State your occupation citizen. NEETery will not be tolerated.

Publix grocery clerk
$9.50 an hour
part-time

>>35848108
Software Engineer
$120k+/yr

Home health care provider, part time(technically,) $8.90 an hour.

Hand-driller.

Bicycle courier

>>35848108
NEET here, what are you going to do about it, wagies?

>>35848108
Professional NEET.

Of course it isn't original.

>>35848108

>not being a NEET

lmao

>>35849179
Nuclear engineer
$150k+/yr.

Step up little boy

>>35850356
Are you guys trolling or? What was college like?

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Part time barista ~10$/hr B4 tips.

>>35848108
EMT

It's alright

>>35850385
Is that you? Would you like a Dutch passport?

>>35850385
Here's a tip, get a real fucking job coffee jockey

i tried working but it just isnt for me. been NEET for 5 years now. its great desu

>>35850394
And what do you do for a living? Children?

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i have a phd in maths and work for google making 300k/year

>>35848108
Screenwriter, have a few people looking to buy some of my work I actually haven't managed to even write past 20 pages of one please help

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>>35850356
cute

Chemical Engineer (Manager) 19 yrs in feild

260K/yr

Cook at Wendy's
$8.75hr
also
I deal meth

Security Guard and Illustrator

13.50 an hour, or around 100-150 per commission

phd student
~34k/year, but it varies

copy writer
70k/year

Chinese food delivery driver
$15-$25/hr

>>35850459

>it was dark in the room, and anon was masturbating furiously, as he did several times a night to trap pornography
>what he didn't know, was that after ten thousand successful jizzings, he would die
>but what the god who cursed him for fun DIDN'T know, was that he was a suicidal man, but he had never revealed his thoughts to anyone
>no-one, except for the computer people, and this god was technologically illiterate to a frightening degree for a modern diety
>the computer people knew what kind of man he was, the kind that keeps coming back for more punishment, the diety, named WO-MA'AN whom many worshipped in this modern age did not, they could never know the true heart of a man, the part of a man that he shows only to his friends, never his most bitter enemy
>WO-MA'AN was intrigued by this fascinating creature, and finally revealed herself to him, but only as he was just....like, totally smashing his dick around, to remind him he had only a set number of faps left, tauting him with this finite number that she would never reveal to him, seeing how far he would go to punish himself, to see how far he could be pushed before he finally had enough of this being's shit.

I don't know, if you can't write 20 pages out of that you're a shitty writer man. And this is coming from a guy who just watched a movie about a fucking ghost that kills people on skype or whatever group vid and voice chat program the kids use these days.

Looking for work as a paralegal. Contracting until then.

$250pr day, on average, but you can go days without work, and I don't want to do this full-time.

Dunkin Donuts employee.

>>35848108
i am a professional NEET

Janitor. Looking to do some art commissions on the side this summer.

>Maintenance worker $14hr + volunteer overtime $21hr
>Day laborer about 50$ a day

Financial Analyst
300k/year

Midwife, when I'm not a student.

Student
<integer underflow> / year

>>35848108
NEET
oreganolo

Robots! What is our profession!?

Communication and multimedia designer/gamedev.

>>35850481
kek
top posotion in oil
410K/yr

>>35852678
Adorable.
Orthopedic Surgeon here.
600K a year. You fucking poor plebs just get out of my way.

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Desktop installation/maintenance
$15/hr

Webdev
$20k/yr in shithole eastern europe
Was NEET before that with $0

>>35848108
Hospitality officer/Dishwasher $25 an hour

>>35848108
Chocolade factory
about $2,5 per hour but this isn't that bad where I live

DAILY REMINDER THAT ROBOTS CANNOT HAVE HIGH-PROFILE JOBS. IF YOU HAVE A JOB THAT LABELS YOU AS "SUCCESSFUL" YOU ARE IN FACT A NORMIE

>>35848108
Electrician. ~16$ an hour

>>35849179
Age/location?
I'm a junior dev (21 yrs old), no college, only making 60k.

Truck Unloader
$10/hr
It's a great way to workout and get paid for it

Work at substance abuse rehab.
18/hr
Work mostly morning shift, some night shifts on occasion (my fave) get to sleep and watch movies.

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Machine operator
$22.50/hour
Union, benefits, pension. Factory work is comfy as fuck

>>35848108
confined space contractor, minimum wage

>>35848108
unemployed but I identify as an owner of the Lakers

Work multiple positions at a hotel, cafe + banquet houseman. The hotel life is pretty nice, $10.10/hour, plus tips.

Space Shuttle Door Gunner
$750k/yr plus per diem for time in orbit and bonuses for confirmed kills

>>35853666
>this isn't that bad where I live
What country is that anon? Is it fun making chocolate?

>Assistant manager at a Canadian fast food restaurant but its in America

>Part time $11.75 while in school and full time is $12.50

>>35857558
I want to work in a factory. I just graduated from welding school and haven't found anything yet.

Mailman, 26k last year

Whirlpool Assembly Trainer
$14.50/hr and climbing

>>35850205

i did courier work from 2007-2013, i miss it now but at the same time im seriously glad im out of that job for good

>>35848108
What a great way to weed out the normies.

Thanks, anon

Pizza Delivery Boy
$8.25/hr plus tips.

Rich NEET.

No expenses, but 160k in the bank.

>>35848108
bricklayer, nout else to it

Bartender at a professional sports stadium VIP lounge. $11.15/hr plus tip. Working at the stadium also adds me to a union.

Teaching Assistant 19 hours a week
Lunchtime supervisor 8 hours a week

Totals to bout 10,000 bong a year. Could be worse

>>35857960
I want to go into welding but there are no jobs where I am right now (Alberta, Canada). Feelsbadman. Can't get a job unless I have tickets but can't pay to get tickets without a job.

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geographic data scientist

>>35848108
Taking a welding course at College. Have a part time job at a hardware store.

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McDonalds Official Hamburger Rotation and Seasoning Specialist.

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>>35859125

yo is that a real title

i feel like it's a joke but i used to work at domino's and i remember them telling us with a straight face that we aren't allowed to refer to the drivers as "drivers" anymore, they are "delivery experts"