>tfw you realize your chances of finding an attractive pure

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DtptZfbYSQ

You still want a virgin wife?

>>35847702
Purity is a meme. Some of the worst people alive have been "pure virgins"

>>35847897
Women who have been in the most relationships are less loyal and more likely to divorce.

>>35847902
likelyhood doesn't affect whether or not something will happen to you. People are more likely to die from bee stings than shark attacks, but plenty of people have been eaten alive by sharks. Your desire for purity probably stems from your fear of getting hurt. This is also responsible for you not having a girlfriend. Your search for a pure waifu to stave off infidelity will most definitely work because if you don't have a spouse, they can't cheat on you. Dropping a decent girl just because she's previously had another man inside of her is infantile. You have to think about what you truly want: a whore in a white dress or a wife in a thong.

>>35848046
>statistics are not a real thing

>>35848063
No, dipshit. Statistics are real, but they aren't a surefire way of knowing whether or not something is actually guaranteed to happen. It's like when the news says that there's a 80% chance of rain, but you never see a drop.

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>>35848046
>likelyhood doesn't affect whether or not something will happen to you.
how do people like this even survive?

>>35848176
By knowing that something being more likely doesn't make it certain to happen. By not treating statistics like a fucking bible.

>>35848357
So you just hope you're gonna be one of the few lucky ones?

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Hahaha my friend they can't go down any lower than they already have been. All hope was lost at like age 25 for banging a virgin, unless you wanted to court a 14 year old at that age, which I doubt.

>>35848122
>plan a picnic if the weather report says there's an 80% chance of snow
>maybe it won't

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>>35847702
Just be one of those creeps who preys on girls in highschool.
Just gotta make sure they're actually virgins or of age otherwise shit could get wild

>>35848377
Yeah. It's worked for every human that is even alive right now.

>>35848478
>girls in highschool
>virgins

>>35848534
Assuming ur not memeing they're a hell of a lot more common than ya think especially compared to women around OPs age

>>35848408
Obviously I oversimplified, but the point is that you can't live your life in fear like that. I once had a friend who was so worried about everyone thinking he was too short to get a girlfriend when he ignored the fact that he sang, danced, looked like a model, and made practically every girl around him wet.

>>35848597
Short people have girlfriends. Virgin girlfriends become more rare the older you get.

>>35847702
I know that feeling very well.

>28 kissless virgin
>Only women left are single mothers, drug addicts, and landwhales.
>At least I own a house I guess.

I regret being gullible enough to focus on school instead of relationships in college.

>>35848357
By your own logic we should hold on to the slim chance of netting a virgin rather than compromising our values, since probability is apparently meaningless.

>>35848643
Well obviously not all short people. Either way, what are you sitting here on /r9k/ for? Inactivity breeds no results. If you believe that a virgin girlfriend is what you want, then go out and get her.

>>35848781
Virgin girlfriends don't want me

>>35848779
You should, if you want to. I'm no authority in your life. I'm just saying that maybe you don't need a virgin girlfriend and the next best thing might suit you better.

>>35848791
Well, maybe try for something other than a virgin girlfriend.

>>35848820
>might suit you better
>might
what did he mean by this?

>>35848836
I meant that chance is so crazy that it may work out for you in the end. You won't know if it works unless you go out and see if it'll work.

>>35848911
You don't know if you can survive a bullet shoot in the head until you try.

>>35848923
Exactly. You never know until you know.

>>35848046

t. brainlet who doesn't know how statistics work

>>35847702
>wanting a virgin
>wanting a clinger or a surprise closet slut
No thank you.