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Die in your sleep thread

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Alright boys, you all know the drill.
Roll singles, you continue to live.
Roll digits, you die painlessly in your sleep tonight.
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>>35844198
reception 8000 give me a quickie
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What substance can I take to assure this?
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>>35844198
Is this one of those win-win scenarios? Who wants to go back to /pol/?
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What luck I must have.
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>>35844198
>'jak and Feelie
>Their tales aren't fun
>'cuz you know two feels feels worse than one
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>>35844198
i want to die
but at the same time, for the first time in my life i have someone who depends on me
maybe this isn't a good idea
oh well
i probably won't get dubs anyway
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>>35844198
Rollerino that's originalio
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>>35844198
BA BA BA BA!

Comment is original
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Singles like I have shingles.
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>>35844198
Make it clean

Orgyganal
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But if I die painlessly how will I know I'm dead?
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>>35844238
I don't know. I don't think there is one. Most pills you take, you will just end up vomiting out. Lots of pain, no death.
You can draw up a hot bath, dim the lights, put some smooth jazz on and slit your wrists in the tub. Seems like one of the more pleasant ways to go.
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I Want to die or live another die Idc
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Oy God, you cunt, let me die if you're Real
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I honestly don't even know which to root for at this point.
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hehe i will survive
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>>35844198
JUST FUCKING END THIS HORRID EXISTENCE I AM READY TO GO JUST FUCKING DO IT DO IT ALREADY WHY HAVEN'T YOU KILLED ME GOD I USED TO PRAY FOR YOU TO KILL ME SO MANY TIMES WHY DIDN'T YOU ANSWER MY FUCKING PRAYERS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>35844477
WISH GRANTED
Don't make a thread tomorrow so we know it's real
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>>35844477
Be free, anon.
Thou art blessed
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>>35844533
>>35844522
>>35844477
God has granted you mercy. You are free. Enjoy your time in this existence, as you will soon cease to be.
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>>35844522
>>35844533
Well done boys
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>>35844198
Rolling for second option
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praying for dubs

origionaladowannadie
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>>35844603
Fuck... guess I get to do this shit again tomorrow.
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>>35844533
I HAVE ALSO BEEN CHOSEN.
SO LONG ROBOTS, I AM FREE OF THIS WORLD
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>>35844622
Hot damn this thread is poppin
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ENTER I TO ETERNITY WITH ME
I SHALL BE ALONE NO LONGER
I AM FREE
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Gosh I hope I get doubles
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OP here. I miss when these threads were a daily thing. I'll keep making them, judging by the dubs ITT we are doing good.
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I never get dubs
Ogigi
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Give me dem doubels for my troubles
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>>35844198
Please Please Please Let Me Get What I Want

how is this not original
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>>35844665
OFF BY ONE
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKM
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>>35844198
let the sweet release take me
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I wish for the death of normies and those who have an IQ below 100. Shame it will never happen.
Lets see if I shall die instead of them.
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>>35844198
>tfw childhood friend accidentally died in his sleep from new medicine when we were 21
>tfw his mom started to panic when she kept saying "Spencer?? Come on babe it's time to wake up!!! :("

If I die before I wake, give the Lord my soul to take.
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Rollin like Limp Bizkit
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>>35844198
I will rolIing
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please KEK for these to please check

or i will sleep forever with a rope upon my neck
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I want to live though, only pussies off themselves.
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>>35844198
Rolling for death pls
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>>35844935
Is it really offing yourself if you die in your sleep?
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>>35844996
Reroll

Check'em
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>>35844818
This is probably the only thing that has stopped me from killing myself.
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>>35845002
You are willingly dying for no reason other than self gratification at best. That is close enough.
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>>35844198
Lets get this ball a rollin lads.
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>>35844198
ROLLIN' TO DIE
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I don't want to die yet but God if it's time it's time.
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Come on this life sucks ass
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Let's hope I drskn enough boozer oot died weithouthavingetotnkill mytselfinannnormlabwausu
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>>35845389
Balllsacksk
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>>35844198
Please digits please I need this
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Make it an easy one, please.
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>>35845530
>>35845434
I belle ice in you Anon's
Death id clossereess
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Please jeebus please.
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>>35845564
Well, maybe life isn't so bad after all...
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THIS HOLE WAS MADE FOR ME
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Fate you faggot, do it. I fucking dare you.
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please let it happen
please give me dubs
i dont wanna be a NEET anymore
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kek blesses us all with the sweet release of death
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>>35844198
howie scream
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I yearn; I pray: check those digits, else kek will be hearing from me.
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please fucking end it tonight kek PLS
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tonight's the night boys.
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>>35844378
carbon monoxide poisoning if you have a car
objectively the most comfy way to off yourself
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let's gamble. i'm at your mercy, kek.
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>>35846500

If that is your will, so shall it be done
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>>35844198
dUbsDUBS DUBS NOW gO!!!!!!!
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DUBSnd times thE cHARM ROLLIN
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>>35844622
Congrats on the dying, lucky bastard
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I hope i get dubs and wake up in a world where I can be loved by her the same way I love her.
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I have never got dubs.
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>>35847029
One last reroll and I just give up.
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>>35846833
I have been chosen praise Kek, originally of course
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KEK
MAKE ME GREAT
OR END ME NOW
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Please let me die tonight lord kek
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>>35844198
Please give me what I have craved for nigh a decade. Let it be done.
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>>35847086
Neither of us weren't lucky enough
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>>35847029
>>35847056
It's ok, you can take my dubs.
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>>35844198

Meme magic please release me from this mortal coil.
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please, everything would be better iff if I was gone, just fuckin end it now please
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>>35844198
watch me wake up tomorrow
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>>35845042
Your childhood friend dying young gave you strength to live on? You're kind of spiteful, anon.
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>>35847157

>iff

math major spotted

qued
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Please Oh Kek, if this is trips, take not only me, but Her also onto this eternal slumber
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>>35847138
Thank you friend. Even though this is sort of a joke thread, I really appreciate it. Been in a bad place recently.
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>>35847213
am music education major
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>>35847229
There's always hope for a bright tomorrow.
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>>35847314

So the iff = "if and only if" was a mistake? Pretty uncommon outside of mathematical literature I thought...

(these are all rolls by the way)
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>>35844198
I-.. I suppose I wouldn't even really mind at this point. It's been a wild ride, no doubt. I'm full of life, and I think - if it all ended - I wouldn't be the worst thing in the world.
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I want my suffering to end
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Kek, please just let this be so
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>>35847753
Rerolling, in the name of Kek please kill me
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im so tired of living. pls end it based kek
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>>35847774
One more roll, please God
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>>35847778
One off from quads. Fuck.
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>>35844198
Can anyone confirm that you'll die in your sleep? I don't want to get dubs and live.
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i crave release. end me pls
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>>35847994
rolling again, don't fail me this time pretty pls
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Die origdcvg
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>>35844198
Alright. Here we go.
Gotta get dem dubs.
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Yeah I'm done. Goodbye robros
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>Borderline retarded
> 5'5" Manlet
>Sperglord
>Mongrel

Let me off this ride.
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Time for me to check outta this life
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>>35844198
maybe tonight will finally be the night
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For the love of god end it now
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>>35848466
>>35848211
Be free my children, may Kek guide you in the afterlife
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oh boi

originolanalli
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>>35847797
>>35847778
>>35847774

your life is not yet done

kek has a greater purpose for you
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hmmmm

Jfjdjdjdbdb
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>>35848440
one reroll, just in case kek is smiling upon me now that i have earned dubs in another thread
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I WILL NOT SPEND AN ETERNITY IN THIS FORSAKEN LAND
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Lord give me death
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Pls


I want off this wild ride blix
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>>35844198
I think I'm ready to go now.
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I am become deth
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me go die now
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>>35844198
Rolling (thankfully I never get dubs)
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Please kek release me from this world.


Defo oregeno comento
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i actually hope to wake up tommorow. first time in a while. check em?
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>>35844198
Come on, just let it end.
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It's my turnino.
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>>35844198
Please God let this happen
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One more try. I really don't want to go to work tomorrow
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Do we get to try twice? I really want this
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PLEASE LET THIS RIDE END I WANNA GO HOME TO PAPA
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ravioli ravioli give me the death i originally deservioli
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God come here and help me
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>>35844198
kill me in an original fashion, pete
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There's no hope. Let me die.
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End my fucking misery.
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>>35844198
bye fellas
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goodbye cruel world, I'm leaving you today
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>>35849399
lucky
fuck you, guy
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Let this be the end
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please give me dubs

originilliono
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God would never be so kind.
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>>35844198
I don't want to die, but I'm curious.
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See you later anons
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>>35844198
Oh wah ah ah ah
Or
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let's go hdhdhfhdhdhrhr
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>>35844198
PLEASE KEK JUS GIVE ME A CHANCE
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>>35844198
Jussssttt end it God for fuck sakes.
Hopefully my little brother does good in life though while a rest for an eternity.
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rolliooriginalo
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release from this world kek
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>>35844198
please kek

let it happen originally
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>>35844198
Roll on muddaaaa fukkkkaaaa
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>>35844198
Please god, now is the time
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>>35852377
I'm jelly
rolling
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End this sweet suffering, merciful dubs.
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>>35844198
if dubs i'll eat the 3g of potassium cyanide i stole from my chemistry professor
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>>35852993
rolling again

ergolaland
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>>35853009
If dubs that cyanide is for me
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>>35853009
>>35853030
>3030
I say it's dubs, where are you at anon ?
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>>35844198
let's go
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original..
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Double or nothing, let's go.
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>>35852993
Too bad potassium cyanide won't do shit, boil it and put some iron filings in it. That should make some ferrous cyanide which is a lot more potent
I can't remember how but there's another step to remove the iron and make it hydrogen cyanide which is far stronger again
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PAPAS PULLIN OUT THE CYANIDE TONIGHT BOYS
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>>35844198
orgnildl
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Haha yes
Huffer puffer
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>>35848211

>wake up
WHY?
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>>35844198
>implying I will get digits or not avoid death at the very least
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>>35844198
gimme a good fact one.
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>>35844198
Oh lord strike me down
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good odds; worth a roll.

maybe if i get digits, ill be paranoid enough to tell oneitis that i love her
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>>35844477
>>35844522
>>35844533
>>35844622
>>35844688
>>35846499
>>35846500
>>35846833
>>35848211
>>35848466
>>35849399
>>35850644
>>35852377
>>35852966
>>35853799
Congratulations, lads! You've challenged the fate and now will receive this sweet release of death.

>>35849111
Sorry, no salvation for you
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>>35844198
I must know originally
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Rolling, please may I get dubs, please may I die.
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there's no better time than now.
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>>35844198
GOOD LUCK TO ME
originally
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give me peace from this living hell
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>>35854911
thank you for this release
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>>35854933
Its happening, i should stop stealing dubs
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>>35844198
yes please
goodbye friends
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>>35844198
We all gotta go eventually.
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>>35844198
rolls trips i die now
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>>35855043
>>35855023
>>35855012
so close

orhjonal
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Been unlucky my whole life

Cmon god here's your chance to make it up to me!
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>>35855155
So anyways ... I dont really sleep at night, so does that in any way affect my chances of sweet oblivion?
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>Inb4 i die in my sleep lule
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Grant me the sweet release I'm too pussy to give myself
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>>35844198
Trips grant me immortality.
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African Americans are indeed both African and American
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>>35844198
I haven't died last time
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>>35844198
KEK I BEG OF THEE, GIVE ME THE DUBS!!!
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I know the odds are slim, but please.
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>>35856300
Thank you. Hopefully it comes true.
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pls finally pls i'm so tired of fucking being here
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If its my time then show me Lord
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please just let me drift off
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>>35844198
My ticket to Gensokyo!
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>>35857039
nooo I lost the ride!!
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Rock a bye babby
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>>35844198
i got the nasty in my taxi.
you need a lift?
you can sit between the back seat and my dick

not original somehow...
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To roll or not to roll. That is the question.
please digits
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I'm a loser with no purpose, please let me off this ride Lord kek
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c'mon
i need this daddy
let me die
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>>35844198
What dreams may come?
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>>35844198
c'mon m8
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Lord Kek grant me dubs
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Pls Lord gaben
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Rolling in the honors college if that's what you think this will get me home in a few minutes I'll be a boatload of money to do so I can get a physical today and I can get a physical today and I can get a physical today and I can get a physical today and
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>>35844198
if digits, i'll wake up sadder than ever tomororw
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>>35859011
FUCK

origininsfklFHDSLKFHKL
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Singles and your mother died in her sleep
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I beg for the sweet embrace of death
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Khfygdrhvdd
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Dubs or higher, light a fire
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Can I at least get laid in a dream first
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>>35844198
roll nigga wetgseaa
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>>35844198
Pls do it tonight ;_;
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>>35859636
COME. ON.
LET. ME. GO.
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>>35844198
Please put me out of my misery I'm original
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it can only get better from here on out
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Rolling for those sweet Sweet dubs
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>>35844198
Goodnight sweet prince.

Originality Original
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Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please,
-GIVE ME DIGITS
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>>35860176

Re roll
God you gigantic faggot give me dubs or i will fucking rape your son
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>>35860176
>>35860219
PLEASE JUST END MEEEEEE fucking kike god
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please death is sleep then euphoria dream
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RER OLL DEADTH RQUIRED
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>>35844198
roll for void
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>>35844198
reroll for eternal void
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>>35844198
rolling

>>35860600
lucky
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Rollerino, please let me die already
>>
actually in a really detached state of mind right now, in a good way
would not mind continuing to live, but also would not mind leaving it all tonight
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please let my first dubs release me from this hell
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>>35844198
ijhk
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>>35860244
your wish is my demand
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hope it's not as bizarre as the last dream, what the fuck
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>>35844198
Please I just want to die.
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>>35844198
Let's see what fate has decided for me tonight.
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>>35844198
rollin so hard i didn't even know i could roll this hard
>>
Please let me end this miserable life already. I don't see a future for me, so let me just end this misery.
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>>35844198
roll to original
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i would be gratefull for a death like this, roll.
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>>35844198
I wonder if this will work
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I only want to die if I wake up in a world where rapist futas exist and outnumber males/females.
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>>35844198
Give me liberty or give me death
-t. some guy in the 1700s
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>>35844198
Rolling for an infinite slumber.
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>>35844198
End me

Origibazinga
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>>35861811
Woo, I'm ready. Let's go.
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>>35844198
THIS IS ITTTTTTTTTTTT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE END MY SUFFERING FUCKING NORMALFAAAAAAGS
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KILL ME PLEASE JESUS CHRIST KILL ME
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>>35844198
May the odds be not in my favor
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>>35844198
I wouldn't mind dying tonight
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C'mon god, you know you want me to die.
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I is kill plz
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>>35861811
>>35861299
>>35861100

Fuck you guys, getting your goddamn wishes.
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>>35862355
Played yourself
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rolling for salvation before I go mad
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>>35862355
You got your wish too, Anon! A happy ending for all involved.
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rerolling let me fucking die please
>>
roll for freedom goddamnit
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need to dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee reeeeeeeeeeeee
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alright now, I will get digits and die in my sleep!
>>
Fuck it. I shall roll the dice of fate, or some bs.
>>
FUCK YOU DEMIURGE PIECE OF SHIT GIVE ME REST OR I WILL EXTERMINATE YOU AFTER DEATH
>>
origionalo
>>
ORINAIRLFHE
>>
Kill me, Pete.
Doesn't even have to be original.
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EHIHIHIHIHIEKHEHHEHE I WANT TO BE DEATH
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THATS IT NOW YOU HEAR
>>
ACTUALLY NOW NOW THEN
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>>35844198
pls end it tonight
>>
>>35862005
Patrick Henry
>>
here goes nothing father in your hands I command my spirit!
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is coming it must come it is now it wasnt before
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HERE FUCKING GOES MOTHERFUCKING DEMIURGE
>>
BATEMAN LETS DESTROY THAT FAKE GOD BASTARD IM COUNTING ON YOU MAN
>>
>>35844198
Please give me release. I don't wish to suffer any longer
>>
serious question, given this choice, who fucking wouldn't?

I'd probably would have ended it a long time ago, if it would have been so simple and painless.
>>
>>35862790
OK LETS DO IT YOU LIKE THE NEWS?
>>
>>35844198
Lord grant me sweet release I beg you
>>
>>35844198
I actually want to live

You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>
>>35862855
oh shit orgamalion
>>
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Tomorrow never comes...
>>
yes come on
>>
>>35862855
SLEEP TIGHT FAGGOT AND DONT LET PEPE BITE
>>
>>35862839
HEY HIP TO BE SQUARE YOU FUCKIJNG STUPID BASTARD!
>>
if dubs
op is a fag
>>
>>35862898
DONT KILL HIM ONLY ME TOO IDIOT YOU FU8CKING STUPID BASTARD
>>
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is this real? does it really work lads?
>>
if dubs
op is a faggot

ogrelando
>>
>>35862941
IM ON IT SIR I LIVE I FUCKING FICTION SO ITS HARD TO FIND YOU OK YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD AAAAAAAAAAH
>>
>>35844198
LET ME SLEEP PLEASE
I AM A MAN HALF HUMAN
>>
i love life

oreoe
>>
>>35862975
LO9IK YOU FAILURE OF A MURDERER IVE BEEN IN THIS FUCKING THREAD LONG ENOUGH TO SEE YOU ARENT TRYING TO KILL ME
>>
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T O N I G H T ' S T H E N I G H T
O
N
I
G
H
T
'
S

T
H
E

N
I
G
H
T
>>
>>35863046
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE
RE
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>
PLEASE
FOR PLEASE FUCK
>>
>>35863011
YES REVERSE PSYCH WORKED BLESS YOU BATEMAN
>>
Rolpisslixiling in myay skiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin
>>
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>>35844198
is it time yet?
>>
>>35863046
>>35863079
THIRD TIME'S THE CHARM
BUT IT'S PROBABLY NOT ORIGINAL
>>
>>35862988
Oh shit actually can I take this back?
My granddad's dying and I don't want my family to deal with his and my deaths back to back.
>>
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>>35863155
what a surprise... but we know it ain't gonna happen
>>
>>35844198
rolelllllllelelllellllellellele
>>
here I go lads
>>
>>35844198
might as well niggger
>>
I swear to kek if I wake up to another day in this hellhole we call canada
>>
Rolling ween fegs
>>
Lucky?
monte poste
>>
>>35844198
Let's see of I can get some dubs for mistress Death.
>>
fingers fucking crossed
>>
Rolling lads

Portland
>>
Maybe it will come true and I manage to get some sleep
>>
>>35863511
You lucky bastard. Good night.
>>
Unfortunately, people don't die this easily.
Rolling anyways.
>>
Rollll,kikimg
>>
>>35844198
lets settle this
>>
Rollando

Do i die more if i get trips?
>>
give me peace
>>
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>>35844198
origanoe 111111111111
>>
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Please just give me the long sleep. Please.
>>
please mercy my lord
>>
>>35844198
Let's see what happens to me tonight
>>
>>35844198
please make me shit all over my bed when i die senpai
>>
>>35844198
Please
I just want to be set free
>>
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>>35844198
hit me please

with a truck
>>
My only dream and hope, let it come true oh great Kek
>>
>>35844198
Give me numbers; let me slumber.
>>
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one last try before I go to sleep
>>
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>>35863511
>>35862855
>>35862988
>>35863011
>>35863155
>>35862799
>>35861055
>>35861033
>>35860600
>>35860244
>>35856300
>>35855155
>>35854911
>>35854933
>>35844533

Sleep tight, puppers.

reee please let me say goodbye robot
>>
>>35844198
if i get dubs im going to try and finish this 1/5
>>
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die pls pls pls
>>
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>>35866166
fuck im already regretting it
>>
lets do it

dvonsdfkbjsd
>>
>>35844198
I need to die, please god, have mercy.
>>
I'll just teleport to another dimension so it'll be just like i'm dead on this one.
>>
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>>35844198
let me die peacefully please
>>
>>35844198
t.t rolling because curiosity
>>
>>35844198
Pls end my suffering

Fuck originality
>>
>>35844198
lets go, hopefully i get dubs in an original way
>>
00ye boiiiiiiiiiii

lemme
>>
>>35844198
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
also cocks
>>
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>>35844198
>mfw I sleep in the nude

Lets do it.
>>
Plsplspls
Orgngdjgf
>>
Elohim, Essaim I implore you
>>
>>35844198
PLEASE
I'm done with this world
>>
eeewfqwrferf
>>
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarollink
>>
I hope it is what it's made out to be.
>>
>>35867311
:')

Org..

Somehow not original, muted for 2.
>>
I keep living
>>
>>35866255
Well well, you done it fella
>>
>>35844198
Please Kek take this life
>>
>>35867444
Witnessed

Take me away from this awful place
>>
>>35844198
I guess we'll never know
Fresh with oragano
>>
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>>35844198
please i beg of you
>>
>>35867444
Kek has answered to your prayers, praise kek
>>
>>35844198

my muslim cock thread instantly 404'd but this shit is cool!?
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