>Hey anon, why dont you have a gf yet?

this guy look like jamie cucktron lel

>>35842912
wow, it's almost like it doesn't matter how you look, it's your personality that will get you a gf!

>inb4 but I don't have a personality

You don't think you have one because you all hide yourselves from the world.

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>>35842912

Fuck off Jimmy

original

Because I'm unemployed and I don't talk to anyone or leave the house.
If it wasn't for my Chad tier looks then I'd probably still be a virgin

>>35842912
because im fucking broke, and screwed up every last chance that I had, and I have to dig myself out of this massive hole first. Its LITERALLY like starting over.

I guess it's because I still have standards for some reason. Is that weird?

I have an original bf

>>35842947
>unvirgin chad
get out reeeeeee

>>35842963
No, it's because you do absolutely nothing that could possibly result in you meeting a woman, and anyone with :^) standards :^) wouldn't want to be with you.

>>35842912
Because:
>I'm overweight
>Not that attractive
>And I'm not a very nice person

It's pretty simple anon.

Should I get an escort, /r9k/?

>>35843004
wow, that was very rude my dude

>>35842912
>awkward "hey let's get close for this picture pose"
>giddy nervous behavior, girl obviously zero sexual attraction to the guy
>trying to hide her face so she will be even less recognizable if this nerd puts the picture on social media
you can tell right off the bat they're not dating. nice try though.

>>35842912
HAS IT EVER COME TO YOUR LIND THAT I D9NT FUCKING WANT ONE?!?!?!?!?
WOMEN HAVE NO COMM9N INSTANTS W8TH ME, I ONLY WANT TO FUCK THEM AND THEM TO CLEAN MY SHIT. FUCK YOU.

>>35843056
This.
It's obvious that he's just fucking her on the side desu

its Jimmy Nutron

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>>35843056
You're probably jealous that he has a gf and you don't lol

>>35843106
jimmy numale

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>>35842912
because i am way too fucking ugly

also
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pit_of_despair
i was super isolated during formative years, don't think it's possible for me to unfuck myself emotionally or personality wise or whatever normies think about

>>35843294
You're really not I know 2 great big fat cunts who can get reasonably attractive girls. You can get away with it as long as you're a confident dick head.

>>35843294
>so ugly you kill the thread

>>35843719
my problem isn't fat. i'd be ugly even if i was skinny.

>>35843294
i've seen some guys uglier than you with girlfriends

its never to late to improve

be the best version of youself you can be

>>35843294

You look normal af get your shit together>>35844160

>>35842912

I always end up trying to date girls to who don't like me.

>>35843294
i think ur a cutie famalam. 10/10 would fug u with a strap on

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>>35842944
>tfw rarely leave the house or do anything to better myself
>tfw no gf
Don't really see what the problem is

>>35844263
uglier guys but are they as fucking socially retarded as me?
>>35844267
soc always give me 3-4/10
>>35844630
better be a strap on bagina

>>35842944
My personality is the gross autistic loser who only exists for everyone to step on to feel better about themselves. That's why I shut myself off from normies and their shitty world.

>>35842912
Is that boxxy?questionmark

>>35843294
Just lose weight, that's all you have to do you chubby cunt.

>>35844160
Well why don't just lay down and off yourself then? Pussy. Woe is me, etc.

> be me
> have several long terms
> break up after 8 years
> waking up to realization that the fear of people never really stopped
> it was just safely tucked away
> 35 yo
> tfw grown up and still every little bit an anon

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I do but since I'm a baby face manlet I had to settle for a fat chick. That's what so many on this board don't get. They see all these beautiful chicks in real and in person and assume that they are a part of the same caste.
You aren't. Date someone like you on the 10 scale.

>>35845495
It's better to settle for a fat chick dumbdumb to clean up after you like a new mommy. I'm not joking. You don't want some skinny beautiful "independent" girl who doesn't need your attention because lots of men already give it to her.

>>35845495

Hey now. You can actually trade in their sanity to kick up their looks a notch.

Not sure if worth it, tho.

>>35845545
Indeed. Unicorns are there to be found but you should never count on finding one.
>>35845549
I managed to find one that is mostly sane. She at least admits after the fact when she is in full cunt mode. I'll take it.
She's actually not that bad looking either, and we both have been working on improving ourselves. You just can't expect to find someone who isn't a project when you yourself have a ton of self improving to do.

>>35842944
>Have work Mon-Fri all day
>come home just want to relax
>Weekend
>Feeling drained as fuck from work week, still no energy to do anything after all basic chores are done around apartment
How the fuck do normie have so much fucking energy? I eat healthy protein filled meals 3 times a day and I still feel drained every single day unless I've taken like a week off work. How the fuck do normies do it? Do they just force themselves to do it and then just want to kill themselves later?? I just don't know if it's worth it

>>35843294
I think you're cute
I'm a guy BTW ;)

Bad skin, obesity, toxic personality.

I'm 5'4" and unattractive

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>tfw everyone says I'm attractive
>shut in worthless loser
>no friends

I hate my Steam friends but they're all annoying cunts who try to throw their extreme perversions and issues on me, but I want friendship. I want love. I just don't know how to act human. If I did I would no doubt be Chad, I can't even post my picture here because people would tell me I'm just a retarded Chad. IM A KHV!!!

>>35845608
accutane, diet, counseling

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>>35843294
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pit_of_despair
>One mother held her baby's face to the floor and chewed off his feet and fingers

that's pretty brutal

>>35843294
I've seen your face posted here before. I don't think you're ugly, just unexceptional.

>>35842933
>jamie

Fucking wasted dubs

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idk i should have a gf i'm gorgeous pic related

>>35842944
I have a personality, but it doesn't mesh well with the majority of women. Women don't like intolerance or idealism.

>tfw racist, misanthrope GF
feels good man

>>35842912
my standers are too high desu
fatties and blacks love me

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>>35843294
>Harlow devised what he called a "rape rack"

>>35846126
yeah harlow wasn't one for subtlety

LIVE SINCERELY

lol these anons calling themselves ugly

>fit
>personality

I'm relatively fit and not autistic, but no girls will look at me, unless it's as some kind "can't look away" stare, like a car crash. Why? Because cystic acne has fucked me over. I've gotten way more /fit/ over the years but my face is fucking disgusting, despite me putting more work into it than 90% of normies. It's a person's first impression of you and to have be so bad drives people away. I've tried pretty much every home remedy and medication, so I'm just fucked i think desu.

>>35842944
>Full time job
>Hang out with people (including females) regularly
>Attend parties and social functions
>When not working I'm either busy with errands/chores/life or socializing
>Barely have time to even play video games if wanted
>Only drugs I do are alcohol and yayo (aka party drugs)
>20 years old

I still struggle man, I know when a woman is attracted and its so rare with me. I have to put so much effort in.

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tfw I don't even know if I have a personality

>>35842944
My personality is being an edgy fuck and hating everyone. That definitely sounds like someone I'd hang around with right?

because the only 2 girls i know are already taken

>tfw no gf

how is this not original?

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>>35843294
I knew about the Pit of Despair, but Jesus Christ, this shit right here too:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silver_Spring_monkeys

>>35842912

Apparently I need to find a way to make my head look as long as possible.

>>35843294
GTFO

go eat some pussies, you look fine fucker.

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I'm working on it faggot. Th-these femlets >.>.... pic is current wife