Robots, describe your ideal gf.

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>thin
>pretty
>reasonably traditional
>faithful
>actually really prudish
>smart
>strong morals
>likes sushi

ideal

>is willing to date me

>grill that actually like my hobbies
ideal

>>35839889
>existant
>cute
>likes vidya
pretty common, but when you add the
>likes me
suddenly drops to 0

>>35839889

>cooks for me
>likes my hobbies
>doesnt wear makeup nor slutty clothes
>thin
>intelectual ambitions

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>>35839889
>2D
t b h famalam.

> real ;_;
> willing to give back, instead of just take

>>35839889
>virgin
>qt/skinny
>similar personality/values
>loves me

>likes me
that is all.
Its probably not even possible.

>>35839889
>average looks
>faithful
>not thin but not fat
>actually loves me
Wouldn't actually need anything else. Sucks that women like that likely only make up about 0.1% of the population

biologically female
That's it

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>thin and fit, boyish body
>clear linear jawline and pointed chin
>strong dark eyebrows
>fashionable, covers arms/legs
>edgy as fuck
>smart
>angry demeanor and appearance, always salty
>cold, violent, jaded, unforgiving, uncompromising
>does not express positive emotions
>poor sex drive
>likes me because I put up with her shit and balance her with diplomacy and idealism
>hates fat people and the happy apathetics
>despises tradition and established order, wishes for violent revolution

non-robot here BTW, just passing by

>imperfect teeth
>long crooked polish italian jew nose
>laughs a lot

>>35840449
Real sad that people have to settle for virtually nothing besides "likes me back" these days

>>35840774
Anything else is too rare.
Do you have any idea how rare it is for someone to like me?
If someone like me I'll probably warm up to them and like them back.

>>35840795
Oh no don't get me wrong, that's my only criteria as well. Hell, she can be 4/10 for all I care

>>35840774
Everyone who says that is memeing and/or has no imagination. If an ugly, fat, weeb with yellowed teeth and horrible BO liked them, they would reject them immediately

>>35839889
>Not overweight
I just want a qt, who'll nightskate with me desu

>>35840774
I haven't had a girl like me in the last 10 years. Desperate times call for desperate measures.

>>35840838
You will warm up to her when you have no other choice.

an anime girl with really big boobs willing to do all my chores

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>B Cup Breasts
>Tomboy
>Shortish, shoulder length hair
>Dominant but nurturing
>Virgin
>Will initiate
>Wants kids, eventually
>Likes shy boys
>Loves to cuddle
>Incredibly clingy
>Almost obsessive over me
>Needs to be around me at least 5 hours a day
>White or brownish
>Likes videogames but not a social reject
>Her parents like me

>>35840878
This is bullshit. You can't have sex with someone who disgusts you both mentally and physically.

>biological female
>single
>no previous sexual encounters
>enough similar interests that we can enjoy doing things together
>willing to put up with an alcoholic
>of European descent

>all these underage retards with their normie /pol/ standards
Eventually you'll have to settle too you dumb underage fucks

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>Gives a shit about me
>Forces me to be better by beating the hell out of me
>Not obese or horrifically ugly

>>35840953
I'd rather remain alone than settle.

>>35840977
This is what every young person thinks untill they get too sick of being lonely.
Your time will come.

>>35840728
hello... contact info?

>>35839889
faithful and at least a 7/10

>thicc in the sense of d cups with chub on the sides and thighs
>shorter than me
>matches my personality (ENTP)

>>35840918
Women do it all the time.

They must do, based on what they typically say about some guy they used to fuck.

>>35841020
hop in tinychat slash pronzac

>>35841020
Not that anon, but a few things in his description appeal to me also, in particular:
>thin and fit, boyish body
>fashionable, covers arms/legs
>edgy as fuck
>smart
>despises tradition and established order, wishes for violent revolution

which of these qualities apply to you?
My kik is Probot_r9k btw

My ideal girlfriend knows everything about me and still wants to be with me.

Also, reasonable looking. A 4/10 is fine.

>>35839889
>ethnically persian/indian/paki, also some turks/arabs
>british accent/culture/cooking
>thicc
>sexually submissive & extremely high libido
>enjoys my sense of humor
>can also actually make me laugh
>doesn't mind if i do my own shit sometimes (a weekend with the guys here and there)
>drinks or is ok with drinking
>enjoys being outdoors
>metalhead/punk or at least has a basic knowledge of the scene so she won't get pissed when i go to shows
i'll probably never meet someone who hits all these things but if i were constructing someone by hand to be ideal for me it would look like this. i'd be ecstatic if i found someone with half of these things, the first 5 are kind of mandatory for me to be strongly attracted. the last 5 are just bonus points

Ideal, uh,

>virgin
>loyal
>likes holding hands and cuddling
>does not want sex until I'm ready
>fine with me being a NEET
>not traditionally attractive
>romantic
>literary
>shy
>introverted
>timid
>virtuous
>mindful

>>35841130
fuuuuck, this.
If people knew everything about me they wouldnt want to be with me.

> smart
> good humor
> sarcastic
I literally hope I don't get another girlfriend I immediately want to get rid of like the last times, never had a working relationship iml.

>>35841073
Bro first of all, you can't trust a anything a woman says about their preferences/romantic life. Virtue signaling is far more important than the truth
Also,
>used to fuck
Talking shit about your exes is just a coping mechanism

>>35840902
Where do you live and would you accept a nonvirgin?

>>35841300
I can't wait to see thsi faggot cockblock himself out of a decent relationship because of some superficial standard that literally makes no difference whatsoever

>laughs a fuckton like I do
>hair to the shoulder or longer
>can handle my autism with video games and shit
>loves me

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>>35841020
>>35841080
don't be shy, get in here

>>35839889
gayfag here
>likes talking to me and cuddles
>plays vidya and we watch anime together and comment on it
>we are both shitlord meme experts so we always have our own little inside jokes
>can pretend to be a normie when we have to
>at least average looking

>Ideal
A 10/10 looking girl that loves me

>Realistic
A not fat, not black girl that loves me

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>>35841451
*Waggles finger in disappointment*

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>>35839889
Looks:
>tall (185+cm)
>skinny/fit
>white
>blonde
>blue eyes
>straight jaw
>beautiful smile

Traits:
>smart
>passionate
>self aware
>positive energy
>outgoing

I wish i would play in the league of these kind of women
>mfw i have a crush on a girl from my college which fits all traits

>>35841300
I think he wants a girl m8

>>35841160
I lie about myself so much that I have to start writing shit down. Fucking /r9k/ knows more about me than my own friends. Sucks, right?

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>>35840728
>non-robot here
>gets a reply

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This grille

>virgin
>trap
>cute
>cooks
>white or asian

yep thats pretty much it

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>Someone who won't lie and chat on me

For once.. just once... Please... I can't take all that punishment to what's left to my self esteem...

>>35841882
Whoops, meant to say *cheat

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>>35841848
Why do you care if a trap is a virgin?

>>35840902
Hahahahaha what a fucking beta

I bet you like bioware games and marvel movies lmaooo

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>>35839889
>likes me
>thin
>nice face and teeth
>my height

that's it.

>>35841300
How many have you had.
Oreg

>>35841923
because my dick isn't that big so if they are a virgin their boipucci will be tight enough

>>35842026
One in a long-term relationship

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Necessity:
>is smart enough to have where intelligence is not noticeable
>has good morals and sticks to them
>not taller than me
>same hobbies as me
>enjoy each others company

Wanted:
>cute
>blue eyes with brown or blonde hair
>not (((thicc)))
>cute accent, anywhere but England I hate our women's voices now
>good humour (very important)
>Introvert but will open up to me
>romantic
>traditional
>wise
>Romantic

>in europe
>virgin
>loner
>gamer

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>>35842171
>is smart enough to have where intelligence is not noticeable
>is smart enough to have
>where intelligence is not noticeable

>doesnt understand the specifics of what sex actually is
>very white skin, burns rather than tans
>cries if i dont message her back fast enough
>mentally ill, a split from me has a high chance of causing suicide
>long hair, no boy cuts
>conservative fashion, not gonna date a girl who'll show her thighs to anyone

Hispanic (preferably kinda dark), size can vary. Can't be a land whale.

>>35839889

virgin
pure
virgin
lovely
virgin
smart
virgin

>>35839889
Loyal and cuddly. Maybe I just want a dog instead.

Big meaty muscle woman, strong enough to pick me up and carry me around. Long soft hair and big boobs. Would be nice if she could cook to. Oonga boonga, oh boy that gets my rocks off.

>>35839889

>Attractive in my eyes
>Has bad taste in men

As long as she's qt I don't care even if it's a girl(male)

>virgin
>smart
>funny

>>35840977
No, No you don't.

Oregano

>>35839889
>Preferably european like myself
>Not fat
>Loyal

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Under 180~ cm
Asian
Introvert
Clingy
Likes racism
Doesnt use social media
No male friends
Doesnt try to fit in sub groups (emo, skater bullshit)
Not a fat hideous face

>>35839889
>Nice to me
>Funny
>Short hair
>Independent enough that she isn't clingy but not enough to be a distant bitch
Most girls I meet turn out the same tho. Total assholes.

>>35843000
>likes racism
Lmao what

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>>35839889
>east asian
>anything between 160cm and 170cm
>decent style; no degenerate bullshit like piercings, tattoos and strange hair colors
>kind, loving and generally a good person
>not retarded, 90 iq would be enough
>would never cuck me
>good hygiene
>virgin

>hates /pol/
>likes technology
>neat imagination
>strong willed and independent
>really feelsy

>>35843045
>>35843000
"Hehe my Asian waifu will be racist, but somehow want an autistic whiteboy as a gf!!!!"

>>35841010
>>35842868
>being this weak-willed
You have failed your training. Go back to your succubi.

>>35843045
Yea I make a lot of racist jokes when I get comfortable with people

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>white, preferably eastern euro, preferably polish
>traditional
>wants a large family
>has quaint hobbies like gardening or jigsaw puzzles, or has a job that she likes but isn't overly attached to
>raised well, has parents and grandparents that taught her things about life
>high time preference, always thinking about the future
>submissive, but not in that weird bake-me-tendies-mommy way /r9k/ likes their submissive personalities
>also not one of those "daddy" submissives

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>loyal
>hygienic
>reasonably not degenerate
>no cellulite/not disgustingly pig fat
>is not smelly
>does not care i'm a manlet
>copes with my autism

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Anyone I don't even fucking care

>I would date Big red for gods sake

Somebody please just fucking love me

>>35843424
Why does nobody love you, anon?

>>35842139
USED GOODS
DIRT CHEAP

>>35839889
>has a large bust
>in shape
>enjoys lactation
>virgin
>preferably not black

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>>35839889
>schizophrenic
>Schizophrenic
>SChizophrenic
>SCHizophrenic
>SCHIzoprenic
>SCHIZophrenic
>SCHIZOphrenic
>SCHIZOPhrenic
>SCHIZOPHrenic
>SCHIZOPHRenic
>SCHIZOPHREnic
>SCHIZOPHRENic
>SCHIZOPHRENIc
>SCHIZOPHRENIC

>>35843269
A woman without cellulite is a hard find. That's almost an unreasonable expectation.

My sister is 19 years old and 90lbs and has cottage cheese ass.

>>35843576
for what purpoise?

>>35843621
>innocent
>childishly dependent
>frightened
>needs me
>cute

>>35843601
i guess 3d isn't for me then

>Intelligent
>Not obese

>>35843576
>TRIGGERED bangs
I don't care if she's schizophrenic anon

she's worse, she's a feminist

>>35839889
Knows how to cook, has similar skills in video games, likes 4chan, likes memes, likes nazi propaganda ironically

I don't even know what I want

Origami

>>35844096
You don't even want a real person?

>>35839889
Hah, why pretend I want anything different than anyone else?

>not fat
>can carry a conversation
>doesn't care if I'm a socially anxious weirdo
>isn't a fucking psycho like please just one that isn't fucking crazy

>>35844111
3 digits confirm he wants 3d

>>35839889
>has pulse

>>35844645
A woman that expects someone else to carry a conversation is akin to a deranged child poking a creature with a stick, expecting something funny or amusing to happen.

>>35844096
Lol in a way me neither. I've never been in a relationship so I don't know what I'd prefer... Someone who likes to talk a lot or not.. Idk on some things. I think I just want them to be exactly like me so we can so everything I already do but together... Or maybe I want someone to take me out of my comfort zone.. Idk

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bow wow this better be original

Looks

>tall
>slender with a flat stomach
>long dark hair
>bright green eyes
>wears glasses
>small or no boobs
>pale skin
>no tattoos or piercings

Personality is something that I would have to 'click' with but

>loyal
>honest
>kind
>compassionate
>sweet
>able to talk to for hours without growing bored or losing interest
>smart
>doesn't play mindgames
>doesn't wear a lot of revealing clothing
>doesn't start arguments for the sake of starting arguments
>doesn't act like a child
>likes me as much as I like them
>caring and willing to show it
>doesn't want kids

>>35844111
I mean, I know I want a gf, but apart from that I'm unable to describe her like people do in these threads

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picarillo relatadilio

>>35840328
aw

>>35839889
>cute(for me that's about a 6.5-7.5)
>petite, does at least something to take care of her body and looks
>high libido/sex drive
>fun to talk to
>witty personality
>has some kind of hobby that she's interested in, doesn't have to only be vidya
>sexually experienced, but doesn't speak much about past affairs
>my height or shorter