What would you go back and tell yourself at age 18 if you could?

>>35848401
>haha newfag, it'll only get worse

>>35848401
Accept the combat engineer position in the army you got offered. Kill as many sand niggers as possible.

>>35848401
Stop being fucking autistic and start lifting.

>>35848401
I'd go back at age 17 and tell myself to forget all about 4chan.

>>35848401
Hang yourself.

It will only get worse.

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You listen to me you fucking faggot ,Tyler is not your friend and never was. He is going fuck Rachel at Codys' birthday party, and your dumb ass is going to walk in on it. You need to nut up, face facts, and realize she never loved you no matter how much she my have convinced you otherwise.Just focus on school and try to forget about both of them. It will be rough, and you will feel a deeper sorrow than you thought humanly possible but you'll get over it... eventually.

>>35848401
"things are going to turn out exactly how you expected they would and there's nothing you can do about it, killing yourself would be wise"

>>35848401
The quicker you fuck, the better. Not doing anything is the same as death.

>>35848401
LEAVE THIS PLACE

IT IS TOXIC

Stop playing wow and spend your time online learning language and reading about interesting shit

How these 9 years flew by...

Don't bother going to college because "it's what everybody else is doing" you'll just change your major twice then drop out. Oh and get a job too you lazy bum

>>35848401
avoid the girl called denice

practice guitar more

fuck off doing computer shit do a plumbing trade

make more of an effort with your dad he was redpilled and hated alot of things and you only find that out long after he died

build a pc consoles are shit

kick the shit out of kev,you do it 2x anyway but instead of becoming mates with him just beat him up instead

get help sooner

Kill Tony. Save Maze from him.

>>35848401
That relationship with your qt virgin high school sweetheart isn't going to work out. She won't love you anymore in 5 years time.

t. your 22 year old self

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NO DICKGIRLS, YOU IDIOT

>>35848595
This, if I had done this my life won't be so bad.
Anyways since Im 18 I guess it's not to late, I guess I should leave here and don't come back, unless things don't change in a year or two I guess I really am fucked for life, if had just stopped using 4chan at 17 and focused on my oneitis I would had been happy with my oneitis, but I let this place ruin that, why most life be so harass.

For a weak and ineffectual guy like you, College is not about getting laid. It's about making the right decisions so you get laid at 25.

>>35848401
>Stay the fuck away from Q, she's nothing but trouble
>I is a shitty friend and will fuck with acid and DMT way too much and fry his brain
>Buy a fucking car
>your mom is a manipulative bitch, move out as soon as you can. also your sisters are both little bitches and don't deserve your help so just do your own thing, keep working your construction job, get your own apartment, and book that vacation to Greece like you've always wanted to do and go fuck some sexy women

>>35848401
try harder, don't do drugs, it will only get worse

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>mfw I'm 18
What if one of these posts is from the future, directed at me?

>>35848401
Scott Pilgrim is a cautionary tale.

>>35848934
>make more of an effort with your dad he was redpilled
why is it that dad's are always the most redpilled? I've never seen a redpilled mother

>>35849065
>Stay the fuck away from Q
Quinn?
Quinesha?
Qwan?

>>35849089
don't do drugs, don't watch porn, don't have casual sex (you'll get genital warts and mouth warts)
NEVER TRUST A ROASTIE
NEVER TRUST A MORMON
NEVER TRUST A JEW

>>35849152
Wise words anon, wise words, a 18 year old who is taking these words to heart.

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>>35849152
>NEVER TRUST A ROASTIE
>NEVER TRUST A MORMON
>NEVER TRUST A JEW
>mfw I'm literally the child of a jew and a mormon roastie

>>35849118
i had flash backs when he warned me about the NWO during a butlins holiday as a kid

i started to see traits and the way the family broke down...he couldnt tolerate the degeneracy of a drunk mum and my older sister who was a bit of a tart anymore

he left and did well for himself and life went to shit at mums house.

shame he blocked me out,i reckon we would of got along now but back then i hated him and even when i got my own place i didnt bother with him nor he bothered with me

he did little things though to show he still cared and that is what burns now

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Your mom is going to die in 3 months
So be nice no matter how mad at her she makes you
Always remember she loves you

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>>35849178
>a 18 year old who is taking these words to heart
please do, and I wish you the best in life. Don't fuck up like I did, become great or atleast happy
>>35849180
also, DON'T TRUST THIS ANON

>>35849180
I dunno. You seem pretty trustworthy, though.

Buy some bitcoin and don't store it on Mt Gox.
Dont let Hazy near your computer when you meet him.

>>35849203
at-least you appreciate him now, anon.
Best of luck in life.

>>35849213
Thanks anon, it's just hard to be happy when my oneitis is fucking someone else and she will never love me.

>>35849251
>Dont let Hazy near your computer when you meet him.
story?

>>35849257
>it's just hard to be happy when my oneitis is fucking someone else and she will never love me.
just remember, NEVER TRUST A ROASTIE.
They will lead you into degeneracy.
She sounds like a slut, you are better off without her

>>35849272
He was drunk and vomited on the keyboard. That little iBook survived though!

Fuck i can't beleive I forgot to warn myself against taking a job at Eagle Boys and learning to drive properly.

Don't pursue the lesbian chick and reject the girl who follows you for months. That's the only time that's the only time that's ever going to happen.

Also you probably have schizophrenia but don't take meds or seek treatment. Your family is all narcissists who neglect you. Just be aware of it and work around it. Don't smoke weed it'll only make it worse and cut off all those bad friends who do.

Love you, kiddo <3

>>35849295
>>35849272
And to further elaborate, Hazy became a good friend, but vomiting on my computer the first time we hung out could be avoided.

>>35849295
>He was drunk and vomited on the keyboard. That little iBook survived though!
kek. sounds liek a good guy though

>>35849298
>Love you, kiddo <3
what the fuck ?
are you gay?

>>35849293
She is a slut, she literally started dating this guy after a month of are break up, I just have a hard time believing we were once friends, I thought she was different, but I was wrong.

>>35849357

Oh yeah should probably tell him im bi too. damn wish i could turn back time.

>>35849357
>>35849374
future you should fuck his boypussy

>>35848660
JESUS fuck we didn't ask for a monologue about Rachel and Tyler. You need a therapist about that shit

People don't/shouldn't stay in your life. Move the fuck on

>>35849363
>>35849336
atleast you learned a valuable lesson
also 99% of people are thrash and should be avoided

>>35848401

Don't get attached
LSD isn't worth it
College isn't worth it
Never stop practicing your music or you will lose your talent
Don't pick up smoking cigarettes
Smoking weed is perfectly fine and you should do it as much as possible
Love doesn't exist
It doesn't get better
You should probably kill yourself before you get to be my age

>all this advice that is basically avoiding important lessons
>no advice on making shitloads of easy money.

>>35849425
>Smoking weed is perfectly fine and you should do it as much as possible
duddeedweedlmao

>>35849444

that's a good point desu senpai baka original

>>35849444
>no advice on making shitloads of easy money
that's because we haven't figured it out yet

Your mom is a manipulative psycho that will guilt you into living with her through college. Don't do it. Move the fuck out

>>35849444
and don't forget
>no advice actually imparting the lessons learnt.

Just avoid avoid avoid! No wonder /r9k/ is the way it is.

>>35849492
>investing in stocks/bitcoins
>winning lotto numbers
>sports gambling money from upsets.

Hitler was right, stop being a degenerate.

>>35848401
I am 18 but what I really want is a job and to be an independent adult by the time I'm 20. Fuck living with my parents and still living the same way I have for the past 18 years of my life.

I also want to start socialising since all my friends are out doing something with their lives while I stay idle at home doing nothing all the time and watching the best years of my life go to waste. I might go out cold approaching girls and get numbers like I used to.

That's it.

>>35849554
Best of luck in life

>>35848401
Take HGH. You might grow another half inch.

I was already fucked looong before age 18, bud. I doubt it would have made any difference.

>>35848401
>stop smoking weed it's really going to ruin your life
>don't take up drinking either, it's going to be tempting but alcoholism runs in your family and it's going to get you next
>lose weight now and keep it off while your skin can still get back to normal
>don't let mom blackmail you into going to college, get a job over the summer and move out as soon as possible
>don't rent out any rooms you find on Craigslist, you will be better off sleeping in your car
>get therapy before it gets bad
>don't lose your virginity until you've been seriously dating the same person at least four or six months, you'll never get it back and no one is actually laughing at you for still being a virgin

As it is now, I'm an old, fat, alcoholic, ruined person with baggage that weighs more than I do, which is saying something.

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>>35848401
You're finally gonna figure out what's been wrong with you all these years!
All those nights you spent wondering what the fuck happened and why you turned out the way you did? It should all click pretty soon, but I'll let you figure that out.

All the shit you're going to experience will help you in one way or another. Oh and the premise for your book is shit, it changes like 5 times and gets better each time.

Go into finance right away and not med. Now I'm spending 6 years for a 4 year degree.

>>35848401
There's nothing I could say to my 18 year old self that he wouldn't promptly ignore.

Lotto numbers, sport wins, etc. I'm boring.

In two years a really hot girl will fall in love with you.

Take viagra. If you don't, your dick wont work and you'll lose her. Then you'll spend several years crying yourself to sleep. You don't want that to happen.

When I was 19 I was given the opportunity to purchase 200+ acres of land, which I didn't take and bought a Camaro instead. Had I taken that opportunity, I would be a millionaire.
Fuck the 70s.

>>35849554
>I also want to start socialising since all my friends are out doing something with their lives while I stay idle at home doing nothing all the time and watching the best years of my life go to waste. I might go out cold approaching girls and get numbers like I used to.

Ok kid. 29 year old here. That idea is terrible. If you want to start socialising jsut call up your friends and invite them out or see what they're doing. Fuck.

>>35849618
You chose a toy over land investment lol

>>35849618
Did you get any good photos?

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>>35848401
that was 3 years ago and at that point it's far too late anyway

>>35849660
>Ok kid. 29 year old here. That idea is terrible. If you want to start socialising just call up your friends and invite them out or see what they're doing. Fuck.

Yeah, me and my friends are kinda separated they're all busy with uni, work among other things. I'm the only neet and I kinda desiring human interaction. Especially that one from a woman. The one that got away still keeps me up till today.

>>35849586
ExpandOriginaly

>>35849589
>don't rent out any rooms you find on Craigslist, you will be better off sleeping in your car
What did he mean by this?

>>35849837
He was raped by negro

>>35848401
buy guns
BUY GUNS
B U Y G U N S

Bump so the thread doesn't die! But in an original way

>>35849837
I've had some bad experiences with that.
>the guy who kicked me out the week before Christmas because his grandma was ill and he wanted her to move in with him, but didn't give me any warning
>the white trash couple who, it turns out, were illegally subletting me the room, and the landlord found out and paid off his cop buddies to manhandle me out of the house even though I had court documentation saying they legally couldn't
>the older man who I got along well with, but it turned out he smoked meth on the DL, and he went meth-crazy one night at 3:30am and barged into my room punching windows and slamming doors, screaming at me to leave, so I took some necessities and left because I thought he would stab me, and he stayed up all night packing my stuff (including perishable food) into boxes and moving it to a storage unit, and for a long time wouldn't even tell me where the unit was, so by the time I got to my stuff there were containers of rotting strawberries and cartons of curdled cream spilled all over my belongings

It might seem like it's your only option sometimes, it might be cheap and convenient, but never, ever, ever do it.

>>35849949
Kek people suck

>>35848401
numbers to that powerball that was worth a billion dollars

>>35848401
Be more patient when 2012 rolls around.

It doesn't matter
The world is a fuck

>>35849295
Probably because there is nothing but metal under the keyboard. As long as it doesn't seem in through the RAM access panel, an iBook is probably one of the most likely laptops to survive getting spilled/puked on excluding rugged class ones.

Ok fucker, I hate you and you hate me but we have to live togheter in the same space-time continuum so don't be a prick and listen. I know that you aren't going to do all that "study, work out, love yourself your family" shit, because I know you, and you only care about how much time you can spent in your fucking computer. So what I'm going to tell you is this: embrace your failures like they were lovers, they are the best teachers.

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Don't go to CC, you'll fall into a deep depression that'll end up defeating you

Convert to the Orthodox Church like now.

Go learn welding now. Go to welding school, while your mind is still fresh

No matter what you do, don't be late to your first job, ever. I don't care if it's 0400 or 1600, DO. NOT. BE. LATE. having your first job as you were fired from isn't a proud thing and you'll spend 2 years wondering why we have serial killers and insanity all around.

Read more military and non-fiction and folklore books. Fiction is a waste of time at this point.

>>35848494
this+get your license ASAP and save as much money as you can you fucking idiot.

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>>35849883
W-why do you want to buy guns so badly?

You don't know it, but she has already left you for another, her cousin.
Just forget about her and switch to a comfy major in college. There will be other opportunities if you build up talents in your life and make connections.

>>35849988
Two people won that lottery, anon.
Splitting it 3 way kinda sucks

>>35848401
Tell my dad "no. I dont want to be engaged to my cousin"

>>35848401
You shouldn't have listened to your parents and just enlisted

>>35848622
I'm you at age 30

Hang yourself

DO YOUR FUCKING WORK YOU IDIOT

Don't waste your time on a website filled with dumb, mentally ill suburban american kids

>>35848401
>Get of the console
>Get off 4chan
>Normies are dumb but nice
>Study harder
>You're gay

>>35848401
from age 22 to 30 you're going to have the most amazing years, where you don't work at all
take it easy!

>>35848401
Drop the stupid Physics major and study to be a music teacher. You, me, everybody we know knows that's what we really want to do.
Stop playing video games and do your homework
Sign up for classes 3-8. don't sign up for noon classes and join the music club.
See a therapist
Put your foot down and demand your money from dad. Better yet, tell him the truth; why you REALLY need that money.
Stop drinking the chocolate milk. I know it's good, but you bloat to 240 lbs. We eventually deflate, but it's still bad.
CLEAN YOUR ROOM. Donald doesn't like to see that shit everywhere. Also Ryan might steal your underwear, so keep an eye on it.
Stop trying to get a girlfriend at college. Nobody who's worth it or isn't a liberal is of walking distance and you'll be better off hiring a hooker if you get too desperate.
You'll win a bike in a raffle, but be careful of the back tire.
Ask for help. Ask for help. ASK FOR HELP.

>>35852579
>ryan might steal your underwear
lolwut i demand greentext

>>35849209
Oh god I'm sorry anon

>>35852648
I had gotten a fuck ton of underwear before class started. Had a roommate who left after a semester. After that semester, all of my new underwear was gone. Now I'm left with underwear with holes in them.
There had been cum in each of them at least once, so jokes on him.

>>35852834
Wait, let me try that again
>First Semester of college
>Had gotten a bunch of pairs of underwear to start the semester
>Had two roommates
>One left after a semester
>After I got back from break, all of my underwear was gone, except for my raggity old pairs
Jokes on him though, they all had my semen on them at least once.

"Might as well kill yourself now, it's not gonna get any better."

You will be surprised at how fucking great a person youll be in 5 years.
Also, just fuck everyone up that gets in your way immediately, you will have much less trouble later on.

Be yourself, unironically

Don't be a faggot and just talk to people.

>stop bring influenced by society, the concepts you cling to aren't your own
>stop procrastinating, make a decision about what you want to do(or not do) and stick with it
>be aware of the consequences of your isolation, time passes quickly
>consider watching more anime, you already know you enjoy it
>stop cutting/burning yourself for fucks sake
>stop focusing on past mistakes, it couldn't have turned out differently and you certainly can't change it now, it's just flawed thinking
>read more, particularly political theory
>stop obsessing over not having a gf, you only want your preconception of a relationship, not the relationship itself

>>35848401
I turned 18 2 days ago, I would tell myself to go to the dentist

>>35849180
Do you trust your parents?

>>35848401
Books are your only friends.

Fuck that useless history bachelor. Concentrate solely on law studies right from the start.

Study hard. Every day spent doing nothing now will give you a month of regret and suffering later.

Quit smoking now. The sooner you quit, the easier it will be.

Don't worry about getting laid. You will lose your virginity eventually, and won't come from presenting yourself in the club every weekend and pretending to be somebody else, but from something and someone you didn't expect at all.

Oh, and don't preorder Skyrim.
It's not that great, really.

>>35850452
I'm not that anon, but 333 million dollars still sounds like a lot of money.

>>35848401
>stop overestimating your market value
>being young and the only girl within the nerd crew was actually your biggest assest
>dont break up with him
>even though he treats you badly, he at least really loves you
>the two bfs you find afterwards are even worse and because you are not their first love they will eventually wont even hold on to you
>dont become an average looking 29yr single fembot with less and less options, even though you already wanted to be a mother at that age

In March 2017, your mother will ask you about your CV. Just lie you simply re-evaluated your skills, instead of telling her the truth that you updated some information about your previous employer. Now she's a drama queen pushing you to get a job from there even though they don't have anything interesting or relevant.

>>35853394
Your a free fucking adult. You can do whatever you want.

>>35850399
this+avoid some roastie named Laura

Lottery numbers and date of the said lottery.

Speaking of which, today I logged into my bank account and the amount was exactly 38,38. Decided to buy a lottery ticket for 3,80. Please give money, lord Kek

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>>35848401

> Take the welding class.
> Don't go to college.
> Find a part-time job if not better.
> Don't ever make life decisions for people you barely know or 'think' you have a chance at.
> If you still have no idea what you want to do after taking the welding class just join the military.

It sucks ass knowing that I could've joined the military and be done with my service in a few months, with actual life skills, possibly money saved up, benefits, etc. Instead I'm a fucking dipshit college kid with a shit gpa, shit connections, learned shit all, have loan debt, depression, and more. Fuck my life.

>>35848401
These years are precious, don't waste them by being the loner you were during highschool. Realize that self-pity gets you nowhere because everybody's life sucks. Friends and relationships will never come to you, you have to seek them yourself. Stop waiting for a lucky break, because it won't come. From this point on you have total control of the trajectory of your life, and these few years are crucial.

>>35848401
>don't start any personal projects during the spring, your parents, especially father, will need you almost all summer so you don't have much free time
>attend your uncle's birthday party later this year, he won't live long enough have any other major parties
>when preparing for your final exams, have only a 2-day break (or 3 max.) instead of 5; you could do so much better
>answer your phone or call back to whoever called you in the same spring when those exams are
>in one evening in October 2007, you will need to do a lot of work in a short time, but don't download any programs or else you'll get a virus
>your computer will start breaking in 3 years, check its parts in 2.5 years after getting this message, also consider buying a new desktop (you'll also get a laptop, though)
>don't buy USB dongles when you're in your late 20s, get a mobile wifi router instead
>get into photography sooner

Get her pregnant, lock it in.

>>35848401
dispose of your own life

>Don't to this fucking art degree you braindead lefty!

>>35848401
I am 18 and my life is falling apart. I wonder what my future self would tell me when he sees this thread in a few years.

When you start dating the supermodel's mother, make it work, because it's the only chance you're going to get at normality.

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>>35848660
Lmao Tyler has given you PTSD ?

Tyler is alpha as fuck.

Look into nootropics. Deal with your anxiety. Admit you have a problem. Start lifting and eating properly. Use drugs to treat anxiety. Do shit on your own, don't rely on others to do shit with you.

Grow up and stop looking for love. There is only opportunities to fuck and hang out with girls.

Don't hold back or wait for the right person. No one finds the one.

dont do coke faggot!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>35848401
Dont max your credit cards.
You can actually make it to romania if you leave at 19.

Save all the money you can and liquidate it.
You only need 3grand or a little more.
You can do it

Don't be eak up w Jess, avoid Sarah. Stay the fuck off 4chan. Do not share memes on Facebook.

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GO TO THE DERMATOLOGIST
GET RID OF YOUR ACNE
GET /FIT/
GET A JOB
FIND A GF
MAKE BEAUTIFUL WHITE CHILDREN!
GET OUT OF THIS SITE NOW!!!

>>35848401
It's only going to get worse. Kill yourself now to avoid years of nothing but suffering

>>35848401
>Don't watch Evangelion.

>>35848660
KOKOROCHAN IU NA!

Lottery numbers.

It would instantly change every bad thing in my life since then.

Nothing he wouldn't listen, he wouldn't care, he always had to learn things the hard way.

I tell him that it doesn't get any better, and that he should just save us some time and kill himself.

Either he's smart and takes the advice, or it motivates him and puts me in a situation where I can more easily waste all my money on pizza and video games. Win/Win.

>>35848401
>stop giving so much of a fuck
That has always been my biggest problem, I give to much of a fuck

Also,
>go study philosophy you fucking dumbass, do things you actually enjoy for once

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>>35848401
I don't give a SHIT how okay you think it is to habitually smoke flower. You are literally watching your life go up in a cloud of smoke as your friends race by you into the professional world.

If you don't stop, it will only get worse, your reliance on it will increase to the point you feel empty without it. Truly, is there a point lower than feeling empty because you aren't "fucked up" all the god damn time?

Eventually your tolerance will get higher, and you'll move on to concentrates. You'll spend more and more money to maintain that same level of high you once enjoyed. One day, you'll realize that you don't feel anything at all from smoking anymore. You just feel "normal".

That is when you are truly lost. Good luck, kiddo. You're gonna need it.

To properly cook rice, add two cups of water for each cup of rice.

>>35848401
get a job, save your money, dont go to college

if only...

>>35848401
Don't go for engineering you stupid fuck.

>>35848401
"you are going to lose her if you keep acting like that"

then i'd proceed to beat the shit out of him

>>35848401
Get CVS job early
Get loans at 2016 before election
Get lottery numbers
Put all money on the 2016 election on TRUMP
Try to hide your weed it will help
At this point you have two paths one is normie and the other is robot
For normie path get money move to Newport Beach and become shallow learn the normie ways
Fuck a ton of girls become Chad
The other path robot is to find somewhere comfy Put money on safe investments, the rest you are more than capable to do

Stop spending money too much on your fetish the space on the iPad will fill up quickly
In college you will befriend a palitenian who hate Jews and is addicted to weed, take the friendship with a grain of salt it is not good
Do drugs with "cousin" (good friend) don't get caught with family
The friendship is good they are good people
Be careful with using Kratom you will puke blood if take too much

I am doing good right now but it is slow which is ok, I refuse to have a gf. In College study more for tests.

Also invest in Nintendo when their meme game goes to shit in the stock market sell sell sell

>>35848442
First post best post. All other options are wrong, you can not escape social ineptitude.

Don't fuck her without an condom dumbass.

kill yourself faggot don't sit around in misery for ten years

>>35848401
Quit university and get a trade. Either that, or network like hell.


Seven years of university and two degrees will get you nowhere.

>>35858190
Engineering is the only thing you can get a job in
Through family
Your backup is CVS job you will get its is hard work but worth it

>>35849007
What's so bad about using 4chan?

pull the trigger, it never gets any better. If it helps you, know that we've made it this far without anyone

>>35848401
>Hold onto your seat. Regrets are coming.

Just keep doing the things you like and feel like doing.
all these normies shifting blame

To my 18/19 year old self.

Forget about anna. She is a heartless bitch. Wont even be the best pussy you've ever had.

I know its a recession and no one's hiring but warehouses always are.

Save up 6k and get gynocomastia surgery taken care of. Trust me it will improve your life

Stop listening to your parents. They really dont know shit. Not even kidding. The fact that they became american citizens is blind fucking luck. They only want to keep you down cause its their only outlet that distracts them from seeing their own failures and unhappiness.

Save 500 and just go on a road trip with your cousin. Traveling is whats gonna change it all for the better.

Spend as much as you can with your doggo, take care of him as much as you financially can. Or you will learn the hard way when his time comes in 2015

>>35848401
Killing yourself now will save you a lifetime of pain, don't worry about what your parents would think because they had no right to make you anyways.

>>35848401
I wouldnt say a goddamn thing. You remorseful bitches causing paradoxes and shit.

>>35849180
GOLDBERG GET OUT

haahhahahaah go to the gym hahaha do drugs earlier

>>35848660
Tyler pls

Keep doing whatever you're doing but take viagra before you're about to bang for the first time. You will not be able to get it up if you don't and you'll lose the girl of your dreams.
Just go to the pharmacy and ask for sildenafil. It's cheap as fuck too. Take it around an hour before the deed.

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i was already too far gone by my 18th birthday tbqh, i just wanted to be left alone all day but my mom insisted on trying to pretend she loved me and brought me a stop-n-shop cake and a pizza, so i raged and threw them outside into the snow and she cried and went back to her boyfriends house.

so yeah, don't think anything i could say would get through to my 18 year old self, i was a morbidly obese khv friendless fatalistically depressed neet for 4 years at that point and i'm just worse now (2 years later), for some people it's just over before it even begins honestly.

>>35848401
>age 18
nothing, it was already too late, I'd need to go back to atleast 13

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DON'T join the army! It's not like you think

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18 y/o me

Remember those chads with their shaker bottles and are always talk about lifting, your gonna become one of those faggots. Your interest in anime and 2D girls will cease to exist, but you're still an austic fuck and still wont be able to talk to grills

>>35848401
Tfw 18
Tfw here since 12

Never talk to women because that's automatically sexual harassment. Be totally pussywhipped to the nearest female. Blame 100% of your problems on the fact that your under 6'. Be a human doormat to all women. Become religious. Become a hardcore feminist.

shoot that black motherfucker

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>>35849710
tfw she got away

>>35852989
:( regrets
original

>>35861545
So you're not fat anymore or a virgin? How's your situation now?

Get the 10 piece McNuggets meal 3 weeks after your birthday. When you get the 20 you were expected to share. Also ask for a new drink, they give you a diet Dr. Pepper first.

>>35853052
>consider watching more anime, you already know you enjoy it

Are you sure you're trying to help yourself?

>>35862191

...no, as i said in the post my situation is exactly the same, maybe slightly worse.

last year i fell for the "traveling will solve all of your problems xD" meme so i did technically get out of the house briefly, but i just spent most of my time buying junk food at the local 7/11, finding hostel beds with curtains, then burrowing myself in said bed for several days, shitposting on my phone and getting more and more enraged at the drunk normies i had to listen to the stupid conversations and coitus of. but it convinced my family i was at least "doing something" for a few months, w/e.

also became a neo-nazi, i was just a normie liberal at 18. so yeah, i'm going to say i just got worse.

Don't go to that digital media school. It's a fucking meme, you sperglord. Learn carpentry instead. Stop smoking weed and keep on getting fit and don't fuck that girl without a condom, she is tainted and get yourself checked afterwards anyways. You also need to understand that love is not real and the only one you can ever depend is yourself. Don't ever say later, do things right away and learn to play that guitar, get some discipline.

>>35848401
Drink yourself to death is a good Idea, trust me, from here on in 6 years, it will only get worse and you will not move one centimeter from your current position.

>>35853393
>even though he treats you badly, he at least really loves you


Nice, woman like you are the future!

>dont become an average looking 29yr single fembot

Nothing wrong with being average looking. Some guys in fact prefer average looking girls to a girl who's too good looking.

don't let memes ruin your life

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>>35849419
If that's the thing, how am I supposed to get into a relationship with a girl if she's not gonna be loyal or just jump on another dick few weeks after leaving me? I do I even know she hasn't sucked like 10 before already? I'm in for lifelong relationships but I know it's a meme really..

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>>35849425
>It doesn't get better
For how much we've been taught otherwise, there's no other way around this.
If you really can't enjoy things now, unless something magically happens, it won't change.
Females aren't trustworthy for relationships really

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>>35848660
Based Tyler strikes again

>implying going back to when I was 18 is early enough

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>>35848401
Either fuck that girl or kill yourself now because you'll never have options and it's all downhill from here

Who on r9k right now as they try and pretend texting while in public?

>>35848660
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WfmZ6Hqh8g

I'm 18 now, what should I do?

>>35865317
Read.

>t. im 18 too!

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>>35857438
this all the way man

>>35848401
dont fall for the "study what can land you a job instead of what you want" meme you fucking retard

Stop drinking, it'll ruin your life soon.


I doubt it would make a difference.

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You will meet a girl named Eva who will give you her number and obviously likes you.

Don't be a fucking autist and make a move you idiot.

>>35865317
I'm you from the future. Go study you ass off unless you want to go to the land in the gutter like me(trust me you don't). Also, don't do drugs they'll fuck you up even more. Go talk with your parents, you never know when it's too late. And most importantly, don't even think about refusing her when a certain someone asks you out, you never get another chance.