>Okay class! Time to introduce yourselves, say your name and one interesting thing about yourself.
>Let's start with you, anon!
>my name is anon and there's nothing interesting about me
I unironically said that on the first day of uni during the indroductory session.
>MY NAME IS ANON AND I'M VERY CLUMSY
>>35839912
i'm anon and i like to fuck my teachers
>My name is anon, and i read books.
Yes I said it
I'm not proud of it
>my name in anon and I like to play video games
>hi i'm anon and i play guitar
then all the women start talking to me and then they instantly stop once i tell them about my favorite artist BECAUSE NOBODY FUCKING LIKES DEPRESSING INDIE FOLK
My name is anon and I have a 4 inch microdick.
>>35840004
>Oh whats your favorite book?
>>35839912
>that one chad who was fucking insufferable when asked to do his & you could tell nobody cared but acted like he was god when he made shitty jokes because Chad
>>35839912
>hi, I'm anon and I watched through the entire dragon ball series in under 2 weeks simply because I had nothing better to do
Should I end it all?
>>35839912
my name is anon and I finished college 7 years ago
Hey I'm Anon and Iike guns and memes
My name is anon and I believe rei is best girl
>My name is anon, and I like to paint. I'm also colorblind.
I hate my eyes.
>>35840272
GET YOUR SHIT AND GET OUT
>my name is anon, I don't have many hobbies, and I don't enjoy the hobbies that I have
>>35839912
I'm Rod, and I like to party.
Originally
My name is Nathan and I don't have a sense of smell.
Sorry if I stink...
>>35839968
>immediately after that it's my introduction
>"My name is Greg and I want to bully Anon."
MY NAME IS ROBERT PAULSON AND I LOVE KNIVES AND FIRE
>>35839912
My name is anon and I can't think under pressure
My name is Anon and I ride a unicycle.
Then I would point to my unicycle which I actually use for transportation to and from university.
>>35840553
are you a negro by any chance?
One time when we did this, Chad said, "my name is.." And had his other chad friend interrupt and say "what?"
"My name is.."
"What?"
"My name is"
"Who?"
"My name is.."
Other chad: "chad thundercock"
My name is Anon, and I've always felt like I'm too good for activities like this or human interaction.
My name is anon.
And I jack off 29 times a day and I haven't slept in 18 days also I live on the Faroe island.
I'm anon. I got laid once. It's nice to meet you all.
>>35840187
ur .5 inches longer than me whats it like having a big dick
>>35840563
No. I am white. The unicycle goes as handluggage on the train, unlike a regular bike, which you need to pay a childrens ticket for here. Also very fun thing to ride, and it takes a lot of effort. I think I'll bring it out again, spring recently came here.
>>35839912
My name is anon and I'm a khhv