>grandma accidentally froze to death in the semen tundra

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>sister slipped in the semen slush and shattered her shin

>mom got decapitated by the diarrhea lawnmower

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>father was crushed by the cum gargantuan

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>quadriplegic centenarian broke through the surface crust of the semen reservoir

>>35848599
Post it on liveleak if you're not too traumatized

>mom found the anal prolapse monkey bars

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>friend got robbed by the poopy-pants bandit

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>Mexican cleaning lady got scorched to death by the fiery pits of bowel discharge

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>Papa accidentally shrunk himself down to bug sized irreversibly in the praying mantis enlarger

he's fighting off an army of beetles as we speak

>>35848543
>mother was banished to the white piss dimension

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>fourth grade science teacher was possessed by the ghost of orgasms past

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>aunt died from a bad case of diarrhea of the vagina

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>second cousin twice removed was atomically discombobulated by the transorbital masturbator oscillator

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>qt neighbor girl got dildoed to death by the ejaculation automation