>tfw no futa roommates

Would you settle for a tranny roommate

I'm good at cooking and cleaning

>>35848085
are you passable?
post pic and a short resume pls.

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>>35848069
I've wasted over a decade on futa and, being an expert, I can safely say it would almost instantly become a living nightmare.

>>35848428
I seriously think i could handle it. Send help.

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>>35848085
I really just need any roommate desu. Hard to find single apartments that aren't priced to hell.

>>35848472
Try it on F-list and get back to me. It gets old real quick.

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>>35848069
I live with two tranny roommates
They're fucking degenerates, one of them never shaves or showers and smells like shit constantly and is always naked, and no, they aren't attractive. At all.
I just sit in my room and look away constantly.

>>35848428
How? Educate me.

Would you settle for a morbidly obese male roommate?

I'm good at cooking and I'm on the bux so I can buy enough booze to keep us comfortably drunk and full of cheap pizza to keep us satisfied.

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>>35848572
Well consider this: futa as we understand them are only really into sex. I've seen attempts to write stories in which they were fleshed out a little better but, in the end, they are really only sexual beings with no depth to them. You might think a life of constant sex would be great (how would I know?) but I imagine it would get old really quick.
Like you know how you get done fapping to a porn video but its still playing and its hilarious and disgusting at the same time? Well imagine that only with futa constantly raping you.
Plus women are disgusting with their hygeine, so toss a weiner in there and you've got trouble.

>>35848676
Yeah I could see how it would get tiring if when I'm finished they still want to keep going

>>35848676
But I find poor hygiene hot and I masturbate basically all day anyway.

Sounds perfectly fine to me tbqh.

>>35848855
Maybe I'm just getting old. I wouldnt have felt these feels five years ago when I was rolling in it over at Futanari Palace.
>>35848869
I think it would get gross really quick.

>>35848919
I think you underestimate my degeneracy.

But hey man, whatever tickles your pickle.

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I just want to see the concept itself burn away now. Its mental poison.
But you can't kill an idea.

>>35849009
Best of luck, I mean that.

you fail to understand things beyond the immediacy of sex

you're looking at the world like it's a computer, but it's not a computer, it's world...

>>35849033
I appreciate it, but it's not like I'm gonna get the chance to do any of this in the real world anyway.

Futas don't exist, unfortunately. I don't want a man who looks like a girl. I want a girl who has a dick. But oh well.

Maybe robots will be able to satisfy me, some day. But robots don't really smell, so... Who knows?

>>35848069
>>tfw no futa roommates
Iktf

>>35848085
This would be the only realistic option but trannies are never cute bullies like futas.

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>tfw you will never play with a futa cock

>>35849932
This is truly the worst timeline, isn't it?

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>>35848069
>tfw no amazon roomates

>tfw you will never turn an Aussie robot into your cute futa slave

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>>35848069
i want this originally orange

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>futa will never be real
;_; ori

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>>35848069
I don't want roommates irl. Night visit? - Maybe...

>>35852339
Robots will make it real.

One day, Anon. One day.

>tfw living alone in a 3-bedroom house
>tfw no futa roommates to pay their rent to me in cum

Why am I even bothering with living?

I had a dream I got to suck a tall, milf futa off this morning. My fantasy is to swallow a full thick foot-long futa cock. I know it's not possible and it kills me inside a little more every day.

>tfw actual futa will never be real
>tfw you'll never have a full bodied female girlfriend who has a big dick

>the one trying to hide her arousal

She gets fucked first. And I get fucked last.

>>35848554

>you look away constantly
>that's why they keep doing it to make the cisgendered closet queer uncomfortable

Found their twisted female logic, it totally isn't because they're gross and disgusting as their male selves are, nope, never that.

>>35852339
there's something wrong with me, sure--does that mean that the world needs to suffer, too?