Could the D.E.N.N.I.S system possibly work in real life?

>>35849497
If you're a Chad like Dennis, definitely

Isn't that just normal dating?

>>35849509
>Dennis is a Chad
Lmao did you watch the highschool ep?

>>35849607

There's something to be learned from Dennis though.

I am drunk while typing this so forgive any typos.

Anyway, you can fake being a Chad enough for girls to shag you. Dennis is so full of himself that he actually does have complete confidence in himself, despite some psychotic failings.

>>35849497
Not only could it work, it actually does work.

>>35849497
Assuming I had the balls to call a girl from a payphone while pretending to be a stalker, then yes. It would work swimmingly. The rest of it is pretty spot-on though.

>>35850141
>YOU'RE GONNA DIE BITCH
>WELCOME TO HELL

>>35850163
Now that's a true alpha move. But true ladies' men also have a way of manipulating women that is much more subtle.

>>35849497
What's this? Who's Dennis?

>>35849497
The dog leash thing is textbook... but if ur gonna have a wingman like charlie even dont bother