How do I move from a small town to a warm metropolitan area

STAY AWAY FROM THE CITY. IVE LIVED IN ONE MY ENTIRE LIFE AND HATE IT WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING.
EVERYTHING IS DIRTY.
NOBODY SPEAKS ENGLISH.
IT SMELLS TERRIBLE.
THERE ARE NO OPEN OR GREEN AREAS.

>>35849290
Go outside the city to see green stuff

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Either be rich, have a job offer in that city, or hobo it. There's really no way you can just up and move somewhere unless you have good work experience and saved up money for travel costs, staying at a hotel and living expenses until you get a job and find a place to live.

Also don't come to Los Angeles, you will not make it here, no one does.

>>35849310
Why not just live in the country? I can't afford to drive there all the time.

>>35849290
>nobody speaks english

Your fault for living in Montreal

>>35849343
Not from Montreal. I live in Toronto, everything is an Arabic or Chinese. The ones that can speak English have an accent thick as molasses. And immigrants are gross too. They don't have any manners.

>>35849334
Just take the bus

Originsl

>>35849414
>take the bus
>on the highway 90 miles into the country

>>35849427
It is not 90 fucking miles to see grass fuck off stop looking for reasons

>>35849375
>I live in Toronto, everything is an Arabic or Chinese

No it isn't. The hell are you talking about?

>>35849290
You realize that parks exist, right?

>>35849226
follow the cockroaches

http://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/filename/IMG_1870.jpg/
holy shit
you are still at it

months and months of this same terrible post