/califeelnia/

>>35843169

TFW Texas native
>too smart for texas
>too dumb and robot for california

need to move to an inbetween state

>>35843169

>weather right now is still good for long sleeves
>hellish summer is right around the corner
>tfw pale and skinny and won't be able to wear my warm weather fits for long

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This is why people hate you.

t. Michigan

>>35843249
I'll never understand why people like the weather here. Unless you live really close to the coast it's fucking hot and dry for 7-9 months out of the year.

>>35843249
Same here.
I'm all comfy and bundled up in warm clothes right now. I'm worried about summer this year. It gets really hot in the foot hills.

>>35843321
Exactly. Fuck the IE

>>35843169
>tfw conservative
>tfw live in cali

>>35843345
If I could nuke the IE amd everyone here I'd do it twice. There is nothing here and it's inexpensive as hell because
>CALIFORNIA LMAO
not to mention it's one of the worst areas in the U.S. for entry level employment. Thanks mom and dad for letting me down again. I guess it's mutual at this point.

>>35843402
Yeah, I couldn't land a job until after college. San Bernardino and Morneo Valley are apparently ranked worse than Detroit for employment, and the rest of the IE isn't much better off.
Hang in there man

>>35843169
Best state ever
I'm closing to landing a job that will give me 120-180k without a college degree that let's me work from home. I'm only 23 tpp

I really want to move there one day. You think the transition from Jersey would be tough.

>>35843509
Ha fuck that shit. I already have a degree and I'm just passively absorbing debt for something I didn't even care about. It's navy or bust for me. It's the only way out of this hellhole.

>>35843169

>amerifeel about to fall off the catalog
>califeel going strong

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did someone say FLORIDA THRED?

>>35843544
Califag here, what's the job? I want in

>>35843169
I live in the desert and the winds blowing 50 mph while I surf this Cambodian fish fucking forum, things could be worse.

>>35843195
>Texas native
>moved to Cali
>too dumb and autismo for Cali
I thought I was the only one, Anon. Come to Roseville I'm hitting the bars tonight.

Whenever I go out I hear people who look like hobgoblins speak in strange languages. I wish ICE could work faster

>>35843909
Breh no one fucking lives in Florida except me. I'm so lonely.

>>35843913
Software engineer
You'll want to both learn coding AND learn maths. Even maths you don't need to finish your degree

>>35843169
nyc here, still dont know why nyc isnt called mexico city.

/britfeel/ passing through.

Valid effort, keep it up laddies. Need to work on getting that comfy feel going though.

>>35843169
God you people are fucking whine asses. How can you complain about living in Cali unless it's NorCal.

>>35844011
Roseville? Where is that? I'm in Venice Beach

>>35844647
i have no fucking clue where VB is, Roseville is basically North Sacramento. I'm guessing you're south of the State of Jefferson line? Sad!

who in socal and wants to give me adderall

>>35845630
You don't know Venice Beach? It's in LA county, near Santa Monica

>>35845683
Where in SoCal? It's a big fucking area

Make a damn California Discord.

>>35845630
Roseville is well outside of Sacramento...
and it's east...

>tfw summer is coming
I can't say I mind the day, but I like to be cold at night so I can bury myself in blankets. I can't sleep when it's so hot but I'm too cheap to turn on the air.

Started in Auburn, now in Davis and making my way to San Francisco this summer. Slowly progressing west and soon I will be in Japan.

>tfw finally got a job with the potential for decent earnings
>tfw might be able to save enough to move out of this shithole
that's the California trap, it's too expensive to stay, which makes saving enough to move damn near impossible

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>>35843169
I live in the south, but I wish I didn't. Everyone here is as fat as they are dumb, I gotta get out of this place

>>35846219
It's mostly expensive in the nice parts. North of Sacramento and the central valley can be cheap (but the neighborhoods are shitty and the weather in the valley is hell).

You're an alcohol though so you will be poor wherever you go.

>>35846228
Get the hell out, yankee scum.

Any bots in the 707 area?

>>35846270
yeah, but I'd rather be poor somewhere colder with fewer cars and fewer libturd morons

>>35846139
>well outside
>east
No and sort-of. Driving routes may change your perspective, I'm always driving on 80E coming from Auburn. I don't know where the lines are drawn because I don't care, but I know my Roseville bars and I know my Sacramento bars.

>>35846219
And then the wages are so relatively-high that (((they))) trick you into thinking it would be bad for you to leave.

>>35843169
stockton here. im living in a 3rd world country. theres no jobs, everyones poor, everything is run down, the streets are littered with trash. im surrounded by vietnemese gangs . my neighbor got murdered 2 weeks ago. i have to get out. send help.

Anyone have a hookup for LSD or psychs in the east bay? Been looking for months but all my friends are neet losers like me.

>>35847079
if you're at the lower end of the job market, as I and most other people I know are, the slightly higher wages are not worth it. someone working full time at $13 an hour here actually has less buying power than someone making $9-10 an hour somewhere less ridiculously expensive

>>35847119
https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkNetMarketsNoobs/wiki/step-by-step

this is far more reliable than some nigger on the street selling you 25I-NBOMe disguised as acid

it's worth the hassle.

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>tfw live in Modesto
I really love not being able to find a fucking job for minimum fucking wage. I literally had someone tell me they were done hiring after I was on hold for 20 minutes and went in to do an assessment test 3 fucking days ago. Took everything in me not to tell him to shove my application up his ass and eat shit when he said he would hold onto it for when they were hiring again. Fuck these people.

"Wahh I live in SoCal! :^( "

I live innawoods in NorCal. At least you have people near you. Every time I go into a city I have to reacclimate to actaul society again. Feel like an Alaskan living on the frontier or some shit.

>>35844585
you've obviously never been to the central valley

>>35847233

I visited Bakersfield, Barstow , and some small town for work, literally the most depressing places I've been to, even more depressing than those shitty rustbelt towns

>>35847313
Bakersfield is a special place. Somehow some rundown part of nowhere became what's probably the meth capital of the west coast.

Then again, if I had to live in one of those towns, I could see how smoking meth would be appealing.

The gun laws here are shit, I want a full auto .22 with a 1000 round belt for home defense. Shot placement doesn't matter if I place shots everywhere.

>>35847210
Yeah but at least you don't have homeless people standing on the corner shouting obscene shit at people, sometimes you.

A lot of urban Cali is bad as anywhere. The grocer is at the end of my block, probably 100m away and I can often pass three or four homeless addicts just on that stretch.

>>35847381
That sounds super excessive though. It's not like California won't let you keep a normal shotgun in your home for defense.

>>35847372
>meth capital of the west coast
That's Fresno, it gets even worse.

>>35847372
You ever been to Barstow? I think it beats Bakersfield in methheads. I was there for two days and not even exaggerating, motel next to mine had a line of strunged out druggies, then I drive to a Chinese restaurant, see a cop car surrounded by zombie like people, then headed to the local food4less, drove through a shitty neighborhood that was Mexican on one side, white trash on the other and sprinkled with blacks and failed transplants

>>35847452
I don't know man, between the two I'd say Bakersfield. I used to live in the IE and know there's a /lot/ of stuff that goes through Bakersfield.

Heck, the DEA could just settle down in that city and probably actually hurt the speed trade around here.

>>35847436
I do have a shotgun, but a full auto .22 would be a lot cooler. Like that minigun scene in Terminator 2 but a lot quieter.

>>35847461
Yes. I've been in probably every shitty place south of the San Francisco.

Stop into a bar for an hour in Bakersfield next time you pass though and you'll see what I mean. It's a very special place.

>>35847495
I'm still waiting for super cool flechette pistols to become a thing. Or at least reliable shot shells fired from a magazine fed pistol.

>>35847482
Fresno cops discovered half a million worth of meth and weed a couple of months ago.
The whole place is shit honestly, mostly because of the spics. Literal cartels operate in these cities.

Live in Merced but went to the Pinnacles National Park this past weekend.
>be me
>rarely smoke pot, but if presented I'll partake
>friend starts lighting a joint
>take a puff, pass it, and take another one
>this girl who I don't know but knows my friends brings in this finely crafted joint
>I take another two puffs
>after a few minutes I start to feel really good
>needed to lean back in a chair so I commandeered one of my friends folding chairs
>start to feel anxious because my heart is racing
>my breathing becomes labored
>I'm sweating when it's so cold that you can see your own breath
>blood pressure drops dramatically
>my friend said afterward that it looked like I was a vampire
>soon the left side of my face becomes numb
>ohshit.jpg
>I can barely speak but I said this to my friend, and asked to get a ranger and he leaves
>I sit in the chair trying not to die
>thinking what my obituary would look like if I died due to weed
>soon the alignment of my eyes got fucked up and my left eye was looking up while my right was looking to the right side
>felt it in my teeth too as they too became numb
>it started from the back molars and progressed to the front then to the other side
>puke constantly, but at least I had the strength to get up to puke outside the campsite, didn t want to mess it up.
Then I just went to bed and all was good. Still a good and traumatizing experience. I think it was laced with spice or something, still not touching weed again probably.

>>35847552
>mostly because of the spics

I'm sure pushing meth isn't as bad when white people do it, right?

>>35847515

Only upside to Bakersfield is the cheap hookers, fucked one for like $80, raw. Was tested after and nothing

>>35847552
Do people still sell weed? It's literally legal noe

>>35847566
>not knowing how to ride the green tiger and instead getting sick like a fag

>>35847539
I want a 10mm that fires super light sabot rounds, since light and fast rounds like 223 have better wounding than slow heavy ones.

>>35847585
I'm having trouble remembering the last time I saw a name other than "Gonzalez" or "Lopez" next to the words "drug bust" on the news.

>>35847617
Hey it was good shit, but I don't know how to handle the good shit

>>35847413
I had to give a homeless guy a dollar to talk to me just so I could hear another persons voice.

Trees don't make fine company anon. And the Geese only tolerate me so long before they get bitey.

east bay fag here
wish i had drug connections or a bf/gf but oh well

>>35847735
If no one is around you can become the Goose King by sheer force. Get one of those croquet mallets and just smack those suckers in the dome.

>>35847114
are the vietnamese fobs ?

>>35847585
some redneck making meth in their garage is never going to be able to make the quantities the cartels can, or sell it at the same low price. cheaper meth means more addicts, more overdoses, and thus more strain on local law enforcement and hospitals, which is worsened by the profits being sent to Mexico instead of spent in the local economy

Anyone in the East Bay want to start a band? I don't care about what instruments or what genre

anyone grow their own food or plants?

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>>35847813
I have a kazoo and I can scream really loud, is that good enough?

>>35847872
Perfect
I have a banjo, we could hop on the folk punk freight train

>>35844011
Roseville nig nog

>>35847812
Also this. CJNC and Sinaloa are pumping billions of dollars worth of this shit into the country, and they know what they're doing.

>>35843321
>not humid
Humid weather is the worst. I'll take dry heat over humidity

>>35847062
Auburn you say?

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Im in bay area and want to die

>>35847210
Innawoods where anon?

>>35847960
I'm a fucking weirdo who loves humidity as long as it aint +80. The Pacific Northwest is the dream man.

anyway, who wants to meet up and get drunk somewhere in the east bay on friday? not at a bar though, probably just get some bottles and chill in a park

>>35847981
si senor
I'm about to head out, my Skype is the69walrus though if you wanna add some autismo sperglord, no homo

>>35846276
im in 415 which is close by kek

>>35848088
make a thread later, i might be in

>>35848088
sounds fun but i'm 20 and broke

>>35848100
im d but not 21 rip :/

>>35848088
Nobody, namefag. /r9k/ is full of broke unemployed guys anyways.

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>>35843169
I lived in California for 2 and a half years, I just moved to Texas, I hated it there so much, but now that I'm gone, I still kinda miss it, Texas is California's opposite, everything is different here. Like there's no recycling, like they don't even have recycling garbage cans in the part of Texas I'm in, only way to get rid of recycling is by going to a junk yard, barely any tax's compared to California, there's plastic bags here, guns and knifes up the ass here, I found a knife just lying on the ground on a walk, and a empty shotgun shell. You can buy cigarettes and you don't have 2 be 21, the people are way different, in California every treated me like shit, I had been stalked and harassed, had people be racists towards me, but in Texas everyone is super nice, helpful and will talk to you without insulting you. It's super conservative here, unlike California what was super liberal, the only two things California and Texas have in common is nice weather, and very diverse population. Only thing I miss about California is my oneitis, only reason I'd go back is to be close to my oneitis, I'd pick a 80% or higher white population town, and probably more northern California, unlike the town I lived in was less then 40% white. I also got more neetbux in California, who knows, I might move there agian in a year, Texas is nice but I don't want to live here forever.

>>35847934
What's Roseville like? If I move back to California I'd either go with Roseville or Redding, i lived in elk Grove and hated it, do you think I'd feel the same in Roseville?

>>35848547
I have a cousins who live in elk Grove, why do you hate it? Seems like a safe town surrounded by shitty towns

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That feel when autistic NEET robot in Santa Monica.

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>live in Stockton
>too poor for boat
>fish on shore
>tfw they're closing off all my fishing spots because South East Asians and Mexicans don't know how to pick up trash
>really no place to fish
>everything is getting fenced off
>remember when it was the wild wild west and I could just go anywhere
>now there's no spots
>tfw all the boat fags ride by close to shore to mess up my fishing

>>35843169
please leave america
you guys said you were going to
dont go back on your word

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>>35848449
FUCKING CALIFORNIA FAGS STAY OUT OF TEXAS, AND GO BACK TO YOUR GLORIFIED SHITHOLE

>>35848629
Well to start off its less then 45 minutes away from Stockton what's considered the worst town in California and one of the worst towns in America up next to Detroit, so you had a lot of that shit coming up there, elk Grove is less then 40 white and right next to Sacramento what's even less white, tax's were high as fuck, really hot there, and the people were liberal and complete ass holes,i had been stalked and harassed just for going to a Walmart and I had people be racist towards me, also my oneitis is there and the pain of her rejecting me and fucking a gook instead kills me. I think Roseville would be an upgrade, and I'd only be 50 minutes from my oneitis if we ever got back together again we could meet halfway in Sacramento only 20 minute drive.

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>tfw no one to share this beautiful foggy norcal wilderness with

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>>35849002
shit son where's this gem?

925 here. Considering killing myself. Where's a good place no one will find my body?

>>35849502
the sears in sunvalley mall

>>35849145
marin

don't get me wrong, I feel really lucky to live here, especially with the property values being what they are.

I just wish I had GF

>>35849536
Terralindafag here desu, where u at?

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>>35849519
Maybe I'll stop by Round 1 before offing myself then.

Oh and pic related is what happens if you park your car on Monument.

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>>35849556
mill valley

say hi to the A&W for me lol

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>>35849711
Was /out/ in Point Reyes with some friends (pic related far right) the other weekend. This is the best fucking place in the world I swear. Just wish I at least get to hold hands with a girl...

>>35849815
nice shot m8

>>35849145
That could be San Francisco or literally anywhere in NorCal.

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>>35849829
Thanks. Add me on snap and make sure you prove you live here. (//Verne)

Why are there so many robots in roseville? I haven't seen my town mentioned here before but now I feel like I'm going to run into one of you fuckers IRL any day now.

>>35843509
>San Bernardino and Moreno Valley are apparently ranked worse than Detroit for employment
one of those is my hometown hahahahaha
JUST

>>35850112
does it include the slashes?

>>35849815
I fucking love Point Reyes, nice score man. The sea is better than gf anyway
; )

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Anyone want to ride bikes in 925? There are tons of bike paths around here. We could string together 40+ miles of paths through rich people neighborhoods or even travel through the depths of Concord.

>>35843195
Colorado, Washington.
Maybe somewhere in Canada

Faggot

>tfw Ponchatoula LA
I smoke pot and listen to music and play guitar all day

Why can't I just be in Austin. Fuck you ugly texasfags. Anywhere but nola in LA sucks