>tfw seriously considering losing my virginity to a dildo

>>35846527
But dildo no count?

>>35846527
>how rough do you look (just post a pic)
>where do you live

>>35846527
>losing my virginity to a dildo
what? that's just masturbating and lots of people do it

>>35846527
I don't get the appeal of busting a hymen, it just sounds awkward and uncomfortable for both parties involved. Yet in my country it's customary to consummate your marriage on a bed with white sheets then hang them out the window in the morning.

The bloodstains on them prove that your wife was a virgin and you're not a cuck.

I lost mine as a kid climbing fences trying to keep up with my older brother.

>>35846606
Sounds hot.
Sounds like a based country.

File: 1445411689462.jpg (35KB, 400x422px) Image search: [Google]

35KB, 400x422px

>>35846606
>"I don't get X"
>explains the reason for X
What is confusing to you?

>>35846527
I'll do it give me your kik

>>35846606
How it should be done

Proper slut shaming

>>35846630
Hymen doesn't prove she's a virgin anymore, you can get it reconstructed with surgery. In fact the hymen can even grow back for some women if they go long enough without sex.

Even in the old days, just because a girl tore her hymen in masturbation doesn't mean she's not a virgin. Can be torn in other situations too, girls who do sports, especially horseback riding sometimes have their hymens torn on accident.

>>35846673
All exceptions to the rule that having an intact hymen indicates virginity.

be my highly original gf

>>35846693
It's hardly an exception, the hymen reconstruction industry in some Muslim countries is worth hundreds of millions, it's an extremely common procedure in societies where people give a fuck about whether a girl has a little membrane over her hole.

>>35846606
could just use some other blood and put it on the sheets

>>35846652
This is why I dont see Islamification of the West to be a bad thing

>>35846738
Hymen reconstruction surgery should be banned and women who do it should be executed

>>35846766
Of course, and it's what a lot of couples did.

It's not such a common practice to hang the sheets anymore but I doubt that any girl who gets married here these days is deserving of a white wedding.

>>35846527
One time when i was 17 I fucked a girl in my jeep, bitch said she wasn't a virgin and then ended up getting fucking blood stains all up the seats. I punched her in the head right after i got done fucking her I was so pissed. In fact, I think I even punched her in the face a few times while fucking her.
Fuck women

if sex toys counted i would not be a virgin if i fucked a fleshlight

>>35846673
""""horseback riding""""

how you know she's a slut

>>35846778
>islamification of the west is good
>anyone who does this thing apparently common in muslim countries should be executed

>>35846569
/o/ is leaking, lulz... did your slave leave you? I never click on your threads anymore.

>>35846738
>in some Muslim countries
Well I live in a developed country and most people here are too degenerate to care. Many guys I knew in HS didn't even know what the fuck a hymen, they thought "pop her cherry" was just a funny way to say be her first.

>>35846527
no don't do it
SELL IT for a high price

>>35847551
Yeah, due to health complications from being a vegetarian making her unable to take a dick. Think she ended up moving to California to help enable that illness.

>tfw robot bf took my virginity

>>35846835
Itt things that never happened
Get out of here you edgy 13 y/o

File: 1489908312912.png (771KB, 855x738px) Image search: [Google]

771KB, 855x738px

>>35846673
>horseback riding
Sure anon, I'd believe her 100%.

>>35847605
too bad man, now she's probably sucking dick for weed like most cali gurls. So good for her, I guess.

>>35846527
do it with me instead

a dildo can't cuddle afterwards

File: 1465443944084.png (51KB, 599x338px) Image search: [Google]

51KB, 599x338px

>>35846778
If we execute women for paying to restore their virginities, should we also execute men for paying to get their virginities taken from them?

>>35846527
You can't lose your virginity to a dildo, you can break your hymen with a dildo, but that's not losing your virginity

File: IMG_1103.gif (36KB, 720x720px) Image search: [Google]

36KB, 720x720px

>mom's romance novels were my first faps and gave me an incredibly strong defloration fetish
>breaking hymens consumes a good part of my porn story search terms
>know the different types of hymen
>catfish constantly as a sexually curious virgin girl with a number of defloration fantasies
Sometimes I think the world wasn't meant for me. Too rare to die, too strange to live
>mfw I just want out now, I dont even want a gf anymore because of sour grapes

>>35847724
Sorry your Aspergers is stopping you from kissing a girl. Hey, maybe you'll end up being a faggot and start going out with the down syndrome boy you sit next to on the short bus on the way to your alternative school. Wouldn't that be adorable?

File: index.jpg (9KB, 159x317px) Image search: [Google]

9KB, 159x317px

I have a few Internet friends I talk to in a group chat. One day we were just talking and memeing as usual when one of them suddenly decided to embarrass me in front of everyone by saying "remember how Anon taught us how to masturbate" with the other one deciding to spill all the details about how I do it. Which is what they themselves asked me to tell about anyway. I said I do remember this and gave them a stern talking later. I bring shame to my family and must now hang myself.

Rate and subscribe.

>>35849337
you're nothing but a living joke for your 'friends' to beat at. Get some new friends, preferably some just as or more retarded than you are.

who "lost their virginity to a relative" here?

Is a hymen proof that god only wants us to have one sex partner

>>35849561
Are you grill (female)? What relative

>>35849507
It might look this way since we're on /r9k/ but they consider me a great person, which might seem weird in the light of this story. They constantly talk about them masturbating/fucking/other vulgarities anyway so I guess they don't quite understand this might be embarrassing to someone.
You're right about getting new friends though.

>>35849632
great grandpa

>>35846606
girls in countries like this cuck their men then go to a doctor and get a couple stitches put in so they do bleed when on their wedding night

File: 1486966398013.png (265KB, 334x393px) Image search: [Google]

265KB, 334x393px

>>35849311
you aren't impressing anyone with your made up stories, friend

>>35846527
I don't think a dildo counts

>>35849914
What's impressive about getting some cunts blood on your car seat?
Are you actually retarded? Look, I was just kidding about the aspergers thing, but now I'm actually convinced.

>>35847804
>I'm so insecure that I'd never be able to get a girlfriend anyway

File: 1470778036061.png (71KB, 600x857px) Image search: [Google]

71KB, 600x857px

>>35846527
Does that mean that in your worldview I lost my virginity to my hand? WTF are you talking about, roastie?

>>35850049
Hymen you clueless retards

>>35850049
>I lost my virginity to my hand
no because that would be to yourself and that doesn't count.
It has to be a foreign object, try pushing a pencil into your urethra, I think that would have the same effect as OP.

>>35846527
In the same boat sister
>tfw horndog
>in ldr
>can't see him for a year
>he keeps sending lewds
>he doesn't know he'll be my first
Really tempted to give in and buy one

>>35850065
So if a teen is diddling herself and rips her hymen, she's not a virgin.

American education, everyone.

>>35850143
Or just buy a plane ticket and fug

>>35850143
is your bf in the military?

File: IMG_0235.jpg (89KB, 505x673px) Image search: [Google]

89KB, 505x673px

>>35850099
>tfw you lost your virginity to a home made fleshlight

File: 1460998814412.jpg (60KB, 750x600px) Image search: [Google]

60KB, 750x600px

>>35850065
>>35850099
No, you two are fucking idiots. If I stick a pencil in my urethra I'm still a virgin, if you break your hymen with a dildo you're still a virgin.

>>35850184
I don't have the money for an intercontinental plane ticket

>>35850251
No, although he's trying to join, he's just a seppo and I'm an ausfag

>>35850302
>If I stick a pencil in my urethra I'm still a virgin
Not if its full penetration.

>>35850305
What's with aus girls being aurismos

>>35850405
Maybe we're all the same girl

Fun fact everyone, usually the grown women you are having (or not) having sex with don't even ahve a hymen, virgin or not. The hymen usually dissipates in girls early childhood, and if not, tampons or sex toys will "clear the rest out."

>>35850065
>>35850181
>>35850302


Hymens aren't meant to be broken during sex, do some research you fucking mongs. Not having a hymen is in no way a sign that a girl isn't a virgin. Hymens go away in the girls childhood, and by the time they're having sex most of it is gone.


http://www.yourtango.com/201172815/7-things-you-didnt-know-about-hymen

>>35848680
>If we execute x for something, should we also execute y for the complete opposite?

Gee, I don't know, you tell me, you fucking retarded mongoloid.

>>35849311
Fuck off already faggot, go tell your fairy tale story on kikebook or twatter.

File: 1489390499251.jpg (38KB, 450x495px) Image search: [Google]

38KB, 450x495px

>>35849992
Not him but boy you sure are eager to prove to some autistic virgin anime lovers that you had sex with some whore in your jeep.
Sounds like you live a great life, famalam.

>>35850852
>complete opposite
Excuse me? Both are trying to raise their value in the eyes of the opposite sex deceptively.

>>35846606
I know this custom. Thing is that back when people cared about it, girl would just put swim bladder filled with blood inside her.

File: 1490242593481.gif (531KB, 346x367px) Image search: [Google]

531KB, 346x367px

>>35851012
>>35851100
>they seriously cant tell that shit was nothing but poor b8
>they seriously get this deep into an envious rage when they hear about someone fucking and beating a girl

>>35850821
>what is blood after the first sex
Virgin retard. Stop reading leftist blogs and try it yourself.

File: dad found the choo-choo chicken.png (798KB, 1870x814px) Image search: [Google]

798KB, 1870x814px

i feel this deserve to be posted