>tfw you are literally the product of a one night stand and

So your dad could get his willy wet for one night

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i wish i had never met my dad.

>>35837268
at least your dad doesn't hate you

>>35837268
>why am i even alive

sex :^)

>>35837268
>why am I even alive
You already answered that, dumbass. You are alive because your mom fucked some dude. Who cares, families are overrated anyway.

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>>35837325
literal edgy teens who should fuck off

>>35837268
my half brother is also the product of a one night stand. hes now a pharma rep after getting a bio degree from a high-quality uni. i met him once but my mom is in denial that hes my dads son so they basically cut him off from us (us being my siblings and i). too bad, he was nice.

>>35837268
same, only that my mother was married and had a child already at the time ._.

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>>35837268
>mom was a high class prostitute
>fucked some super rich dude
>this was while my mom was in a relationship with a man called A
>A found out, broke up with her
>A raised me as if I were his own son anyway
>inherited all of the super rich dude's natural talents
>but still have two parents

I don't mind it desu, it feels like I got lucky in some ways, I think A likes me less than my brother who's his genetic son but I've gotten over that + my mom gave me half the money she got from fucking that rich dude after I found out and pressured her about it.

feels good man

>>35837268
because your mom is a horny slut

>>35837648
>high class
uh huh oregontrail

>>35837690
yep, back in her youth my mom could been highly upvoted on /r/bimbofetish, thankfully she's had plenty of reduction surgery now though

she's been flown out all over the world to wet the dick of businessmen in their down time

>>35837746
does she have breast implants?
any pics of her when she was young?

>>35838034
yeah, duh, about f cups I think, I'm not too sure about breasts sizes but they were inbetween D cups and a football, she also had lip implants, butt implants and maybe thigh implants

and unfortunately, no, all of her old pics are physicals ones that she holds onto and I don't live with her.

>>35837623
explain further origamifami