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Annoying roommates edition

Post feels about your course, student life, and the eternal >tfwnogf
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>It's another "doubting yourself and beginning to think you should change to an easier major" episode
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My roommate complains about any mess I leave and I'm the only one who ever vaccuums, takes out the trash, or basically cleans anything and it pisses me off.

He also can't just tell me he doesn't like what I'm doing, he has to put up little passive aggressive notes or tag me in facebook posts, which just makes me not take him seriously and not clean shit up out of spite.
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>>35841064
how come everyone around me doing just fine, but I can barely keep up?
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>Want to stay in current room next year.
>Roommate is unsure, probably going to an apartment
>I can't apply for room encore without a roommate

Its fucking retarded, it makes no damn sense. No reason I can't keep the room and get a random roommate. Now I have to do stupid room selection, and hopefully get a room in the good dorm again.
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>>35841018

>graduated uni six years ago
>no roommates at all, studio apt

Feels so goddamn good you have no idea. I'm still riding this high.

No homework, no responsibilities, no judging at all, I just have to do my job and I can eat Chester's hot fries and drink a twelve pack naked while posting on /pol/ after work if I want.
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>>35841185
Barely keeping up is still keeping up. That's probably the way most of your classmates feel, too
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>beautiful girls everywhere
>have no idea how to get one

How the fuck do I cope with this? I've been trying to quit porn and masturbation so that outlet is gone. Now I just cuddle my blanket really hard and pretend its a girl. It's really pathetic.
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>>35841226
What was your major? Nigger
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>Get 100%'s on every essay in English 101
>Do every single one literally hours before it's due
>This skill is fucking useless
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>>35841226
what do you do for work? studio apartments are expensive
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>finish 5 year course in 2 and a half months.
>still virgin
>no true friends
>performed to a good standard (>70%) but havn't really learned anything
>really struggling with final year project.
>old placement job lined up which i hated
>about to graduate with the most amount of debt in UK history.

I'm looking foward to nothing in my future but want uni to be over with so bad.
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Post:

Major

GPA

Amount of depression and self-hatred on a scale from 1-10
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I'm studying CS, and a module with notoriously obtuse and difficult coursework had an exercise sheet set the other day.
Out of my friends, I'm the best at this particular module - so I offer to sit in a study room with everyone to walk them through it / tutor them, (as none of them had even gone to the lectures).

I give them all a time and a place, and two people out of maybe ten turn up. We work through it - takes us about five hours. I'm annoyed because the people who would've needed the most help didn't turn up.

It's due in two days - the people who didn't come to my session were doing it earlier today. I walk in to see how they're doing.

They'd been working for two hours and did literally everything wrong. I ended up having to go through this coursework AGAIN, for another five hours, to make sure they didn't completely fail. I was in uni until 9:30pm


tl;dr friends blow me off when I'm trying to help them - end up spending ten hours overall on a single worksheet to make sure they didn't fail

Did I do the right thing? They're my friends, and I don't want them to do badly, but I feel like I got used.
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>>35841145
My bathmates bitched to me about leaving water on the floor. Fucking water.
Meanwhle these morons leave dirty clothes in the bathroom and (the worst part) get fucking dirt all over the floor from their shitty meme sport (Field hockey, not even something respectable like soccer). Fuck them, their white but may as well be the niggest of niggers.
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>>35841365
>Electronioc and Computer Engineering
>75
>fluctuates 7-9
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>>35841365
History/poli sci
3.8
7/10 or so

Its pretty bad, it'll get worse as summer approaches. Have to worry about getting a job.
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>>35841365
Accounting

3.0 on the mark

9

This degree is pure cancer
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>paper due tomorrow
>had a whole week to write it
>only did the title
That's the least of my problems though. >math is fucking me in the ass because I don't study like the lazy fuck I am.
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WHY DO THEY MAKE US DO PRESENTATIONS
REEEE I WONT NEED TO DO PRESENTATIONS ON THE JOB THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS
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>>35841596
What's your job going to be?
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overview of my roommate:
>Pudgy
>lived in South Korea half his life
>messy
>doesnt shower regularly
>in in his bed asleep at least 50% of daylight hours
>i have no idea how often he goes to class
>speaks to his korean friends STRICTLY in korean, i have no idea if hes talking shit or not
>also talks very loudly when on the phone
>disappears at around 9 oclock every night, will return at 2am-4am (while im trying to sleep)
>NEVER vacuums or does any cleaning of any nature

now for some anecdotes

Starting in the middle of last semester, he decided to start smoking, and therefore would make our room smell like shit every time he would come back from smoking outside. i contacted the rooming department at my uni and almost moved out of my room because of this.

Apparently he dick rides his gook friends because he recently shaved his head, let it grow back maybe half an inch, then bleached his hair. he also started wearing joggers, nigger shoes, and obscure nike clothes that you only ever see either gooks or niggers wear.

he also frequently scratches his ass loudly, audibly farts, and DOESNT WEAR SHOWER SHOES, SO HE TRACKS WHATEVER KIND OF PATHOGENIC SHIT THAT WAS ON THE SHOWER FLOOR INTO OUR ROOM

this happened just today; the way a student here is able to get into their dorm building is by using a "passport", a magnetic card that unlocks doors, buys food with meal plan, etc. so i accidentally left mine in the room this morning when i left for class and had to buy my lunch on credit and wait for other people to show up to unlock doors to get in to my building so that i could get in too. Anyways, i got up to my room and knocked on the door to see if my roommate was in there, and no response. i knocked again louder just to be sure until i got my RA (whos in the room directly adjacent to mine) to unlock it for me. Once i was back in my room, my stupid motherfucking lazy fat bitch roommate was in there the whole time in his bed.

very pissed at him (pic related)
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>>35841365
math
3.7
10

useless shit but its the only thing that my school offers that entertains my autism
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>>35841365
Biology
4.0
11

I have a A- in one of my classes right now. I'm so fucking depressed. I want to kill myself.
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>>35841064
this, it's that time of the year
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at this point im only going for the vague attempt at making friends, and even that's fucking failed. why even live?
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Americans

How do you survive actually having a roommate?

Does that mean you have zero privacy? How do you fap? How do normies have sex?
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>>35841784
They text you telling you to leave, or they just fuck them and surprise you when you get home
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>>35841271
>Now I just cuddle my blanket really hard and pretend its a girl. It's really pathetic.

same
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>>35841784
Is that not a normal thing in other countries? And just don't fap loudly. And as if I get laid.
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>>35841784
yes basically zero privacy

i fap by strategically waiting for him to leave and also positioning stuff on my bed inconspicuously so that even if he did walk in id have a second layer of defense

i guess telling their roommates to leave or something. i have no idea.
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>>35841064
do it

i did it and im so happy now
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wanting to switch to comp-sci has made me lose all motivation to bother with uni, I've had an essay almost a week due, if I'm allowed to switch (which i should be) it wont matter but if they say I can't switch it's almost a guaranteed failed year

who /hasnoideaoftheirfuture/
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>>35841784
WTF are you talking about? Having roommates isn't just an American thing.
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>>35841271
>pro tip
get a second pillow and cuddle that. its more realistic than a blanket
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>Got good grade on Test
>Professor is disappointed because I missed a big lab, because I couldn't find the building it was in
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>>35841064
I did it. I went from Chemistry to Actuarial Science, which is basically statistic stuff, but for a specific job. Chemistry was getting boring and hard, and I still didn't really know what I wanted to do with it, and math is easier for me, so I made the change. I do not regret it at all.
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>>35841271
Whenever I quit masturbating it just lowers my sex drive, so try just quitting porn.
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>>35841956
>>35842012
Single bed rooms are far more common than shared in the UK.

They are a godsend although they can turn into your private pit of depression.
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>studying international relations at one of the best Aus universities
>still feel like it's a meme degree

Should I transfer to International Security Studies for better job prospects and try getting some job with (((them)))? Government jobs tend to pay well from what i've seen
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>>35841365
Communication Disorders

4.0

I'd say probably about 7
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>>35842035
>Tfw switched majors to one that doesn't have labs
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>>35841784
I wouldn't know lmao, I get a generous housing stipend from the government for my GI Bill while I'm in school. I live alone in my apartment with my dog.
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>>35841365
>Physics
>3.6
>8/10
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>>35841064
DELET THIS
>this hits too close to home, I feel this every time I think about school
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I still have no friends.

Accounting major is kind of dull.

I'm crushing on this nerdy trap-tier dude in one of my classes that is amazingly cute for this shitty state. I don't even look bad but I know I'm still too much of a sperg to make a move.

I have no hope and want to die.

-Gay Faggot
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>finally gave up on trying to get friends
>catching up on assignments
>100% attendance since the beginning on February
>Spring time so i don't walk home in the dark and rain anymore
>still trying on reducing tfwnogf
>parents letting me do nothing 4 days of the week
>got back in touch with online friends

Things are looking up, I'm sure my neet summer won't be so comfy what with being unemployed at 18 but I'm more of a live for the present kinds guy
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>go to uni for comp sci/programming since that is what I find most interesting out of useful degrees
>there are always multiple people in my class who talk about things they program/build in their free time
>Ask to join them a few times, its alright but not exactly fun
>mfw they will be getting dope jobs while I struggle just to be ok because I don't have the same passion

Its so fucking unfair man. I have tried to delude myself into being passionate about something for so long. These dudes don't even see it as work, its their hobby that they get payed shit tons for. Doesn't help that my brother is a software developer at Intel and I will never be as good as him. Computers are sick and all but there is also video games and books and friends and learning other shit. I am sure they have their problems too, but they seem pretty content.

REEEEEEEEEE I JUST WANT SOME TRUE PASSION
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>>35842411
I know that feeling, I tried to do Chemistry, but I realized I had no real passion for it, I just happened to enjoy learning about it in AP chem at my highschool, and thought I would continue to enjoy it. Turns out I'm not into it, so I changed to something easier and more math focused that would be more practical for me.
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>>35841365
>Aerospace Engineering
>3.2
>6/10, mild enough that I want to switch majors but not bad enough that I'll actually do it
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>>35841365
Epidemiology

Not applicable (uk)

9.8/10
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>41 days of studying 10 hours a day left
im gonna make it
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>>35842312
>gay
>'crushing' on a trap

So gay guys sexually attracted to feminine features would make them bi or straight?
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>>35841365
Mathematics

GPA: I don't know or care, it's probably pretty high.

4/10
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>>35842411
>I just want some passion
You could say you have a passion for passion.
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>>35842551
>He thinks traps are even a little bit gay.
Traps are 100% heterosexual and there is nothing anyone can say to change that fact or make me think otherwise.
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>>35841365
English

Dunno, I got a 4.0 last semester and probably this semester as well, but when I transferred to uni from CC it was like 3.1

7
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>>35842618
But that has no applicable usage in real life.
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>>35842618
Think I could put that on my resume?
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>>35842737
Can I put shitposting on my resume?
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>first year drop out
>second year drop out
>third year actually enjoying my degree, good grades, have made 'friends' and find myself actually wanting to study outside of uni time
Remember lads, it can take a few tries but you're gonna make it in the end.

still hate myself and wont finish undergrad until i'm 24
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>Have somehow ended up in a social circle
Not sure how to feel about this. Hanging with some lads and a girl or two is neat but so exhausting. How do people socialize for extended periods of time every single day? Just getting lunch tires me out.
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>have constant need for social interaction but am so introverted by nature my door is always shut in the dorm
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Should I change my major from business to Teaching English?

I want to read the High School retards essays and judge the fuck out of them
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>>35842780
What changed anon? Just trying different majors?
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>>35842808
Probly not a good idea, I doubt there's a high demand for English teachers.
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>>35842808

It's a much better idea to become an English teacher as a foreign language

You'll get to see the world if you do that, albeit you'll have to deal with foriegners your entire life
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>>35842825
It's pretty complicated. I was railroaded at A level to study English which led me to taking linguistics in university, tl;fr I fucking hated it and stopped going my December. I then (without months of contact) asked my university if I could redo first year and they actually let me, however I didn't want to push the envelope too much and still stayed within the humanities (basically the university's humanities are grouped up and it's really easy to switch between them) and did media (journalism) instead. Again, I fucking hated it mainly because I didn't really have a passion and I couldn't stop thinking about post-university prospects. Finally bit the bullet and asked to transfer to computer science. I qualified but they were reluctant to let me restart 3 times (second chances are fine, thirds... no so much) but I proved I was interested and they let me. Still going to be a ton in debt but it's better than being in debt without any prospects.
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>>35842905
>computer science
good luck competing with pajeet who will do your job for 1/10th the pay
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>>35842843
Actually, there's a growing demand for teachers. The problem is your wages are atrocious, the hours you're expected to work are insane and everyone treats you like shit.
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>>35841018
>roommate has some form of anal fetish
>jacks off while using baby wipes to wipe dry ass
>cries while doing it
>stands on toilet lid
>always yells DONT LOOK AT ME when caught
>hes 26
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>>35842919
Yeah. I figure since I wasn't able to do anything 'hard' STEM related this was the best I was going to be able to do.
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>>35841018
>applied to participate in something to do with new students next year because I'm a transfer and that means I have to do it
>get an email about it today
>"Unfortunately, your GPA is lower than the required 2.25. If It rises by the end of the semester, we will consider your application."
>mfw I may also lose my scholarship money
>also lose my housing

Community college was really easy and manageable. Uni had thrown me across the room, chewed me up and spat me out. I went from high marks to potentially getting kicked out.
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>>35842921
Which is probably why there's a growing demand

Teaching is a very rewarding job morally if you care about making a difference, if not then you're just begging for a shit job
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>have to present for 5 mins tomorrow
IM SO FUCKING NERVOUS MY HANDS ARE LITERALLY SHAKING

HOW DO I CALM DOWN?!
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>>35842976
Deep breathes, maintain eye contact with the entire class, project your voice, make sure you know your shit, and drink water beforehand to clear your throat

good luck
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>>35841018
> Taking a sociology course
> Have to write more for this class in one semester than I did in both of my English classes combined

What kind of sick joke is this? Not only that, but the professor is a fucking prude about citations, on what planet am I supposed to cite my thesis statement?
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>>35842976
Just remember that you never sound as nervous as you feel. 5 minutes is super short. Just go up and say your piece. Don't try to memorize it since you'll focus too much on the specific words and not the idea you're trying to convey. Use a notecard if need be.
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>>35842975
I generally think taking English is a waste of time, but in 12th grade I had an amazing AP Literature teacher who was very passionate about the subject and teaching it, and actually made a STEMfag like me think it was actually worthwhile.
That's why it's important for teachers to have passion, and also earn respect from their students, otherwise it sucks for everyone involved.
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>>35843023
I fucking hate citing sources

I get shit on by the professor because I couldn't find the publisher of a website. 70% of websites I've gotten cites from have no fucking publisher
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>>35843043
>>35843001
thanks pals but my nervousness is pretty bad. i've failed my driving test 4 times cause i acted hastily.
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>>35843123
Funny enough I can't hold a conversation with a person one on one without getting extremely nervous but I can present like a champ

If your school offers a public speaking course I recommend you try it, I benefited a shit ton from it (it was required for me but still)
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>>35842976
>tfw took a F on a 20 minute presentation worth 10% of my final grade
I had the PowerPoint done, I prepared notes for it, and right up until it was my turn, I thought I was ready. I passed the class with a B, but I still remember my professor's disappointment when I told her I wouldn't be presenting. Made me feel like shit. I fucking hate presenting.
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>>35841018
>move into house off campus
>one of the roommates is a really hot girl
>outdoorsy
>surfer (I used to surf)
>as soon as we meet we had a chat about Oregon surf spots vs California before she said 'cool to meet you, I'm going climbing now, bye! '

Gents, I'm fucked. Day one and I'm head over heels. I don't want to be a wizard anymore, I want her.
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>>35842411
Iktf
I'm studying CS and my friends all have these projects they do outside of class and shit. It bums me out.

Have you tried exploring in the field? I felt zero passion for my course until I looked into theoretical CS and functional programming. CS is a much larger field than 'making shitty games in c++', thankfully
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Have you guys ever thought about just dropping out?

I've been in college for 5 years now and I'm still a junior. I'm very behind in my studies and I don't think I will finish anytime soon. I also hate my major with a burning passion. I'm doing horrible in all my classes and I just want to fucking die. I work in retail and its fucking brutal. I don't want to work in here forever, but at the same time I'm not good in school, so I'm just stuck.

Fucking already changed my major like 4 times now. I really dont know what to do. I'm 24 so I guess I'm still kinda young, but holy shit do I feel like an old cunt.
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who /imposter syndrome/ here?
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Am starting Accutane tomorrow. How long until I get the push to kill myself?
Pic related.
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>>35841365
history
3.9
8
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>>35842035
>want to study theoretical physics
>have to labs
just one of the things that makes me REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>35843241
Yeah I am trying to look into more stuff. A lot of it just sort of has an entry barrier, but I am trying to discipline myself to get past those. Right now I am just trying to get my A+ cert so I can get a non-minimum wage job, and then I will start looking into more shit.

Probably more programming stuff. I'll put theoretical CS on my list, thanks anon.
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>had spring break last week
>have to go back to class tomorrow
>don't want to because it means I have to start waking up at 6am again

I JUST WANT TO SLEEP IN, FUCK THIS SHIT
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>>35843326
for me it started about 2 months into the treatment and then never went away.
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>>35843279
You've been doing it for 5 years man, you might as well push through the finish and hopefully be able to use your degree to step up.
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>that kid who fell in love with his teacher
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>>35843326
>How long until I get the push to kill myself?
I don't get this meme. I've been on accutane for 4 months now and I never really felt the "mood swings" that the doctors are always required to ask you about.

The dry skin, chaffing dick, chapped as fuck lips, and sore ribs is a bitch though.
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Who else wanted to major in something with labs, but get back-pain from standing too long, and get stressed easily from having to finish in time?
This was only really the case for me with Chemistry though.
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>>35841064
I want to change to a harder one but not really because none of them are particularly interesting. Does that count?
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>>35843445
>that kid who fell in love with his best friend
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>>35841365
Physics and Chemistry

3.3

Like 11 or 12 my dude
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>>35843582
>tfw this is me
F U C K
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>>35843582
At least s/he's your friend and not the damn teacher
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Does murican uni speak piss anyone else off to no end?
>Major
>Fraternity
>Sorororrity
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who /gave up on trying to become a normie and reverted to NEET mode/ here

>go to class for 2 hours
>come back to room and play video games all day
>repeat
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>>35841365
Biz

3.5

7/10. Hate it but it's the only ticket to the industry so whatevs
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>>35842506
Please tell me, what do you plan on doing with this major? I think aerospace engineering might interest me but I don't know yet.
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>>35843632
I kinda did but I don't play vidya. Not that I stopped being a normie. its just that I wouldn't consider these people friends. So I just don't give a shit about the scene
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>tfw you actually enjoy going to class but you hate having to do homework more than life itself
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This thread is making me so depressed, how the fuck are people doing so good in uni. I'm on the verge on failing, anyone else on the same boat as me.
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>>35842781
Its exhausting, but the trick is just to always set aside time for yourself. For me that means getting up early every weekday to exercise by myself.

It also helps if you occasionally go hiking by yourself, just to be completely alone in nature to recharge.
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>>35842641
Bruh, I actually agree with you but I was just curious because I thought gay niggas generally disliked traps.
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>>35841365
>those GPAs in the replies

So /r9k/ really is "smart but lazy"?
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>> Get 55 in a mid-term I studied really hard for and poured hours in.
>> Get 65 in another mid-term I also studied really hard for.
>> Get the mid-term grades for both and have a B in both.

FFS, I'm a cyborg and it's really true of the axiom of appearing in class and schmoozing with the teacher. God, normies are so easily influenced with dopamine. I didn't create this fucked up world, but I will use anything to get out of my parents house at the age of 24.
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>roommate is a failed chad normie who refuses to give up the act

i seriously just want a robot roommate
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>>35843919
HAHAHAHAHAHA most of them are brainlet majors dude
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>>35841365

Computer Engineering

3.3 (will drop after this semester)

self hatred 8.5/10
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>>35843937

it's called a curve anon
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>Major in Graphic Design
>Get cucked by the system
>Been in College since age 18 and now 22
>Constantly pressured by parents to not drop
I just want to fucking graduate and end this charade. At least I'm seeing a sorority girl--hell at least I'm seeing a girl. Maybe now I can lose my virginity.
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>>35843987

I was thinking that as well, but the average score for the test I got a "55" on was a "82". I could understand a C- because I did ace all the previous work, but it turned out to a B.
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>>35841018
>annoying roommates edition

Wew this is too fucking close to home, my roommates basically tried to give me an intervention, i couldn't believe it:

>be me
>23 year old khv
>doing bachelors of pharmacy with honors
>very stressed / a lot of work / battle my memepression at the same time
>drink a lot but i keep to myself, i'm tidy / only acknowledge my roommates when i have to
>clean up my mess / very neat and reserved
>stay in my room most of the time
>had a few weeks off uni recently due to break
>drink in my room / sleep / get up every now and then to shower
>be like 2 weeks ago
>stacy roommate knocks on my door at like 4pm
>wonder what she wants as we generally have no interaction at all
>tell her to come in
>"anon, John (other roommate) and I are really concerned with your drinking all the time, we know your quiet and keep to yourself but if you keep doing it we might have to ask you to move out because it's unproductive"
>i'm literally in shock at this point
>I look at her in dismay and say "you're joking right?"
>"no anon, i'm not, please try get it under control or you're going to have to find somewhere else to live"
>keep in mind this 20 year old female studying a fucking arts degree is just a tenant and has no more rights to tenancy than myself or our other roommate
>i'm very close to sperging out at her and telling her to fucking hang herself
>eventually overcome my surprise and tell her to leave my room
>2 weeks later now, still drinking / keeping to myself, nothing else has been said / she never brought it up again

I honestly can't believe this actually happened.
A fucking arts student told me that my drinking is unproductive while i'm managing a fucking bachelors with honors and just keeping to myself / wanting to be left alone.

I would bet my life savings that this Stacy is out every weekend getting drunk off fucking wine coolers and sucking cock as well. Disgusting.
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>>35844005
>graphic design
ahahahahahAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>35841018
>Be freshman
>Joined weird club with high school friend
>Literally had to have a chick with one leg jerk off on me and come
>Had an hour to bake cake, if not no club
>Had to bake cum in cake
>Ate it
>Actually tasted good to me
Have left club, but now I have addiction to drinking female cum and pay weird fembots to cum in jars so I can drink it.
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>>35841018
If you are in any form of higher learning, then you are a fucking white hipster faggot. Youre not a robot. Youre not a dysfunctional person. Youre a normie whos made it and is incredibly fucking priviledged and just sad they arent popular because youre a bitch or whatever the reason.
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Anyone else waste all 4 years and make no friends or "connections"? I just want to get out of my parents house honestly, I didn't think just doing that would be so hard.
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>>35841365
Math PhD

3.8 (after only one semester, this one will be much worse)

9
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>>35844022
I'm already working in that field and am doing IT related shit when I graduate. I just can't do math past middle schoo level. Also, I just want a degree so my parents can leave me alone.
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>>35844071
>incredibly fucking priviledged
Fuck off SJW cuck.
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>>35843795
Have 4 D's and an F
lmao
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>>35844071
Somebody sounds like they have been TRIGGERED! But seriously, girl from high school whose family earned 30K a year now goes to best uni
>TOPPITY FUCKING KEK
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>>35844072
Right here. I haven't made a single friend in college and I've lost contact with all but one of my high school friends.
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>>35843795
a lot of us would be failing if we were less naturally "smart"

every math and engineering major ive talked to say they spend at most 1/2 hour studying what was taught in class and just cram before exams and do homework the day before its due
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>>35841365
Major:
Nanoscience/Physics double major

GPA:
3.7

Depression:
6/10

I'd be doing Entomology if I didn't mind being broke for the rest of my life, pic related
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>>35844019
That whore should fuck off. As long as you stay in your room drinking and as long as you don't interfere with her bullshit, she has no right to tell you what to do
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>>35844201
Yeah, I almost sperged the fuck out at her and told her she should hang herself but I didn't want the hassle and I probably would get evicted for that + other normie roommate would instantly side with Stacy and whiteknight anything she says.

At least she hasn't brought it up again since I told her to leave my room.
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>>35844019
I agree >>35844201 but maybe cut back on the sauce a bit, Anon. It's getting noticable. You don't want to draw attention to yourself. It's not good for you either.
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How do people pass accounting? Do they do drugs? This shit makes me want to kill myself
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>>35844284
Why should it matter though? I'm very miserable / only just managing to not quit uni because of my memepression. At least drinking puts me to sleep for a while, it's not like I can't afford it or anything. I don't comment on Stacy getting blacked every weekend and bringing over random guys off tinder to fuck so she shouldn't care what I do in my spare time, it's not bothering her, I don't leave my room, I make no mess.

I just want to be left alone.
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>>35844314
You replace your hobbies and interests with debit and credit
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>>35841633
shower shoes? what shithole third world area you in?
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>>35844019
I'm basically the same as you, if my roommates did that I'd be fucking pissed. Normie college stacies are the worst.
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>>35841784
just fap in the shower and tell them you're going to be fucking someone so they won't walk in on you or distract you.
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>>35844394
there are only 6 showers that 36 people have to share in my dorm building. to prevent the spread of things like athletes foot, they suggest we were flip flops in the shower or something.

i live in Freedomland
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>>35844349
It shouldn't and your roommate is cunt. I'm just saying it's easier to get by without drawing attention to yourself.
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>have group presentation
>everyone decides to wait until the day before to finish their part of the work
>I had to fill in every slide with basic info to get them started
>decide to meet up to see what we have to finish
>Stacy and her two orbiters decide to reschedule 2 minutes before the meeting time to an hour later
>wait an hour at the meeting area
>stacy decides she can't make it at the last second
>her two orbiters decide to reschedule it again another hour later
>time comes and they don't show
>leave after waiting 15 minutes
>they both show up half an hour late
>"lol anon why didn't you show don't you wanna get work done"

I fucking hate these people
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>>35843279
you posted this shit so much I actually remember you.whats your major?no reason not to finish,fuck retail, i work at walmart as cashier so I know that feel.
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>>35841365
>history
>3.48
>10
Please just end my life, i hate this world so much.

And the only reason my gpa is that low in history is because i was engineering for a semester.
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>TFW majoring in fine arts
none of us will ever have good jobs anyways so in the end who cares lel
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>>35844494
Iktf

>have to submit weekly lab reports
>group decides to rotate who does the lab report each week
>turn in first lab report on time
>each week after that the lab reports are turned in later and later
>suggest meeting up once a week to get it done on time
>"lol anon we have lives"
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>>35842808
I had an english teacher last year when i was a senior that was like mid 20s. He was kind of a by the books kind of guy. He seemed really unhappy deep down, probably because he was teaching high school english.

My mom was a middle school science teacher for 20ish years. She really enjoyed it but I have no idea why. It seems unfathomable that you would want to get up in the morning to deal with hundreds of loud smelly kids.

Anyways, it gave me good insight into teaching.

Keep in mind that a teaching degree can only qualify you for a teaching position, whereas a math or science degree will qualify you for lots of jobs including teaching.

You make barely enough to survive, but you will get summers and holidays off. If you want to just be an asshole, then don't be a teacher. Teaching is very difficult at times and requires a caring for people and a deep desire to make others understand and feel good about themselves.
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>>35844635
Ay man do what you enjoy.
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>>35841784
My roommate goes to bang his gf 3-4 nights a week so it's not hard to find time to fap. Otherwise I just fap in my hall bathroom. No fucks.
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>highschool, spend 10 hours a day doing whatever the fuck you want
>uni/adulthood, spend literally all your waking hours trying to do shit you only tolerate doing, constant struggle to maintain the will to do things

Holy fuck, no wonder so many of the adults I know feel like they are zombies. I mean, maybe I am just a dumbass 20 y/o but it really feels like a lot of people have had their life drained from them.

Can't do shit about it though, guess I'll just get my degree.
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>>35843685
Personally my dream would be to work at NASA but I realize it's probably not going to happen. I've talked to a lot of other companies and some involve more part production like designing parts to helicopters. JPL is another pipe dream but that's a possible idea testing flight and propulsion designs.

Personally I'd love to do work on the propulsion testing and designing rocket and propulsion systems and flight design rather then the actual design of the aircraft.

Just a warning it's considered the hardest major at university and I see why, you've got to have a decent amount of dedication but don't let that scare you. If you're generall interested in the course content the major specific courses are cool, it's the core classes that are bad and that I hate.
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>super fucking windy today
>had to walk all the way across campus to get to my next class
>bunch of dirt and dust flew into my face and eyes
>genuinely felt like saying fuck it and just leaving
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>>35844990
>highschool, spend 10 hours a day doing whatever the fuck you want
>tfw had to work in high school so I can't even say this

My life peaked in middle school.
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>>35841784
My roommate for the one year I dormed was a slightly autistic CS major who browsed 4chan. We got along just fine honestly.

Privacy was never really a problem as I'm sure we both found ways to fap (ie in shower or when they're out for class)
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>>35841018
Have a 12 page research paper on an American president due in 10 days and I haven't even started, requires 12 sources too. Fucking distribution courses
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>>35841375
Fuck those people. They are not your friends.
I used to be like this, then I asked myself: would any of them do this for me?

No. They don't care enough about THEMSELVES to learn their own shit, let alone spend hours on helping somebody else. Later I found out some of them had been talking behind my back saying I'm a nerd and shit like that, just because I was knowledgeable about relevant subjects at the time.

In retrospect, I no longer hang out with any of those people nor would call any of them my friends, more like acquaintances. At the time of helping them, i thought they were my "BFFFSS" and we would stay bros forever.

As soon as middle school ended and I moved to nearby city to attend uni, i stopped hearing from all of them.
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Have to write 3 papers for one class this month
Don't know most of my own grades
I've become an alcoholic
Doctor says I might have a tumor in my brain

And worst of all, I'm watching an American Dad episode where Stan voluntarily cucks himself by helping Francine hook up with her ex.
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>>35845485
*Wait, that's actually not accurate. The worst part is that I ran out of money and I'm about to run out of alcohol too.
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>been in Uni for 2 years now
>made no friends
>went to 2 clubs but stopped going to both
>eat the same food at the same dining hall every day
>have managed so far to keep a good GPA in the Honors program

I've given up on anything changing for me in the near future.
However, I'm going to study abroad next semester in Japan.
Anyone have any advice or something for when I go?
I still don't know if it's just going to be the same old shit in a different place or not.
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Anons I don't want to do my prelab for Microcomputer Organization
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>>35845616
>studying abroad in Nippon
i'd love to do this, but the prospect of going to a completely different country knowing no-one scares the shit out of me
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>>35842151
>best aus universities

hahahahahahahaha
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>>35841784

masturbate when you know they're in class or doing something which isn't hard after a couple weeks when you start to get a feel for their schedule.

masturbate in the shower and be quiet or stop when people come in

if you're going to have sex you text ur roommate that you're bringing someone back and not to come in until u say its okay. ppl call it getting "sexiled" or w/e
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>>35845616
>>35845787
How much experience do you have with the language?
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>>35843366
Don't get the godamn A+ cert with a CS degree. People with CS degrees should NOT be doing helpdesk
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>>35841375
anon, tell them you will be glad to help but they need to pay you for your time. since they are prob broke do like $10 an hour or $20 for 3 hours
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>>35841479
>>35844314
I'm a junior in accounting and I've never been able to make an A in any accounting class, just Bs

That being said I still have a 3.5 from my minor and prereqs, so I just might make it l
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>>35844019
if you arnt being loud or leaving bottles etc everywhere then wtf would she care? ask john if he thinks there is a problem and just be careful not to piss off that stacy because everyone chooses females over males and if you flip shit you cloud get kicked out because "she feels unsafe" play it cool and calm
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>>35841018
1st year ChemE? Should I get out while I can?

Had no idea what to choose as a major so I basically picked at random.
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>>35841365
Biology and environmental science

Probably 2.8-3.2

I really just want to fail so I have an excuse to stop going here, I fucking hate college. Self hatred is probably an 8/10
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I need advice from anons

University of Florida
Iowa State University
UMass Amherst
Indiana University

I've seen a few UMass anons on here before, I need the best school of these 4 I've been accepted to.
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>>35847172
UMass because the other unis are a joke
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>>35841479
It's fucking easy. How do you manage to have a hard time with it?
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>>35843919
All the people with non shit GPAs are obviously the only ones that'll post in majority
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>>35841018
>Chad befriends me
>Fall in love with him
I'll pay someone $100 to kill me in my sleep.
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>>35847172
>florida
party school

>iowa state
literally where

>umass
good

>indiana
literally where also party school
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>>35841384
well yeah man, you probably didn't have a wet floor sign and opened yourself up for a potential lawsuit. your bros are just lookin' out
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Going to stay up all night tonight, and probably go to sleep around 4pm after chemistry. Should I do homework or watch anime until I go to breakfast in 7 hours?
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>>35844019
they just want a reason to replace you with a cooler roommate, you don't give them any other reasons since you keep to yourself
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>>35841633
This describes most of the asians I know in college
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I know it was you on yik yak earlier tho.
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>roommate keeps going on about "muh global warming"
>at the same time roommate is extremely wasteful of energy
>will take 15 minute hot showers
>turns on the bathroom fan when he goes to pee because god forbid anyone knows he's peeing
>boils half a cup more water than he needs to when he makes tea
best one of the bunch:
>sets the thermostat to 75 so he can walk around in his underwear during wintertime

I could stand it if he didn't preach how humanity needs to do something about climate change but because he does it makes him a poser, and posers deserve no respect.
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>>35842959
You did get your associates first, right?
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>>35844990
You can't even comprehend the suffering that awaits you
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>>35847172
the cheapest one

considering how easy it is to get into a state school, you probably would have been better off going to a CC and transferring
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>tfw got a 25/100 on my thermodynamics exam
>tfw will have to drop the course since the only way to pass with a C is getting 100 on the final
>tfw gonna graduate later than my friends
Damn
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Why does my roommate think it's ok to leave the kitchen fucking disgusting? Every time I walk into my kitchen I get too depressed about how much I would have to clean to even be able to cook a meal, so I haven't been eating. I bought that Soylent shit so I don't have to keep fucking cleaning up after him just to make food. He treats the house like a fucking privileged middle schooler, leaving his messes where they are for weeks (and then just throwing it all into the sink - like that'll fucking magically clean it) and playing dota constantly
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>>35848274
Iktf bruh
Piece of shit normie roommate's gf is always staying here (despite the fact that their contract doesn't allow that) and he always fucking leaves shit in the sink unwashed. It's not that fucking hard to put shit in a dish rack for fucks sake. The dude also has no fucking clue how to clean the goddamn dryer filter so of course that's left to me aswell. I'm about ready to take to putting everything the cunt leaves in the sink outside his door
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>>35848274
The average normie is a privileged scumbag who has never experienced a greater struggle than mommy and daddy not giving them their allowance. They'd never know how to perform such a daunting task as cleaning plates.
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>>35848217
>failing thermo
you learn a couple of process definitions, study some common cycles, and then figure out how to navigate the tables, oh and there are some equations you may or may not be given a reference sheet for

you best drop out now because fluid dynamics will rape you
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>>35848437
I'm not having any problem at all with fluids or mass and heat transfers though. I just didn't study because I prioritized my fucking homework for fluids than studying for this test
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>live in a one bedroom
>friend needs place to live asap
>let him move into the living room for basically 1/4 rent
>all is good

>fast forward months into it
>entire living room is a sea of laundry
>smells like BO
>does laundry only when he rolls quads
>doesn't clean any dishes, I do
>doesn't take out any trash, I do
>doesn't buy groceries, I buy for both of us
>doesn't cook
>doesn't clean, I do
>asks to pickup food when I'm out
>doesn't offer to get food for me
>plays video games all day then works
>tfw I'm essentially his mom and scold him for being shitty roommate

Even today he fucking shaved and didn't didn't wash his own shaved hair down the fucking bathroom sink. Claims he didn't notice. He's the true autismo.
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>>35848061
I have a story that falls in the category of heating issues.

>be me
>have brainless retarded oaf caveman roommate
>gets cold over the weekend
>turn up heater just a bit
>nice for the night
>wake up in morning sweating my ass off
>try and tun off heater but it won't shut off
>spend the rest of the weekend waiting for the heat to go off
>it doesn't
>call maintenance to get it fixed
>it'll be fixed in a couple days
>fuck
>roommate walks in after being out of town
>tries to turn off heater and has the same problem as me
>snicker to myself while he mindlessly tries to fix the dial burning himself in the process
>don't bother to tell him that it's going to be fixed
>ten seconds later he goes ape shit and rips off the fucking dial that adjusts the heat thus making our situation worse because now the heat is at maximum and it can't be shut off
>holy fuck how mentally disabled can this man be?

Now I'm sweating my ass off in Milwaukee when it's below freezing outside. Fuck my life. Pic related.
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>>35841729
pre med student detected
also youre a chink
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>>35841365

Post:grad (masters)

Major: Philosophy

GPA: 3.78

9/10 pretty damn self deprecating
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Law school. No motivation to go on. When i woke up today on of my first thoughts was to kill myself. I hate my life. i dont want to deal with anything anymore. I didnt kill myself only because it would break hearth of my mom. Only single thing that bring my happiness are saturday RPG session when i can switch off. Otherwise i feel like trapped in nightmare of endless sadness knowing that i will never find girl that i fancy and that she wont be total whore that will dump me for dude bro chad.
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>>35841633

jesus fucking christ this describes my two chink roommates to a fucking T. they're chinese and something else though

the bit about not answering the door.. WHAT THE FUCK IS IT SO HARD??? i've locked myself out maybe 3 times and they never FUCKING ANSWER THE DOOR

also my the obnoxious chinese one spergs out if i leave anything in the sink, but other roommates will leave shit in there. An example: just the other week there was a large to go plastic tub thing that was left in there for days. I leave a spoon. ONE FUCKING SPOON in there for an afternoon, and he takes it out of the sink and places it on the counter. Now, this might not seem so bad. But he'll do it with any dishes of mine. A pot that I'm soaking in water to loosen the food? on the counter. A mug? the counter. What's shitty about that is my designated cupboard space is right below the counter and he always sloshes water which drips down into my space.
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>>35848516
Another story involving my handicapped roommate...

>be me
>roommate brings couch up for dorm at the beginning of the year
>works fine and is very comfy
>fat pig-faced square-headed caveman oaf and his ugly girlfriend sit on the couch all the time
>their combined weight constantly knocks down the armrests that are meant to slide down and become part of a futon
>instead of fixing them (he had the tools to do so) he again does ape shit and breaks the armrests off the couch thus going to much farther lengths to break the couch instead of actually fixing it

this fucking guy
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>>35848516
Imagine his ancestors to hunt mamooths and survite in a caves just so he can rip of the fucking heating system regulator. Kekerony
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>>35848750
What about his BO?
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>>35841018
>tfw still khv
>tfw no gf
>tfw the put yourself out there meme doesn't work
>tfw even the well known sluts on campus won't look at me
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>>35848782
The stench is unbearable. I walk into my room and gag almost every time. He smells like mammoth shit always. Not to mention he rips ass constantly.
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>>35841365
Criminology/Poli Sci
3.3
2/10
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>>35844144
what college do you go to and how is your homework do-able in one day if you're in engineering
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>>35848838
Fucking hell. This kind of faggot. Feed to pigs ASAP
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>>35841365
>Major
international business
>GPA
2.3
>Amount of depression and self-hatred on a scale from 1-10
10/10
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Who /senioritis/ here?

I've got a blog post due as part of an assignment that's worth 20% of my grade, and I just cannot get it done. I just don't care any more. I'm graduating in two months as long as I make at least a D in this class, and I've been making a solid B/B+ in it so far. It's now a week over due and I know I need to get it done, but I just can't will myself to care.
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So I am not an american and I am also kinda stupid.

What exactly is a GPA?
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>>35847639
>>35841479

Seriously. Never had anything other than A in my undergrad accounting classes. Good luck going through grad school (assuming you are going for CPA).
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>group assignment

I do all the work

everytime
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>>35848895
Wow you're fucked man

Sorry
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>>35848217
take summer courses
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>>35849064
I get A's in my accounting classes, calculus, statistics, and english tanked my GPA early on
>>
I can't force myself to do shit, the prof who is supposed to be the most important one is a pile of human garbage and every body knows it, but they still keep him at the uni cause he writes books and articles (they are as stupid as himself, but still).
>>
>paper due tomorrow
>barely started
>shitposted all day
the amount of shitposting i did today probably could have been 5 pages of work
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>>35848994
grade point average
A = 4
B = 3
C = 2
D = 1
F = 0

add up the grades from your classes, divide by the number of classes you're taking to get your GPA
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>>35849225
I wish I could but the class is only offered in the fall and spring. Maybe I can play catch up down the line but for now I'll use my summer to study Java on my own
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>two person assignment
>get assigned to a gril
>decide to go over to her apartment since it's right by the university
>get there
>used tampon in the kitchen sink
>the fucking sink
>she gets really embarrassed then starts crying about how she's a totally gross person that no guy will put up with
>I have to comfort her and tell her it's not a big deal even though it's fucking disgusting
>I didn't even get any action out of it

I think I missed my only chance in life.
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>>35849368
>Comforting her
Should have just said "it's okay" then focused on the project you went there to do.
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>>35849292
Right that makes sense. Thanks anon.
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>>35849389
She wouldn't stop crying and the sooner I could get her to stop the sooner we would be done with it.
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>>35849418
"I'll come back when you've calmed down"
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>failed last calc 3 test
>teacher wrote at the top in small neat writing "Your'e better than this."
>another test tomorrow
>I haven't studied shit

Fuck, man.
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>>35841018
2.17 GPA
Told my parents I had a 3.0 GPA and all I needed to do was take summer courses to boost it up. I don'tknowwhatimdoingplshelp
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>>35849433
Could have done that, but it would have made things more awkward, I think.
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>>35849470
She's just your assignment partner, it's not like you're going to see her again after a couple months
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>>35841365
Music Tech

3.4?

Usually around a 7 or 8
>>
>totalitarian dickhead dorm
>kicked out in half year
>catholic dorm
>kicked out after two years
>for smoking, not for listening to the edgy satan death metal bullshit I used to listen to
>communist dorm
>worst roomie
>fat fucking nazi hypocrite chronical farter
>come back drunk every morning so I don't have to sleep in the room with that fat cunt
>kicked out after two years for bringing back a 16yo stacy drunk at 2am
>fucked her a couple days later
>live with russian lesbians
>they stole my guitar
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>>35841018
Just realized I put on weight this year. Probably like 8-10 pounds, and my face looks all puffy now. FUCK. I was skinny before, what happened?
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>>35849772
Probably a combination of stress, poor diet, and/or a lazier lifestyle. Drink more water, eat more unprocessed foods, take daily walks.
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>>35849772
>what happened?
You put on weight - I'd say 10 pounds. Starting today, you will eat no more than 1700 calories a day and start lifting and doing cardio at least twice a week until you're back in shape. Then you will start lifting for real.
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>be me
>took enough classes to be considered full time student, but didn't take as much classes as i possibly could
>realize how behind i am
>probably would graduate in 6 years if i dont take extra classes
>federal grant expires after 4 years
J U S T
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>sitting in closed study lounge (not on the floor I live on)
>hear some random girls walk by and say "he's always fucking in there, wow"

thanks for ruining my mood, you fucking cunts
people like that need to be slapped
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>>35849942
people also gawk at me every time they walk past the window even though there's hardly ever anyone else in here unless they're studying with me

what the fuck is their problem

if you want to use the study lounge so much, just come in here anyways or ask me to leave instead of just staring at me like passive niggers
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>>35849874
Okay, I'm starting this today. Hopefully I will be back to normal by the end of the semester through calorie tracking.

>>35849863
Yeah, probably.
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>>35841145

I only had one roommate and he was a cool guy but he was really, really unclean. He always left hair ties and dirt and clothes all over and never cleaned food or dishes up. I ended up quitting and the mess and constant people over were a big part of it. Too much stress. Oh and presentations. Fuck THAT SHIT.

>oh hey socially anxious anon, plz give a 20 minute presentation once a week k?
>>
I just had to give back a scholarship that supposed to be for me to start my thesis; got a job as a waiter in a bar and my parents are outraged.
Also I was elected as treasurer because parents have a lot of money and somehow that means I know how to handle it.

>I miss being invisible in highschool
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>>35850178
*treasurer for the students' congress
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>share rent with brother
>he tells girl at work he likes her and she should leave her husband for him
>she does
>has 2 year old daughter
>I need place to live
>I move in with them and split rent
>she talks to baby daddy on phone for hours every day

My brother is a cuck. I know it's not my problem but it stresses me out. And I do somewhat enjoy her company so it'll be sad to see her go. Even though she is ugly and has an unattractive personality. I'm just lonely.
>>
>>35841185
Hint: everyone is struggling but they all put fake smiles and carefree attitudes to pretend otherwise.
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>>35849942
Why do people have to be such assholes? Those study rooms are great for keeping me focused. Don't stop going anon.
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>>35844494
This shit still happens in graduate school. Kill me.
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>>35850370
I don't intend to, I don't want them to think that acting the way the do is the right way to get results
I'm considering just making eye contact every time I hear someone talking about me and not looking away until they're out of my sight, but I don't want to seem like too much of an autist
>>
>Semester long project
>Got to hand in a 15-20 page report and an A2 poster on friday
>Done most of it
>Can't motivate myself to hunker down and actually finish the thing off
>>
>>35841969
stay sharp soldier
>>
How the fuck do I get into engineering side projects with normies? Im in a CC and trying to transfer to electrical engineering and Idk who to network with. I have few friends if any to help me out. Being an autistic robot sucks when your social and economic abilities depend on who you know.
>>
>uni
>live near
>not that near
>crowded buses on stopped traffic and walking 1km under the sun from bus stop to home
>hate uni so much that i would go home for lunch even if it meant 1hour in transit and 30 minutes at the safe haven of home
>nearly quitting a semester because can't handle the stress+bus time
>get a surprise motorcicle that doesn't fit family budget, which i manage, and will cause more stress
>but now you won't suffer on the bus anymore, son!
>first day on the way to uni a car does an illegal turn and i almost die
>lose all movement on right shoulder for a week, doctor didn't think it would return
>side of the arm is forever numb

But wait, there's more!
>nearly done with uni
>internship
>first day again!
>coming back from it on the bike
>raining hard
>a car cuts my path
>wake up in hospital
>weeks with cracked ribs and ankle
>no permanent damage this time
>lose internship

I don't quit the bike because the thrill is fun and i hope the next one kills me.
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>>35850811
>I don't quit the bike because the thrill is fun and i hope the next one kills me.
I can appreciate that, good luck to you anon
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>>35850898
I'll need it. The fear of just becoming crippled is getting bigger than the hope of dying outright.
I either get a much stronger bike and become much more reckless or i quit the damn thing.
Not that i can afford the former or give up the agility in transit for the later.
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>>35842506
Are you me, engineer-kun?
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>need to be studying right now
>Am not
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>>35848696
where are you from mate? feelin mostly the same to be honest
>>
>>35848696
Keep working hard anon. Being a lawyer will help you get a girl and you can emulate being Chad if it really matters to you. Good luck.
>>
>>35844019
How the fuck did you end up being roommates with a girl?
>>
>>35841365
Computer Engineering
3.5
11/10
College is shit
>>
>>35852047
*3.6 but who cares
>>
>>35851903
>need a place to stay near university
>look on the uni facebook page casually
>notice an advertisement about a room 5 minute walk from uni
>drove to the house, had a look at the room
>paid the bond
>moved in

Pretty much that simple anon, I don't have anything to do with the people I live with and vice versa.
>>
>>35852070
But were you just desperate for a place to stay? I would hang myself before living near a Stacy.
>>
>>35852172
Nah, not really desperate but I didn't want to live at home anymore because of my autistic family constantly hassling me, I've been at this place for over 2 years now and before this incident I've had no problems.

Other roommate John is alright, I've smoked weed with him before and just chilled. I've never had a problem with Stacy before, she knows I'm a recluse, as does John, John is a chad he's not a real cunt or anything, he tried to tell me to just b myself one time but he's funny at least.

Stacy isn't really too bad besides this fucked up thing, she's not untidy or anything, she does bring guys over every now and then but she's entitled to it as she is a tenant so it doesn't bother me.

What part of living with Stacy would be so bad for you anon? I have very little interaction with them.
>>
>>35852205
Believe me I would try to have as little interaction with Stacy as possible too. I just can't imagine having a female roommate who isn't overbearing and judgmental. But I guess if that's the only problem you've had in 2 years then it's going well for you.
>>
>>35852284
Oh I mean she probably talks behind my back for sure / talks about that " weird autsitic guy that hasn't shaved for 3 years" to all the guys she brings over to fuck, I know she introduces them to John sometimes and he just says hello / then leaves or they do some normie shit in the living room, I just don't want to be associated with them.

If she ever said something directly to me / did something shitty to me I would have no problems with sperging out.

When she brought up my drinking the other day I was very close to putting her on blast and had to use every inch of willpower to refrain myself and stay calm.

I'm sure if I queried her further on it she'd probably just drop some " hehe we're trying to help you because we care about u anon xD"
>>
>>35841365
Computer Engineering
3.6
8-9
I like the actual programming and shit, but I just can't seem to make myself do homework or study, even if it's really easy.
>>
>>35841145

Is your roommate asian?
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Chad test, reply to this if you go to the gym 3 times a week
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>>35853340
Yo

Still no Chad though
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My uni's jazz ensemble director pulled out this really hard chart for our next concert solely because he thinks I have the chops to handle the drumset part. I have a week to practice this shit and get it good, realistically I am good enough to do this well but that fucking pressure of being the only reason we're even playing this is messing with me a bit
>>
>>35853340
>she doesn't go to the gym every day
>>
>>35850679
at my shitty state school, there's an IEEE club
so if your CC doesn't have one, you could either
(a) try to start a club of your own
(b) visit a different college and participate in their club
>>
>many of the girls in my year say I look like a very popular singer at the moment
>sometimes catch them eyeballing me
>they all assume I am some mega chad and get laid all the time
>truth is I am a KV

fake it till you make it right?
>>
>>35841365
Mechanical Engineer

3.2 (Took a couple "(((Liberal arts)))" courses that I didn't give two shits about and was brought down from a 3.4.)

7/10
>>
>>35853432

>DON'T FUCK UP TYRONE
>TYRONE CAN PLAY BEATS GOOD, WHODATHUNKIT?

Either way you're fucked, embrace your talent and become the drum machine Derek(because i hope your name isn't stereotypical, honestly.)
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>tfw would rather not eat than being seen eating alone
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Genuine statement here for all you boys out here, as I am a pseudo-Chad (essentially i can go out and pull 8-9/10's every weekend but choose not to) and have had many girlfriends, you all need to STOP thinking you will find happiness in being with a girl. It's a lie you tell yourself, go find happiness in other things in life and women will come along naturally if you are successful.

Bless you all <3
>>
>>35850311
>Literally getting straight A's with ease
>Nobody likes me because I make my success clear
>>
>>35842905
Literally almost me. I'm a "first year student" actually enrolled for my third year, different major every year. Finally feeling happy.
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>>35848696
>law school
>wants to kill himself
That's normal for law. Also low wages when you graduate.
>>
I should really just drop out of EE and do maths or science teaching (teaching isn't as bad in Australia as it is in America), but my excessive pride prevents me from doing so and I know in a few years I'd be kicking myself for not having enough ambition to stick with EE where I would be making way more money. Funnily enough I hate myself and recognise my mental inferiority, but I still have too much pride.
>>
>>35855920
Pride is bullshit,money on the other hand,directly allows you to boost your quality of life letting you focus on other things you can take pride in other than your job. Although that's not to say there isn't pride in teaching, it's all about your mindset
>>
>>35854012
>Mechanical Engineer
What do you plan on doing with this major?
>>
>>35855984
I don't even know what my mindset is, it changes almost every day. One day I will refuse to give up and tell myself I will do whatever it takes to complete EE, but the next day I will want nothing but to give up and take the easy route in life. Teachers are pretty heavily stigmatised in Australia btw (although they make way more than Americans ones do from what I have heard), especially male ones. They are usually seen as stupid, lazy and greedy for more money and benefits since the teachers' union always starts shit over pay.
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>>35856085
Teaching here in the US is one of the easiest jobs out there and anyone who says otherwise is a liar. Being a good teacher is a different story though. Are there any other easier degrees you could switch to that you wouldn't feel like you were settling for and would enjoy?
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>>35856270
>Are there any other easier degrees you could switch to that you wouldn't feel like you were settling for and would enjoy?
Nah, no other degrees that have decent job prospects interest me at all, which is why I chose EE in the first place. Teaching is the only thing I can see myself enjoying because of the insanely good work conditions for teachers here and because I see teaching as something I would be decent at. Ah well, I'm sure I'll sort it out eventually.
>>
>>35856372
Well I wish you luck in your future endeavors
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>>35856460
Thanks lad, you too
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>>35843326
I never got suicidal while on that stuff but it's rough as shit. First week I had nosebleeds chapped lips and cramps everywhere. But my face is like a godamn crystal now. Drink an ass ton of water OP.
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