>1000 word report due in two days Who /dropping out/ here?

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>university staff asked me whether i need consolation because I'm "hanging behind" what's normal study time
>That was 3 years ago
>Have done nothing since
Why u cryin? Neet is life

>>35837711
You can get that done in a couple hours. Are you fucking retarded?

>>35838500
god you saound like a cuuuck jew

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>>35837711
>two letter assignment due in twelve hundred seconds
Who /droppingoutoflife/ here?

>>1000 words
this should take you no more than half an hour what the fuck is wrong with you just go do it

>>35837711
That doesn't seem too hard man. It's just ten paragraphs, maybe nine. It's a bitch yeah but you can do it man. Just give yourself three hours to write it up, midway through when you get writer's block start reading reports on the same subject til you feel motivated again. You can do it man.

>>35839689
>1000 words
>10 paragraphs

1000 words should be no more than 4 if you actually substantive arguments.

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>>35837711
>have to finish reading green eggs and ham in two weeks
Who /failing/ here?

>>35839718
HOW THE FUCK CAN I DO 4 WHOLE PARAGRAPHS IN 2 DAYS IT IS IMPOSSIBLE FUCKING HELL?

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>tfw 250 word essay due next month
fucking kill me

>>35839718
The last time I wrote a paragraph essay by number count was back in High School for health class. I just wrote a paragraph and it rounded out to about three hundred words.. Now that I'm thinking of it I really don't know why I wrote ten paragraphs.

>>35837711
Are you in high school? I've written 15+ page, 10000+ word papers in one night. And that was for a freshman-level general ed course (STEM master race here; haven't had to write any more essays since freshman year).

>>35837711

just scribble down some BS about your difficult coming out as a homo (or converting to islam, or your journey as a feminist, etc, something very politically correct). If they give you anything less than an A it is discrimination.

>tft 6 word short story due in 3 months

>>35839812
This what you should write.

"Son come here! Who are you?

>>35837711
I dropped out of college, worked manual labor and invested wisely. I can retire at 40 now

>>35837711
This is bait, right?
RIGHT?
RIGHT?!

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fuck you guys this isnt funny

i have to write a three-letter word before the heat death of the universe

Why do newcucks always fall for this bait?

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>two sentence 4chan post due before the thread dies

>>35837711
Thats literally nothing doot back in highschool I wrote a 3000 page one of those in only a couple of hours right begfore it was due despite being given a month to do it and I got a B. Just bullshit it.

>haiku due next month
>haven't even started yet
I should just drop out

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>>35837711

>have to plot graphs for report
>do it
>next day they're gone
>do it again
>next day they're gone
>tfw to intelligent to realise you have to save excel sheets seperately

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>>35837711
Is this what college is like in the USA?
1000 words? Thats a fucking introduction.

>>35837711


Disabled Students Program

Use your autism points, anon.

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>300 word essay on dating due at the end of the semester
I don't think I have the skills for college

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>he fell for the college meme

I'm sorry anon, start right now, get TF off 4chan. Drink plenty of water, it helps your brain focus and make sure you have high protein healthy food in your stomach.

>>35841321
What the fuck are you studying?

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>>35837711
>1 word essay and your name counts towards that 1 word due in 2 years.

What the fuck how is this shit even allowed??

>>35839487
Me

ohshit did I just do it?

i did think about it because i sucked at algebra. i have a useless degree- multimedia. i just wanted to learn photoshop. some people it requires experience to get a good job. need to go to college to get a degree.

>>35842753
Gender Studies. I heard it pays well.

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>>35840009
>heat death of the universe
RETARD ALERT, RETARD ALERT!!!!!

>>35841296
You do realize this is a meme that has a thread here at least once a day, right?