So when does the pizza come?

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The upfront approach doesnt seem to work..

>pretending to be a girl
inauthentic and homosexual

>>35838717
change your bio to "send $5 and see what happens"

>>35838800
Nah im just tryinf to get pizza paid for senpai

K I'm here what the fuck do you want

>>35838923
I want these fucking tinder faggots to order you for me, delivery or pickup is fine

>they're all 6ft tall 180lb looking fuckers
Literally zero chance for a manlet anymore. I've got the looks and muscle but fucking damn it there is nothing I can do to hide that I'm 5'7.

Next time I reset my profile I'm making a fake stacey.

>>35838800
how do you end this scam? just unmatch? how many actually get their $5 back by reporting you?

>>35838923
Hey bby, gib the cuddles

>>35838923
You are the most insufferable tripfaggot. Here's your attention you crave so much.

>>35838717
>>35838732
I suppose just try it on the other matches?

>>35839859
>tfw 5'4, so if your fucked as 5'7, then I am fucked beyond total belief
Feels bad man

>>35838717
>all these thirsty pathetic sacks of shits trying to look interesting in their shitty, forced photos

This is genuinely some of the funniest shit I've ever seen. This generation wasn't a mistake.

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>>35840738
>tfw 5'7 can't grow a beard, receding hairline

>>35840799
Can't grow a beard isn't too bad, but receding hairline, sorry to hear about that man