How do I make a good tinder account?

Take a picture of yourself from a good angle with good lighting and make sure you mention your financial stability in your description

>>35845961
Do Chads really send nudes to hambeasts like that?

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>swipe right on every girl
>no matches
Do all girls have it that easy or am I just ugly?

I did a thing a couple years ago. My final score was 0-632 after 3 straight months of using the app everyday and swiping right on every profile. There were a lot of 7-8's and even a few 9's. The ones that hurt though were the ham planets and the burn victim girl. When I was doing the final count I noticed that she changed her profile to "in a relationship".

I've come to terms with my ""it"". It's not even the pictures either. Was at a house party recently and the place had a piano. At some point a friend lets it slip I play and I get pressured into playing. They even dig through the shelves and find a book with classical music and give me a piece. Start playing it and hear "I wish I could find a guy who could play the piano like you."

I'm skinny fat average looking white dude.

>>35846040
no
only wannabe chads do
Bretts and Tylers do

>>35845961
>send nudes
if my dick was big i'd do this all the time. nothing worse than being a dicklet

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>>35845961
>random person does personal experiment
>gets on news site

>>35846001
this

also i included that i graduated from harvard and that i am the regional director for a fictitious company

kek

dumb sluts

>>35846076
>>Do all girls have it that easy
Are you that retarded?

>>35846149
Did you get laid?

>>35846076
>I wish I could find a guy who could play the piano like you

jesus what a burn. you're not even a "guy"

>>35846154
Why am I retarded please elaborate? I'm desperate.

>>35846199
Because you don't know the first thing about the world apparently?

Yes, they do have it that easy, and much easier, in ways that you can't even imagine.

Why couldn't I be born on easy mode, it's just not fair lads

>>35846076
>skinny fat
Foubd your problem
At least do calisthenics and show some discipline