Alright boys, you all know the drill.
Roll singles, you continue to live.
Roll digits, you die painlessly in your sleep tonight.
>>35844198
reception 8000 give me a quickie
What substance can I take to assure this?
>>35844198
Is this one of those win-win scenarios? Who wants to go back to /pol/?
What luck I must have.
>>35844198
>'jak and Feelie
>Their tales aren't fun
>'cuz you know two feels feels worse than one
>>35844198
i want to die
but at the same time, for the first time in my life i have someone who depends on me
maybe this isn't a good idea
oh well
i probably won't get dubs anyway
>>35844198
Rollerino that's originalio
>>35844198
BA BA BA BA!
Comment is original
Singles like I have shingles.
>>35844198
Make it clean
Orgyganal
But if I die painlessly how will I know I'm dead?
>>35844238
I don't know. I don't think there is one. Most pills you take, you will just end up vomiting out. Lots of pain, no death.
You can draw up a hot bath, dim the lights, put some smooth jazz on and slit your wrists in the tub. Seems like one of the more pleasant ways to go.
I Want to die or live another die Idc
Oy God, you cunt, let me die if you're Real
I honestly don't even know which to root for at this point.
hehe i will survive
>>35844198
JUST FUCKING END THIS HORRID EXISTENCE I AM READY TO GO JUST FUCKING DO IT DO IT ALREADY WHY HAVEN'T YOU KILLED ME GOD I USED TO PRAY FOR YOU TO KILL ME SO MANY TIMES WHY DIDN'T YOU ANSWER MY FUCKING PRAYERS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>35844477
WISH GRANTED
Don't make a thread tomorrow so we know it's real
>>35844477
Be free, anon.
Thou art blessed
>>35844533
>>35844522
>>35844477
God has granted you mercy. You are free. Enjoy your time in this existence, as you will soon cease to be.
>>35844522
>>35844533
Well done boys
>>35844198
Rolling for second option
praying for dubs
origionaladowannadie
>>35844603
Fuck... guess I get to do this shit again tomorrow.
>>35844533
I HAVE ALSO BEEN CHOSEN.
SO LONG ROBOTS, I AM FREE OF THIS WORLD
>>35844622
Hot damn this thread is poppin
ENTER I TO ETERNITY WITH ME
I SHALL BE ALONE NO LONGER
I AM FREE
Gosh I hope I get doubles
OP here. I miss when these threads were a daily thing. I'll keep making them, judging by the dubs ITT we are doing good.
I never get dubs
Ogigi
Give me dem doubels for my troubles
>>35844198
Please Please Please Let Me Get What I Want
how is this not original
>>35844665
OFF BY ONE
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKM
>>35844198
let the sweet release take me
I wish for the death of normies and those who have an IQ below 100. Shame it will never happen.
Lets see if I shall die instead of them.
>>35844198
>tfw childhood friend accidentally died in his sleep from new medicine when we were 21
>tfw his mom started to panic when she kept saying "Spencer?? Come on babe it's time to wake up!!! :("
If I die before I wake, give the Lord my soul to take.
Rollin like Limp Bizkit
>>35844198
I will rolIing
please KEK for these to please check
or i will sleep forever with a rope upon my neck
I want to live though, only pussies off themselves.
>>35844198
Rolling for death pls
>>35844935
Is it really offing yourself if you die in your sleep?
>>35844996
Reroll
Check'em
>>35844818
This is probably the only thing that has stopped me from killing myself.
>>35845002
You are willingly dying for no reason other than self gratification at best. That is close enough.
>>35844198
Lets get this ball a rollin lads.
>>35844198
ROLLIN' TO DIE
I don't want to die yet but God if it's time it's time.
Come on this life sucks ass
Let's hope I drskn enough boozer oot died weithouthavingetotnkill mytselfinannnormlabwausu
>>35845389
Balllsacksk
>>35844198
Please digits please I need this
Make it an easy one, please.
>>35845530
>>35845434
I belle ice in you Anon's
Death id clossereess
Please jeebus please.
>>35845564
Well, maybe life isn't so bad after all...
THIS HOLE WAS MADE FOR ME
Fate you faggot, do it. I fucking dare you.
please let it happen
please give me dubs
i dont wanna be a NEET anymore
kek blesses us all with the sweet release of death
>>35844198
howie scream
I yearn; I pray: check those digits, else kek will be hearing from me.
please fucking end it tonight kek PLS
tonight's the night boys.
>>35844378
carbon monoxide poisoning if you have a car
objectively the most comfy way to off yourself
let's gamble. i'm at your mercy, kek.
>>35846500
If that is your will, so shall it be done
>>35844198
dUbsDUBS DUBS NOW gO!!!!!!!
DUBSnd times thE cHARM ROLLIN
>>35844622
Congrats on the dying, lucky bastard
I hope i get dubs and wake up in a world where I can be loved by her the same way I love her.
I have never got dubs.
>>35847029
One last reroll and I just give up.
>>35846833
I have been chosen praise Kek, originally of course
KEK
MAKE ME GREAT
OR END ME NOW
Please let me die tonight lord kek
>>35844198
Please give me what I have craved for nigh a decade. Let it be done.
>>35847086
Neither of us weren't lucky enough
>>35847029
>>35847056
It's ok, you can take my dubs.
>>35844198
Meme magic please release me from this mortal coil.
please, everything would be better iff if I was gone, just fuckin end it now please
>>35844198
watch me wake up tomorrow
>>35845042
Your childhood friend dying young gave you strength to live on? You're kind of spiteful, anon.
>>35847157
>iff
math major spotted
qued
Please Oh Kek, if this is trips, take not only me, but Her also onto this eternal slumber
>>35847138
Thank you friend. Even though this is sort of a joke thread, I really appreciate it. Been in a bad place recently.
>>35847213am music education major
>>35847229
There's always hope for a bright tomorrow.
>>35847314
So the iff = "if and only if" was a mistake? Pretty uncommon outside of mathematical literature I thought...
(these are all rolls by the way)
>>35844198
I-.. I suppose I wouldn't even really mind at this point. It's been a wild ride, no doubt. I'm full of life, and I think - if it all ended - I wouldn't be the worst thing in the world.
I want my suffering to end
Kek, please just let this be so
>>35847753
Rerolling, in the name of Kek please kill me
im so tired of living. pls end it based kek
>>35847774
One more roll, please God
>>35847778
One off from quads. Fuck.
>>35844198
Can anyone confirm that you'll die in your sleep? I don't want to get dubs and live.
i crave release. end me pls
>>35847994
rolling again, don't fail me this time pretty pls
Die origdcvg
>>35844198
Alright. Here we go.
Gotta get dem dubs.
Yeah I'm done. Goodbye robros
>Borderline retarded
> 5'5" Manlet
>Sperglord
>Mongrel
Let me off this ride.
Time for me to check outta this life
>>35844198
maybe tonight will finally be the night
For the love of god end it now
>>35848466
>>35848211
Be free my children, may Kek guide you in the afterlife
oh boi
originolanalli
>>35847797
>>35847778
>>35847774
your life is not yet done
kek has a greater purpose for you
hmmmm
Jfjdjdjdbdb
>>35848440
one reroll, just in case kek is smiling upon me now that i have earned dubs in another thread
I WILL NOT SPEND AN ETERNITY IN THIS FORSAKEN LAND
Lord give me death
Pls
I want off this wild ride blix
>>35844198
I think I'm ready to go now.
I am become deth
me go die now
>>35844198
Rolling (thankfully I never get dubs)
Please kek release me from this world.
Defo oregeno comento
i actually hope to wake up tommorow. first time in a while. check em?
>>35844198
Come on, just let it end.
It's my turnino.
>>35844198
Please God let this happen
One more try. I really don't want to go to work tomorrow
Do we get to try twice? I really want this
PLEASE LET THIS RIDE END I WANNA GO HOME TO PAPA
ravioli ravioli give me the death i originally deservioli
God come here and help me
>>35844198
kill me in an original fashion, pete
There's no hope. Let me die.
End my fucking misery.
>>35844198
bye fellas
goodbye cruel world, I'm leaving you today
>>35849399
lucky
fuck you, guy
Let this be the end
please give me dubs
originilliono
God would never be so kind.
>>35844198
I don't want to die, but I'm curious.
See you later anons
>>35844198
Oh wah ah ah ah
Or
let's go hdhdhfhdhdhrhr
>>35844198
PLEASE KEK JUS GIVE ME A CHANCE
>>35844198
Jussssttt end it God for fuck sakes.
Hopefully my little brother does good in life though while a rest for an eternity.
rolliooriginalo
release from this world kek
>>35844198
please kek
let it happen originally
>>35844198
Roll on muddaaaa fukkkkaaaa
>>35844198
Please god, now is the time
>>35852377
I'm jelly
rolling
End this sweet suffering, merciful dubs.
>>35844198
if dubs i'll eat the 3g of potassium cyanide i stole from my chemistry professor
>>35852993
rolling again
ergolaland
>>35853009
If dubs that cyanide is for me
>>35853009
>>35853030
>3030
I say it's dubs, where are you at anon ?
>>35844198
let's go
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original..
Double or nothing, let's go.
>>35852993
Too bad potassium cyanide won't do shit, boil it and put some iron filings in it. That should make some ferrous cyanide which is a lot more potentI can't remember how but there's another step to remove the iron and make it hydrogen cyanide which is far stronger again
PAPAS PULLIN OUT THE CYANIDE TONIGHT BOYS
>>35844198
orgnildl
Haha yes
Huffer puffer
>>35848211
>wake up
WHY?
>>35844198
>implying I will get digits or not avoid death at the very least
>>35844198
gimme a good fact one.
>>35844198
Oh lord strike me down
good odds; worth a roll.maybe if i get digits, ill be paranoid enough to tell oneitis that i love her
>>35844477
>>35844522
>>35844533
>>35844622
>>35844688
>>35846499
>>35846500
>>35846833
>>35848211
>>35848466
>>35849399
>>35850644
>>35852377
>>35852966
>>35853799
Congratulations, lads! You've challenged the fate and now will receive this sweet release of death.
>>35849111
Sorry, no salvation for you
>>35844198
I must know originally
Rolling, please may I get dubs, please may I die.
there's no better time than now.
>>35844198
GOOD LUCK TO ME
originally
give me peace from this living hell
>>35854911
thank you for this release
>>35854933
Its happening, i should stop stealing dubs
>>35844198
yes please
goodbye friends
>>35844198
We all gotta go eventually.
>>35844198
rolls trips i die now
>>35855043
>>35855023
>>35855012
so close
orhjonal
Been unlucky my whole life
Cmon god here's your chance to make it up to me!
>>35855155
So anyways ... I dont really sleep at night, so does that in any way affect my chances of sweet oblivion?
>Inb4 i die in my sleep lule
Grant me the sweet release I'm too pussy to give myself
>>35844198
Trips grant me immortality.
African Americans are indeed both African and American
>>35844198
I haven't died last time
>>35844198
KEK I BEG OF THEE, GIVE ME THE DUBS!!!
I know the odds are slim, but please.
>>35856300
Thank you. Hopefully it comes true.
pls finally pls i'm so tired of fucking being here
If its my time then show me Lord
please just let me drift off
>>35844198
My ticket to Gensokyo!
>>35857039
nooo I lost the ride!!
Rock a bye babby
>>35844198
i got the nasty in my taxi.
you need a lift?
you can sit between the back seat andmy dick
not original somehow...
To roll or not to roll. That is the question.please digits
I'm a loser with no purpose, please let me off this ride Lord kek
c'mon
i need this daddy
let me die
>>35844198
What dreams may come?
>>35844198
c'mon m8
Lord Kek grant me dubs
Pls Lord gaben
Rolling in the honors college if that's what you think this will get me home in a few minutes I'll be a boatload of money to do so I can get a physical today and I can get a physical today and I can get a physical today and I can get a physical today and
>>35844198
if digits, i'll wake up sadder than ever tomororw
>>35859011
FUCK
origininsfklFHDSLKFHKL
Singles and your mother died in her sleep
I beg for the sweet embrace of death
Khfygdrhvdd
Dubs or higher, light a fire
Can I at least get laid in a dream first
>>35844198
roll nigga wetgseaa
>>35844198
Pls do it tonight ;_;
>>35859636
COME. ON.
LET. ME. GO.
>>35844198
Please put me out of my misery I'm original
it can only get better from here on out
Rolling for those sweet Sweet dubs
>>35844198
Goodnight sweet prince.
Originality Original
Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please,
-GIVE ME DIGITS
>>35860176
Re roll
God you gigantic faggot give me dubs or i will fucking rape your son
>>35860176
>>35860219
PLEASE JUST END MEEEEEE fucking kike god
please death is sleep then euphoria dream
RER OLL DEADTH RQUIRED
>>35844198
roll for void
>>35844198
reroll for eternal void
>>35844198
rolling
>>35860600
lucky
Rollerino, please let me die already
actually in a really detached state of mind right now, in a good way
would not mind continuing to live, but also would not mind leaving it all tonight
please let my first dubs release me from this hell
>>35844198
ijhk
>>35860244
your wish is my demand
hope it's not as bizarre as the last dream, what the fuck
>>35844198
Please I just want to die.
>>35844198
Let's see what fate has decided for me tonight.
>>35844198
rollin so hard i didn't even know i could roll this hard
Please let me end this miserable life already. I don't see a future for me, so let me just end this misery.
>>35844198
roll to original
i would be gratefull for a death like this, roll.
>>35844198
I wonder if this will work
I only want to die if I wake up in a world where rapist futas exist and outnumber males/females.
>>35844198
Give me liberty or give me death
-t. some guy in the 1700s
>>35844198
Rolling for an infinite slumber.
>>35844198
End me
Origibazinga
>>35861811
Woo, I'm ready. Let's go.
>>35844198
THIS IS ITTTTTTTTTTTT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE END MY SUFFERING FUCKING NORMALFAAAAAAGS
KILL ME PLEASE JESUS CHRIST KILL ME
>>35844198
May the odds be not in my favor
>>35844198
I wouldn't mind dying tonight
C'mon god, you know you want me to die.
I is kill plz
>>35861811
>>35861299
>>35861100
Fuck you guys, getting your goddamn wishes.
>>35862355
Played yourself
rolling for salvation before I go mad
>>35862355
You got your wish too, Anon! A happy ending for all involved.
rerolling let me fucking die please
roll for freedom goddamnit
need to dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee reeeeeeeeeeeee
alright now, I will get digits and die in my sleep!
Fuck it. I shall roll the dice of fate, or some bs.
FUCK YOU DEMIURGE PIECE OF SHIT GIVE ME REST OR I WILL EXTERMINATE YOU AFTER DEATH
origionalo
ORINAIRLFHE
Kill me, Pete.
Doesn't even have to be original.
EHIHIHIHIHIEKHEHHEHE I WANT TO BE DEATH
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THATS IT NOW YOU HEAR
ACTUALLY NOW NOW THEN
>>35844198
pls end it tonight
>>35862005
Patrick Henry
here goes nothing father in your hands I command my spirit!
is coming it must come it is now it wasnt before
HERE FUCKING GOES MOTHERFUCKING DEMIURGE
BATEMAN LETS DESTROY THAT FAKE GOD BASTARD IM COUNTING ON YOU MAN
>>35844198
Please give me release. I don't wish to suffer any longer
serious question, given this choice, who fucking wouldn't?
I'd probably would have ended it a long time ago, if it would have been so simple and painless.
>>35862790
OK LETS DO IT YOU LIKE THE NEWS?
>>35844198
Lord grant me sweet release I beg you
>>35844198
I actually want to liveYou have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>35862855
oh shit orgamalion
Tomorrow never comes...
yes come on
>>35862855
SLEEP TIGHT FAGGOT AND DONT LET PEPE BITE
>>35862839
HEY HIP TO BE SQUARE YOU FUCKIJNG STUPID BASTARD!
if dubs
op is a fag
>>35862898
DONT KILL HIM ONLY ME TOO IDIOT YOU FU8CKING STUPID BASTARD
is this real? does it really work lads?
if dubs
op is a faggot
ogrelando
>>35862941
IM ON IT SIR I LIVE I FUCKING FICTION SO ITS HARD TO FIND YOU OK YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD AAAAAAAAAAH
>>35844198
LET ME SLEEP PLEASE
I AM A MAN HALF HUMAN
i love life
oreoe
>>35862975
LO9IK YOU FAILURE OF A MURDERER IVE BEEN IN THIS FUCKING THREAD LONG ENOUGH TO SEE YOU ARENT TRYING TO KILL ME
T O N I G H T ' S T H E N I G H T
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>>35863046
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE
RE
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
PLEASE
FOR PLEASE FUCK
>>35863011
YES REVERSE PSYCH WORKED BLESS YOU BATEMAN
Rolpisslixiling in myay skiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin
>>35844198
is it time yet?
>>35863046
>>35863079
THIRD TIME'S THE CHARM
BUT IT'S PROBABLY NOT ORIGINAL
>>35862988
Oh shit actually can I take this back?
My granddad's dying and I don't want my family to deal with his and my deaths back to back.
>>35863155
what a surprise... but we know it ain't gonna happen
>>35844198
rolelllllllelelllellllellellele
here I go lads
>>35844198
might as well niggger
I swear to kek if I wake up to another day in this hellhole we call canada
Rolling ween fegs
Lucky?
monte poste
>>35844198
Let's see of I can get some dubs for mistress Death.
fingers fucking crossed
Rolling lads
Portland
Maybe it will come true and I manage to get some sleep
>>35863511
You lucky bastard. Good night.
Unfortunately, people don't die this easily.
Rolling anyways.
Rollll,kikimg
>>35844198
lets settle this
Rollando
Do i die more if i get trips?
give me peace
>>35844198
origanoe111111111111
Please just give me the long sleep. Please.
please mercy my lord
>>35844198
Let's see what happens to me tonight
>>35844198
please make me shit all over my bed when i die senpai
>>35844198
Please
I just want to be set free
>>35844198
hit me please
with a truck
My only dream and hope, let it come true oh great Kek
>>35844198
Give me numbers; let me slumber.
one last try before I go to sleep
>>35863511
>>35862855
>>35862988
>>35863011
>>35863155
>>35862799
>>35861055
>>35861033
>>35860600
>>35860244
>>35856300
>>35855155
>>35854911
>>35854933
>>35844533
Sleep tight, puppers.
reee please let me say goodbye robot
>>35844198
if i get dubs im going to try and finish this 1/5
die pls pls pls
>>35866166
fuck im already regretting it
lets do it
dvonsdfkbjsd
>>35844198
I need to die, please god, have mercy.
I'll just teleport to another dimension so it'll be just like i'm dead on this one.
>>35844198
let me die peacefully please
>>35844198
t.t rolling because curiosity
>>35844198
Pls end my suffering
Fuck originality
>>35844198
lets go, hopefully i get dubs in an original way
00ye boiiiiiiiiiii
lemme
>>35844198
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
also cocks
>>35844198
>mfw I sleep in the nude
Lets do it.
Plsplspls
Orgngdjgf
Elohim, Essaim I implore you
>>35844198
PLEASE
I'm done with this world
eeewfqwrferf
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarollink
I hope it is what it's made out to be.
>>35867311
:')
Org..
Somehow not original, muted for 2.
I keep living
>>35866255
Well well, you done it fella
>>35844198
Please Kek take this life
>>35867444
Witnessed
Take me away from this awful place
>>35844198
I guess we'll never know
Fresh with oragano
>>35844198
please i beg of you
>>35867444
Kek has answered to your prayers, praise kek
>>35844198
my muslim cock thread instantly 404'd but this shit is cool!?