanted to comment that this is hands down the best scent I've ever smelled on a man and I wish more men wore it.

>>35852543
Sorry anon, but that shit smells like the combination of a plant shop and a weed plantation.

cigarettes coffee cat piss and depression