what do you do in bars if you're there alone?

>>35849270
drink alcohol, what else would you do retard

>>35849286
but how do you meet people? i can sit there and drink all night and nothing happens

>>35849270
sing "99 bottles of beer on the wall"
set the jukebox to play dolly parton for three straight hours

>>35849270
Drink, watch TV, talk to the bartender, browse 4chan on your phone

>>35849330
Depends what kind of bar, you might end up meeting people because alcohol is social lubricant

>>35849270
grab the money from the register pee on the floor throw ice everywhere pound lemons into your eyes drink the salt slap your mcnuggets on the bar grab the oldest bottle of whiskey then walk out

>>35849270
I went to watch horse races and met a guy who was a hockey coach and two people (one girl) who was playing mario on the bigscreen. I joined in, it was a good night.

Just relax and (((be yourself)))

>>35849807
>(((be yourself)))
what's jewish about that?