Describe your crush to me robots? What is she like?

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>>35837631
She's in a cult

I don't have a crush because the only thing I seek in a SO is understanding, and nobody will ever understand me.

>>35837654

Surely joke?

>>35837668

3edgy5me

But in all seriousness develop this further

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>tfw no fckn gf

>>35837719
>but in all seriousness develop this further
I spend a lot of time thinking about things and as a result have a lot of controversial views. Unfortunately, my strongest desire is to be appreciated for who I am in my entirety, but inevitably I find something I believe in that pisses off the person I'm trying to get to understand me.

I don't know how to resolve this problem.

>>35837631
He has tried to fuck her daughter LOL

She's French, quite a bit younger than me, works in a bar. I only met her once but she was unusually friendly and was smiling at me while she was serving other customers.

>>35837779

Holy shit I feel the same.

What kind of controversial views are we talking about here mate? Far Right, Far Left - what?

>>35837833
Far left. Also I'm philosophically an idealist so even other leftists hate me since they are typically materialists.

>>35837813
so you'r french, bah moi aussi , hehe

>>35837631
Her name is Yog Sothoth.

She has no form yet somehow has a thousand children. She's quirky like that, I love her

>>35837764

I said 'crush' not 'gf'

>implying I will ever have a gf

>>35837859
En fait non. Learning the language though.

>>35837854

>far left
>idealist

Well yeah, ideas are life to Communists, Trots and Marxists. Even I as, what you would probably define as a 'bourgeois reactionary", respect Far Leftists in their devotion to ideas. Even thought I fanatically oppose all forms of Leftism.

You think being Left wing is hard? Try being a Right Wing 19 year old.

>>35837912
"french is the hardest language to learn" they say... is that true?

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She a qt physician student in my chem class. She's very pretty and driven, we sit next to each other and talk. I'm too fat/worthless for her though so it's just another disappointment

I have to make myself better so the next crush I have (hopefully there's another) is even on the board for asking out

>>35837975
>has the support of almost the entire world
>thinks their life is sad
>doesnt even know the true sadness caused by being literate which is evident by them not knowing anything about metaphysics as they have no idea what idealists are https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idealism

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She's a shy qt3.14 with long curly black hair. She loves anime and drawing and most loves vidya like pokemon, LoL etc... She's obviously super insecure about herself because she's quite flat but in an adorable way. Virgin. Loves rock and metal music. Tl;dr: i have a hardcore crush on her. Haven't talked to her much though and she's maybe moving soon. Feelsbadman.

he isn't a "crush". i honestly hate him and i wish i could get rid of these horrible feelings which keep bubbling to the surface. he's a moron, influenced far too easily by his friends, and i just want to forget that he was ever in my life.

>>35837983
No. A lot of people have said that to me but it's one of the easiest languages for a native English speaker. I think the three hardest are Chinese, Japanese and Arabic.

>>35838032

Typical leftist underdog syndrome.You won culturally and politically. We won economically.

Welcome to the Left Wing Capitalist society.

>>35837764
>tfw I fucking know this fucking feel

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>>35838073
i'm glad, hope you'll enjoy french my boy

>>35838094
So let me get this straight: you oppose economic freedom because ur mad about spooks being abolished culturally?
sad!

>>35838135
Thanks, I'm already enjoying it. It's a beautiful language.

blonde, my age, goes to same classes as me in school (well a few), fairly decent body, really pretty and best of all, she has a crush on me too
but im too l nervous to ask her out, bonur iz kell

>>35838139

Mate, this is a thread about crushes not about your spasticated political opinions.

I tried to be nice earlier by complimenting Far Left cucks like yourself but it doesn't matter now.

Maybe you're alone and sad because you don't take compliments very well. Just stop being a fucking Commie then you might feel more confident, happy and less lonely. Be a Socialist of a Left leaning Liberal or something. Fuck, even be an SJW if you wish.

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This queen desu

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We both like the same school subjects, so that's something

She's short, knows lots of people but not to popular. Knows how to play a instrument and likes hot weather.

She's a lesbian that will never love me. Feels bad man.

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my ex girlfriend was like an alien from another world because we were both autistic and she was perfect even though she looked different with make up on

now im all alone

>>35838235
Being nice only serves to consolidate cultural capitalism. It prevents criticism and critical thought. Only through establishing a culture of questioning everything can humanity progress to the next dialectical stage of history.

>>35838319

Literally laughed out loud at this.

You're not intelligent, you're just spouting the party line.

Kill yourself Commie.

>>35838203
Go for it you fucking faggot

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>>35838319
go back on /pol/, you will be pleased

>shota
>short
>round face
>cute and adorable
>will let me be his big tiddy mommy
>younger than me so around 18
>nice and will wear cute outfits
>will we see girl outfits
>not a trap

>>35837854
I'm here with you comrade.

>tfw populist democratic socialist but everybody too up their own asses about paying not taxes to elect reasonable people to office and even when they do its some wealthy asshole who immediately dumps his "ideals" and gets comfy. Lofven a SHIT. welfare state my ass.

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No one that I see day to day. I don't go out often enough to notice anyone.
Only crushes I have are from my old schooldays. I have several saved up photos that I like to occasionally look at, they are almost 10 years old now. And I don't have a particular girl that I like, because they are all so pretty. I like remembering those days, it was the first and ,likely, the last time I was constantly remotely close to girls. I finished that school 5 years ago.

>>35838465
>dicksuck
>doesnt want a welfare state
huh?

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>>35837631
I tried to make a move on her, she sort of accepted but our schedules were both fucked up and now we both try to awkwardly actively avoid one another. She's cute and shy and weird, but I don't think I could make it work.

>tfw I just realised that I asked her two months ago, why does time move so quickly

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>>35838465
look at his smug fucking face.

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>>35838372
You know what?!?
im, im gonna do it
ill post how it goes in like a week, or not, i dont really give a fuck

She recently lost virginity my best friend.

i can't see her as my crush anymore

>>35838494
im saying its not a welfare state like it should be. used to be that every adult should be able to have a job and live alone but it ain't like that here

>>35838073
Japanese is quite an easy language to learn, much much easier than french.

PS: Frenchman here studying japanese in university. I hate my mother language.

>>35838540
She lost her virginity TO your best friend? Grammar isn't making sense.

>>35838540
he isnt your friend, you were cucked

>>35838566
Sell me on welfare states. I'm kind of against them because I feel like they may create complacency for capitalism. However, I also see merit in them like: more free time = more time to contemplate revolution.

That being said, wouldn't direct action with unions be better than welfare states since then freetime can be created directly by reducing the workday?

>>35838592
sorry, i wasn't paying attention enough.

To

>>35838586
Well, I'm basing it off information I've gotten online about the various languages of the world, but I've met a lot of international students from China and Japan who claim it's easier than French. I thought it was just because it's their native language but maybe there's some truth to it.

We live fat from each other and I don't talk to her in months. Just today she changed her profile image and there's a guy with her, maybe a friend, maybe a bf. She usually doesn't like to share photos of her so I though I'd share this special occurrence with you guys, since I haven't seen her pretty face in a long time.
; (

>>35837631
autistic 32 year old virgin

>>35838674
Sorry m80, shit happens. Women (and men alike) are still unclaimed land even if its just a crush. Whats the full story?

>>35838586
c'mon french is not that bad. But i agree that recently some people are ruining it... tu dois savoir de quoi je parle

>>35838040
I think i know who she is. Is she from ireland?

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blonde, pale, attractive face and big titties and a nice ass, Has with psychological issues like me although different psychological issues. and she sings like an angel and draws and plays vidya and hates feminists.

I think she likes me but I'm to avoidant- schizoid to even know what to do. besides I haven't talked to her in like months. and I'm to poor to take her on a date and to uncomfortable to ask her out. Trying to show affection or interest feels like trying to speak an unfamiliar language.

>>35837631
Still has a cute innocence about her, and is still a pure virgin, however refuses to date anyone, which is a shame. She's kinda short, with a button nose, and deep blue eyes, with long, blonde hair. She's nice to everyone, and smiles at me sometimes.
Just being in her presence makes me happy

>>35838848
There's no chance if you're poor, sorry buddy.

>>35838747
kinda hard to translate it all to English.
i'll make it shorter.

She's been my best friend since 2010 or something like that, we've been through a lot.
Well she constantly falls in love for guys that never notice her, so she's always sad and shit.
This summer she met a guy who used to be my best friend and some other guys, she had a crush for one of them (chad) and my ex best friend had a secret crush on her.
Things between her and chad didn't work out well, so she immediately used my ex best friend as an "emergency boyfriend", i couldn't say anything i just wanted her to be happy.


sorry for bad English or anything else, i'm pretty sad, i don't think i can even write it right in my native language.

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>>35839115
what's your native language?? I'm french

>>35839115
Stop beeing a cuck orbiter.

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>>35839197
Italian

>>35839268
will try next time

>>35837631
she is the only girl in the entire world who isn't a total bitch, she consoles me, her smile is so bright, when she talks to me i feel like my life is going to be all right forever, she is truly the most kind and warm and pure woman i'll ever met.

>description
she is blonde, has curly hair, grey/light blue eyes, a lovely smile and she is very light skinned. She is a little chubby and a pair of cm higher than me

I don't have a crush, since i'm the prize.

>>35839115
>>35839328

we uaglione i'm italian too btw

>>35837631
She's the intern of my therapist. I signed off so that she could sit in on my sessions.
She's a year older than me, a grad student and I went to high school with her for 2 years. I never noticed her back then, but now she dominates my mind and faps

>>35837631
dirt blonde, greenish (more hazel eyes), rich, super stacy but also a virgin, shes very beautiful and i love her smile, also she got an ass

its impossible tho and i know it so i didnt reply to her last message that was 2 months ago now

will be hard getting over her, but its for the best, us robots cant afford to fall in love, i dont feel like killing myself yes

She LOOKS like a complete Stacey, blonde, blue eyes, long hair decent sized breasts, but she's one of the most understanding and funniest people I know. I've known her since middleschool and she's been my best friend since. She's always understanding of my problems and pain if I really really need someone to vent to (I don't vent, like once in a blue moon but even then when I do need to she'd be there) and she's super sharing, she would give me her last pencil if I needed one and wouldn't tell me so I didn't feel guilty, she even gave me weed a couple of times which was pretty great because my life is 24/7 stressful painful (physically and emotionally) shitshow and it helped me relax a bit. I could easily be with her. Only problem is she's always with someone. Long story short my Mom put us through hell and put my Dad through Satan's sexroom by cheating on him and doing other repulsive shit. Needless to say I wouldn't wanna have someone cheat on/with me, I'd never put someone through that shit, ever. (Short version) I've also had crippling pain for years, so I barely see her if she isn't with someone. It's like the chambermaid and the prince but reverse. So close and far (Yea I'm cringing too. No better way to say it)

>In my mind she's a qt 14yo scene girl
>Big eyes, white blonde hair
>Adorable
>I have barely seen her since I was 15yo
>She's now 21 and just a normal girl who's a bit chubby
>She's so cute to talk to on skype
>I love her laugh, and love her personality
>She enjoys vidya and we play together
She's in a long term relationship with my best friend, and I will never have her. But I refuse to let go of how I felt about her when we first met. I hug my pillow every night pretending it's her. Some days just before I fall asleep I truly believe she's next to me.

>>35839890
>this nigga here actually talked to his crush and stopped replying
You failed all of us, anon.

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>>35840169
Time to let her go.

Torn between two girls at the moment. #1 is a qt 3.14 Korean girl. Long black hair, super quiet, insanely smart. Before spring break we hung out all the time, but I got friendzoned and "love you like a brother"-ed out of the blue over text a couple days ago. She's so sweet and I want to talk to her, but she's in Korea and not answering her phone. I can only assume the worst at this point.

#2 is short, like maybe 5 foot 6 or so, shoulder length brown hair (which might be the cutest thing in the world). She's a little weird, but in a really charming way. Super interesting. She does a lot of odd shit just for the novelty and to tell a good story. So, she went to this yoga place in NYC over Christmas break and did yoga with a bunch of weird homeless hippies for no other reason than to tell the story. Last summer I even went to her parent's beach house for a couple days, and I had a great time, but I'm more than likely way too deep into the friendzone for anything to come out of it.

>>35840294
I don't want to.
I get comfort pretending I'm talking to her throughout the day.
We cook food together, go for walks together, fall asleep together, eat, watch films, cuddle etc.
Just imaging it makes life more tolerable.

>>35837631
I realized that most of the girls I try and go after are pale short nerdy dark haired white girls (typically with glasses).

One I was wanting to talk to is an old friend I've been catching up with through Normiebook Messenger. She's always excited to talk with me, but it gets kinda weird when I stop having things to talk about.

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> Oneitis messaged me again yesterday
> No click, no comparative interests, she has a bf so no romantic pursuit, no reason to talk to me
> Only feel the familiar pang in my chest that happens when I remember terrible experiences

She is an ugly duckling. Just a but shorter than me (manlet), she loves country guys and all the stuff that comes with them like guns, farms, and mudding. She's the most polite person I've ever met and no matter how much I convince myself that she's a cunt, I realize that she isn't. Now, I wish she'd stop fucking talking to me so I could forget about her.

>>35837631
well they're a trap so...

>>35838068
i know this fucking feel girl trust

>>35841203
listen to this song, it will only make it worse, trussmi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CI1g4dnDtao

She's really fun and sociable and pretty. She's nice to everyone and is always motivated. She likes sports and photography. Although she's not very photogenic, she's really good looking IRL. Kind of big. She's not fat at all since she does exercise every day, but she's 5'6 and weighs as much as me, a 5'7'' skinnyfat. She's got thick thighs, big hands and feet, wide hips and big tits.

She's good at kissing and her hands are always warm. Her skin is white and her nipples are pink. Her eyes are green and she's always smiling.

She doesn't love me anymore. It hurts.

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she looks like this

>>35837631
This song pretty much describes her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJl8zo__6jM#t=232

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>short and kinda chubby
>changes her hair color almost every week
>kind of a tumblrina
>lots of medical issues so can't work or school
>sits in her room all day like me
>likes the same vidya, TV shows, and comics as me
>we've been chatting for over 3 years now
>talk almost every day
>she made my NEET life more bearable since I looked forward to talking to her
>tfw she got a bf a year ago
>he looks like a giant Sasquatch (he's really hairy and fat)
>rarely talks to me now (maybe once a week nowadays), and whenever she does she brings that fag up
>fml

I want to punch her Sasquatch bf in the face. Because of him I'm slowly getting ghosted. Only way I can hold her attention now is if we play a game together.

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>>35841789
Why didn't you make a move on her?

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>>35837631
Short like 5'5" idk
Short brown hair with some highlights
Heart melting brown eyes
Adorable smile
Kinda shy, always looks down when she's walking [basically a virgin walk]
Thick thighs, calves, and ass
Not very buxom
Every time I see her I wanna give her a hug, have had several dreams about her. None of which involved sex though. But I did cry in one of them [tears of joy].

Back when I had one she was a thin girl who enjoyed my shit humor a lot. She wondered why I never had any friends and made it a point to be around me and shit, at first I wasn't buying it but then she grew on me. Got me out of the whole social outcast mentality and i made a fuck ton of friends because of her. Then I noticed oh no I love this girl. I genuinely just wanted to protect her when she smiled, sometimes it felt like I lived to make her laugh and keep a permanent smile on her face, hurts to think about now lmao but hey, that's how I felt. We were good friends I think, multiple occasions of us breaking night to talk with each other the whole way through. I rejected a couple of girls because I just wanted her. When I finally manned up, I was rejected. She gave me a strong hug and said that we should stay in contact. Of course that never happened, she even wrote it in my yearbook and all. I got over it but I still feel a very slight something when I think of her.


I'm still a super cool KV who will become a strong wizard.

She is short, around 5'4.
Her hair is the blackest I've seen (natural), but shines brightly. Olive skin, skinny but well formed.
Biggest light brown eyes.
She dresses in black, but in a non-edgy way.
She looks quite italian.

>>35841950
8/10
>>35841493
:(
>>35841789
2/10

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Chinese girl on my uni course. Qt af. We talk occasionally but she's a bit shy and likes to stick around with her friends.

>tfw she's graduating this year and I've still got another year to go (she's doing a Bachelor's while I'm doing a Master's) and I might never see her again.

End me.

>>35842699
just wait it out. sunshine is waiting at the end of the tunnel but it might not apparent

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>she's a qt
>awesome sense of humour
>never struggle to have a convo
>we are partners working on a semester long project
>had a class night at the bar where I got super drunk and kept asking her what I had to do to bring her home apparently (blacked out), being obnoxious/aggressive in general from what I'm told
>she didn't talk to me for a few weeks, apparently I was being handsy too
>I still send her messages making small talk from time to time
>she doesn't respond much
>one day she sends me an essay about how I made her feel that night
>says she thought I respected her and it sucked that I did it
>says she's willing to move on from it, but just wanted to let me know how she felt
>things go back to normal

We were texting this weekend and she said she would date me if I was a good person

>she's vegan/vegetarian
>I'm somewhat conservative, hunt, fish, eat lots of meat
>she says I remind her of her Father
>GetThisDick.jpeg

Honestly, it's frustrating how close but far we seem to be from hooking up.
On one hand it seems like it could happen at any moment.
On the other any time I've asked her to hang out outside school she's politely declined. I think she doesn't trust herself with me, and knows we'd hook up.., but who knows?

Any advice bros?

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>>35837631
>Shaggy brown hair, brown eyes, glasses
>Introverted goofball dork with a really nice and soft voice
>Obsessed with Ace Attorney and visual novels
>Likes death metal and plays guitar
Lately I can't help but feel depressed when I think about him because I know I'll never muster up the courage to tell him about this. We've been friends since we were eleven, and it hurts to know that he used to be very attracted to me but has probably moved on.
He's also an Internet friend but wants to move here to Murica, so I'm not sure what'll happen with that.

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>tfw ex was a greasy weeb but still the most beautiful person i've ever known
Pic related. Anyone else know this feel?

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there's this one girl i met in a discord who i kinda like. i try to have a conversation going with her whenever i can, but she's kinda distant and quiet most of the time so she's hard to approach.

i don't think she has much interest in me, anyways. kinda loosing interest in her, too.

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I met her on Facebook in a group and she's beautiful, kind for the most part, and has a great personality. We talk together on a regular basis but the bad part is that she's interested in my friend who could be Chad material, she's in her mid 20's and I'm still in my teens and she lives in an entire different continent

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Why describe when I can show?

>>35837631
She's my cousin, and lives with me.

>>35837631
Short introverted shut in with brown eyes and brown/black hair

Haven't talked to her in a long time but I think of her occasionally and hope she's doing good.

Hes skelly and not too tall or short, maybe about 5'9. Hes a redhead, beard, and small blue eyes. He does this weird thing with his legs where he bends them like a centaur. Hes pretty qt and would be considered "nerdy xd". He knows my name but i doubt i have a chance with him

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>>35837631
>short black hair
>conservative
>likes anime/video games
>flat chested
>not skinny but not chubby or fat either
>likes to share cooking videos on normiebook
>Gorgeous eyes and smile

I blew all my chances with her though.

>>35838461
Darn, I'm 5'9.

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>>35841873
I'm here for a reason. I was too autistic to ask her out. Even when I was thinking about it I'd think to myself. "I'm a pathetic NEET, I couldn't even take her on a date how could I ask her out?"

But it doesn't matter anymore. Since Sasquatch pretty much took her away. My wish every day is that they brake up, and she comes back to her regular self.
Kind of fucked up to wish something bad upon her, but I really hate how she's just disappearing because of him.

He kinda reminds me of pic related, but not as fat and a bit more hairy. Blonde as well.

>>35844013
heh, I do the centaur shit too

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>sits a few seats behind me in an economics class
>didn't notice her until two weeks ago when she answered the professor's question and I turned to her
>she's been answering a lot of questions lately so I get an excuse to look at her without being creepy
>oversized glasss
>dirty blonde hair that reaches a little past her shoulders, also has bangs that go over her glasses
>moderate acne, otherwise very pale skin
>always wears a ratty grey sweater

Thinking of talking to her before/after class sometime but I can't think of much to say. One time she answered a question about Japan's wealth distribution with unusual detail (basically went on a five minute autistic ramble about how life in Japan is better than america), maybe I could talk to her about japan, although frankly I don't know much about it myself.

Anons, I just want a QT tall crush. She can become obsessive over things like I can, but not stupid and obsessive. Maybe around 5'7 give or take, still a bit shorter.

Red hair is a plus but not important. She just has to be fun to be around, she can be awkward but if she is fine with just cuddling and laughing in bed I would be happy.

I have never met a girl like this.

BoJack is a true robot.

She lives in the Wired. She tears the fabric into the void. She paints the blood runes that arc the gates between my worlds. She's here, she's not. Sometimes she's in my head and sometimes she stands across the room from me.

She's tall, skinny, blonde, blue eyes, good fashion sense, depressive personality, very unique name, laughed at my jokes.
I have such a huge crush on her even though I haven't seen her for 10 months. She had a crush on me too, a real missed golden opportunity. If I had balls I would have asked her on a date (which I know she would have said yes) but I pussied out because I'm beta.